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(Daily Mail)   Meet the couple that is going to die violently in their sleep some day soon   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-14 09:42:04 AM  
16 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

If they get into trouble, she can just stab the tiger with her nose.
2012-06-14 01:19:12 PM  
10 votes:
Farking sickos:


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2012-06-14 12:47:25 PM  
8 votes:
The real reason they deserve to die is that they have a pet tiger and didnt name him Hobbes.
2012-06-14 12:44:15 PM  
5 votes:
i.qkme.me

It's going to happen just like this.
2012-06-14 01:07:04 PM  
3 votes:

mainstreet62: WTF?!?! It's inside a LAMBORGHINI?!?!?! Holy shiat!

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Holy shiat it's a tiger, get out of the Lamborghini!
2012-06-14 03:02:19 PM  
2 votes:
Look everyone! We're exotic! We're rich! We don't settle for normal pets!


Also, my wife is homely as fark. Kinda like Celene Dion after a trip through a rubber extruder.
2012-06-14 01:13:15 PM  
2 votes:
Never get out of the boat.
2012-06-14 12:44:58 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

"So? Deal with it."

2012-06-14 08:54:43 AM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'll never hurt you, I promise.
2012-06-16 12:27:46 AM  
1 vote:
Okay, yes, I'm very late to the party, but really - nobody?

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2012-06-14 03:16:12 PM  
1 vote:

jack_sawyer75: Cythraul: Grables'Daughter: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

If they get into trouble, she can just stab the tiger with her nose.

Not everyone can have a perfect nose like you, ya know.

New Fark rule. You are not allowed to make fun of grable's daughter unless you have a pic of yourself in pro. If you are brave enough to be snarky Internet tough guy then you are brave enough to show the world that you are really studman69


What if I just put a disclaimer in my profile: It takes one to know one, and since I am willingly admitting I am ugly, I am qualified to say you are too.
2012-06-14 01:41:21 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: Yes, it's always awesome to have a pet like this, right up until the day it decides to play too rough and kills somebody.


You mean the girlfriend, right?
2012-06-14 01:27:48 PM  
1 vote:
i125.photobucket.com

"Tiger brand coffee ... is a real treat ...
even tigers prefer a cup of it ... to real meat"
2012-06-14 01:13:16 PM  
1 vote:

Nexzus: I love tigers, and I've forever wanted one as a pet, but it's my love of them that would never let me keep one. They're beautiful, majestic, but wild creatures. They deserve their open spaces.

Oh, and China: STOP farkING EATING THEM! Their balls won't make you better in bed, or whatever the stupid shiat you believe.

/Wikipedia says 2500 left in the wild.


Yeah, every time you hear about tiger/lion/rhino/elephant/insertendangeredanimalhere poachers, they're always selling the remnants to make some ridiculous goddamn potion for longevity/ED/etc. It's really pathetic.
Also, enough with the shark fin soup. From what I hear, it's like leather shoelaces in broth, but people eat it because it's either A) traditional, or B) edgy. So untold millions of sharks are slaughtered every year so people can grimace at eat other over bowls of fish-flavored shoelace soup. Woo-hooo!
2012-06-14 01:12:06 PM  
1 vote:
They could have just switched to Geico
2012-06-14 01:08:14 PM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: mainstreet62: So apparently 27 stone = 378 pounds, 1 stone = 14 lbs.

Who the fark makes up these units of measure? Stick with MKS units, goddamnit!

In the case of the stone, it goes back into antiquity. The Romans standardized it, though the unit has changed over the years and was different to different cultures.


how many Courics is it?
2012-06-14 01:07:26 PM  
1 vote:
It'll kill him just for sporting that toupee.
2012-06-14 01:06:06 PM  
1 vote:

mainstreet62: WTF?!?! It's inside a LAMBORGHINI?!?!?! Holy shiat!

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"Problem, officer?"
2012-06-14 01:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
Also,

Meet the couple that is going to die violently in their sleep some day soon
2012-06-14 12:53:18 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what happens in that house if you start running the electric can opener
2012-06-14 12:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
Tigger [TotalFark]


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2012-06-14 10:21:13 AM

gilgigamesh: FlashHarry: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: A tiger?!?

In Africa!

it probably escaped from the zoo.

The odd thing about that joke? There are no tigers in Africa. The are native to the Indian subcontinent. So if you saw one in Africa, it did escape from the zoo.

That was surprising. Monty Python is usually more intellectual than that.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.


there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!
2012-06-14 12:32:20 PM  
1 vote:

GooberMcFly: *bangs head on desk*


Hey, look at it this way: At least when they get torn open in a year or two, it'll be because they completely deserved it.
2012-06-14 10:15:35 AM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: I_Am_Weasel: Sybarite: A tiger?!?

In Africa!

it probably escaped from the zoo.


The odd thing about that joke? There are no tigers in Africa. The are native to the Indian subcontinent. So if you saw one in Africa, it did escape from the zoo.

That was surprising. Monty Python is usually more intellectual than that.
2012-06-14 10:08:03 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: A tiger?!?


In Africa!
2012-06-14 09:59:52 AM  
1 vote:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Soon.

2012-06-14 09:47:32 AM  
1 vote:
I bet those are some WELL behaved dogs....
2012-06-14 09:31:18 AM  
1 vote:
This ends exactly the same farking way every farking time.
2012-06-14 09:10:44 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if those toilets in the dining room work.
 
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