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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion? It's TNA live in the Impact Zone 8 pm   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 710
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2012-06-14 11:02:06 AM
And what of Trevor's love for Chad?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:51 PM
And who still watches this stuff? Find out tonight at 7!
 
2012-06-14 05:03:22 PM
Again I ask,
www.blogcdn.com
WUT DA HELL?
 
2012-06-14 05:54:07 PM
I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza, but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
 
2012-06-14 07:05:09 PM
Please dont let this image be necessary:

i282.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 07:06:07 PM
TNA should name their next PPV Lemon Party 2012.
 
2012-06-14 07:10:29 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza,

i.imgur.com

but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 07:15:05 PM
Ultimate X, you say?

i275.photobucket.com

/Soooo..... wrestling
//I'll be off then
 
2012-06-14 07:18:03 PM
What are the odds of a regular episode of Impact reaching a Gredunza?

img1.ak.crunchyroll.com

ah there we go.
 
2012-06-14 07:19:33 PM

nyrkah1: Dr J Zoidberg: I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza,
[i.imgur.com image 548x420]

but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
[i.imgur.com image 548x420]


i282.photobucket.com

BILL ZOIDBERG IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO SURPRISED! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING BURN NOTICE BUT HE IS HERE. HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:22:04 PM
DOOGIE TKE IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:23:07 PM
bobtul93 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:23:50 PM

Dougie AXP: DOOGIE TKE IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Funny Byway. Locked and Loaded.
 
2012-06-14 07:25:25 PM
WWE Creative is back? It has tweets as recent as an hour or 2 ago
 
2012-06-14 07:26:00 PM
nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:27:21 PM

nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.
 
2012-06-14 07:28:18 PM
OH MY GOD, Word Poison is in the IMPACT ZONE!!

Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion?

Yes, probably, no.
 
2012-06-14 07:30:17 PM
Cliffston IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:31:34 PM
Emmisary of the Hygenically Challenged Populace reporting in!
 
2012-06-14 07:33:13 PM
I tried to create a Roulette & Prostitutes alt, but Fark says "You have too many logins already."

I only have one f*cking login. This one.

WAT DA HEYAL?!!!
 
2012-06-14 07:33:34 PM
AcidRefluxBoy is IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Don't think I'll be staying for the show, though, since I don't even get off work until 5 PT (8 ET), and am probably going to be working late tonight. You crazy diamonds shine on, though.
 
2012-06-14 07:33:48 PM
Slapjam is here in the IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:34:21 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! PUNCHY BUTT IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:35:15 PM
I love all of our TNA alts
 
2012-06-14 07:36:30 PM
Roulette & Prostitutes

Always bet on black, jack.
 
2012-06-14 07:36:50 PM
The enthusiasm with which the fWc is approaching this says two things:

1. TNA better not fark this up

and of they don't

2. Is the fWc on the leading edge of a trend that should worry the WWE?

/1. They will.
//2. No, but it's fun to think so.
 
2012-06-14 07:38:27 PM

nyrkah1: 1. TNA better not fark this up


There is a small group of us who have discussed the before. I believe the conversation always ends with the term "battered wife syndrome" being thrown around.

Not this time. Nuh, unh
 
2012-06-14 07:41:21 PM

Gunny Highway: nyrkah1: 1. TNA better not fark this up

There is a small group of us who have discussed the before. I believe the conversation always ends with the term "battered wife syndrome" being thrown around.

Not this time. Nuh, unh


I'm more in the camp that says, "Sure, he buried his first two wives in the basement, but it's different now that I'm a part of his life."
 
2012-06-14 07:41:40 PM
steal the show

TNA


what
 
2012-06-14 07:42:06 PM
Kel E. Cubed has arrived at the Impact Zone!

Wait, wait, we're getting word that she ran in fear because there was a large, non-charismatic man in the Knockouts locker room. Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:35 PM
Steven Law is in the IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!


everythingtoshare.com

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:47 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.


TKE?

Well, if you can't go Greek...
 
2012-06-14 07:47:54 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Kel E. Cubed has arrived at the Impact Zone!

Wait, wait, we're getting word that she ran in fear because there was a large, non-charismatic man in the Knockouts locker room. Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!


Kel E Cubed...I like it.
 
2012-06-14 07:49:42 PM

SharkTrager: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.

TKE?

Well, if you can't go Greek...


Well it was the only other fraternity on campus besides mine that leads to easy alphabetical representation. Everything else had symbols that Fark would kick out.
 
2012-06-14 07:49:56 PM
i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?
 
2012-06-14 07:50:48 PM

Steven Rules: i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?


Hard to tell Stephen Regulations.
 
2012-06-14 07:51:46 PM

Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!


Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.
 
2012-06-14 07:53:08 PM

Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.


I'm really hoping it's not real. I just GIS'd "Brooke Hogan manly".
 
2012-06-14 07:53:13 PM
New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:53:28 PM

Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.


Nope someone just added his moustache

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 07:55:09 PM

Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!


Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.
 
2012-06-14 07:56:14 PM
Flinch Guy is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 07:56:51 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!

Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.


shut up you dirty islanders fan...they're lower than even the rangers.
 
2012-06-14 07:57:47 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!

Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.

shut up you dirty islanders fan...they're lower than even the rangers.


phikah1. Feel better?
 
2012-06-14 07:58:20 PM

Dougie AXP: WWE Creative is back? It has tweets as recent as an hour or 2 ago


WWE apparently got it banned. Someone else has appeared to take up the handle, but the original can now be found @WWECreative_ish:

"We will now go by @WWECreative_ish because we weren't all that creative to begin with. Please adjust accordingly #Kayfabe"

"Apparently being banned from Twitter is a lot like @JohnCena being fired. #Kayfabe"
 
2012-06-14 07:58:32 PM
probably doing a Japanese TV Show tonight but until then i'll put it on whatever.
 
2012-06-14 07:58:43 PM

Dougie AXP: Steven Rules: i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?

Hard to tell Stephen Regulations.


That might be better then Steven Law.

/Reg-U-Lations clap clap clap clap clap!!
 
2012-06-14 08:00:08 PM
LET US BEGIN THIS ACTIVITY!
 
2012-06-14 08:00:43 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:01:12 PM

slamjack: Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.

Nope someone just added his moustache

[i6.photobucket.com image 550x367]


There's something deeply unsettling about a woman with a chin-butt.
 
2012-06-14 08:01:26 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS?
 
2012-06-14 08:01:27 PM
I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?
 
2012-06-14 08:01:41 PM
THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN SHINY LIGHTS THAT FLASH INTERMITTENTLY
 
2012-06-14 08:02:00 PM

nyrkah1: LET US BEGIN THIS ACTIVITY!


BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA LET'S WRASSLE GENTS!
 
2012-06-14 08:02:18 PM

Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?


Joness
 
2012-06-14 08:02:24 PM
Oh yeah, the Bound for Glory Series that sucked about as much as the Team Challenge Series.
 
2012-06-14 08:02:28 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]


Welcome, Skipper Gas!
 
2012-06-14 08:02:38 PM

Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?


"DrunkenAWs"
 
2012-06-14 08:03:00 PM
Ultimate X! Sweet! :D
 
2012-06-14 08:03:05 PM
The greatest cape that ever lived!
 
2012-06-14 08:03:13 PM
Theme song by...Pennyfront.
 
2012-06-14 08:03:36 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!


Wha...? o_o'
 
2012-06-14 08:03:44 PM
whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:07 PM
Is...is...he wearing chaps and no pants?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:07 PM

nyrkah1: Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?

Joness


If we're going that it's "Smiths and Jones" yeah...

i was thinking wtf is the opposite of Morrisey?

BubbleGumCrapBand ?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:17 PM
THAT GUY FROM OKLAHOMA WILL NOT BE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:04:19 PM

Captain Steroid: KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!

Wha...? o_o'


She TNA'd your username.
 
2012-06-14 08:04:32 PM

Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?


Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.
 
2012-06-14 08:04:56 PM
Sil is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 08:04:57 PM
*Rattle Rattle Rattle*
 
2012-06-14 08:05:32 PM
his name is Zima?
 
2012-06-14 08:05:39 PM
So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?
 
2012-06-14 08:05:43 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?

Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.


oh that's who that guy is.
 
2012-06-14 08:05:47 PM
Really? A TNA chant already? Calm down, guys,
 
2012-06-14 08:06:21 PM

nyrkah1: So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?


All of them Brethrensky
 
2012-06-14 08:06:25 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?

Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.


I'm sure D-Lo gave him tips for not failing next time.
 
2012-06-14 08:06:34 PM

Dougie AXP: Captain Steroid: KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!

Wha...? o_o'

She TNA'd your username.


Ah. Okay.

Wait... why would you WANT to TNA someone's name?
 
2012-06-14 08:06:34 PM

nyrkah1: So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?


Well, Zema's dad died after conceiving him with a mail-order bride, so either Aries or Sabin I guess.
 
2012-06-14 08:07:00 PM

Fisty Bum: Really? A TNA chant already? Calm down, guys,


THIS IS AWESOME in 5...4...3...
 
2012-06-14 08:07:45 PM
live from the insurance zone
 
2012-06-14 08:07:56 PM
I forgot this started at 7. Fester_A_potato is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 08:07:59 PM
It's always smart to take a victory lap around the ring when you need to get something that's hanging there...
 
2012-06-14 08:08:03 PM
Q: So who has the 3 foot penis?

A: Brooke Hogan
 
2012-06-14 08:09:27 PM
Yes, Tazz. I'm watching this from my gin mill.
 
2012-06-14 08:09:40 PM
top rope wedgie? NOT PG
 
2012-06-14 08:09:42 PM
That was an unfortunate camera angle.

Austin Aries Ass rapin' Zima
 
2012-06-14 08:10:29 PM
Nice brainbuster!
 
2012-06-14 08:10:37 PM
When you have auto insurance ads all over the apron, you might as well assume your fans are watching at their moonshinin' place.
 
2012-06-14 08:10:53 PM
did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!
 
2012-06-14 08:11:08 PM
Where the hell is Chris Sabin?
 
2012-06-14 08:11:22 PM
Announcer botch, lol. Nice work, Taz.
 
2012-06-14 08:11:23 PM
Well, Aries made that look easy...
 
2012-06-14 08:11:34 PM
And Chris Sabin goes right back on the DL.
 
2012-06-14 08:11:46 PM
Ok, I haven't seen a lot of TNA, so I was wondering about this. What the hell is the X-Division exactly? My first guess was some kind of Hardcore division, because X = XTREME!!! Though I can also see this being some kind of Cruiserweight division...
 
2012-06-14 08:11:57 PM

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!


Yeah...looks like he farked his knee.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:05 PM
SABIN YOU'RE FIRED BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:12:11 PM

Dougie AXP: Where the hell is Chris Sabin?


He got effed up when he and Zema fell outside the ring. Looks like it was his knee.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:15 PM

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!


Yet he still even stood up to try and help with that catch. Miz could learn from him.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:44 PM
Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract
 
2012-06-14 08:12:53 PM
Arquette!
 
2012-06-14 08:13:29 PM
damn botched it...
 
2012-06-14 08:13:40 PM
He's so awesome, he plays T-ball.
 
2012-06-14 08:13:50 PM
OH BOY HULK HOGAN BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:13:57 PM
You may be the complete package, but you're not the TOTAL PACKAGE

superluchas.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 08:14:00 PM
Hulkster interrupts Aries' promo.
 
2012-06-14 08:14:04 PM
really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha
 
2012-06-14 08:14:28 PM

Smiths: OH BOY HULK HOGAN BROTHER


THIS IS WHY WE'RE HERE BROTHER!
 
2012-06-14 08:14:32 PM

lurch_E_bean: Ok, I haven't seen a lot of TNA, so I was wondering about this. What the hell is the X-Division exactly? My first guess was some kind of Hardcore division, because X = XTREME!!! Though I can also see this being some kind of Cruiserweight division...


Originally, it was a mix of both Cruiserweights AND Hardcore wrestlers. The motto was, "It's not about weight limits, it's about NO limits!"

Now? Pretty much Cruiserweights and Samoa Joe. :P

HOGAN!
 
2012-06-14 08:14:39 PM

robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract


Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.
 
2012-06-14 08:14:50 PM
Meaningful stares AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
 
2012-06-14 08:14:58 PM
ok now that that silliness has left me. good job on showing hogan on the ramp and going to commercial
 
2012-06-14 08:15:37 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


If it turned out that they pulled a Jericho and never actually had him sign it, I'd laugh.
 
2012-06-14 08:15:54 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha


It's not till 502 now
 
2012-06-14 08:16:03 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


He only has to do dishes one night a week at the Waffle House?
 
2012-06-14 08:16:04 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


50 bucks and a case of Diet Mountain Dew?
 
2012-06-14 08:16:35 PM
That Ultimate X match was kinda flat
 
2012-06-14 08:16:50 PM

silgryphon: Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha

It's not till 502 now


ah forgot that part.
 
2012-06-14 08:17:26 PM
RENT A CENTER BROTHER

RENT A PS3 BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:17:35 PM

robsul82: KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.

If it turned out that they pulled a Jericho and never actually had him sign it, I'd laugh.


@carlitocolon

I hope TNA has austin aries signed under a good contract...hes the best thing on the show!


Ok who on here is Carlito?
 
2012-06-14 08:17:56 PM
So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.
 
2012-06-14 08:18:13 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: silgryphon: Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha

It's not till 502 now

ah forgot that part.


Premature Arquette!

/wow, did not think that through
//brain bleach please
 
2012-06-14 08:18:33 PM

silgryphon: That Ultimate X match was kinda flat


like your girlfriends chest.
 
2012-06-14 08:18:54 PM

Fisty Bum: So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.


Ex-wives, man.
 
2012-06-14 08:19:07 PM
My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins
 
2012-06-14 08:19:23 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Fisty Bum: So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.

Ex-wives, man DUDE or BROTHER.


FTFY
 
2012-06-14 08:19:31 PM

nyrkah1: Premature Arquette!


That's what Courtney said.
 
2012-06-14 08:19:47 PM

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Premature Arquette perhaps?
 
2012-06-14 08:19:53 PM

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Hogan was walking to the ring.
 
2012-06-14 08:20:00 PM
Live?

Hogan & Aries really WERE staring at each other for 5 minutes? o_o'
 
2012-06-14 08:20:03 PM

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


I imagine Hulk just slowly walked around muttering something about "brother" or "dude".
 
2012-06-14 08:20:08 PM
All the hoopla in all the corners of the amusement park, BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:20:13 PM

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Hogan probably took most of that to Khali his way into the ring.
 
2012-06-14 08:20:32 PM
Wow Hogan doesn't want people chanting his name
 
2012-06-14 08:20:44 PM
Way to make this promo about you, DUDE
 
2012-06-14 08:21:04 PM
HOGAN PUTTING OVER ANOTHER WRESTLER, BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:21:20 PM

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Tensai came through, still beating the crap out of his manservant, while everyone watched awkwardly.
 
2012-06-14 08:21:27 PM

robsul82: All the hoopla in all the corners of the amusement park, BROTHER


To be fair, the hoopla at that park is probably Harry Potter Land.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:02 PM
And by money, I mean my dick.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:14 PM
WHAT?! O_O
 
2012-06-14 08:22:26 PM
That's an interesting angle I guess
 
2012-06-14 08:22:29 PM
Well, after a rocky start, Hogan put over the guy pretty big, BROTHER

Aries vs. the world champ at Destination X if he surrenders the X-Division Championship.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:35 PM
ooh cute....

get a match if you vacate a belt

that's actually something very f'ing simple.

why we not see it?
 
2012-06-14 08:22:41 PM
Sure, I can understand where he's comWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
 
2012-06-14 08:23:04 PM
All or nothing, that's...actually not a bad way to take it.
 
2012-06-14 08:23:37 PM
I like the concept. Take the deal BROTHER.
 
2012-06-14 08:23:53 PM
oh cool. making it a "1 week to decide" angle too.

HOLY CRAP IS THAT INTRIGUE?

WILL THAT BE A STORY?

LOOK AT CARRYING A STORY OVER
 
2012-06-14 08:23:56 PM
I like where this could be going...
 
2012-06-14 08:23:58 PM
Oh come on we don't need a recap of the ppv
 
2012-06-14 08:24:15 PM

nyrkah1: I like the concept. Take the deal BROTHER.


SHUT UP BRETHRENSKY
 
2012-06-14 08:24:16 PM
I'm... not hating this idea, actually. :-)
 
2012-06-14 08:24:43 PM
Yay recap package! TIMES 2!!!!
 
2012-06-14 08:24:51 PM

Smiths: oh cool. making it a "1 week to decide" angle too.

HOLY CRAP IS THAT INTRIGUE?

WILL THAT BE A STORY?

LOOK AT CARRYING A STORY OVER


Quiet down there Joneses
 
2012-06-14 08:25:03 PM
Ah, here we go again...

Punk?

Link

Thank you, Punk.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:17 PM
Ha they all bailed on abyss
 
2012-06-14 08:25:21 PM
You dun pissed off Bully Ray, Penn.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:27 PM
At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:34 PM
croobal.com

Might I not actually be a moron?
 
2012-06-14 08:26:09 PM
"Last time I saw him, wasn't he putting you through a table?"
 
2012-06-14 08:26:10 PM

nyrkah1: At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.


And it was under a minute.
 
2012-06-14 08:26:29 PM
acting TALENT

who knew he had it.

and of course the fact they both into it. everyone not acting like it just a stupid "durrrr it him wiffout a mask"

MM M M M M M MM MATT MORGAN INSURANCE
 
2012-06-14 08:26:58 PM
Hucking that car insurance, lol, always amusing.
 
2012-06-14 08:27:01 PM
Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?
 
2012-06-14 08:27:22 PM

slamjack: nyrkah1: At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.

And it was under a minute.


Give them time...
 
2012-06-14 08:27:24 PM
I work in the insurance industry. Having these professional wrestlers around the office has really helped morale. For every claim we deny, we avoid taking one bodyslam.
 
2012-06-14 08:27:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Ultimate X match, and Hogan telling Aries he'll put him against Roode if Aries forfeits the x Division title.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:21 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Aries successfully defended his X-Division Championship in an Ultimate X match, Chris Sabin blew out his ACL, and Aries gets a world title match at the next PPV if he surrenders the title next week.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:45 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Good three way X division match for the title to open, Aeries retained. Hogan then came out and put him over, while giving him a chance to face Roode for the big championship, if he gives up his X division belt and he has a week to decide.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:52 PM
I'm not annoyed yet. I realize the shiny newness hasn't come off, but still, I'll take it.
 
2012-06-14 08:29:07 PM
Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)
 
2012-06-14 08:29:31 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:29:49 PM
SUPER MEX
 
2012-06-14 08:30:27 PM
When did Kristy Hemme go from wrestler to solely a ring announcer?
 
2012-06-14 08:30:32 PM
So which cartel is Hernandez with? Los Zetas? Guess it makes sense to have a rep there for Jeff Hardy.
 
2012-06-14 08:30:36 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


AN ANGLE THAT DOESN'T SUCK!
 
2012-06-14 08:30:42 PM
D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?
 
2012-06-14 08:30:46 PM
DEACON BAUTISTA
 
2012-06-14 08:31:13 PM

robsul82: D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?


Oh, I'm sure he'll be out shortly.
 
2012-06-14 08:31:29 PM

Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee
 
2012-06-14 08:31:33 PM
SUPERMEX! OUT OF THE GATE!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:33 PM
JESUS! Hernandez can FLY!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:43 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)


We've had those up here for years. Molson Canadian Cold Shots even have a little bullseye to help you out!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:46 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be out shortly.


Fist bump brethrensky
 
2012-06-14 08:32:13 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee


Abnormally-Smart-Primate
 
2012-06-14 08:32:14 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Wrestling.
 
2012-06-14 08:32:36 PM
To those of you who've checked out the blog, thank you. I'm glad you like it. Tell a friend.

Jonny Chimpo: SUPER MEX


OH MY GOD, JIMMY GORILLA IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:32:39 PM
(peeks in thread)

Oh hey guys....what's going on?
 
2012-06-14 08:32:42 PM

Fisty Bum: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)

We've had those up here for years. Molson Canadian Cold Shots even have a little bullseye to help you out!


I hate Canadian, but I do like getting drunk quickly...
 
2012-06-14 08:32:48 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee


Idiotic Keister Macaque!
 
2012-06-14 08:33:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JESUS! Hernandez can FLY!


I still get nervous seeing them do that, just reminds me of when Edge debuted and broke that one dudes neck jumping out of the ring like that.

/always feel better when they don't land on the guy's head
 
2012-06-14 08:33:36 PM

verbaltoxin: To those of you who've checked out the blog, thank you. I'm glad you like it. Tell a friend.

Jonny Chimpo: SUPER MEX

OH MY GOD, JIMMY GORILLA IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


I prefer to go by "Master of Afghanistanimation". Thank you
 
2012-06-14 08:33:45 PM
"I've got a friend back in Red Hook named Joey Roach. Different reason."
 
2012-06-14 08:33:55 PM

FinFangFark: (peeks in thread)

Oh hey guys....what's going on?


OH MY GOD, HONG KONG F*CK IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!
 
2012-06-14 08:34:15 PM

KellyKellyKelly: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee

Idiotic Keister Macaque!


Imbecilic-Booty-Gorilla
 
2012-06-14 08:34:53 PM
Wet turnbuckle botch!
 
2012-06-14 08:34:57 PM
I think Hernandez will win, or else this will go to a funky finish. Newly returned to the company, they're not going to un-push him right away*.

*i hope
 
2012-06-14 08:35:10 PM
Devon retains!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:14 PM
"Uh, the ropes are wet."

BOTCH
 
2012-06-14 08:35:16 PM
Devon retains!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:28 PM
Wow, maybe they are serious about keeping a belt on a guy for more than two months!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:39 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I think Hernandez will win, or else this will go to a funky finish. Newly returned to the company, they're not going to un-push him right away*.

*i hope


well, I have to say I didn't see that coming. Hernandez looked strong, but Devon was stronger.
 
2012-06-14 08:36:02 PM
No screwy ending, no Robbie E... BEST IMPACT EPISODE EVER.
 
2012-06-14 08:36:05 PM
Uh-oh. What's this?
 
2012-06-14 08:36:06 PM
The hole your husband couldn't fill!
 
2012-06-14 08:36:48 PM
Dixie having AJ's baby???
 
2012-06-14 08:36:54 PM
 
2012-06-14 08:36:55 PM
I can't fill your holes no more, Dixie!
 
2012-06-14 08:37:20 PM
I like how people are walking around during that conversation
 
2012-06-14 08:37:59 PM

silgryphon: I like how people are walking around during that conversation


"Hey gigolo. Whassup ho-bag?"
 
2012-06-14 08:38:33 PM
 
2012-06-14 08:38:45 PM
Change the kitty litter, DUDE
 
2012-06-14 08:38:57 PM

FinFangFark: I came w/presents!

Yum

There is a God

And he is gooooooood


NOT PG!
 
2012-06-14 08:39:44 PM

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


YOU SONOVABIATCH!
 
2012-06-14 08:40:41 PM

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


Whatever. That video rules.

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-14 08:41:17 PM
when places like Quiznos and Subway claim to sell crab or lobster...it makes my stomach gurgle with discomfort just thinking about it.
 
2012-06-14 08:41:23 PM
Haha, first TNA got commercials during WWE events, now WWE is returning the favor.
 
2012-06-14 08:42:02 PM

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


What. What was that?
 
2012-06-14 08:42:57 PM
Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?
 
2012-06-14 08:42:59 PM
mmmmmm Christy Forehead.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:00 PM
AJ Styles! Awesome! :D
 
2012-06-14 08:43:05 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!

What. What was that?


It's called cake rolling. It's a thing now. Tell 4 chan.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:15 PM
ALWAYS wear your title to the ring, dude.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:21 PM
It's the Hole Filler!
 
2012-06-14 08:43:24 PM
AJ defeats Hardy
 
2012-06-14 08:43:28 PM
NERO McMethman!
 
2012-06-14 08:43:48 PM
Is Hardy sober tonight?
 
2012-06-14 08:44:00 PM
Jeff....Jeff...you forgot to take off your Red Lobster bib.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:01 PM

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


She got a pretty bad injury a year or two back training with AJ.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:07 PM
Jeff Hardy's face is not suitable for young children as it is terrifying.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:33 PM
HArdy singing his entrance with his eyes closed with eyes painted on his eyelids.

handshake before match nice touch.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:49 PM
I think TNA has had more wrestling than WWE did
 
2012-06-14 08:44:56 PM
That was one low-budget ass cape.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:59 PM

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


December of 2009 according to Wikipedia.
 
2012-06-14 08:45:12 PM

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!

What. What was that?

It's called cake rolling. It's a thing now. Tell 4 chan.


I think now? 4chan is either behind on the times or recycling old stuff. I remember that video from around 2010
 
2012-06-14 08:45:19 PM
Jeff only had a few beers today, he's looking pretty serious.
 
2012-06-14 08:45:21 PM
Live arenas? You get credit for matches in bingo halls?
 
2012-06-14 08:45:43 PM
WTF was that?
 
2012-06-14 08:45:53 PM
The ring just got higher with RVD
 
2012-06-14 08:46:07 PM

silgryphon: I think TNA has had more wrestling than WWE did


Not only more, but no dumb gimmick matches.
 
2012-06-14 08:46:29 PM
This match is a drug testing laboratory's wet dream.
 
2012-06-14 08:46:37 PM
WTF a commercial at the worst time

fark U TNA
 
2012-06-14 08:46:50 PM
So is this elimination or one fall?
 
2012-06-14 08:46:57 PM
Van Dam looks really gimpy these days.

Like he's that older uncle that can barely walk, but when he's getting drunk with you guys, he swears he can do back flips, and lands on his fold out chair.
 
2012-06-14 08:47:12 PM

nyrkah1: This match is a drug testing laboratory's wet dream.


They're going for the high score!
 
2012-06-14 08:47:18 PM

robsul82: So is this elimination or one fall?


Elimination, I believe.
 
2012-06-14 08:48:36 PM
OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!


LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...
 
2012-06-14 08:48:58 PM
wow... Adam Sandler movie quotes... come from Twitter.
 
2012-06-14 08:49:07 PM
Definitely a WTF having that Taboo show as a sponsor...
 
2012-06-14 08:49:08 PM

FinFangFark: Van Dam looks really gimpy these days.

Like he's that older uncle that can barely walk, but when he's getting drunk with you guys, he swears he can do back flips, and lands on his fold out chair.


Let's see, 41 years old, wrestling 22 years (a good chunk of those years doing hardcore-type matches) and a pothead to boot. Yeah, the gimpiness is bound to happen.
 
2012-06-14 08:49:51 PM

silgryphon: The ring just got higher with RVD


apparently, according to Taz, He's always rollin'
 
2012-06-14 08:50:13 PM
The fried hand will not be denied, fWc!
 
2012-06-14 08:50:23 PM

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


About 2-3 years ago.
 
2012-06-14 08:50:43 PM
Get ready for some calve action
 
2012-06-14 08:50:52 PM
Magnus got a jobber entrance, lol. Fitting.
 
2012-06-14 08:50:59 PM
My god, whoever pointed out that Popeye's fried hand, that is all I can see now.

/haha 1 jobber entrance
 
2012-06-14 08:51:20 PM

P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...


Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...
 
2012-06-14 08:51:22 PM
Is that Christopher Expert?
 
2012-06-14 08:51:48 PM

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?

About 2-3 years ago.


She was never the same after that Tuxedo Match with Big Fat Oily Guy...

/We Are Wrestling
 
2012-06-14 08:51:51 PM

robsul82: Magnus got a jobber entrance, lol. Fitting.


Magnus is the official "And the rest" of the match.
 
2012-06-14 08:51:54 PM
Oh it;s true it's damn true
 
2012-06-14 08:52:03 PM
So they cut to commercial in the middle of matches in this promotion as well?
 
2012-06-14 08:52:10 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:52:42 PM

lurch_E_bean: She was never the same after that Tuxedo Match with Big Fat Oily Guy...


None of us were.
 
2012-06-14 08:52:43 PM
That exchange could go in the no-sell hall of fame
 
2012-06-14 08:52:44 PM
If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.
 
2012-06-14 08:53:10 PM
Wait, this is a battle royal?
 
2012-06-14 08:53:37 PM

Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.


Well put, Epilepsy Child.
 
2012-06-14 08:53:42 PM
Holy shiat the Pope!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:02 PM

robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?


It's a Majestic Melee!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:13 PM
Double axe-handle slap!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:14 PM
Hey! They've got a Kofi too!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:17 PM
The Pope is in The Dark Knight Rises?
 
2012-06-14 08:54:32 PM
So apparently that isn't Christopher Expert (Chris Masters) its some douche named Magnus
 
2012-06-14 08:54:35 PM
Bye bye Hardy

BAH GAWD IT"S ABYSS
 
2012-06-14 08:54:38 PM
LOL at the dude reaching over to pat Jeff's ass after he landed on his head.
 
2012-06-14 08:54:51 PM

robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?


the same rules as the Rumble
 
2012-06-14 08:54:52 PM

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?

It's a Majestic Melee!


lulz

Abyss!
 
2012-06-14 08:55:18 PM

Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.


!!!

imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:55:56 PM
This does seem a little....commercialy.
 
2012-06-14 08:56:35 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?

the same rules as the Rumble


oops copyright infringment...

silgryphon: Bye bye Hardy

BAH GAWD IT"S ABYSS


You too. Now it's PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!! IT'S ABYSS!
 
2012-06-14 08:56:47 PM
Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.
 
2012-06-14 08:56:52 PM
I like sock puppet fox from CarFax better.
 
2012-06-14 08:57:37 PM
I gotta admit that seeing a lot of the attitude era guys in the ring together is nostalgic.
 
2012-06-14 08:58:13 PM

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


Dr. John Playground!
 
2012-06-14 08:58:19 PM

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


Captain Japanese Dancie Pants.
 
2012-06-14 08:58:42 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...


How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name
 
2012-06-14 08:58:46 PM

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


For some reason, this made me think of Brodus Clay's TNA name: The Thesaurus
 
2012-06-14 08:58:56 PM

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


AJ Styles would be William Smith: AJ's psychotic stalker. :P
 
2012-06-14 08:59:09 PM
After party can start in the back now that Hardy and RVD are gone.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:09 PM
Robbie E with another jobber entrance...
 
2012-06-14 08:59:17 PM
"Direct Auto has a price I can afford, which is good since TNA pays me $500 a shot!"
 
2012-06-14 09:00:07 PM
NOOOO! :-(
 
2012-06-14 09:00:09 PM
Shame on you AJ. Never check on another wrestler
 
2012-06-14 09:00:18 PM

Fisty Bum: Robbie E with another jobber entrance...


As it should be.
 
2012-06-14 09:00:43 PM
ANGLE!

DOUBLE NOOOO! :-(
 
2012-06-14 09:00:43 PM
much better so far than RAW was ...

wow.
how a year can change things
 
2012-06-14 09:01:09 PM
BIG MOUTH HUNGRY!
 
2012-06-14 09:01:21 PM
Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?
 
2012-06-14 09:01:58 PM

P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...

How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name


Q-Euro Varsity... or Qeuro Varsity? oh hell go further and I guess it does start to sound gay. Never really thought about that. Oh well not all gimmicks are good ones.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:04 PM
TNA Zack Ryder doesn't seem to fare much better than WWE Zack Ryder...

/Well, at least he's on the show for more than 5 seconds a month...
 
2012-06-14 09:02:09 PM

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


would be prohibited from doing any decent moves .
 
2012-06-14 09:02:10 PM
TNAtastic - "All the rules of this system are on our website!"
 
2012-06-14 09:02:16 PM

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Son of Yokozuna! XD
 
2012-06-14 09:02:29 PM

Leader O'Cola: much better so far than RAW was ...

wow.
how a year can change things


I might start watching this regularly.

There is *gasp* wrasslin on this show
 
2012-06-14 09:02:45 PM
Awww. I was rooting for the Magnus dude.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:45 PM

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Allegedly WWE wanted him to be Umaga.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:03 PM

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Jamaican. Definitely Jamaican.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:08 PM
James Storm to clean house
 
2012-06-14 09:03:20 PM

lurch_E_bean: TNA Zack Ryder doesn't seem to fare much better than WWE Zack Ryder...

/Well, at least he's on the show for more than 5 seconds a month...


He even gets a bigger stronger sidekick to give at least some reason why he can win matches.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:20 PM
The eventual winner of the Bound for Glory Series now enters.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:48 PM
That is a shiatty "Superkick" there cowboy.
 
2012-06-14 09:04:00 PM
THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?
 
2012-06-14 09:04:32 PM

Captain Steroid: Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.

!!!

[imageshack.us image 320x236]


MY SMALL HORSEY: COMPANIONSHIP IS ENCHANTMENT IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

REFRACTION SPRINT, PURPLEY CAKE, ORANGEJOE, AND SUNSET GLIMMER ARE TEARING UP THE RING!
 
2012-06-14 09:04:33 PM

Smiths: THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?


20 points
 
2012-06-14 09:04:33 PM

Smiths: THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?


You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol
 
2012-06-14 09:04:59 PM
The Cowboy wins!
 
2012-06-14 09:05:08 PM
Last Call and Storm gets 20 points.
 
2012-06-14 09:05:25 PM

robsul82: You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol


oh okay.. i was wondering wtf the point of this match was.

I AM NEW VIEWER I NEED HALP
 
2012-06-14 09:05:32 PM
What brand of beer was that?
 
2012-06-14 09:06:02 PM
Is that guy about 3 rows deep in the crowd wearing a broski headband?
 
2012-06-14 09:06:19 PM
WELCOWMEBACKBOY chant
 
2012-06-14 09:06:43 PM

Smiths: robsul82: You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol

oh okay.. i was wondering wtf the point of this match was.

I AM NEW VIEWER I NEED HALP


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 09:06:56 PM
I been stockpilin' weapons and canned goods and watching TNA rasslin' and I don't like what Roode's been doing!
 
2012-06-14 09:07:08 PM
Ya know...

http://www.impactwrestling.com/bfgseries

it's confusing as hell but it makes crap count.
 
2012-06-14 09:07:26 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Is that guy about 3 rows deep in the crowd wearing a broski headband?


Yes he is
 
2012-06-14 09:07:32 PM
Music botch?
 
2012-06-14 09:07:58 PM
TNA written in Sharpie on a white t-shirt? Quick, someone e-mail GMJ and see if it's too late for a design change.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:29 PM

nyrkah1: TNA written in Sharpie on a white t-shirt? Quick, someone e-mail GMJ and see if it's too late for a design change.


Ricky and Robert would sell that shirt for $25 at their gimmick table.
 
2012-06-14 09:09:24 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:09:36 PM
At least the crowd knows his catchphrase
 
2012-06-14 09:09:59 PM
"Sorry about your damn luck," I do dig that catchphrase.
 
2012-06-14 09:10:28 PM
Determined Cowboy = Pissed off Redneck

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-14 09:10:31 PM
imageshack.us

BOBBY ROOOOOOO! XD
 
2012-06-14 09:10:36 PM
"Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with ears?"
 
2012-06-14 09:10:47 PM
Do they do promos in AV closets now? Interesting.
 
2012-06-14 09:10:55 PM
Weird way to end that promo, Bobby Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2012-06-14 09:10:57 PM
Booby Roode ain't scared of no cowboy
 
2012-06-14 09:11:20 PM
I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?
 
2012-06-14 09:11:34 PM

robsul82: "Sorry about your damn luck," I do dig that catchphrase.


I thought it was "sorry about your damn life"
 
2012-06-14 09:11:50 PM
Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:35 PM

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


It would probably be better than the deep fried hand.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:39 PM

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


Long John Silver's already has the market cornered on fried fish assholes.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:50 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:14:01 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?


See maybe the idea of writers in the WWE isn't so stupid... But instead of them writing the promos maybe they could be like... editors? For example, no Bobby that doesn't make sense, how about say, "I'm already dealing with one asshole tonight and then there's Mr. Anderson."
 
2012-06-14 09:15:04 PM
My wife is at dinner with her co-workers and just texted me asking if I could e-mail her a picture of the clenis.

I'm scared.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:05 PM
They do live broadcast during commercials and all. neato too

but it's stupid.

gail kim just staring at camera.

but still... it like watching Shotgun Saturday night which is fun enough

but chicken is almost ready and i got japan tv calling.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:37 PM

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


I hear Arn Anderson knows a great place that has sharks swimming around empty buttholes.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:52 PM
bring on VS and Miss TessMacher plz
 
2012-06-14 09:16:19 PM
Give a man an asshole and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to be an asshole and you feed him for a lifetime.
 
2012-06-14 09:16:21 PM
AJ is not screwing up. he's screwing Dixie
 
2012-06-14 09:16:31 PM
AJ.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE'S MY MEDS?

YOU GOT IT FOR ME?

OXY MAN, OXY!

hey a bleeped out swear!

i miss that too. they should be pissed. they should be saying crap.

not going "i want to have poopy pants hurt!"
 
2012-06-14 09:16:51 PM
"Promise me and I'll take you for ice cream!"
 
2012-06-14 09:16:51 PM

Smiths: They do live broadcast during commercials and all. neato too

but it's stupid.

gail kim just staring at camera.

but still... it like watching Shotgun Saturday night which is fun enough

but chicken is almost ready and i got japan tv calling.


What is your opinion of Impact tonight? Inquiring fWc minds want to know.
 
2012-06-14 09:17:20 PM
The bigger question is who the hell is Madison stalking
 
2012-06-14 09:17:45 PM
KNOCKOUTS MATCH!

imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:17:52 PM
Anonymous Brooke coming up yay.
 
2012-06-14 09:18:08 PM
Dat ass.
 
2012-06-14 09:18:25 PM
Tessmacher has a nice tight ass
 
2012-06-14 09:18:48 PM
Table 15, your wings are ready.
 
2012-06-14 09:20:35 PM
Whelp, at least Tessmacher can run the ropes.
 
2012-06-14 09:20:37 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...

How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name

Q-Euro Varsity... or Qeuro Varsity? oh hell go further and I guess it does start to sound gay. Never really thought about that. Oh well not all gimmicks are good ones.


TnA logic. You haz it.
 
2012-06-14 09:20:54 PM
Tessmacher = dat ass
 
2012-06-14 09:21:03 PM
That's a lot of ass that's kind of in those shorts.
 
2012-06-14 09:21:33 PM
Nice vag shot there camera man.
 
2012-06-14 09:21:39 PM
LOVELY camera angle.
 
2012-06-14 09:22:08 PM
Wait there was no screaming for no reason and nobody did a cartwheel? What is this?
 
2012-06-14 09:22:09 PM
That's a pretty garbage finisher, Tessmacher...
 
2012-06-14 09:22:18 PM

P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...

How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name

Q-Euro Varsity... or Qeuro Varsity? oh hell go further and I guess it does start to sound gay. Never really thought about that. Oh well not all gimmicks are good ones.

TnA logic. You haz it.


Just don't ask about the ring gear that goes with the outfit...
 
2012-06-14 09:22:19 PM

robsul82: LOVELY camera angle.


DOOGIE DID IT
 
2012-06-14 09:22:41 PM
And they do not use that angle on the replay, lol. Classy.
 
2012-06-14 09:23:00 PM
Gawd get her off the screen
 
2012-06-14 09:23:01 PM
Who's that dude with Gail Kim?
 
2012-06-14 09:23:13 PM
Holy shiat, that picture wasn't shooped......


Brooke is looking more and more like her mother and that's not a good thing.
 
2012-06-14 09:23:16 PM
Thanks for meeting me, MISSY
 
2012-06-14 09:23:22 PM

nyrkah1: What is your opinion of Impact tonight? Inquiring fWc minds want to know.


it's nothing super-stellar but i gotta say. they wrestle. they have neat ideas. and even Taz the human Taco Eating machine is actually doing great job calling matches.

Really it's just nice commentary going on. I miss good commentary. this isn't superb commentary, but my god it at least is two people calling what is happening and what i'm watching.

but problem is... Kurt Angle/Hardy/RVD do nothing for me anymore and they used to be who i would tune in for. but that was a while ago. and they're still playing pretty much the same "character" from what i've seen.

not horrible, not super, but definitely a 6-7 on the "entertaining enough watch" scale (goes from 0-10)

considering RAW has been a solid 4-5 (with frequent moments of 0-2 due to commentary being insulting to the viewer)

oh god there's crotchfruit hoganstein.
 
2012-06-14 09:23:57 PM
Was that supposed to make me cheer for Brooke? Because that just made her look like a giant b*tch.
 
2012-06-14 09:23:59 PM
Rematch clauses aren't instantaneous, SISTER
 
2012-06-14 09:24:14 PM

lurch_E_bean: That's a pretty garbage finisher, Tessmacher...


Pin was better.
 
2012-06-14 09:24:20 PM
Anderson dyed his hair?
 
2012-06-14 09:25:15 PM

Captain Steroid: Anderson dyed his hair?


Or he stopped dyeing it.
 
2012-06-14 09:25:55 PM
FRIED HAND SIGHTING
 
2012-06-14 09:26:31 PM
Alrighty then. I just texted my wife a picture of the clenis as she requested.

*sniff*

I miss FNB.
 
2012-06-14 09:26:49 PM

robsul82: Captain Steroid: Anderson dyed his hair?

Or he stopped dyeing it.


well asshole hair probably is brown anyways ...
 
2012-06-14 09:28:02 PM

nyrkah1: Alrighty then. I just texted my wife a picture of the clenis as she requested.

*sniff*

I miss FNB.


Where is Thirdworldnationillegitimatechild?
 
2012-06-14 09:28:39 PM

slamjack: FRIED HAND SIGHTING


LEE-ZEE-ANA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
 
2012-06-14 09:29:09 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Alrighty then. I just texted my wife a picture of the clenis as she requested.

*sniff*

I miss FNB.

Where is Thirdworldnationillegitimatechild?


AJ fight.
you came in at the end i think.
it was awesome.
 
2012-06-14 09:29:14 PM
10 years of wrestlers coming to the ring pilled out of their gourd...
 
2012-06-14 09:30:01 PM

Smiths: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Alrighty then. I just texted my wife a picture of the clenis as she requested.

*sniff*

I miss FNB.

Where is Thirdworldnationillegitimatechild?

AJ fight.
you came in at the end i think.
it was awesome.


did he say he was leaving for realz? Where is stumblecat for that matter?
 
2012-06-14 09:30:18 PM
hey look, the guy Randy Orton used stroke to remove from WWE and they made up shiat about his wrist being injured.
 
2012-06-14 09:30:25 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Alrighty then. I just texted my wife a picture of the clenis as she requested.

*sniff*

I miss FNB.

Where is Thirdworldnationillegitimatechild?


I would normally say: "He's got the good sense to avoid TNA", but I'll be dammed if I'm not actually enjoying this.
 
2012-06-14 09:30:44 PM
Andy Rorton is comin' for YOU, n-word!
 
2012-06-14 09:30:49 PM
Speaking of absentees, where is He Spoke?
 
2012-06-14 09:31:13 PM

Smiths: hey look, the guy Randy Orton used stroke to remove from WWE and they made up shiat about his wrist being injured.


I really wanted the guy to be Mr Mcmahons son
 
2012-06-14 09:31:18 PM
It really does amaze me how much they use the whammy bar...
 
2012-06-14 09:31:21 PM

Dougie AXP: did he say he was leaving for realz? Where is stumblecat for that matter?


she found out about Katie Vick for the first time yesterday (really!) and had the same reaction every one of us had when it first aired. "I'm done".

Seriously, I took a break for like 3 months or so after that i think.
 
2012-06-14 09:31:30 PM
god that's an ungly title.
 
2012-06-14 09:31:53 PM
DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS
 
2012-06-14 09:32:38 PM

Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.


It's a tad gawdy... >.>
 
2012-06-14 09:33:13 PM
gonna get dusty up in here. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-06-14 09:33:14 PM

Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.


upload.wikimedia.org

Remember that this has lasted for nearly as long as the Winged Eagle.
 
2012-06-14 09:33:14 PM
TNA needs Micheal Buffer

/not
 
2012-06-14 09:33:26 PM

Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.


My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"
 
2012-06-14 09:33:42 PM

robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS


You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...
 
2012-06-14 09:34:25 PM

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 577x297]

Remember that this has lasted for nearly as long as the Winged Eagle.


i1182.photobucket.com

I did not realize that!

That's horrible!
 
2012-06-14 09:35:09 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS

You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...


Shiat, you're right.

DAMMIT TNA WHY ARE YOU RUINING VINCE JOKES
 
2012-06-14 09:35:26 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"


Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.
 
2012-06-14 09:35:49 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS

You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...


Wasn't there something about Sting being there to make an announcement or something...
 
2012-06-14 09:36:33 PM
The biggest issue I see is the strap is way too long to fit all those side plates. Ever see Roode wearing it? A good foot of leather is flapping in the wind.
 
2012-06-14 09:38:04 PM

robsul82: Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS

You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...

Shiat, you're right.

DAMMIT TNA WHY ARE YOU RUINING VINCE JOKES


blackgaygossip.com


PERFORMING!
 
2012-06-14 09:38:18 PM
Green Bay represent
 
2012-06-14 09:38:20 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.


I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.
 
2012-06-14 09:38:59 PM

lurch_E_bean: Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS

You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...

Wasn't there something about Sting being there to make an announcement or something...


oh yeah that too. forgot about that.
 
2012-06-14 09:39:23 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: DAMMIT WHY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION HAVING HIS MATCH LAST WHERE IS THE UNDERDOG FIGHTING FOR THE TROOPS

You forgot about AJ and Dixie... There's still a chance for that to create an in ring segment to end the show. Besides I don't think they will have a 25 minute match on tv...

Shiat, you're right.

DAMMIT TNA WHY ARE YOU RUINING VINCE JOKES

[blackgaygossip.com image 433x650]

PERFORMING!


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:39:30 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.

I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.


Tell him we have cookies....and broskis....as long as he knows whose in charge :: warms up chairshot swing ::
 
2012-06-14 09:40:15 PM

Captain Steroid: [blackgaygossip.com image 433x650]


that part alone makes me laugh.

i think all images should be hosted at blackgaygossip.com
 
2012-06-14 09:40:42 PM
Only a clothesline and a headlock during the break? they should be good and rested
 
2012-06-14 09:40:42 PM
wait, FNB quit?
 
2012-06-14 09:41:23 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.

I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.

Tell him we have cookies....and broskis....as long as he knows whose in charge :: warms up chairshot swing ::


Better get the sledgehammer ready. He's a football player and tends to come out swinging.

/which is another reason I don't like to startle him.
 
2012-06-14 09:41:47 PM
Hahahaha, you marks are such marks.

I had my lackeys watch Impact, and they're telling me the main event is an actually wrestling match...with the current world champion.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's why TNA will never be a legitimate entertainment company. They have a perfectly good roster with some tall musclebound meatheads to put in the main event. This shiat should curtain jerk.

Rookies.
 
2012-06-14 09:41:59 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.

I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.

Tell him we have cookies....and broskis....as long as he knows whose in charge :: warms up chairshot swing ::

Better get the sledgehammer ready. He's a football player and tends to come out swinging.

/which is another reason I don't like to startle him.


Punters aren't football players...
 
2012-06-14 09:42:11 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.

I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.

Tell him we have cookies....and broskis....as long as he knows whose in charge :: warms up chairshot swing ::


CHAIRSHOT to Dougie.

(stands over Dougie)
"THAT'S A KID DUDE!!"
 
2012-06-14 09:42:43 PM

Smiths: Captain Steroid: [blackgaygossip.com image 433x650]

that part alone makes me laugh.

i think all images should be hosted at blackgaygossip.com


I will admit that those were three words I never had considered as part of 1 thought until you pointed that out.

REALLY, I MEAN THAT!
 
2012-06-14 09:43:31 PM
they might not make WWE money, but damn, TNA really lets their wrestlers wrestle!
 
2012-06-14 09:43:41 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:44:07 PM

Steven Rules: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: god that's an ungly title.

My oldest (who doesn't give a shiat about rasslin) just said, "Their belt looks better than WWE's"

Oh I agree...its better than WWE currently but they're both ugly as sin.

I'm with you.

I'm trying to be very still as the oldest has seated himself by me and is sorta watching this. I don't want to startle him. We may be on the verge of hooking another sucker into this.

Tell him we have cookies....and broskis....as long as he knows whose in charge :: warms up chairshot swing ::

CHAIRSHOT to Dougie.

(stands over Dougie)
"THAT'S A KID DUDE!!"


*From the entrance ramp* HEY COME PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!
 
2012-06-14 09:44:07 PM
TAP OR I WILL USE A PILLOW
 
2012-06-14 09:44:32 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: they might not make WWE money, but damn, TNA really lets their wrestlers wrestle!


f-ing mark.

#LessWrestlingMorePromos

Anyone up for some dead lifts?
 
2012-06-14 09:44:56 PM
BOBBY BENOIT
 
2012-06-14 09:45:03 PM
What's this wrestling match I am seeing

TAPOUT!
 
2012-06-14 09:45:07 PM
ITS THE HANDICAPPING FACE CROSS!
 
2012-06-14 09:45:16 PM
Sweet we have at least 10 minutes of tv time for promos!
 
2012-06-14 09:45:27 PM
Anderson taps.
 
2012-06-14 09:45:31 PM
HE... TAPPED?!

WHAT?! O_O
 
2012-06-14 09:45:37 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wait, FNB quit?


FirstNationalBastard: moss covered you can all go fark yourselves gredunza.


That was the last post he made in the other thread.
 
2012-06-14 09:46:22 PM
I like that he won clean. Cheap heel victories are one thing, but ROOOOOOOOOO needs to prove himself in the ring with wins like that.
 
2012-06-14 09:46:31 PM

VinnieMacEsLoco: Hahahaha, you marks are such marks.

I had my lackeys watch Impact, and they're telling me the main event is an actually wrestling match...with the current world champion.

HAHAHAHAHA

That's why TNA will never be a legitimate entertainment company. They have a perfectly good roster with some tall musclebound meatheads to put in the main event. This shiat should curtain jerk.

Rookies.


Don't worry, it's over, and there's still 15 minutes left for crap.
 
2012-06-14 09:46:32 PM
Next week on TNA Anatomy, Dixie and A.J. confess!
 
2012-06-14 09:49:17 PM

robsul82: Next week on TNA Anatomy, Dixie and A.J. confess!


Apparently AJ and Dixie only talk while at the Impact zone on Thursdays. no wonder it takes so long to figure out what the hell is going on.
 
2012-06-14 09:49:54 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Next week on TNA Anatomy, Dixie and A.J. confess!

Apparently AJ and Dixie only talk while at the Impact zone on Thursdays. no wonder it takes so long to figure out what the hell is going on.


Well those other six days they aren't talking, you know what I mean?
 
2012-06-14 09:50:20 PM
FNB! Come back bro!
 
2012-06-14 09:50:21 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Next week on TNA Anatomy, Dixie and A.J. confess!

Apparently AJ and Dixie only talk while at the Impact zone on Thursdays. no wonder it takes so long to figure out what the hell is going on.


Gotta love angles that don't include outside reality whatsoever.
 
2012-06-14 09:53:22 PM
Aries should cite the precedent of WrestleMania VI and demand that he be allowed to keep his title when going for another, lol.
 
2012-06-14 09:53:55 PM

Dougie AXP: FNB! Come back bro!


With any luck, he's busy making pony pictures that say "I can't quit u, fWc!"

/or, he'll get over it
//or, he has a life....BWHAAAAHAAAAAA!
 
2012-06-14 09:54:13 PM
So whose gonna watch Suits with me?
 
2012-06-14 09:54:24 PM

verbaltoxin: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: wait, FNB quit?

FirstNationalBastard: moss covered you can all go fark yourselves gredunza.

That was the last post he made in the other thread.


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:56:01 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: FNB! Come back bro!

With any luck, he's busy making pony pictures that say "I can't quit u, fWc!"

/or, he'll get over it
//or, he has a life....BWHAAAAHAAAAAA!


have a life... LOL
 
2012-06-14 09:56:38 PM

Dougie AXP: So whose gonna watch Suits with me?


Can we cuddle on the couch? Do you prefer Pinot Noir or a Cabernet?
 
2012-06-14 09:56:51 PM
So Sting gets to end the show with a promo for no reason and gets a promo with all the locker room sucking his dick about how great he is...

He's TNA's HHH, he's SSS, Sycho Scorpion Sting.
 
2012-06-14 09:56:53 PM
ok who's going to challenge Sting to a match? He's got his gear on.
 
2012-06-14 09:57:54 PM
Sting is a pro wrestler, and he's proud of the fact! Not a sports entertainer, not a superstar, but a professional wrestler.

me gusta
 
2012-06-14 09:58:00 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: So whose gonna watch Suits with me?

Can we cuddle on the couch? Do you prefer Pinot Noir or a Cabernet?


Cabernet. And only if I'm the big spoon.

/that clicking noise was me changing the channel from TNA
 
2012-06-14 09:58:58 PM
Oh snap! The Lin Keui clan have put a hit out on Sting!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:00 PM
Masked persons!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:02 PM
Ewww, Jarrett drool.
 
2012-06-14 09:59:03 PM
It's the Black Scorpian
 
2012-06-14 09:59:26 PM
It's the Foot Clan!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:31 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:59:32 PM
who the fark are these guys....ghosts?!
 
2012-06-14 09:59:36 PM
those should be troll face masks
 
2012-06-14 09:59:37 PM
ABDUL HUSSEIN IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE
 
2012-06-14 10:00:02 PM
an evil team of wrestlers from Up North, invading TNA?
 
2012-06-14 10:00:16 PM
TIME FOR SUITS!

FINALLY!
 
2012-06-14 10:00:46 PM
Sorry, flashback to the angle that got Muhammed Hassan kicked off Smackdown.
 
2012-06-14 10:00:49 PM
It was Ziggler, Swagger, and Vicki.

/got nothin
 
2012-06-14 10:01:28 PM
It would be nice, actually, if they were not ex-WWE wrestlers.
 
2012-06-14 10:02:09 PM
Way to go Impact, because that made no sense.
 
2012-06-14 10:02:36 PM

verbaltoxin: It would be nice, actually, if they were not ex-WWE wrestlers.


Okay, soooo, who has WWE fired in the past 3 months?
 
2012-06-14 10:03:57 PM
That was the first time I actually sat down and watched Impact. It was a decent evening's entertainment for me and most of my family. I believe I'll watch again.

Now, what's this Suits business about?
 
2012-06-14 10:04:46 PM
He was abducted by Ninjas! Link
 
2012-06-14 10:05:03 PM
Okay... well... I guess I'll see you guys later!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 10:05:12 PM
Mike Ross just said "black don't crack"
 
2012-06-14 10:06:51 PM
Later marks
#HEEL
 
2012-06-14 10:08:17 PM
It's TNA's NEXUS CORE LINK yep that'll do. Betya it's the guys who got 'cut' during the gut check thing. If it is I shall laugh heartily.
 
2012-06-14 10:09:26 PM
Ok, so that wasn't too bad. The thing with Sting and the "Tune in next Thursday on Thunder!" ending was pretty dumb. The wrestling wasn't terribly memorable, but there was a lot of it, and that's a huge step up from the current WWE. Also, it was nice that both Hogans didn't take up more than five minutes of time. It was a solid show, but can it keep up the momentum without crapping all over itself? Could it finally start to whittle away at WWE enough to make them take notice and be less garbage?

i10.photobucket.com

Indeed, I'm unsure as well, good sir...

/Fella Precipice Metal is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 10:11:00 PM
 
2012-06-14 10:12:50 PM
There was no Punk vs. Bryan but there was no Otunga vs. ....well, anyone either. I'm sure it seemed better because it was new to me but still...not bad.
 
2012-06-14 10:13:09 PM

nyrkah1: That was the first time I actually sat down and watched Impact. It was a decent evening's entertainment for me and most of my family. I believe I'll watch again.

Now, what's this Suits business about?


great legal show. burn notice+suits = best 2 hours of 'tv' out there
 
2012-06-14 10:17:14 PM
LMAO @ that tampon joke to harvey
 
2012-06-14 10:21:35 PM
All of our assumptions about Vince are true when it comes to his insanity:

Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."

DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."
 
2012-06-14 10:29:50 PM
I guess to me TNA is right at 1992-93 WCW levels. Yes there's a lot of crap but there's good wrestling to make up for the crap.
 
2012-06-14 10:30:20 PM
i306.photobucket.com


Why hello there, sorry for not noticing you sooner. It really has been quite a busy day and I have a dinner date soon but I'm glad I could talk to you.

Some people have been checking out Impact wrestling and something called Chikara recently. My chums CM Punk and Daniel Bryan also said something about ROH? Whatever that is. Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the other alternative out there. The WWE. You see these other organizations are pretty young and tend to not have good tv deals if any. This can lead to some at risk behaviours, in and out of the ring, which really can lead to some nefarious behaviours.

We at the WWE have a strong drug and alcohol policy to ensure that we always have a positive and working environment. Sadly some of the people that we have employed in the past have had to be released. Now if they want we do offer free treatment all on our dime. In fact I am glad to see Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam are doing better.

We are also very proud of our companies initiative on bullying. Truly this is not acceptable to anyone. No matter the age, just because you are bigger and more popular doesn't mean you have the right to humiliate someone. I strongly believe in that. Why just two weeks ago myself and my pal Michael Cole had a good laugh about how bullies never win!

We also are proud partners of the troops. Without them we would never have the freedoms we do. It really is important to respect where our country has been and where it's going. Come see our product, eventually it will be close to you. Our performers are always hustling and love loyal fans.

The WWE universe is waiting, can we count on you?
 
2012-06-14 10:36:11 PM
This has been a god damn good episode of Suits...I want that dick Trevor to get his comeuppance so damn bad.
 
2012-06-14 10:38:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, blah blah blah..


images2.wikia.nocookie.net


You. Yes, you. I see you've seen Mr. Superhero there with his horsesh*t and smokescreens, trying to get your eyeballs onto Vinnie Mac's Flying Clown Jamboree. And I noticed you were watching WCW Lite on Spike. Let me tell you something: the NWA is alive and well, and it is because I say so. Every month right in Glendale, CA, my crew and I put on a wrestling show that shows you...guess what. F*CKING WRESTLING. And guess what else, folks? It's free. Yes, free. You can go to NWAHollywood RIGHT DAMNED NOW and watch every episode for free. Is the production like McMahon's Disneyland on Ice? No, but even though we run our shows out of an old warehouse, we still manage to do it better than Ring of Horror. Also our storylines actually make sense. Want to know why? Because we make it easy. Two guys fight because they hate each other. In fact right now I hate the f*cking sh*t out of Colt Cabana. I hate him so much I challenged him to Seven Levels of Hate. Seven matches, seven different stipulations, seven locations, and the winner is the undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion.

Yes I know it's hard to compare us to the guy who shuts down Twitter accounts just because he can't take a joke. Tell you what, go watch Raw this Monday, and after they make CM Punk and Daniel Bryan look like assholes again, after Dolph Ziggler gets the rug pulled out from under him once more, and after Mr. Jacked for the Troops goes over for the 10,000th time, the boys and me will be right here in Hollywood, waiting for your business.

Tell 'em the Scrap Daddy sent ya.
 
2012-06-14 10:39:20 PM
So I was not able to watch the show. How was it?
 
2012-06-14 10:42:11 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, sorry for not noticing you sooner. It really has been quite a busy day and I have a dinner date soon but I'm glad I could talk to you.

Some people have been checking out Impact wrestling and something called Chikara recently. My chums CM Punk and Daniel Bryan also said something about ROH? Whatever that is. Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the other alternative out there. The WWE. You see these other organizations are pretty young and tend to not have good tv deals if any. This can lead to some at risk behaviours, in and out of the ring, which really can lead to some nefarious behaviours.

We at the WWE have a strong drug and alcohol policy to ensure that we always have a positive and working environment. Sadly some of the people that we have employed in the past have had to be released. Now if they want we do offer free treatment all on our dime. In fact I am glad to see Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam are doing better.

We are also very proud of our companies initiative on bullying. Truly this is not acceptable to anyone. No matter the age, just because you are bigger and more popular doesn't mean you have the right to humiliate someone. I strongly believe in that. Why just two weeks ago myself and my pal Michael Cole had a good laugh about how bullies never win!

We also are proud partners of the troops. Without them we would never have the freedoms we do. It really is important to respect where our country has been and where it's going. Come see our product, eventually it will be close to you. Our performers are always hustling and love loyal fans.

The WWE universe is waiting, can we count on you?


upload.wikimedia.org
JEEZUS!
 
2012-06-14 10:57:27 PM

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: [i306.photobucket.com image 290x396]

Why hello there, blah blah blah..

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x450]

You. Yes, you. I see you've seen Mr. Superhero there with his horsesh*t and smokescreens, trying to get your eyeballs onto Vinnie Mac's Flying Clown Jamboree. And I noticed you were watching WCW Lite on Spike. Let me tell you something: the NWA is alive and well, and it is because I say so. Every month right in Glendale, CA, my crew and I put on a wrestling show that shows you...guess what. F*CKING WRESTLING. And guess what else, folks? It's free. Yes, free. You can go to NWAHollywood RIGHT DAMNED NOW and watch every episode for free. Is the production like McMahon's Disneyland on Ice? No, but even though we run our shows out of an old warehouse, we still manage to do it better than Ring of Horror. Also our storylines actually make sense. Want to know why? Because we make it easy. Two guys fight because they hate each other. In fact right now I hate the f*cking sh*t out of Colt Cabana. I hate him so much I challenged him to Seven Levels of Hate. Seven matches, seven different stipulations, seven locations, and the winner is the undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion.

Yes I know it's hard to compare us to the guy who shuts down Twitter accounts just because he can't take a joke. Tell you what, go watch Raw this Monday, and after they make CM Punk and Daniel Bryan look like assholes again, after Dolph Ziggler gets the rug pulled out from under him once more, and after Mr. Jacked for the Troops goes over for the 10,000th time, the boys and me will be right here in Hollywood, waiting for your business.

Tell 'em the Scrap Daddy sent ya.


www.wwe.com


WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM? MY NAME IS VINCE #%^#$%^ING MCMAHON! YEAH SURE I PUT CENA OUT HERE TO BE NICE TO THE LITTLE KIDS BUT LET'S FACE IT NONE OF THEM WERE WATCHING THIS CRAP! WE ALL KNOW IT SUCKS! AS FOR YOUR LITTLE NWA HOLLYWOOD? I CAN BUY THEM AS FAST AS I CAN MOUTHPUMP A PHILLIPINO ALTER BOY! AM I GAY? NO! WHEN YOU ARE A GENETIC JACKHAMMER BILLIONAIRE LIKE ME YOU CAN DO ANY DAMN THING YOU WANT!

ASK CM PUNK, SURE HE'S BIG ON THE SHOW RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S BECAUSE CENA SAYS THAT OLD BELT IS STARTING TO CHAFE! AS SOON AS THE NEW ONE SHOWS UP BAM! IT'S ON HIM! YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME? I WENT HEAD TO HEAD WITH TED TURNER. TED F#$%ING TURNER! YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I BROKE HIM. I BROKE HOGAN, HART, KILLED ANOTHER HART, AUSTIN, MICHAELS, RYDER, PILLMAN... ALL OF THEM! WHEN I WANT MY JOLLIES I CALL IN JR AND HE IS SO USED TO IT NOW HE'LL JUST BACK DAT ASS UP LET ME PUT MY HAND IN AND WORK IT LIKE A PUPPET!

DON'T ATTACK WHAT YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND. HELL MAYBE I'LL HIRE YOU, BRING YOU IN, SO YOU CAN JOB TO HORNSWOGGLE AND JOIN THE KISS MY ASS CLUB!

WHERE'S MY GLASS DILDO ENRIQUE YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF? I'LL BOMB THAT LITTLE ASS COUNTRY OF YOURS AS SOON AS LINDA IS ELECTED! CANADA? OH YEAH I'LL F#$K THAT PLACE UP YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!

BE A MOTHERFARKING STAR!
 
2012-06-14 11:01:36 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com


Psshh. These f*ckin' guys, am I right?

www.ChikaraPro.com, folks. And SmarkMarkVideo.com.

The Spectral Envoy commands you!
 
2012-06-14 11:02:40 PM
 
2012-06-14 11:06:21 PM
OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!
 
2012-06-14 11:24:54 PM

Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!


farking mark.
 
2012-06-14 11:26:23 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.


Who's Mark? Is he cute?
 
2012-06-14 11:26:47 PM
bummed i missed Impact. oh well, isnt wwe ppv this weekend? that should be good for some wrestling...right? i mean 60 bucks for a ppv and they wrestle right?
 
2012-06-14 11:39:22 PM

SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?


well........
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 11:53:23 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]


Ok, well... where did you two meet?
 
2012-06-14 11:55:44 PM
I love this meme.
 
2012-06-15 12:00:08 AM

SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]

Ok, well... where did you two meet?


Wrestlemania VII. He and Jimmy Snuka were having a get together........
 
2012-06-15 12:08:22 AM
Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?
 
2012-06-15 12:15:32 AM

Chris Jericho: Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?


sooon arquette
 
2012-06-15 12:16:02 AM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: OMG SUITS WAS AWESOME!!!

farking mark.

Who's Mark? Is he cute?

well........
[i.imgur.com image 456x352]

Ok, well... where did you two meet?

Wrestlemania VII. He and Jimmy Snuka were having a get together........


Well, as long as the two of you are happy, I wish you all the best.
 
2012-06-15 12:16:37 AM

Chris Jericho: Are you marks really slowing down for a TNA gredunza?


No
 
2012-06-15 12:17:13 AM
BTW, 504 makes no sense.
 
2012-06-15 12:17:20 AM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 12:17:43 AM
ARQUETTE!!!!
 
2012-06-15 12:17:48 AM
It should be 502.
 
2012-06-15 12:18:22 AM
www.caulifloweralleyclub.org

Hello there, I am Kevin von Erich of the world-famous von Erich professional wrestling family. You folks sure seem smitten with this TNA and WWE stuff, but let me tell you how we do professional wrestling down here in the great state of Texas.

Shawn Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music"? A sad copy of our Gentleman Chris Adams' "Superkick". The Undertaker? Bruiser Brody would eat him for lunch. John Cena? My brother Kerry pinned Ric Flair for the NWA World Heavyweight Title WITH A FREAKIN' BACKSLIDE!

The Pope? We have Iceman King Parsons, a colored fella who actually uses a move called the butt-butt. AJ Styles? ...ME. I'm better. Christopher Daniels? NOBODY instigates like the leader of the Freebirds, Michael P.S. (Purely Sexy) Hayes. Abyss? Terry Gordy would wipe his ass with Abyss' mask.

So f*ck WWE, f*ck TNA, f*ck CHIKARA...actually, those guys are entertaining...but still, watch WCCW on YouTube.

(Rush's "Tom Sawyer" plays as Kerry von Erich is shown pinning Ric Flair with a backslide)
 
2012-06-15 12:19:03 AM
botch
 
2012-06-15 12:19:34 AM

SharkTrager: It should be 502.


It is 502 and I have gotten it twice
 
2012-06-15 12:20:46 AM

slamjack: SharkTrager: It should be 502.

It is 502 and I have gotten it twice


On purpose?
 
2012-06-15 12:21:14 AM
Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-15 12:23:03 AM

SharkTrager: slamjack: SharkTrager: It should be 502.

It is 502 and I have gotten it twice

On purpose?


I won the first two 104 Arquettes on purpose, and now I have won the first 502 Arquettes on purpose.
 
2012-06-15 12:23:09 AM

hundreddollarman: Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


well done.
 
2012-06-15 12:29:10 AM
Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?
 
2012-06-15 12:29:52 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:15 AM

hundreddollarman: Something I cooked up for TNA threads, since it's like Bizarro fWc rules or something.

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ 'ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ 'sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ "

[i46.tinypic.com image 275x420]


That makes me a little nauseous.
 
2012-06-15 12:30:29 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.


You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...
 
2012-06-15 12:30:59 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


you're the crazy cat lady of the FWC.
you smell.
funny.

not funny, HAHA

funny, queer.
 
2012-06-15 12:32:02 AM

P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

you're the crazy cat lady of the FWC.
you smell.
funny.

not funny, HAHA

funny, queer.


You're just mad that you didn't win (raises belts)
 
2012-06-15 12:32:26 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...


She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are
 
2012-06-15 12:36:12 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are


haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?
 
2012-06-15 12:39:33 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?


Good luck with that, I've got a Gredunza habit I've been trying to kick for months.

/just one more, that's all I need
//Later Broski
///4life
 
2012-06-15 12:41:08 AM

nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?

Good luck with that, I've got a Gredunza habit I've been trying to kick for months.

/just one more, that's all I need
//Later Broski
///4life


wonder if there's a gredunza patch?

/out!
 
2012-06-15 01:13:36 AM

Owangotang: [www.caulifloweralleyclub.org image 308x200]

Hello there, I am Kevin von Erich of the world-famous von Erich professional wrestling family. You folks sure seem smitten with this TNA and WWE stuff, but let me tell you how we do professional wrestling down here in the great state of Texas.

Shawn Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music"? A sad copy of our Gentleman Chris Adams' "Superkick". The Undertaker? Bruiser Brody would eat him for lunch. John Cena? My brother Kerry pinned Ric Flair for the NWA World Heavyweight Title WITH A FREAKIN' BACKSLIDE!

The Pope? We have Iceman King Parsons, a colored fella who actually uses a move called the butt-butt. AJ Styles? ...ME. I'm better. Christopher Daniels? NOBODY instigates like the leader of the Freebirds, Michael P.S. (Purely Sexy) Hayes. Abyss? Terry Gordy would wipe his ass with Abyss' mask.

So f*ck WWE, f*ck TNA, f*ck CHIKARA...actually, those guys are entertaining...but still, watch WCCW on YouTube.

(Rush's "Tom Sawyer" plays as Kerry von Erich is shown pinning Ric Flair with a backslide)


This one wins. I tip my hat.
 
2012-06-15 01:17:07 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: nyrkah1: Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?

Your mom said she's proud, so there's that.

You can talk to the dead? Ask her if she hid any money...

She's dead?

*poke* *poke*

Damn!

/I am truly sorry for that joke
//sorta
///depends how offended you are

haha no worries! She's going to be pretty ripe... been gone for a while.

Oh well took me over a year to get my first Gredunza officially and two LMS in the last week. Now I can actually watch the shows and enjoy them....

or can I?


I'd be skeptical about the enjoying part.
 
2012-06-15 04:32:26 AM
Either TNA has improved or this thread has made it more enjoyable , I will watch live or record on the DVR next week. Kept the Bischoff/Hogan to a minimum. nice
 
2012-06-15 07:34:53 AM
So smackdown in this thread?
 
2012-06-15 09:32:39 AM
It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.
 
2012-06-15 09:56:32 AM

SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.


Doogie TKE is coming!
 
2012-06-15 09:59:10 AM

SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.


Really? They have blackjack and hookers in the break room?
 
2012-06-15 10:01:58 AM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: It just occurred to me that my workplace is becoming very similar to a group of wrestling factions.

Really? They have blackjack and hookers in the break room?


This is a job where I was given $350 in gift cards for a strip club and $200 to one of the best restaurants in town. We also own 2 other restaurants and a bar, so that wouldn't be too far from reality.
 
2012-06-15 10:11:51 AM
Oh, for those of you wondering where Eric Young has been the past few weeks?

He underwent surgery to successfully remove polyps from his vocal chords.

Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.
 
2012-06-15 10:19:26 AM

Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.


And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.
 
2012-06-15 10:22:05 AM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.


YOU WILL LOVE HIM MARK!

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN CREATINE TACOS?!?!?!
 
2012-06-15 10:34:56 AM

Dougie AXP: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet.

YOU WILL LOVE HIM MARK!

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN CREATINE TACOS?!?!?!


I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.
 
2012-06-15 10:58:44 AM
Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph recently was on PWTorch Livecast. Here are a few highlights.

>>>>DeJoseph on what it's like behind the scenes when Vince McMahon decides to appear on TV after an absence: "I think there were numerous times where that could be brought up in totally different ways," DeJoseph, also known on air as Big Dick Johnson, says. "Sometimes it could be a request from the writing team. For the most part Vince didn't like to be on TV if he didn't have to be. I'm just using my own judgment here; I think this might have something to do with - usually it's like the McMahon Million Dollar Mania, or now the three hour Raws - I'm wondering if it's some kind of play to make some kind crazy announcement to get ratings."


>>>>Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."


>DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."


>Does it chip away at fans investing in the product? "Yeah, it sucks. [Fans have to be thinking,] 'Why should I invest my time and everything into this storyline when they're just going to sh- on it without explanation.' I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they will on Monday. I don't know what they're going to do on Monday."


>DeJoseph says the writing team cares even when Vince doesn't: "At least when I was there, and I'm sure it's still the same way, we would try to present every logical thing. We'd say we need to explain that, and whether it was ignored or we were told 'No, we f-in' don't,' that's the way it was... If not for Vince, the writers such as Michael Hayes, Ed Koskie, and Brian Gewirtz would try to make sense of their ideas, but with Vince "you're constantly dealing with switching and changing things.


>"Sometimes it's even hard for yourself to keep up on everything. I think they would try for sure. I'm sure when they knew that Vince was coming back, it was probably one of the first things that came up - how in the hell are we going to explain why he's back. And then it was probably, like, 'Don't f-in' worry about it.' And they go, 'Okay.' I think the writing team wants what most fans want because, for the most part, they're all fans."

This means one thing is right. Senile Vince is a reality, not just a meme.
 
2012-06-15 11:02:13 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph recently was on PWTorch Livecast. Here are a few highlights.

>>>>DeJoseph on what it's like behind the scenes when Vince McMahon decides to appear on TV after an absence: "I think there were numerous times where that could be brought up in totally different ways," DeJoseph, also known on air as Big Dick Johnson, says. "Sometimes it could be a request from the writing team. For the most part Vince didn't like to be on TV if he didn't have to be. I'm just using my own judgment here; I think this might have something to do with - usually it's like the McMahon Million Dollar Mania, or now the three hour Raws - I'm wondering if it's some kind of play to make some kind crazy announcement to get ratings."


>>>>Does Vince care about storyline consistency?: "It would always be brought up. Logic would always be brought up, but sometimes it'd just be thrown right out the window. He'd sometimes say he couldn't even remember what happened three weeks ago, so how is the audience going to remember it? I think sometimes that was his thought..."


>DeJoseph says the blame should be on Vince himself, and not the writing team, for the big gaps in logic, dropped storylines, and stream of aggravating contradictions. "I'm sure they're going to try or at least they've been pitching all week or they're going to try to explain something. I'm sure they have something in mind to explain it logically. If they don't that'll be interesting, too... It's a big promotional thing that's going to get eyeballs on this TV show and I think that's what he thinks [matters]."


>Does it chip away at fans investing in the product? "Yeah, it sucks. [Fans have to be thinking,] 'Why should I invest my time and everything into this storyline when they're just going to sh- on it without explanation.' I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that maybe they will on Monday. I don't know what they're going to do on Monday."


>DeJoseph says the writing team cares even when Vince doesn't: "At least when I was there, and I'm sure it's still the same way, we would try to present every logical thing. We'd say we need to explain that, and whether it was ignored or we were told 'No, we f-in' don't,' that's the way it was... If not for Vince, the writers such as Michael Hayes, Ed Koskie, and Brian Gewirtz would try to make sense of their ideas, but with Vince "you're constantly dealing with switching and changing things.


>"Sometimes it's even hard for yourself to keep up on everything. I think they would try for sure. I'm sure when they knew that Vince was coming back, it was probably one of the first things that came up - how in the hell are we going to explain why he's back. And then it was probably, like, 'Don't f-in' worry about it.' And they go, 'Okay.' I think the writing team wants what most fans want because, for the most part, they're all fans."

This means one thing is right. Senile Vince is a reality, not just a meme.


STFU MARK. GET ME MY GODDAMN CREATINE TACOS!
 
2012-06-15 11:08:43 AM
OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?
 
2012-06-15 11:17:59 AM

Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?


Because Fark you. That's why.
 
2012-06-15 11:34:52 AM

Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?


Hey, have you seen this?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-15 11:37:33 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Former WWE Writer Chris DeJoeseph blah blah blah.


I'd like to know specific examples of when Vince would do some of these things. And if there was a big storyline that Vince changed, what was supposed to be the original outcome!? Or maybe him saying this is just one big storyline?!?!?!
 
2012-06-15 11:46:14 AM

nyrkah1: Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?

Hey, have you seen this?
[i.imgur.com image 600x804]


Vince has, he's still working on it:

i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-15 12:07:52 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Successful title defence on LMS!!! what have I done with my life?


Gammy says, "Apparently not D@^^^n thing!!"
 
2012-06-15 12:43:10 PM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.


We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.
 
2012-06-15 01:07:39 PM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.


See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.
 
2012-06-15 01:16:22 PM

SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.

See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.


Well that's easy, put him into a program with Ziggles. I think that he could find a way to literally separate his head from his body in a match with Ryberg. Truth be told I kind of like having him on the roster. Every roster needs that fearsome monster freakshow. And I don't think he's as bad as Goldberg was. Most of his aresenal are punches. The throws and backdrops should be correctable fairly easily.

*engage Vince mode*

STFU MARKS! RYBACK IS MY GUY! LOOK AT HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE ME! THE WAY HE RUBS BABY OIL ON YOU KNOW IT'S GOING IN! STAN STNASKY! YEAH WHAT A JOBBER! PUT HIM UP AGAINST LESNAR! 1 MINUTE SQUASH MATCH! THEM HIM AND CENA IN A 60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH IN BABY OIL! RATINGS DAMMIT!

FARK YOU!
 
2012-06-15 01:17:30 PM
Work sucks today
 
2012-06-15 01:19:46 PM

Dougie AXP: Work sucks today


I decided to work from home today. being much more productive than in the office the last few days. Nothing like looking at a spreadsheet while writing a report from the comfort of a recliner :)

Oh and not wearing pants either. It's pretty awesome!
 
2012-06-15 01:31:05 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: Work sucks today

I decided to work from home today. being much more productive than in the office the last few days. Nothing like looking at a spreadsheet while writing a report from the comfort of a recliner :)

Oh and not wearing pants either. It's pretty awesome!


Darden?
 
2012-06-15 01:41:50 PM

SharkTrager: See, I'm no expert, but when I see the way those guys are hitting the mat they consistently look half an inch away from being paralyzed. And I did notice they not only couldn't use their regular jobbers, they can't even get good enough local jobbers to make it interesting. The whole "He can take on two guys!" thing kind of loses it's impact when it's two guys that, while I wouldn't want to fight them, the idea doesn't exactly strike fear in my heart. That tells me they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen.


Ryan Reeves bought into the Vince ideal of what a wrestler should be when he was a kid and started lifting weights when he attended Walter Johnson Junior High in Las Vegas. I know that one for a fact, because I lived in Vegas at the time, my oldest attended WJJH with Ryan and he was one of the boys I frequently had to chase off my damn lawn when I was cleaning the firearms in the garage. At the age of 12, the kid was as tall as I was and built like a brick wall. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed back then, either. He got upset when I told him he could not take my daughter to the school dance and started cussing me out as I was cleaning the .45.

I will guarantee that by now, Ryan suffers from osteoporosis caused by steroid use - that would probably explain the high ankle break he suffered in 2010 during a house show that required three surgeries to fix.
 
2012-06-15 01:43:18 PM
i'd go pantsless too but the looks i would get for my European man thong would be distracting
 
2012-06-15 01:43:29 PM
Auntie cheesus. You should totally write a book.
 
2012-06-15 01:44:07 PM

SharkTrager: Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen


From what I read, they do get that the Goldberg chants are mockery, which is why they're trying to mute them.
 
2012-06-15 01:52:18 PM
They're not saying Goldberg, they're saying Boo-urns.
 
2012-06-15 01:54:18 PM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.


In Bret Hart's book, he talks about wrestling with Yokozuna. Said that Yoko was so good that taking a Banzai Drop felt like someone gently dropping a blanket across his chest.
 
2012-06-15 01:56:11 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.

In Bret Hart's book, he talks about wrestling with Yokozuna. Said that Yoko was so good that taking a Banzai Drop felt like someone gently dropping a blanket across his chest.


Except on those occasions where he ripped ass upon landing. Then it turned into a dutch oven.
 
2012-06-15 01:59:12 PM

Dougie AXP: Auntie cheesus. You should totally write a book.


yes, this
 
2012-06-15 02:06:48 PM

Praise Cheesus: I will guarantee that by now, Ryan suffers from osteoporosis caused by steroid use - that would probably explain the high ankle break he suffered in 2010 during a house show that required three surgeries to fix.


It amuses me that he was part of a tag team called High Dosage.
 
2012-06-15 02:54:55 PM

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!


It seems that Chris Sabin tore his ACL yet again. He just had it surgically repaired last year and was out for like 9 months. Hate to say it, but he may need to take a long, hard look at other possible work.
 
2012-06-15 02:56:18 PM
So much for a motor city machine gun reunion in the E
 
2012-06-15 03:12:31 PM
For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."
 
2012-06-15 03:14:40 PM

TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."


And why shouldn't he, it's not like Foley nearly killed himself to make him a main eventer or anything.

I-AH DID-AH ALL THE WORK-AH MYSELF-AH
 
2012-06-15 03:18:29 PM

TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."


Once again, screwing someone for getting over without the expressed written consent of the creatine taco eating machine of Vince. I had liked Cactus Jack in ECW, but really enjoyed the Mankind persona and Mick's 1st book was amazing. Oh well....Mick is doing awesome in life outside of the ring.
 
2012-06-15 03:25:23 PM
Oh, Gagne's pissed BECAUSE everyone knows Foley made his ass and no one took him seriously in '99. What a jackoff.
 
2012-06-15 03:41:33 PM
I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-15 03:49:15 PM

TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

Agrees.
 
2012-06-15 04:02:51 PM

eagles95: TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

Once again, screwing someone for getting over without the expressed written consent of the creatine taco eating machine of Vince. I had liked Cactus Jack in ECW, but really enjoyed the Mankind persona and Mick's 1st book was amazing. Oh well....Mick is doing awesome in life outside of the ring.


HHH is a dick, but Foley isn't putting asses in seats anymore, and it's painful to even watch him walk down to the ring. His last few appearances haven't been great either. He deserves respect for everything he did, and HHH isn't showing that respect, but Foley hasn't added to anything recently, which is a shame.
 
2012-06-15 04:10:19 PM

TheManofPA: ."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."


And the transformation into WCW is complete.
 
2012-06-15 04:24:15 PM

Doogie TKE: I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


The third wellness test results came in?
 
2012-06-15 06:05:20 PM

Doogie TKE: I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Who the fark is this guy?
 
2012-06-15 06:16:20 PM
DO U LIKE BOTCHAMANIA?

Then You'll LOVE THIS!!



RAW in Roughly 5 minutes LOL
 
2012-06-15 07:37:25 PM

Praise Cheesus: It seems that Chris Sabin tore his ACL yet again. He just had it surgically repaired last year and was out for like 9 months. Hate to say it, but he may need to take a long, hard look at other possible work.


According to F4W Online, he actually tore the ACL in his "good" knee. Dixie's claiming that he'll be back ASAP...
 
2012-06-15 07:40:34 PM

nyrkah1: Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?

Hey, have you seen this?
[i.imgur.com image 600x804]


That should be framed, hung in a gallery and titled, "False Hope."
 
2012-06-15 07:40:51 PM
Smackdown thread?
 
2012-06-15 07:56:27 PM
I would buy Cheesus' book. I read stuff on Kayfabe Memories all the time, but it's nothing like a firsthand account of the territories.
 
2012-06-15 08:01:44 PM
I'd buy it too
 
2012-06-15 08:02:47 PM

P-Money All $tar: DO U LIKE BOTCHAMANIA?

Then You'll LOVE THIS!!



RAW in Roughly 5 minutes LOL


Mother of god...it's beautiful.
 
2012-06-15 08:02:50 PM

RepoManTSM: Smackdown thread?


Smackdown thread. Put away your TNA alts, we've officially left the Impact Zone.

Don't get many chances to watch Smackdown. Jesus, this theme song might be worse than Nickelback...
 
2012-06-15 08:03:52 PM
Is this the SD thread not sure. Horrible day at work. Please reply with one chairshot for yes 2 chairshots for now.
 
2012-06-15 08:05:44 PM
Good God, stop showing that camera angle behind Vickie...
 
2012-06-15 08:05:57 PM
oh good god...Vickie may have lost a lot of weight, but those legs are freakin gross.

BE A STAR!
 
2012-06-15 08:06:34 PM

lurch_E_bean: Good God, stop showing that camera angle behind Vickie...


jinx
 
2012-06-15 08:06:49 PM
So AJ is stalking Dolph now?
 
2012-06-15 08:07:14 PM
None of the chicks that work at the local Hot Topics looks like AJ.
 
2012-06-15 08:07:47 PM

RepoManTSM: None of the chicks that work at the local Hot Topics looks like AJ.


Oh slap...shiat just got real.
 
2012-06-15 08:10:14 PM
Dammit, Punk, stop reminding us of what the WWE is going to do to Ziggles...
 
2012-06-15 08:10:32 PM
I missed it. What does Ziggler have to do with all this.
 
2012-06-15 08:10:40 PM
You get a microphone! YOU get a microphone! And YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU get a microphone!
 
2012-06-15 08:10:46 PM
piped in boos for DBD...look at Vince working hard in post production.
 
2012-06-15 08:12:07 PM
Lime check status

too many
 
2012-06-15 08:12:19 PM
TOO MANY MICS!! TOO MANY MICS!!
 
2012-06-15 08:12:55 PM
So many mics in one ring, all in perfect working order. The indy ring announcer in me is completely jealous.
 
2012-06-15 08:13:18 PM
Can we shoehorn the Intercontinental title in here now?
 
2012-06-15 08:13:51 PM

lurch_E_bean: TOO MANY MICS!! TOO MANY MICS!!


EXACTLY!

/Everyone talks
//Too much
 
2012-06-15 08:14:17 PM
AJ wants to kick some ass
 
2012-06-15 08:14:47 PM
Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?
 
2012-06-15 08:15:16 PM
Yeah... that looked VERY familiar.

This would be the part where I made her chase her shoes down the street so I could get the door closed and locked.
 
2012-06-15 08:15:20 PM
When I read the non-spoiler match listing I figured they listed main event first and worked backwards. I was wrong.
 
2012-06-15 08:15:48 PM

lurch_E_bean: Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?


After throwing Khali into that 4-way on Raw, he should be forever banned for having a say in ANY match.
 
2012-06-15 08:16:28 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lurch_E_bean: Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?

After throwing Khali into that 4-way on Raw, he should be forever banned for from having a say in ANY match.


Corrrrrrrrrrrrected.
 
2012-06-15 08:19:26 PM
Kinda strange the main event is first
 
2012-06-15 08:20:01 PM
When you run of creatine tacos you get angry.
When you get angry you rewrite Smackdown.
When you rewrite Smackdown you have Ziggles job.
Don't have Ziggles job.

#HEEL
 
2012-06-15 08:20:35 PM
So... the main event is the curtain jerker...

What's the end of the show going to be? Kane/Khali? Thirty minutes of Show/Cena video packages?

i10.photobucket.com

Yeah, I don't know either, dude...
 
2012-06-15 08:20:39 PM

silgryphon: Kinda strange the main event is first


Get it out of the way so we can focus on multiple recaps of Vince falling down.
 
2012-06-15 08:22:28 PM
Hey, what's Billy Gunn doing in the ring?
 
2012-06-15 08:30:17 PM
I can't wait until Dolph has had enough and doesn't want to be on the road 270+ days a year for Vince.

"OH MY GOD, RALPH DIGGLER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!"
 
2012-06-15 08:30:48 PM
#Heel
 
2012-06-15 08:31:07 PM
CAT FIGHT!!!
 
2012-06-15 08:31:47 PM
Okay that look? That look AJ gave right there? She's not playing a psycho chick. She's playing a straight up heel that knows exactly what she's doing.
 
2012-06-15 08:32:27 PM
BAWH GAWD IT"S KANE!
 
2012-06-15 08:32:42 PM
It's quiet in here.
Maybe a little .... TOO Quiet.
 
2012-06-15 08:33:05 PM
BAH GAWD, THE BIG RED MONSTER IS COMING FOR AJ!!

img15.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-15 08:33:07 PM
Kane: She's still alive, but she'll do.
 
2012-06-15 08:33:36 PM
Bawh Gawd King, Kane was looking to split her in half! (yes, 3 foot dong reference)
 
2012-06-15 08:33:58 PM
...did she just "O"?
 
2012-06-15 08:34:06 PM
Kanefused.
 
2012-06-15 08:34:32 PM
I'll give you a hint, Booker, it's about three feet long...
 
2012-06-15 08:34:45 PM

KellyKellyKelly: ...did she just "O"?


Kane is like "wait, did I just get laid?"
 
2012-06-15 08:35:08 PM

verbaltoxin: I can't wait until Dolph has had enough and doesn't want to be on the road 270+ days a year for Vince.

"OH MY GOD, RALPH DIGGLER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!"


We all know the FWC is just here for a possible gredunza run..
 
2012-06-15 08:36:15 PM
WWE.com has acknowledged the fact Kane has had several love interests. Watch Raw and Smackdown act like he's never known the touch of a woman before.
 
2012-06-15 08:36:48 PM
That crowd outside Long John Silver's was chanting about Kane.
 
2012-06-15 08:38:00 PM

verbaltoxin: WWE.com has acknowledged the fact Kane has had several love interests. Watch Raw and Smackdown act like he's never known the touch of a woman before.


Not a warm one anyways.
 
2012-06-15 08:40:39 PM
Ssshhh, everyone, we need to be very quite because we have a rare opportunity to see, in captivity, a very endangered Funkasaurus. Crikey, he's a big fella!
 
2012-06-15 08:41:12 PM
So I guess Cena's dad is in the crowd.
 
2012-06-15 08:42:14 PM
Yeah, Cole, Brodus sure looks pissed about that ass-kicking Show gave him 3 weeks ago...
 
2012-06-15 08:43:02 PM
 
2012-06-15 08:44:13 PM
Why does this jobber get an entrance?
 
2012-06-15 08:44:32 PM
Slater's gonna Slate! job.
 
2012-06-15 08:44:35 PM
The Funkasaurus vs the One Man Southern Rock Job Guy!
 
2012-06-15 08:45:11 PM

HeartBurnKid: For those of you wondering what became of Archibald Peck after Chikarasaurus Rex...


I like how they're going with the literal definition of "leaves town."
 
2012-06-15 08:48:49 PM
Boring Smackdown is boring.
 
2012-06-15 08:52:55 PM
Piranhaconda? Oh, Syfy, you so crazy...
 
2012-06-15 08:54:39 PM
Way to say your lines with any kind of emotion or enthusiasm Layla, whoever you are...
 
2012-06-15 08:54:51 PM
Yes, Big Show really "connected" with his big right hand!
 
2012-06-15 08:59:17 PM
Why do they keep Hornswaggle around?
 
2012-06-15 09:01:10 PM

verbaltoxin: Why do they keep Hornswaggle around?


Vince is facing a discrimination lawsuit from all the unemployed midgets from the Jr's. Division.
 
2012-06-15 09:01:11 PM
Hey... Another recap! Yay!
 
2012-06-15 09:01:33 PM

verbaltoxin: Why do they keep Hornswaggle around?


He's Vince's son, duh!
 
2012-06-15 09:02:09 PM
You know, that whole ending made absolutely no sense.
 
2012-06-15 09:03:31 PM
This recap is longer than the last two matches combined...
 
2012-06-15 09:07:09 PM
He said "faces"!
 
2012-06-15 09:07:55 PM
He does Vince pretty well.
 
2012-06-15 09:11:11 PM
No, Cole, godammit, the segment was over! LET IT DIE!
 
2012-06-15 09:15:39 PM
GO!
 
2012-06-15 09:16:30 PM
that TNA guy
 
2012-06-15 09:20:55 PM
That has to be the least believable counter to an ankle lock ever...
 
2012-06-15 09:23:39 PM
So Cena is going to pull his dick out of Mickey long enough for him to join us?
 
2012-06-15 09:26:11 PM
Here comes RyBotch!
 
2012-06-15 09:26:29 PM
oh boy.. Ryback.

let's see if he kills anyone yet.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-15 09:26:43 PM
An entertaining match?

Nope... Mike Testa.
 
2012-06-15 09:27:33 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Branden Walker
 
2012-06-15 09:27:37 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Braden Walker!
 
2012-06-15 09:29:08 PM
RYBOTCH!

I think the guy with the beard might be Ryberg's largest opponent to date...
 
2012-06-15 09:30:22 PM
Someone call Child Protective Services because Ryback just went all Jerry Sandusky on their asses!
 
2012-06-15 09:32:51 PM
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Glad to see @cyndilauper joining us on Raw this Mon night. She was a major part of the Rock and Wrestling Connection back in the day!
 
2012-06-15 09:35:26 PM
WTf

did youi know gas was cheap

and a negro was not president

vote McMahon.
 
2012-06-15 09:36:23 PM
so what'ss a Damien Sandow?
 
2012-06-15 09:36:26 PM
Finally, a harbinger of capital displays of talent and exquisite athleticism appears!
 
2012-06-15 09:37:31 PM
"The Silver Bell Intellectual Savior of the Mountain"? Did I hear that right?
 
2012-06-15 09:39:57 PM
Oh man, this guy is great.
 
2012-06-15 09:41:59 PM
Tyson has a ton of talent, shame they only use him as a jobber.
 
2012-06-15 09:44:32 PM
hey the reason WWE is unwatchable now.
 
2012-06-15 09:47:16 PM
Why is a HHH promo a promoted part of this PPV?
 
2012-06-15 09:50:41 PM

Smiths: hey the reason WWE is unwatchable now.


Vince isn't on tonigh.
 
2012-06-15 09:51:04 PM
when the only comments for your movie's trailer commercial come from random people on twitter.... your movie sucks

BE A STAR GET FAKE TITTIES BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD SAGGY BOOBS
 
2012-06-15 09:51:50 PM
They had to send Otunga. Truth has that drug problem and Kofi, being from "Ghana" is very hard to understand.
 
2012-06-15 09:52:50 PM
Main event Cenabation.
 
2012-06-15 09:53:34 PM
Cena has a weird jaw.
 
2012-06-15 09:54:18 PM
stevekonshu.files.wordpress.com
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
 
2012-06-15 09:57:21 PM
Cena doesn't have a family anymore.
 
2012-06-15 09:59:18 PM
Here comes your yearly "fire Cena" angle.
 
2012-06-15 10:00:02 PM
and i'm done yay off to crossword puzzles!
 
2012-06-15 10:00:11 PM
That crowd has a lot of great ventriloquists in it.
 
2012-06-15 10:59:02 PM
and now...
SMACKDOWN in Roughly 5 minutes


Smackdown in Roughly 5 minutes...TOO FUNNY!!
 
2012-06-15 11:01:04 PM
Well, that was mostly garbage, as expected. I hope three hours of Raw will mean the occasional bit of Damien Sandow, so I can see him more.

It won't.

Well, I suppose I'll see everyone Sunday, and see just how big a pile of dog shiat this PPV ends up being.
 
2012-06-15 11:34:32 PM

lurch_E_bean: Well, that was mostly garbage, as expected. I hope three hours of Raw will mean the occasional bit of Damien Sandow, so I can see him more.

It won't.

Well, I suppose I'll see everyone Sunday, and see just how big a pile of dog shiat this PPV ends up being.


As long as the show remains Friday Night Sandow
 
2012-06-16 01:44:26 AM
hello fWc, I was out drinking all night... didi I miss anything?

/marls
//marks...
 
2012-06-16 02:05:29 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: hello fWc, I was out drinking all night... didi I miss anything?

/marls
//marks...


Recaps. Lotsa recaps. And Cena punching Johnny Ace.
 
2012-06-16 02:08:27 AM

Ed Becker: Representative of the unwashed masses: hello fWc, I was out drinking all night... didi I miss anything?

/marls
//marks...

Recaps. Lotsa recaps. And Cena punching Johnny Ace.


I stopped drinking too early? Oh look there's my bed.
 
2012-06-16 02:34:40 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Ed Becker: Representative of the unwashed masses: hello fWc, I was out drinking all night... didi I miss anything?

/marls
//marks...

Recaps. Lotsa recaps. And Cena punching Johnny Ace.

I stopped drinking too early? Oh look there's my bed.


Link oh yeah... there's the good stuff. We need angry heel Punk back...
 
2012-06-16 06:42:53 AM
HOLY FEEDBACK, FARKMARK!!

SMACKDOWN OPENING A JOKE!!!

Smackdown is TNA!
 
2012-06-16 07:22:45 AM

P-Money All $tar: and now...
SMACKDOWN in Roughly 5 minutes

Smackdown in Roughly 5 minutes...TOO FUNNY!!


These are farking great! How'd you find them? Is this you?
 
2012-06-16 10:15:11 AM
I have to wonder hire many rewrites there will be between now and the ppv.
 
2012-06-16 06:40:44 PM
BAH GAWD KING, NO ONE IS POTING
 
2012-06-16 06:59:12 PM

MagSeven: P-Money All $tar: and now...
SMACKDOWN in Roughly 5 minutes

Smackdown in Roughly 5 minutes...TOO FUNNY!!

These are farking great! How'd you find them? Is this you?


not mine. I browse the reddit r/squaredcircle on a daily basis. I've found alot of good stuff there, including these videos. It's on par with ANY Botchamania.
 
2012-06-16 07:52:09 PM
Looks like you should get your money ready for Summerslam:
One idea tossed around for the Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H feud and SummerSlam is to have Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis in their respective corners. The plan would see Vince McMahon fire John Laurinaitis at Sunday's No Way Out pay-per-view only for Laurinaitis to return with Brock Lesnar with the help from WWE's Board of Directors. Vince would then side with Triple H as they build towards SummerSlam.
 
2012-06-16 08:04:37 PM

TheManofPA: Looks like you should get your money ready for Summerslam:
One idea tossed around for the Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H feud and SummerSlam is to have Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis in their respective corners. The plan would see Vince McMahon fire John Laurinaitis at Sunday's No Way Out pay-per-view only for Laurinaitis to return with Brock Lesnar with the help from WWE's Board of Directors. Vince would then side with Triple H as they build towards SummerSlam.


And does the loser get his head shaved?
 
2012-06-16 09:17:54 PM

TheManofPA: Looks like you should get your money ready for Summerslam:
One idea tossed around for the Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H feud and SummerSlam is to have Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis in their respective corners. The plan would see Vince McMahon fire John Laurinaitis at Sunday's No Way Out pay-per-view only for Laurinaitis to return with Brock Lesnar with the help from WWE's Board of Directors. Vince would then side with Triple H as they build towards SummerSlam.


sounds stupid as hell
 
2012-06-16 09:55:23 PM

TheManofPA: Looks like you should get your money ready for Summerslam:
One idea tossed around for the Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H feud and SummerSlam is to have Vince McMahon and John Laurinaitis in their respective corners. The plan would see Vince McMahon fire John Laurinaitis at Sunday's No Way Out pay-per-view only for Laurinaitis to return with Brock Lesnar with the help from WWE's Board of Directors. Vince would then side with Triple H as they build towards SummerSlam.


So, in other words, continuity out the window again.
 
2012-06-16 10:06:47 PM
i burped
 
2012-06-16 10:48:36 PM
GOD DAMN YOU MIDNIGHT ASSAULT BATMAN AC CAMPAIGN!

FARK YOU

FARK YOU

FARK YOU
 
2012-06-16 10:52:53 PM

Dougie AXP: GOD DAMN YOU MIDNIGHT ASSAULT BATMAN AC CAMPAIGN!

FARK YOU

FARK YOU

FARK YOU


I don't do those.

screw campaigns. screw the battle ones.

i'm finsihing up the Harley's Revenge slowly but surely in little bursts.

Did Max Payne 1 and 2 on my 360 as well. Yay XBOX1 games on 360 HDD.

So all three in trilogy done.

MS released new dashboard that I will probably need to patch when the time comes and update to, but no rush on it.
 
2012-06-16 11:08:23 PM

Smiths: Dougie AXP: GOD DAMN YOU MIDNIGHT ASSAULT BATMAN AC CAMPAIGN!

FARK YOU

FARK YOU

FARK YOU

I don't do those.

screw campaigns. screw the battle ones.

i'm finsihing up the Harley's Revenge slowly but surely in little bursts.

Did Max Payne 1 and 2 on my 360 as well. Yay XBOX1 games on 360 HDD.

So all three in trilogy done.

MS released new dashboard that I will probably need to patch when the time comes and update to, but no rush on it.


This is the last one I need (and its not even the hardest one) but the challenge medals are just insane on the first map....after that it's easy peasy
 
2012-06-16 11:27:31 PM
Didn't the "Board of Directors" not like what Johnny Ace was doing?

In any case, we've had another chapter of Scott Steiner's Twitter Wars -

You say im old hogan says he wanted to bring me back right away,you two jackoffs need to get on

The same page

Seeing how scared you were when you saw the guys lined up to slap the shiat out of you and since your

Such a pussy you cant defend yourself from a biatchslap,you would have thought that you would

Have wised up! But you didnt and you arrogantly came into TNA and treated everybody like shiat,you trash

Talk wrestlers in the media including Bret,Booker etc which is bullshiat bcuz nobody has ever turned

The tv on or paid for a PPV to see you but your so dillusional you think otherwise, but your whole family

Is dillusional,Now i realize anybody can write a book but seriously your wife writes a book titled

Common sense happiness(im not making this up) ..really...well there better be a whole chapter on

Eating pussy..... bcuz according to your testimony that makes her happy

Friends...Fark You..you dont know anything about me
 
2012-06-16 11:38:40 PM

Dougie AXP: This is the last one I need (and its not even the hardest one) but the challenge medals are just insane on the first map....after that it's easy peasy


i did the maps until i realized it was "get all 3 on one play-through" and i had done all but 4 and went "meh...."

i think i'll put Burnout 3 on the 360 for the halibut. that game's alwayus fun for a random playthrough
 
2012-06-17 12:15:41 AM
BTW, I covered the whole Board of Directors and what they mean on my blog.


So I should really just change the blog's name to "Verbal Toxin is a F*cking Wizard."
 
2012-06-17 12:51:17 AM

verbaltoxin: BTW, I covered the whole Board of Directors and what they mean on my blog.


So I should really just change the blog's name to "Verbal Toxin is a F*cking Wizard."


Care to predict what the big summer thing will be this year (the one the smarks will like if any)

If you call it, I'll refer to you as a SUPER WIZARD!
 
2012-06-17 12:51:46 AM

Smiths: Dougie AXP: This is the last one I need (and its not even the hardest one) but the challenge medals are just insane on the first map....after that it's easy peasy

i did the maps until i realized it was "get all 3 on one play-through" and i had done all but 4 and went "meh...."

i think i'll put Burnout 3 on the 360 for the halibut. that game's alwayus fun for a random playthrough


I finally farking got it. FARK YOU RIDDLER. I AM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!

verbaltoxin: BTW, I covered the whole Board of Directors and what they mean on my blog.


So I should really just change the blog's name to "Verbal Toxin is a F*cking Wizard."



You do have a pretty good track record.
 
2012-06-17 01:39:56 AM

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: BTW, I covered the whole Board of Directors and what they mean on my blog.


So I should really just change the blog's name to "Verbal Toxin is a F*cking Wizard."

Care to predict what the big summer thing will be this year (the one the smarks will like if any)

If you call it, I'll refer to you as a SUPER WIZARD!


I haven't heard enough about it. They have something "big" planned but it's battered wife syndrome for me at this point. "Oh really, maybe they'll give a f*ck about telling a cohesive story this time!!" But no, I know how it will be. They'll do something cool, but come September/October, all of us will complain how they f*cked it up again.

My guess at this stage is they temporarily allow CM Punk to have his balls back.

If I'm allowed a rant, it's this: there is a clash between what the writers want to do, which is do stories that are mostly logical if light on actual wrestling. Then there's Vince and his inner circle, who have this carnie mentality of "F*ck stories, we need to hook the rubes into buying our sh*t!" All while ignoring that during the glorious days of kayfabe GREAT, LOGICAL STORIES WERE TOLD ALL THE F*CKING TIME. Even if they weren't totally realistic, there was enough plausibility for a fan to go, "Um okay, I'll go with it." Vince doesn't even care about that much anymore and it's f*cking everything up.

And I hate to bring it back to my blog again, but the whole point of it is not to talk about dirtsheets, or who hates who backstage. It's to treat pro wrestling as what it is, and that's a storytelling medium. Kayfabe is dead, and not in TNA's faux-reality segments way. I mean that wrestlers are actors/stuntmen. Storylines are written and they should be treated like actual stories, not just a set of gimmicks to get people to watch and buy crap. I understand it's business and they have to move product, but there are maybe two promotions out there who understand all you need is a good story with good wrestling matches, and you'll sell tons of crap. WWE isn't one of them. TNA isn't the other.
 
2012-06-17 02:08:46 AM

verbaltoxin: My guess at this stage is they temporarily allow CM Punk to have his balls back.


Me too, as I would think the track is being laid with Danielson's "you're not the voice of the voiceless anymore" stuff on the week's programming.
 
2012-06-17 06:53:16 AM
Jesus, I'm liquored up and yammering on about wrestling. Imagine that ...

- verbaltoxin, I enjoy your blog. Keep up the good work. Also, any time I get to watch a Nick Bockwinkel promo is awesome. I've had the pleasure of interviewing Bockwinkel and have met both him and Bobby Heenan. Two of the best workers the business will ever see. Being in and from AWA country, Bock was the first heel I was a fan of. His promos were excellent. He rarely raised his voice and was very logical. The "$500 per punch promo" with Lance Russell is great. Nick's promo starts about 2:45 into this. I also remember a promo of his where he said that while he was sleeping, if you whispered into his ear "1...2..." he'd wake up at 3.

BTW, I need to correct you on why Bock didn't go to the NWA. He was to be offered a run on top there and long story short, the travel for the NWA and what he made there was in the same ballpark as what he was getting from Verne with a better schedule. It was working 3 to 4 nights a week instead of 6 or 7. Not trying to be shiatty here, I remember reading about this or seeing it on a shoot online.

- The problem with wrestling today is that it wants to divorce itself from its past. Professional wrestling has always been a worked competition whether it's an athletic contest or a fight. It used to be that athletes from other sports, mostly football (Dick Afflis, Ernie Ladd, JBL, etc.) blew out a knee or something or needed to supplement their income in the off season. It has "grown" to stories around the competitors. Whatever happened to the top 10 for the World Title or the titles below it. It means nothing now. All of this AJ or Nattie farts or why is Kane there has nothing to do with these worked titles. Kane's entrance looks good on TV... maybe they're using him to garbage up Punk and Bryan and extend it. I don't know.

- Not quite the only reason I watch WWE is because of the FWC.

- I watched some NWA Hollywood tonight. The Pearce/Cabana first blood match. I've said it before, these guys can work. Not the greatest match but both executed the psychology of the match to a T. Whatever happened to checking one's head after being driven into iron?

- see ya farkers later on tonight.
 
2012-06-17 09:50:22 AM
I think the poster for No Way Out is more awesome than the PPV will be...

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-06-17 11:05:19 AM

HeartBurnKid: I think the poster for No Way Out is more awesome than the PPV will be...

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x359]


i still love the ample room the 12 year old's sixhead gives the headband.
 
2012-06-17 11:20:38 AM

Ed Becker: Jesus, I'm liquored up and yammering on about wrestling. Imagine that ...

- verbaltoxin, I enjoy your blog. Keep up the good work. Also, any time I get to watch a Nick Bockwinkel promo is awesome. I've had the pleasure of interviewing Bockwinkel and have met both him and Bobby Heenan. Two of the best workers the business will ever see. Being in and from AWA country, Bock was the first heel I was a fan of. His promos were excellent. He rarely raised his voice and was very logical. The "$500 per punch promo" with Lance Russell is great. Nick's promo starts about 2:45 into this. I also remember a promo of his where he said that while he was sleeping, if you whispered into his ear "1...2..." he'd wake up at 3.

BTW, I need to correct you on why Bock didn't go to the NWA. He was to be offered a run on top there and long story short, the travel for the NWA and what he made there was in the same ballpark as what he was getting from Verne with a better schedule. It was working 3 to 4 nights a week instead of 6 or 7. Not trying to be shiatty here, I remember reading about this or seeing it on a shoot online.

- The problem with wrestling today is that it wants to divorce itself from its past. Professional wrestling has always been a worked competition whether it's an athletic contest or a fight. It used to be that athletes from other sports, mostly football (Dick Afflis, Ernie Ladd, JBL, etc.) blew out a knee or something or needed to supplement their income in the off season. It has "grown" to stories around the competitors. Whatever happened to the top 10 for the World Title or the titles below it. It means nothing now. All of this AJ or Nattie farts or why is Kane there has nothing to do with these worked titles. Kane's entrance looks good on TV... maybe they're using him to garbage up Punk and Bryan and extend it. I don't know.

- Not quite the only reason I watch WWE is because of the FWC.

- I watched some NWA Hollywood tonight. The Pearce/Caban ...


I actually did know about that bit with Nick getting better pay in AWA, hence his staying there. I figured it was easier to say Nick was loyal to Verne (For better $ and schedule after all) than to go into all the stuff about travel, money, schedules and so on.

Nick actually did the $500 per punch angle with Lawler too. He had a cup of coffee as the AWA Southern Champion (Just like every out of towner who feuded with Jerry did back then), and during that era Jerry challenged for the World title with that stipulation involved.

I'll also cop to being a huge Bockwinkel mark. That man was brilliant in the ring. My Reddit flair is the AWA emblem with "Cretinous Humanoid" next to it for that reason.
 
2012-06-17 11:22:17 AM
Oh and Ed, I love your stories.
 
2012-06-17 12:04:23 PM
 
2012-06-17 02:59:27 PM

verbaltoxin: New post talking about No Way Out, for the now 5-7 of you interested


Nice post, but I don't think Sheamus is going to take the spot as WWE's top babyface. Not as long as John Cena's wrestling, anyway.
 
2012-06-17 03:31:03 PM

HeartBurnKid: verbaltoxin: New post talking about No Way Out, for the now 5-7 of you interested

Nice post, but I don't think Sheamus is going to take the spot as WWE's top babyface. Not as long as John Cena's wrestling, anyway.


I'm going on the supposed reports that their long term plan is to put Sheamus on the top. I think they're aware that Cena can't be number 1 forever, but WWE is pretty gun shy about making that transition yet.
 
2012-06-17 06:56:59 PM

Smiths: HeartBurnKid: I think the poster for No Way Out is more awesome than the PPV will be...

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x359]

i still love the ample room the 12 year old's sixhead gives the headband.


I think you've finally filound a way to go heel with this group again. Good work.

/call her what you want
//she looks good to me
///meaning I can gap to this
////if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
//stripper thread!
 
2012-06-17 06:58:07 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Smiths: HeartBurnKid: I think the poster for No Way Out is more awesome than the PPV will be...

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x359]

i still love the ample room the 12 year old's sixhead gives the headband.

I think you've finally filound a way to go heel with this group again. Good work.

/call her what you want
//she looks good to me
///meaning I can gap to this
////if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
//stripper thread!


Keep forgetting my phone autocorrects fap. :-P
 
2012-06-17 07:10:01 PM
Whar No Way Out thread whar
 
2012-06-17 07:10:21 PM
When does the No Way out thread go green
 
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