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2012-06-15 12:17:13 AM
BTW, 504 makes no sense.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:20 AM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 12:17:43 AM
ARQUETTE!!!!
 
2012-06-15 12:17:48 AM
It should be 502.
 
2012-06-15 12:18:22 AM
www.caulifloweralleyclub.org

Hello there, I am Kevin von Erich of the world-famous von Erich professional wrestling family. You folks sure seem smitten with this TNA and WWE stuff, but let me tell you how we do professional wrestling down here in the great state of Texas.

Shawn Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music"? A sad copy of our Gentleman Chris Adams' "Superkick". The Undertaker? Bruiser Brody would eat him for lunch. John Cena? My brother Kerry pinned Ric Flair for the NWA World Heavyweight Title WITH A FREAKIN' BACKSLIDE!

The Pope? We have Iceman King Parsons, a colored fella who actually uses a move called the butt-butt. AJ Styles? ...ME. I'm better. Christopher Daniels? NOBODY instigates like the leader of the Freebirds, Michael P.S. (Purely Sexy) Hayes. Abyss? Terry Gordy would wipe his ass with Abyss' mask.

So f*ck WWE, f*ck TNA, f*ck CHIKARA...actually, those guys are entertaining...but still, watch WCCW on YouTube.

(Rush's "Tom Sawyer" plays as Kerry von Erich is shown pinning Ric Flair with a backslide)
 
2012-06-15 12:19:03 AM
botch
 
2012-06-15 12:19:34 AM

SharkTrager: It should be 502.


It is 502 and I have gotten it twice
 
2012-06-15 12:20:46 AM

slamjack: SharkTrager: It should be 502.

It is 502 and I have gotten it twice


On purpose?
 
2012-06-15 12:21:14 AM
Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-15 12:23:03 AM

SharkTrager: slamjack: SharkTrager: It should be 502.

It is 502 and I have gotten it twice

On purpose?


I won the first two 104 Arquettes on purpose, and now I have won the first 502 Arquettes on purpose.
 
2012-06-15 12:23:09 AM

hundreddollarman: Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


well done.
 
2012-06-15 12:29:10 AM
Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?
 
2012-06-15 12:29:52 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:15 AM

hundreddollarman: Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


That makes me a little nauseous.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:29 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.


You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...
 
2012-06-15 12:30:59 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


you're the crazy cat lady of the FWC.
you smell.
funny.

not funny, HAHA

funny, queer.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:02 AM

P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

you're the crazy cat lady of the FWC.
you smell.
funny.

not funny, HAHA

funny, queer.


You're just mad that you didn't win (raises belts)
 
2012-06-15 12:32:26 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...


She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are
 
2012-06-15 12:36:12 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are


haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?
 
2012-06-15 12:39:33 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?


Good luck with that, I've got a Gredunza habit I've been trying to kick for months.

/just one more, that's all I need
//Later Broski
///4life
 
2012-06-15 12:41:08 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?

Good luck with that, I've got a Gredunza habit I've been trying to kick for months.

/just one more, that's all I need
//Later Broski
///4life


wonder if there's a gredunza patch?

/out!
 
2012-06-15 01:13:36 AM

Owangotang: [www.caulifloweralleyclub.org image 308x200]

Hello there, I am Kevin von Erich of the world-famous von Erich professional wrestling family. You folks sure seem smitten with this TNA and WWE stuff, but let me tell you how we do professional wrestling down here in the great state of Texas.

Shawn Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music"? A sad copy of our Gentleman Chris Adams' "Superkick". The Undertaker? Bruiser Brody would eat him for lunch. John Cena? My brother Kerry pinned Ric Flair for the NWA World Heavyweight Title WITH A FREAKIN' BACKSLIDE!

The Pope? We have Iceman King Parsons, a colored fella who actually uses a move called the butt-butt. AJ Styles? ...ME. I'm better. Christopher Daniels? NOBODY instigates like the leader of the Freebirds, Michael P.S. (Purely Sexy) Hayes. Abyss? Terry Gordy would wipe his ass with Abyss' mask.

So f*ck WWE, f*ck TNA, f*ck CHIKARA...actually, those guys are entertaining...but still, watch WCCW on YouTube.

(Rush's "Tom Sawyer" plays as Kerry von Erich is shown pinning Ric Flair with a backslide)


This one wins. I tip my hat.
 
2012-06-15 01:17:07 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?


I'd be skeptical about the enjoying part.
 
2012-06-15 04:32:26 AM
Either TNA has improved or this thread has made it more enjoyable , I will watch live or record on the DVR next week. Kept the Bischoff/Hogan to a minimum. nice
 
2012-06-15 07:34:53 AM
So smackdown in this thread?
 
2012-06-15 09:32:39 AM
It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.
 
2012-06-15 09:56:32 AM

SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.


Doogie TKE is coming!
 
2012-06-15 09:59:10 AM

SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.


Really? They have blackjack and hookers in the break room?
 
2012-06-15 10:01:58 AM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.

Really? They have blackjack and hookers in the break room?


This is a job where I was given $350 in gift cards for a strip club and $200 to one of the best restaurants in town. We also own 2 other restaurants and a bar, so that wouldn't be too far from reality.
 
2012-06-15 10:11:51 AM
Oh, for those of you wondering where Eric Young has been the past few weeks?

He underwent surgery to successfully remove polyps from his vocal chords.

Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.
 
2012-06-15 10:19:26 AM

Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.


And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.
 
2012-06-15 10:22:05 AM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.


YOU WILL LOVE HIM MARK!

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN CREATINE TACOS?!?!?!
 
2012-06-15 10:34:56 AM

Dougie AXP: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.

YOU WILL LOVE HIM MARK!

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN CREATINE TACOS?!?!?!


I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.
 
2012-06-15 10:58:44 AM
Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph recently was on PWTorch Livecast. Here are a few highlights.

>>>>DeJoseph on what it's like behind the scenes when Vince McMahon decides to appear on TV after an absence: "I think there were numerous times where that could be brought up in totally different ways," DeJoseph, also known on air as Big Dick Johnson, says. "Sometimes it could be a request from the writing team. For the most part Vince didn't like to be on TV if he didn't have to be. I'm just using my own judgment here; I think this might have something to do with - usually it's like the McMahon Million Dollar Mania, or now the three hour Raws - I'm wondering if it's some kind of play to make some kind crazy announcement to get ratings."


>>>>Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."


>DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."


>Does it chip away at fans investing in the product? "Yeah, it sucks. [Fans have to be thinking,] 'Why should I invest my time and everything into this storyline when they're just going to sh- on it without explanation.' I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they will on Monday. I don't know what they're going to do on Monday."


>DeJoseph says the writing team cares even when Vince doesn't: "At least when I was there, and I'm sure it's still the same way, we would try to present every logical thing. We'd say we need to explain that, and whether it was ignored or we were told 'No, we f-in' don't,' that's the way it was... If not for Vince, the writers such as Michael Hayes, Ed Koskie, and Brian Gewirtz would try to make sense of their ideas, but with Vince "you're constantly dealing with switching and changing things.


>"Sometimes it's even hard for yourself to keep up on everything. I think they would try for sure. I'm sure when they knew that Vince was coming back, it was probably one of the first things that came up - how in the hell are we going to explain why he's back. And then it was probably, like, 'Don't f-in' worry about it.' And they go, 'Okay.' I think the writing team wants what most fans want because, for the most part, they're all fans."

This means one thing is right. Senile Vince is a reality, not just a meme.
 
2012-06-15 11:02:13 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph recently was on PWTorch Livecast. Here are a few highlights.

>>>>DeJoseph on what it's like behind the scenes when Vince McMahon decides to appear on TV after an absence: "I think there were numerous times where that could be brought up in totally different ways," DeJoseph, also known on air as Big Dick Johnson, says. "Sometimes it could be a request from the writing team. For the most part Vince didn't like to be on TV if he didn't have to be. I'm just using my own judgment here; I think this might have something to do with - usually it's like the McMahon Million Dollar Mania, or now the three hour Raws - I'm wondering if it's some kind of play to make some kind crazy announcement to get ratings."


>>>>Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."


>DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."


>Does it chip away at fans investing in the product? "Yeah, it sucks. [Fans have to be thinking,] 'Why should I invest my time and everything into this storyline when they're just going to sh- on it without explanation.' I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they will on Monday. I don't know what they're going to do on Monday."


>DeJoseph says the writing team cares even when Vince doesn't: "At least when I was there, and I'm sure it's still the same way, we would try to present every logical thing. We'd say we need to explain that, and whether it was ignored or we were told 'No, we f-in' don't,' that's the way it was... If not for Vince, the writers such as Michael Hayes, Ed Koskie, and Brian Gewirtz would try to make sense of their ideas, but with Vince "you're constantly dealing with switching and changing things.


>"Sometimes it's even hard for yourself to keep up on everything. I think they would try for sure. I'm sure when they knew that Vince was coming back, it was probably one of the first things that came up - how in the hell are we going to explain why he's back. And then it was probably, like, 'Don't f-in' worry about it.' And they go, 'Okay.' I think the writing team wants what most fans want because, for the most part, they're all fans."

This means one thing is right. Senile Vince is a reality, not just a meme.


STFU MARK. GET ME MY GODDAMN CREATINE TACOS!
 
2012-06-15 11:08:43 AM
OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?
 
2012-06-15 11:17:59 AM

Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?


Because Fark you. That's why.
 
2012-06-15 11:34:52 AM

Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?


Hey, have you seen this?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-15 11:37:33 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph blah blah blah.


I'd like to know specific examples of when Vince would do some of these things. And if there was a big storyline that Vince changed, what was supposed to be the original outcome!? Or maybe him saying this is just one big storyline?!?!?!
 
2012-06-15 11:46:14 AM

nyrkah1: Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?

Hey, have you seen this?
[i.imgur.com image 600x804]


Vince has, he's still working on it:

i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 12:07:52 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


Gammy says, "Apparently not D@^^^n thing!!"
 
2012-06-15 12:43:10 PM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.


We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.
 
2012-06-15 01:07:39 PM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.


See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.
 
2012-06-15 01:16:22 PM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.

See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.


Well that's easy, put him into a program with Ziggles. I think that he could find a way to literally separate his head from his body in a match with Ryberg. Truth be told I kind of like having him on the roster. Every roster needs that fearsome monster freakshow. And I don't think he's as bad as Goldberg was. Most of his aresenal are punches. The throws and backdrops should be correctable fairly easily.

*engage Vince mode*

STFU MARKS! RYBACK IS MY GUY! LOOK AT HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE ME! THE WAY HE RUBS BABY OIL ON YOU KNOW IT'S GOING IN! STAN STNASKY! YEAH WHAT A JOBBER! PUT HIM UP AGAINST LESNAR! 1 MINUTE SQUASH MATCH! THEM HIM AND CENA IN A 60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH IN BABY OIL! RATINGS DAMMIT!

FARK YOU!
 
2012-06-15 01:17:30 PM
Work sucks today
 
2012-06-15 01:19:46 PM

Dougie AXP: Work sucks today


I decided to work from home today. being much more productive than in the office the last few days. Nothing like looking at a spreadsheet while writing a report from the comfort of a recliner :)

Oh and not wearing pants either. It's pretty awesome!
 
2012-06-15 01:31:05 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: Work sucks today

I decided to work from home today. being much more productive than in the office the last few days. Nothing like looking at a spreadsheet while writing a report from the comfort of a recliner :)

Oh and not wearing pants either. It's pretty awesome!


Darden?
 
2012-06-15 01:41:50 PM

SharkTrager: See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.


Ryan Reeves bought into the Vince ideal of what a wrestler should be when he was a kid and started lifting weights when he attended Walter Johnson Junior High in Las Vegas. I know that one for a fact, because I lived in Vegas at the time, my oldest attended WJJH with Ryan and he was one of the boys I frequently had to chase off my damn lawn when I was cleaning the firearms in the garage. At the age of 12, the kid was as tall as I was and built like a brick wall. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed back then, either. He got upset when I told him he could not take my daughter to the school dance and started cussing me out as I was cleaning the .45.

I will guarantee that by now, Ryan suffers from osteoporosis caused by steroid use - that would probably explain the high ankle break he suffered in 2010 during a house show that required three surgeries to fix.
 
2012-06-15 01:43:18 PM
i'd go pantsless too but the looks i would get for my European man thong would be distracting
 
2012-06-15 01:43:29 PM
Auntie cheesus. You should totally write a book.
 
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