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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion? It's TNA live in the Impact Zone 8 pm   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 710
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2012-06-14 09:58:00 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: So whose gonna watch Suits with me?

Can we cuddle on the couch? Do you prefer Pinot Noir or a Cabernet?


Cabernet. And only if I'm the big spoon.

/that clicking noise was me changing the channel from TNA
 
2012-06-14 09:58:58 PM
Oh snap! The Lin Keui clan have put a hit out on Sting!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:00 PM
Masked persons!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:02 PM
Ewww, Jarrett drool.
 
2012-06-14 09:59:03 PM
It's the Black Scorpian
 
2012-06-14 09:59:26 PM
It's the Foot Clan!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:59:32 PM
who the fark are these guys....ghosts?!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:36 PM
those should be troll face masks
 
2012-06-14 09:59:37 PM
ABDUL HUSSEIN IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE
 
2012-06-14 10:00:02 PM
an evil team of wrestlers from Up North, invading TNA?
 
2012-06-14 10:00:16 PM
TIME FOR SUITS!

FINALLY!
 
2012-06-14 10:00:46 PM
Sorry, flashback to the angle that got Muhammed Hassan kicked off Smackdown.
 
2012-06-14 10:00:49 PM
It was Ziggler, Swagger, and Vicki.

/got nothin
 
2012-06-14 10:01:28 PM
It would be nice, actually, if they were not ex-WWE wrestlers.
 
2012-06-14 10:02:09 PM
Way to go Impact, because that made no sense.
 
2012-06-14 10:02:36 PM

verbaltoxin: It would be nice, actually, if they were not ex-WWE wrestlers.


Okay, soooo, who has WWE fired in the past 3 months?
 
2012-06-14 10:03:57 PM
That was the first time I actually sat down and watched Impact. It was a decent evening's entertainment for me and most of my family. I believe I'll watch again.

Now, what's this Suits business about?
 
2012-06-14 10:04:46 PM
He was abducted by Ninjas! Link
 
2012-06-14 10:05:03 PM
Okay... well... I guess I'll see you guys later!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 10:05:12 PM
Mike Ross just said "black don't crack"
 
2012-06-14 10:06:51 PM
Later marks
#HEEL
 
2012-06-14 10:08:17 PM
It's TNA's NEXUS CORE LINK yep that'll do. Betya it's the guys who got 'cut' during the gut check thing. If it is I shall laugh heartily.
 
2012-06-14 10:09:26 PM
Ok, so that wasn't too bad. The thing with Sting and the "Tune in next Thursday on Thunder!" ending was pretty dumb. The wrestling wasn't terribly memorable, but there was a lot of it, and that's a huge step up from the current WWE. Also, it was nice that both Hogans didn't take up more than five minutes of time. It was a solid show, but can it keep up the momentum without crapping all over itself? Could it finally start to whittle away at WWE enough to make them take notice and be less garbage?

i10.photobucket.com

Indeed, I'm unsure as well, good sir...

/Fella Precipice Metal is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 10:11:00 PM
 
2012-06-14 10:12:50 PM
There was no Punk vs. Bryan but there was no Otunga vs. ....well, anyone either. I'm sure it seemed better because it was new to me but still...not bad.
 
2012-06-14 10:13:09 PM

nyrkah1: That was the first time I actually sat down and watched Impact. It was a decent evening's entertainment for me and most of my family. I believe I'll watch again.

Now, what's this Suits business about?


great legal show. burn notice+suits = best 2 hours of 'tv' out there
 
2012-06-14 10:17:14 PM
LMAO @ that tampon joke to harvey
 
2012-06-14 10:21:35 PM
All of our assumptions about Vince are true when it comes to his insanity:

Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."

DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."
 
2012-06-14 10:29:50 PM
I guess to me TNA is right at 1992-93 WCW levels. Yes there's a lot of crap but there's good wrestling to make up for the crap.
 
2012-06-14 10:30:20 PM
i306.photobucket.com


Why hello there, sorry for not noticing you sooner. It really has been quite a busy day and I have a dinner date soon but I'm glad I could talk to you.

Some people have been checking out Impact wrestling and something called Chikara recently. My chums CM Punk and Daniel Bryan also said something about ROH? Whatever that is. Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the other alternative out there. The WWE. You see these other organizations are pretty young and tend to not have good tv deals if any. This can lead to some at risk behaviours, in and out of the ring, which really can lead to some nefarious behaviours.

We at the WWE have a strong drug and alcohol policy to ensure that we always have a positive and working environment. Sadly some of the people that we have employed in the past have had to be released. Now if they want we do offer free treatment all on our dime. In fact I am glad to see Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam are doing better.

We are also very proud of our companies initiative on bullying. Truly this is not acceptable to anyone. No matter the age, just because you are bigger and more popular doesn't mean you have the right to humiliate someone. I strongly believe in that. Why just two weeks ago myself and my pal Michael Cole had a good laugh about how bullies never win!

We also are proud partners of the troops. Without them we would never have the freedoms we do. It really is important to respect where our country has been and where it's going. Come see our product, eventually it will be close to you. Our performers are always hustling and love loyal fans.

The WWE universe is waiting, can we count on you?
 
2012-06-14 10:36:11 PM
This has been a god damn good episode of Suits...I want that dick Trevor to get his comeuppance so damn bad.
 
2012-06-14 10:38:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, blah blah blah..


images2.wikia.nocookie.net


You. Yes, you. I see you've seen Mr. Superhero there with his horsesh*t and smokescreens, trying to get your eyeballs onto Vinnie Mac's Flying Clown Jamboree. And I noticed you were watching WCW Lite on Spike. Let me tell you something: the NWA is alive and well, and it is because I say so. Every month right in Glendale, CA, my crew and I put on a wrestling show that shows you...guess what. F*CKING WRESTLING. And guess what else, folks? It's free. Yes, free. You can go to NWAHollywood RIGHT DAMNED NOW and watch every episode for free. Is the production like McMahon's Disneyland on Ice? No, but even though we run our shows out of an old warehouse, we still manage to do it better than Ring of Horror. Also our storylines actually make sense. Want to know why? Because we make it easy. Two guys fight because they hate each other. In fact right now I hate the f*cking sh*t out of Colt Cabana. I hate him so much I challenged him to Seven Levels of Hate. Seven matches, seven different stipulations, seven locations, and the winner is the undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion.

Yes I know it's hard to compare us to the guy who shuts down Twitter accounts just because he can't take a joke. Tell you what, go watch Raw this Monday, and after they make CM Punk and Daniel Bryan look like assholes again, after Dolph Ziggler gets the rug pulled out from under him once more, and after Mr. Jacked for the Troops goes over for the 10,000th time, the boys and me will be right here in Hollywood, waiting for your business.

Tell 'em the Scrap Daddy sent ya.
 
2012-06-14 10:39:20 PM
So I was not able to watch the show. How was it?
 
2012-06-14 10:42:11 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, sorry for not noticing you sooner. It really has been quite a busy day and I have a dinner date soon but I'm glad I could talk to you.

Some people have been checking out Impact wrestling and something called Chikara recently. My chums CM Punk and Daniel Bryan also said something about ROH? Whatever that is. Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the other alternative out there. The WWE. You see these other organizations are pretty young and tend to not have good tv deals if any. This can lead to some at risk behaviours, in and out of the ring, which really can lead to some nefarious behaviours.

We at the WWE have a strong drug and alcohol policy to ensure that we always have a positive and working environment. Sadly some of the people that we have employed in the past have had to be released. Now if they want we do offer free treatment all on our dime. In fact I am glad to see Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam are doing better.

We are also very proud of our companies initiative on bullying. Truly this is not acceptable to anyone. No matter the age, just because you are bigger and more popular doesn't mean you have the right to humiliate someone. I strongly believe in that. Why just two weeks ago myself and my pal Michael Cole had a good laugh about how bullies never win!

We also are proud partners of the troops. Without them we would never have the freedoms we do. It really is important to respect where our country has been and where it's going. Come see our product, eventually it will be close to you. Our performers are always hustling and love loyal fans.

The WWE universe is waiting, can we count on you?


upload.wikimedia.org
JEEZUS!
 
2012-06-14 10:57:27 PM

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, blah blah blah..

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x450]

You. Yes, you. I see you've seen Mr. Superhero there with his horsesh*t and smokescreens, trying to get your eyeballs onto Vinnie Mac's Flying Clown Jamboree. And I noticed you were watching WCW Lite on Spike. Let me tell you something: the NWA is alive and well, and it is because I say so. Every month right in Glendale, CA, my crew and I put on a wrestling show that shows you...guess what. F*CKING WRESTLING. And guess what else, folks? It's free. Yes, free. You can go to NWAHollywood RIGHT DAMNED NOW and watch every episode for free. Is the production like McMahon's Disneyland on Ice? No, but even though we run our shows out of an old warehouse, we still manage to do it better than Ring of Horror. Also our storylines actually make sense. Want to know why? Because we make it easy. Two guys fight because they hate each other. In fact right now I hate the f*cking sh*t out of Colt Cabana. I hate him so much I challenged him to Seven Levels of Hate. Seven matches, seven different stipulations, seven locations, and the winner is the undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion.

Yes I know it's hard to compare us to the guy who shuts down Twitter accounts just because he can't take a joke. Tell you what, go watch Raw this Monday, and after they make CM Punk and Daniel Bryan look like assholes again, after Dolph Ziggler gets the rug pulled out from under him once more, and after Mr. Jacked for the Troops goes over for the 10,000th time, the boys and me will be right here in Hollywood, waiting for your business.

Tell 'em the Scrap Daddy sent ya.


www.wwe.com


WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM? MY NAME IS VINCE #%^#$%^ING MCMAHON! YEAH SURE I PUT CENA OUT HERE TO BE NICE TO THE LITTLE KIDS BUT LET'S FACE IT NONE OF THEM WERE WATCHING THIS CRAP! WE ALL KNOW IT SUCKS! AS FOR YOUR LITTLE NWA HOLLYWOOD? I CAN BUY THEM AS FAST AS I CAN MOUTHPUMP A PHILLIPINO ALTER BOY! AM I GAY? NO! WHEN YOU ARE A GENETIC JACKHAMMER BILLIONAIRE LIKE ME YOU CAN DO ANY DAMN THING YOU WANT!

ASK CM PUNK, SURE HE'S BIG ON THE SHOW RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S BECAUSE CENA SAYS THAT OLD BELT IS STARTING TO CHAFE! AS SOON AS THE NEW ONE SHOWS UP BAM! IT'S ON HIM! YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME? I WENT HEAD TO HEAD WITH TED TURNER. TED F#$%ING TURNER! YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I BROKE HIM. I BROKE HOGAN, HART, KILLED ANOTHER HART, AUSTIN, MICHAELS, RYDER, PILLMAN... ALL OF THEM! WHEN I WANT MY JOLLIES I CALL IN JR AND HE IS SO USED TO IT NOW HE'LL JUST BACK DAT ASS UP LET ME PUT MY HAND IN AND WORK IT LIKE A PUPPET!

DON'T ATTACK WHAT YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND. HELL MAYBE I'LL HIRE YOU, BRING YOU IN, SO YOU CAN JOB TO HORNSWOGGLE AND JOIN THE KISS MY ASS CLUB!

WHERE'S MY GLASS DILDO ENRIQUE YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF? I'LL BOMB THAT LITTLE ASS COUNTRY OF YOURS AS SOON AS LINDA IS ELECTED! CANADA? OH YEAH I'LL F#$K THAT PLACE UP YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!

BE A MOTHERFARKING STAR!
 
2012-06-14 11:01:36 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com


Psshh. These f*ckin' guys, am I right?

www.ChikaraPro.com, folks. And SmarkMarkVideo.com.

The Spectral Envoy commands you!
 
2012-06-14 11:02:40 PM
 
2012-06-14 11:06:21 PM
OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!
 
2012-06-14 11:24:54 PM

Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!


farking mark.
 
2012-06-14 11:26:23 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.


Who's Mark? Is he cute?
 
2012-06-14 11:26:47 PM
bummed i missed Impact. oh well, isnt wwe ppv this weekend? that should be good for some wrestling...right? i mean 60 bucks for a ppv and they wrestle right?
 
2012-06-14 11:39:22 PM

SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?


well........
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 11:53:23 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]


Ok, well... where did you two meet?
 
2012-06-14 11:55:44 PM
I love this meme.
 
2012-06-15 12:00:08 AM

SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]

Ok, well... where did you two meet?


Wrestlemania VII. He and Jimmy Snuka were having a get together........
 
2012-06-15 12:08:22 AM
Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?
 
2012-06-15 12:15:32 AM

Chris Jericho: Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?


sooon arquette
 
2012-06-15 12:16:02 AM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]

Ok, well... where did you two meet?

Wrestlemania VII. He and Jimmy Snuka were having a get together........


Well, as long as the two of you are happy, I wish you all the best.
 
2012-06-15 12:16:37 AM

Chris Jericho: Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?


No
 
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