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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion? It's TNA live in the Impact Zone 8 pm   ( impactwrestling.com) divider line
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2012-06-14 11:02:06 AM  
And what of Trevor's love for Chad?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:51 PM  
And who still watches this stuff? Find out tonight at 7!
 
2012-06-14 05:03:22 PM  

Again I ask,
www.blogcdn.com
WUT DA HELL?

 
2012-06-14 05:54:07 PM  
I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza, but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
 
2012-06-14 07:05:09 PM  
Please dont let this image be necessary:

i282.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 07:06:07 PM  
TNA should name their next PPV Lemon Party 2012.
 
2012-06-14 07:10:29 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza,

i.imgur.com

but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 07:15:05 PM  
Ultimate X, you say?

i275.photobucket.com

/Soooo..... wrestling
//I'll be off then
 
2012-06-14 07:18:03 PM  
What are the odds of a regular episode of Impact reaching a Gredunza?

img1.ak.crunchyroll.com

ah there we go.
 
2012-06-14 07:19:33 PM  

nyrkah1: Dr J Zoidberg: I may keep an eye out for a shot at the gredunza,
[i.imgur.com image 548x420]

but Zoidberg will be watching the season premieres of Burn Notice and Suits
[i.imgur.com image 548x420]


i282.photobucket.com

BILL ZOIDBERG IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO SURPRISED! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING BURN NOTICE BUT HE IS HERE. HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:22:04 PM  
DOOGIE TKE IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:23:07 PM  
bobtul93 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:23:50 PM  

Dougie AXP: DOOGIE TKE IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Funny Byway. Locked and Loaded.
 
2012-06-14 07:25:25 PM  
WWE Creative is back? It has tweets as recent as an hour or 2 ago
 
2012-06-14 07:26:00 PM  
nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:27:21 PM  

nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.
 
2012-06-14 07:28:18 PM  
OH MY GOD, Word Poison is in the IMPACT ZONE!!

Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion?

Yes, probably, no.
 
2012-06-14 07:30:17 PM  
Cliffston IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:31:34 PM  
Emmisary of the Hygenically Challenged Populace reporting in!
 
2012-06-14 07:33:13 PM  
I tried to create a Roulette & Prostitutes alt, but Fark says "You have too many logins already."

I only have one f*cking login. This one.

WAT DA HEYAL?!!!
 
2012-06-14 07:33:34 PM  
AcidRefluxBoy is IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Don't think I'll be staying for the show, though, since I don't even get off work until 5 PT (8 ET), and am probably going to be working late tonight. You crazy diamonds shine on, though.
 
2012-06-14 07:33:48 PM  
Slapjam is here in the IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:34:21 PM  
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! PUNCHY BUTT IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:35:15 PM  
I love all of our TNA alts
 
2012-06-14 07:36:30 PM  
Roulette & Prostitutes

Always bet on black, jack.
 
2012-06-14 07:36:50 PM  
The enthusiasm with which the fWc is approaching this says two things:

1. TNA better not fark this up

and of they don't

2. Is the fWc on the leading edge of a trend that should worry the WWE?

/1. They will.
//2. No, but it's fun to think so.
 
2012-06-14 07:38:27 PM  

nyrkah1: 1. TNA better not fark this up


There is a small group of us who have discussed the before. I believe the conversation always ends with the term "battered wife syndrome" being thrown around.

Not this time. Nuh, unh
 
2012-06-14 07:41:21 PM  

Gunny Highway: nyrkah1: 1. TNA better not fark this up

There is a small group of us who have discussed the before. I believe the conversation always ends with the term "battered wife syndrome" being thrown around.

Not this time. Nuh, unh


I'm more in the camp that says, "Sure, he buried his first two wives in the basement, but it's different now that I'm a part of his life."
 
2012-06-14 07:41:40 PM  
steal the show

TNA


what
 
2012-06-14 07:42:06 PM  
Kel E. Cubed has arrived at the Impact Zone!

Wait, wait, we're getting word that she ran in fear because there was a large, non-charismatic man in the Knockouts locker room. Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:35 PM  
Steven Law is in the IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:36 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!


everythingtoshare.com

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!
 
2012-06-14 07:45:47 PM  

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.


TKE?

Well, if you can't go Greek...
 
2012-06-14 07:47:54 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Kel E. Cubed has arrived at the Impact Zone!

Wait, wait, we're getting word that she ran in fear because there was a large, non-charismatic man in the Knockouts locker room. Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!


Kel E Cubed...I like it.
 
2012-06-14 07:49:42 PM  

SharkTrager: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: nyikah1 IS HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Fark the Islanders.

I'm so creating Doogie TKE right now.

TKE?

Well, if you can't go Greek...


Well it was the only other fraternity on campus besides mine that leads to easy alphabetical representation. Everything else had symbols that Fark would kick out.
 
2012-06-14 07:49:56 PM  
i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?
 
2012-06-14 07:50:48 PM  

Steven Rules: i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?


Hard to tell Stephen Regulations.
 
2012-06-14 07:51:46 PM  

Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!


Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.
 
2012-06-14 07:53:08 PM  

Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.


I'm really hoping it's not real. I just GIS'd "Brooke Hogan manly".
 
2012-06-14 07:53:13 PM  
New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 07:53:28 PM  

Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.


Nope someone just added his moustache

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 07:55:09 PM  

Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!


Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.
 
2012-06-14 07:56:14 PM  
Flinch Guy is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 07:56:51 PM  

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!

Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.


shut up you dirty islanders fan...they're lower than even the rangers.
 
2012-06-14 07:57:47 PM  

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: New SUITS TONIGHT!

HOLY SHIAT! DOOGIE TKE HAS LEFT THE IMPACT ZONE!

Calm down, Suits isn't on until this is over.

shut up you dirty islanders fan...they're lower than even the rangers.


phikah1. Feel better?
 
2012-06-14 07:58:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: WWE Creative is back? It has tweets as recent as an hour or 2 ago


WWE apparently got it banned. Someone else has appeared to take up the handle, but the original can now be found @WWECreative_ish:

"We will now go by @WWECreative_ish because we weren't all that creative to begin with. Please adjust accordingly #Kayfabe"

"Apparently being banned from Twitter is a lot like @JohnCena being fired. #Kayfabe"
 
2012-06-14 07:58:32 PM  
probably doing a Japanese TV Show tonight but until then i'll put it on whatever.
 
2012-06-14 07:58:43 PM  

Dougie AXP: Steven Rules: i think I read that Austin Aeries was opening the show this week. Or did I just take some good LSD?

Hard to tell Stephen Regulations.


That might be better then Steven Law.

/Reg-U-Lations clap clap clap clap clap!!
 
2012-06-14 08:00:08 PM  
LET US BEGIN THIS ACTIVITY!
 
2012-06-14 08:00:43 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:01:12 PM  

slamjack: Dougie AXP: Fisty Bum: KellyKellyKelly: Kel, that was just Brooke Hogan, come back!

[everythingtoshare.com image 550x367]

Oh dear god, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant or something?

/Close your eyes!
//Don't look at it!

Holy shiat....is that real? I thought someone blended her and Hulk's picture.

Nope someone just added his moustache

[i6.photobucket.com image 550x367]


There's something deeply unsettling about a woman with a chin-butt.
 
2012-06-14 08:01:26 PM  

THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS?

 
2012-06-14 08:01:27 PM  
I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?
 
2012-06-14 08:01:41 PM  
THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN SHINY LIGHTS THAT FLASH INTERMITTENTLY
 
2012-06-14 08:02:00 PM  

nyrkah1: LET US BEGIN THIS ACTIVITY!


BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA LET'S WRASSLE GENTS!
 
2012-06-14 08:02:18 PM  

Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?


Joness
 
2012-06-14 08:02:24 PM  
Oh yeah, the Bound for Glory Series that sucked about as much as the Team Challenge Series.
 
2012-06-14 08:02:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]


Welcome, Skipper Gas!
 
2012-06-14 08:02:38 PM  

Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?


"DrunkenAWs"
 
2012-06-14 08:03:00 PM  
Ultimate X! Sweet! :D
 
2012-06-14 08:03:05 PM  
The greatest cape that ever lived!
 
2012-06-14 08:03:13 PM  
Theme song by...Pennyfront.
 
2012-06-14 08:03:36 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!


Wha...? o_o'
 
2012-06-14 08:03:44 PM  
whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:07 PM  
Is...is...he wearing chaps and no pants?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:07 PM  

nyrkah1: Smiths: I guess my TNA name would be like... KatyPerry?

Joness


If we're going that it's "Smiths and Jones" yeah...

i was thinking wtf is the opposite of Morrisey?

BubbleGumCrapBand ?
 
2012-06-14 08:04:17 PM  
THAT GUY FROM OKLAHOMA WILL NOT BE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:04:19 PM  

Captain Steroid: KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!

Wha...? o_o'


She TNA'd your username.
 
2012-06-14 08:04:32 PM  

Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?


Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.
 
2012-06-14 08:04:56 PM  
Sil is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 08:04:57 PM  
*Rattle Rattle Rattle*
 
2012-06-14 08:05:32 PM  
his name is Zima?
 
2012-06-14 08:05:39 PM  
So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?
 
2012-06-14 08:05:43 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?

Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.


oh that's who that guy is.
 
2012-06-14 08:05:47 PM  
Really? A TNA chant already? Calm down, guys,
 
2012-06-14 08:06:21 PM  

nyrkah1: So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?


All of them Brethrensky
 
2012-06-14 08:06:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Dougie AXP: whose the Asian that looks like Jun from Tekken?

Zema Ion. His claim to fame this far is nearly paralyzing a guy permanently on PPV.


I'm sure D-Lo gave him tips for not failing next time.
 
2012-06-14 08:06:34 PM  

Dougie AXP: Captain Steroid: KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 512x512]

Welcome, Skipper Gas!

Wha...? o_o'

She TNA'd your username.


Ah. Okay.

Wait... why would you WANT to TNA someone's name?
 
2012-06-14 08:06:34 PM  

nyrkah1: So which one of these guys has the alcoholic father?


Well, Zema's dad died after conceiving him with a mail-order bride, so either Aries or Sabin I guess.
 
2012-06-14 08:07:00 PM  

Fisty Bum: Really? A TNA chant already? Calm down, guys,


THIS IS AWESOME in 5...4...3...
 
2012-06-14 08:07:45 PM  
live from the insurance zone
 
2012-06-14 08:07:56 PM  
I forgot this started at 7. Fester_A_potato is here in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-06-14 08:07:59 PM  
It's always smart to take a victory lap around the ring when you need to get something that's hanging there...
 
2012-06-14 08:08:03 PM  
Q: So who has the 3 foot penis?

A: Brooke Hogan
 
2012-06-14 08:09:27 PM  
Yes, Tazz. I'm watching this from my gin mill.
 
2012-06-14 08:09:40 PM  
top rope wedgie? NOT PG
 
2012-06-14 08:09:42 PM  
That was an unfortunate camera angle.

Austin Aries Ass rapin' Zima
 
2012-06-14 08:10:29 PM  
Nice brainbuster!
 
2012-06-14 08:10:37 PM  
When you have auto insurance ads all over the apron, you might as well assume your fans are watching at their moonshinin' place.
 
2012-06-14 08:10:53 PM  
did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!
 
2012-06-14 08:11:08 PM  
Where the hell is Chris Sabin?
 
2012-06-14 08:11:22 PM  
Announcer botch, lol. Nice work, Taz.
 
2012-06-14 08:11:23 PM  
Well, Aries made that look easy...
 
2012-06-14 08:11:34 PM  
And Chris Sabin goes right back on the DL.
 
2012-06-14 08:11:46 PM  
Ok, I haven't seen a lot of TNA, so I was wondering about this. What the hell is the X-Division exactly? My first guess was some kind of Hardcore division, because X = XTREME!!! Though I can also see this being some kind of Cruiserweight division...
 
2012-06-14 08:11:57 PM  

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!


Yeah...looks like he farked his knee.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:05 PM  
SABIN YOU'RE FIRED BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:12:11 PM  

Dougie AXP: Where the hell is Chris Sabin?


He got effed up when he and Zema fell outside the ring. Looks like it was his knee.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:15 PM  

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!


Yet he still even stood up to try and help with that catch. Miz could learn from him.
 
2012-06-14 08:12:44 PM  
Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract
 
2012-06-14 08:12:53 PM  
Arquette!
 
2012-06-14 08:13:29 PM  
damn botched it...
 
2012-06-14 08:13:40 PM  
He's so awesome, he plays T-ball.
 
2012-06-14 08:13:50 PM  
OH BOY HULK HOGAN BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:13:57 PM  
You may be the complete package, but you're not the TOTAL PACKAGE

superluchas.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 08:14:00 PM  
Hulkster interrupts Aries' promo.
 
2012-06-14 08:14:04 PM  
really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha
 
2012-06-14 08:14:28 PM  

Smiths: OH BOY HULK HOGAN BROTHER


THIS IS WHY WE'RE HERE BROTHER!
 
2012-06-14 08:14:32 PM  

lurch_E_bean: Ok, I haven't seen a lot of TNA, so I was wondering about this. What the hell is the X-Division exactly? My first guess was some kind of Hardcore division, because X = XTREME!!! Though I can also see this being some kind of Cruiserweight division...


Originally, it was a mix of both Cruiserweights AND Hardcore wrestlers. The motto was, "It's not about weight limits, it's about NO limits!"

Now? Pretty much Cruiserweights and Samoa Joe. :P

HOGAN!
 
2012-06-14 08:14:39 PM  

robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract


Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.
 
2012-06-14 08:14:50 PM  
Meaningful stares AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
 
2012-06-14 08:14:58 PM  
ok now that that silliness has left me. good job on showing hogan on the ramp and going to commercial
 
2012-06-14 08:15:37 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


If it turned out that they pulled a Jericho and never actually had him sign it, I'd laugh.
 
2012-06-14 08:15:54 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha


It's not till 502 now
 
2012-06-14 08:16:03 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


He only has to do dishes one night a week at the Waffle House?
 
2012-06-14 08:16:04 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.


50 bucks and a case of Diet Mountain Dew?
 
2012-06-14 08:16:35 PM  
That Ultimate X match was kinda flat
 
2012-06-14 08:16:50 PM  

silgryphon: Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha

It's not till 502 now


ah forgot that part.
 
2012-06-14 08:17:26 PM  
RENT A CENTER BROTHER

RENT A PS3 BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:17:35 PM  

robsul82: KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Vince should sign Aries away just to dick with TNA.

/5-1 they don't have him under contract

Actually he just signed a contract extension a month ago. Just what exactly that entails in TNA terms, I haven't the foggiest.

If it turned out that they pulled a Jericho and never actually had him sign it, I'd laugh.


@carlitocolon

I hope TNA has austin aries signed under a good contract...hes the best thing on the show!


Ok who on here is Carlito?
 
2012-06-14 08:17:56 PM  
So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.
 
2012-06-14 08:18:13 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: silgryphon: Representative of the unwashed masses: really? a slowdown for the Arquette? hahaha

It's not till 502 now

ah forgot that part.


Premature Arquette!

/wow, did not think that through
//brain bleach please
 
2012-06-14 08:18:33 PM  

silgryphon: That Ultimate X match was kinda flat


like your girlfriends chest.
 
2012-06-14 08:18:54 PM  

Fisty Bum: So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.


Ex-wives, man.
 
2012-06-14 08:19:07 PM  
My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins
 
2012-06-14 08:19:23 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Fisty Bum: So...I guess both Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are really hurting for cash having to do Rent-a-Center commercials.

Ex-wives, man DUDE or BROTHER.


FTFY
 
2012-06-14 08:19:31 PM  

nyrkah1: Premature Arquette!


That's what Courtney said.
 
2012-06-14 08:19:47 PM  

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Premature Arquette perhaps?
 
2012-06-14 08:19:53 PM  

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Hogan was walking to the ring.
 
2012-06-14 08:20:00 PM  
Live?

Hogan & Aries really WERE staring at each other for 5 minutes? o_o'
 
2012-06-14 08:20:03 PM  

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


I imagine Hulk just slowly walked around muttering something about "brother" or "dude".
 
2012-06-14 08:20:08 PM  
All the hoopla in all the corners of the amusement park, BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:20:13 PM  

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Hogan probably took most of that to Khali his way into the ring.
 
2012-06-14 08:20:32 PM  
Wow Hogan doesn't want people chanting his name
 
2012-06-14 08:20:44 PM  
Way to make this promo about you, DUDE
 
2012-06-14 08:21:04 PM  
HOGAN PUTTING OVER ANOTHER WRESTLER, BROTHER
 
2012-06-14 08:21:20 PM  

silgryphon: My word what did they do in the ring for 5 mins


Tensai came through, still beating the crap out of his manservant, while everyone watched awkwardly.
 
2012-06-14 08:21:27 PM  

robsul82: All the hoopla in all the corners of the amusement park, BROTHER


To be fair, the hoopla at that park is probably Harry Potter Land.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:02 PM  
And by money, I mean my dick.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:14 PM  
WHAT?! O_O
 
2012-06-14 08:22:26 PM  
That's an interesting angle I guess
 
2012-06-14 08:22:29 PM  
Well, after a rocky start, Hogan put over the guy pretty big, BROTHER

Aries vs. the world champ at Destination X if he surrenders the X-Division Championship.
 
2012-06-14 08:22:35 PM  
ooh cute....

get a match if you vacate a belt

that's actually something very f'ing simple.

why we not see it?
 
2012-06-14 08:22:41 PM  
Sure, I can understand where he's comWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
 
2012-06-14 08:23:04 PM  
All or nothing, that's...actually not a bad way to take it.
 
2012-06-14 08:23:37 PM  
I like the concept. Take the deal BROTHER.
 
2012-06-14 08:23:53 PM  
oh cool. making it a "1 week to decide" angle too.

HOLY CRAP IS THAT INTRIGUE?

WILL THAT BE A STORY?

LOOK AT CARRYING A STORY OVER
 
2012-06-14 08:23:56 PM  
I like where this could be going...
 
2012-06-14 08:23:58 PM  
Oh come on we don't need a recap of the ppv
 
2012-06-14 08:24:15 PM  

nyrkah1: I like the concept. Take the deal BROTHER.


SHUT UP BRETHRENSKY
 
2012-06-14 08:24:16 PM  
I'm... not hating this idea, actually. :-)
 
2012-06-14 08:24:43 PM  
Yay recap package! TIMES 2!!!!
 
2012-06-14 08:24:51 PM  

Smiths: oh cool. making it a "1 week to decide" angle too.

HOLY CRAP IS THAT INTRIGUE?

WILL THAT BE A STORY?

LOOK AT CARRYING A STORY OVER


Quiet down there Joneses
 
2012-06-14 08:25:03 PM  
Ah, here we go again...

Punk?

Link

Thank you, Punk.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:17 PM  
Ha they all bailed on abyss
 
2012-06-14 08:25:21 PM  
You dun pissed off Bully Ray, Penn.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:27 PM  
At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.
 
2012-06-14 08:25:34 PM  
croobal.com

Might I not actually be a moron?
 
2012-06-14 08:26:09 PM  
"Last time I saw him, wasn't he putting you through a table?"
 
2012-06-14 08:26:10 PM  

nyrkah1: At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.


And it was under a minute.
 
2012-06-14 08:26:29 PM  
acting TALENT

who knew he had it.

and of course the fact they both into it. everyone not acting like it just a stupid "durrrr it him wiffout a mask"

MM M M M M M MM MATT MORGAN INSURANCE
 
2012-06-14 08:26:58 PM  
Hucking that car insurance, lol, always amusing.
 
2012-06-14 08:27:01 PM  
Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?
 
2012-06-14 08:27:22 PM  

slamjack: nyrkah1: At least it's a recap of something that happened longer than 5 minutes ago.

And it was under a minute.


Give them time...
 
2012-06-14 08:27:24 PM  
I work in the insurance industry. Having these professional wrestlers around the office has really helped morale. For every claim we deny, we avoid taking one bodyslam.
 
2012-06-14 08:27:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Ultimate X match, and Hogan telling Aries he'll put him against Roode if Aries forfeits the x Division title.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:21 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Aries successfully defended his X-Division Championship in an Ultimate X match, Chris Sabin blew out his ACL, and Aries gets a world title match at the next PPV if he surrenders the title next week.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:45 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Good three way X division match for the title to open, Aeries retained. Hogan then came out and put him over, while giving him a chance to face Roode for the big championship, if he gives up his X division belt and he has a week to decide.
 
2012-06-14 08:28:52 PM  
I'm not annoyed yet. I realize the shiny newness hasn't come off, but still, I'll take it.
 
2012-06-14 08:29:07 PM  
Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)
 
2012-06-14 08:29:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:29:49 PM  
SUPER MEX
 
2012-06-14 08:30:27 PM  
When did Kristy Hemme go from wrestler to solely a ring announcer?
 
2012-06-14 08:30:32 PM  
So which cartel is Hernandez with? Los Zetas? Guess it makes sense to have a rep there for Jeff Hardy.
 
2012-06-14 08:30:36 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


AN ANGLE THAT DOESN'T SUCK!
 
2012-06-14 08:30:42 PM  
D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?
 
2012-06-14 08:30:46 PM  
DEACON BAUTISTA
 
2012-06-14 08:31:13 PM  

robsul82: D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?


Oh, I'm sure he'll be out shortly.
 
2012-06-14 08:31:29 PM  

Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee
 
2012-06-14 08:31:33 PM  
SUPERMEX! OUT OF THE GATE!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:33 PM  
JESUS! Hernandez can FLY!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:43 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)


We've had those up here for years. Molson Canadian Cold Shots even have a little bullseye to help you out!
 
2012-06-14 08:31:46 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: D-Von is defending the TV title against someone who ISN'T Robbie E?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be out shortly.


Fist bump brethrensky
 
2012-06-14 08:32:13 PM  

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee


Abnormally-Smart-Primate
 
2012-06-14 08:32:14 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?


Wrestling.
 
2012-06-14 08:32:36 PM  
To those of you who've checked out the blog, thank you. I'm glad you like it. Tell a friend.

Jonny Chimpo: SUPER MEX


OH MY GOD, JIMMY GORILLA IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-06-14 08:32:39 PM  
(peeks in thread)

Oh hey guys....what's going on?
 
2012-06-14 08:32:42 PM  

Fisty Bum: Representative of the unwashed masses: Wait you Americans have cans specifically designed for shotgunning? Dammit I want those (but with a real beer)

We've had those up here for years. Molson Canadian Cold Shots even have a little bullseye to help you out!


I hate Canadian, but I do like getting drunk quickly...
 
2012-06-14 08:32:48 PM  

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee


Idiotic Keister Macaque!
 
2012-06-14 08:33:02 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JESUS! Hernandez can FLY!


I still get nervous seeing them do that, just reminds me of when Edge debuted and broke that one dudes neck jumping out of the ring like that.

/always feel better when they don't land on the guy's head
 
2012-06-14 08:33:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: To those of you who've checked out the blog, thank you. I'm glad you like it. Tell a friend.

Jonny Chimpo: SUPER MEX

OH MY GOD, JIMMY GORILLA IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!


I prefer to go by "Master of Afghanistanimation". Thank you
 
2012-06-14 08:33:45 PM  
"I've got a friend back in Red Hook named Joey Roach. Different reason."
 
2012-06-14 08:33:55 PM  

FinFangFark: (peeks in thread)

Oh hey guys....what's going on?


OH MY GOD, HONG KONG F*CK IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!
 
2012-06-14 08:34:15 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Forgot about Impact. Turned it on just in time for the Joe Park thing

what did I miss?

Ignorant-Bummed Ape is here with us IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Stupid-Hiney-Chimpanzee

Idiotic Keister Macaque!


Imbecilic-Booty-Gorilla
 
2012-06-14 08:34:53 PM  
Wet turnbuckle botch!
 
2012-06-14 08:34:57 PM  
I think Hernandez will win, or else this will go to a funky finish. Newly returned to the company, they're not going to un-push him right away*.

*i hope
 
2012-06-14 08:35:10 PM  
Devon retains!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:14 PM  
"Uh, the ropes are wet."

BOTCH
 
2012-06-14 08:35:16 PM  
Devon retains!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:28 PM  
Wow, maybe they are serious about keeping a belt on a guy for more than two months!
 
2012-06-14 08:35:39 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I think Hernandez will win, or else this will go to a funky finish. Newly returned to the company, they're not going to un-push him right away*.

*i hope


well, I have to say I didn't see that coming. Hernandez looked strong, but Devon was stronger.
 
2012-06-14 08:36:02 PM  
No screwy ending, no Robbie E... BEST IMPACT EPISODE EVER.
 
2012-06-14 08:36:05 PM  
Uh-oh. What's this?
 
2012-06-14 08:36:06 PM  
The hole your husband couldn't fill!
 
2012-06-14 08:36:48 PM  
Dixie having AJ's baby???
 
2012-06-14 08:36:54 PM  
 
2012-06-14 08:36:55 PM  
I can't fill your holes no more, Dixie!
 
2012-06-14 08:37:20 PM  
I like how people are walking around during that conversation
 
2012-06-14 08:37:59 PM  

silgryphon: I like how people are walking around during that conversation


"Hey gigolo. Whassup ho-bag?"
 
2012-06-14 08:38:33 PM  
 
2012-06-14 08:38:45 PM  
Change the kitty litter, DUDE
 
2012-06-14 08:38:57 PM  

FinFangFark: I came w/presents!

Yum

There is a God

And he is gooooooood


NOT PG!
 
2012-06-14 08:39:44 PM  

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


YOU SONOVABIATCH!
 
2012-06-14 08:40:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


Whatever. That video rules.

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-14 08:41:17 PM  
when places like Quiznos and Subway claim to sell crab or lobster...it makes my stomach gurgle with discomfort just thinking about it.
 
2012-06-14 08:41:23 PM  
Haha, first TNA got commercials during WWE events, now WWE is returning the favor.
 
2012-06-14 08:42:02 PM  

verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!


What. What was that?
 
2012-06-14 08:42:57 PM  
Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?
 
2012-06-14 08:42:59 PM  
mmmmmm Christy Forehead.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:00 PM  
AJ Styles! Awesome! :D
 
2012-06-14 08:43:05 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!

What. What was that?


It's called cake rolling. It's a thing now. Tell 4 chan.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:15 PM  
ALWAYS wear your title to the ring, dude.
 
2012-06-14 08:43:21 PM  
It's the Hole Filler!
 
2012-06-14 08:43:24 PM  
AJ defeats Hardy
 
2012-06-14 08:43:28 PM  
NERO McMethman!
 
2012-06-14 08:43:48 PM  
Is Hardy sober tonight?
 
2012-06-14 08:44:00 PM  
Jeff....Jeff...you forgot to take off your Red Lobster bib.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:01 PM  

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


She got a pretty bad injury a year or two back training with AJ.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:07 PM  
Jeff Hardy's face is not suitable for young children as it is terrifying.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:33 PM  
HArdy singing his entrance with his eyes closed with eyes painted on his eyelids.

handshake before match nice touch.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:49 PM  
I think TNA has had more wrestling than WWE did
 
2012-06-14 08:44:56 PM  
That was one low-budget ass cape.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:59 PM  

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


December of 2009 according to Wikipedia.
 
2012-06-14 08:45:12 PM  

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: OMG NEW VIDEO CM PUNK SHOOTS ON VINCE AT A HOUSE SHOW!!

What. What was that?

It's called cake rolling. It's a thing now. Tell 4 chan.


I think now? 4chan is either behind on the times or recycling old stuff. I remember that video from around 2010
 
2012-06-14 08:45:19 PM  
Jeff only had a few beers today, he's looking pretty serious.
 
2012-06-14 08:45:21 PM  
Live arenas? You get credit for matches in bingo halls?
 
2012-06-14 08:45:43 PM  
WTF was that?
 
2012-06-14 08:45:53 PM  
The ring just got higher with RVD
 
2012-06-14 08:46:07 PM  

silgryphon: I think TNA has had more wrestling than WWE did


Not only more, but no dumb gimmick matches.
 
2012-06-14 08:46:29 PM  
This match is a drug testing laboratory's wet dream.
 
2012-06-14 08:46:37 PM  
WTF a commercial at the worst time

fark U TNA
 
2012-06-14 08:46:50 PM  
So is this elimination or one fall?
 
2012-06-14 08:46:57 PM  
Van Dam looks really gimpy these days.

Like he's that older uncle that can barely walk, but when he's getting drunk with you guys, he swears he can do back flips, and lands on his fold out chair.
 
2012-06-14 08:47:12 PM  

nyrkah1: This match is a drug testing laboratory's wet dream.


They're going for the high score!
 
2012-06-14 08:47:18 PM  

robsul82: So is this elimination or one fall?


Elimination, I believe.
 
2012-06-14 08:48:36 PM  

OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!



LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...
 
2012-06-14 08:48:58 PM  
wow... Adam Sandler movie quotes... come from Twitter.
 
2012-06-14 08:49:07 PM  
Definitely a WTF having that Taboo show as a sponsor...
 
2012-06-14 08:49:08 PM  

FinFangFark: Van Dam looks really gimpy these days.

Like he's that older uncle that can barely walk, but when he's getting drunk with you guys, he swears he can do back flips, and lands on his fold out chair.


Let's see, 41 years old, wrestling 22 years (a good chunk of those years doing hardcore-type matches) and a pothead to boot. Yeah, the gimpiness is bound to happen.
 
2012-06-14 08:49:51 PM  

silgryphon: The ring just got higher with RVD


apparently, according to Taz, He's always rollin'
 
2012-06-14 08:50:13 PM  
The fried hand will not be denied, fWc!
 
2012-06-14 08:50:23 PM  

Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?


About 2-3 years ago.
 
2012-06-14 08:50:43 PM  
Get ready for some calve action
 
2012-06-14 08:50:52 PM  
Magnus got a jobber entrance, lol. Fitting.
 
2012-06-14 08:50:59 PM  
My god, whoever pointed out that Popeye's fried hand, that is all I can see now.

/haha 1 jobber entrance
 
2012-06-14 08:51:20 PM  

P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...


Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...
 
2012-06-14 08:51:22 PM  
Is that Christopher Expert?
 
2012-06-14 08:51:48 PM  

verbaltoxin: Dougie AXP: Again when did Christy Hemme become just a ring announcer?

About 2-3 years ago.


She was never the same after that Tuxedo Match with Big Fat Oily Guy...

/We Are Wrestling
 
2012-06-14 08:51:51 PM  

robsul82: Magnus got a jobber entrance, lol. Fitting.


Magnus is the official "And the rest" of the match.
 
2012-06-14 08:51:54 PM  
Oh it;s true it's damn true
 
2012-06-14 08:52:03 PM  
So they cut to commercial in the middle of matches in this promotion as well?
 
2012-06-14 08:52:10 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:52:42 PM  

lurch_E_bean: She was never the same after that Tuxedo Match with Big Fat Oily Guy...


None of us were.
 
2012-06-14 08:52:43 PM  
That exchange could go in the no-sell hall of fame
 
2012-06-14 08:52:44 PM  
If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.
 
2012-06-14 08:53:10 PM  
Wait, this is a battle royal?
 
2012-06-14 08:53:37 PM  

Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.


Well put, Epilepsy Child.
 
2012-06-14 08:53:42 PM  
Holy shiat the Pope!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:02 PM  

robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?


It's a Majestic Melee!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:13 PM  
Double axe-handle slap!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:14 PM  
Hey! They've got a Kofi too!
 
2012-06-14 08:54:17 PM  
The Pope is in The Dark Knight Rises?
 
2012-06-14 08:54:32 PM  
So apparently that isn't Christopher Expert (Chris Masters) its some douche named Magnus
 
2012-06-14 08:54:35 PM  
Bye bye Hardy

BAH GAWD IT"S ABYSS
 
2012-06-14 08:54:38 PM  
LOL at the dude reaching over to pat Jeff's ass after he landed on his head.
 
2012-06-14 08:54:51 PM  

robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?


the same rules as the Rumble
 
2012-06-14 08:54:52 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?

It's a Majestic Melee!


lulz

Abyss!
 
2012-06-14 08:55:18 PM  

Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.


!!!

imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 08:55:56 PM  
This does seem a little....commercialy.
 
2012-06-14 08:56:35 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Wait, this is a battle royal?

the same rules as the Rumble


oops copyright infringment...

silgryphon: Bye bye Hardy

BAH GAWD IT"S ABYSS


You too. Now it's PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!! IT'S ABYSS!
 
2012-06-14 08:56:47 PM  
Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.
 
2012-06-14 08:56:52 PM  
I like sock puppet fox from CarFax better.
 
2012-06-14 08:57:37 PM  
I gotta admit that seeing a lot of the attitude era guys in the ring together is nostalgic.
 
2012-06-14 08:58:13 PM  

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


Dr. John Playground!
 
2012-06-14 08:58:19 PM  

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


Captain Japanese Dancie Pants.
 
2012-06-14 08:58:42 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...


How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name
 
2012-06-14 08:58:46 PM  

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


For some reason, this made me think of Brodus Clay's TNA name: The Thesaurus
 
2012-06-14 08:58:56 PM  

verbaltoxin: Contra to the TNA renaming, what would some of the homegrown TNA talent be called if they went to WWE?

I think Abyss would become the Rockodocus Clayton Morrow.


AJ Styles would be William Smith: AJ's psychotic stalker. :P
 
2012-06-14 08:59:09 PM  
After party can start in the back now that Hardy and RVD are gone.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:09 PM  
Robbie E with another jobber entrance...
 
2012-06-14 08:59:17 PM  
"Direct Auto has a price I can afford, which is good since TNA pays me $500 a shot!"
 
2012-06-14 09:00:07 PM  
NOOOO! :-(
 
2012-06-14 09:00:09 PM  
Shame on you AJ. Never check on another wrestler
 
2012-06-14 09:00:18 PM  

Fisty Bum: Robbie E with another jobber entrance...


As it should be.
 
2012-06-14 09:00:43 PM  
ANGLE!

DOUBLE NOOOO! :-(
 
2012-06-14 09:00:43 PM  
much better so far than RAW was ...

wow.
how a year can change things
 
2012-06-14 09:01:09 PM  
BIG MOUTH HUNGRY!
 
2012-06-14 09:01:21 PM  
Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?
 
2012-06-14 09:01:58 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Representative of the unwashed masses: P-Money All $tar: OMG!!! COLD "HARD" CA$H IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!!!!

LAYS OUT ORAL TOX WITH THE CASH STACKER, STUFFS A $2 Bill in his mouth...

Sorry we decided last night your name is Q€ Varsity...

How the fark do I pronounce THAT??

Cole Hardcash is my Chikara name


Q-Euro Varsity... or Qeuro Varsity? oh hell go further and I guess it does start to sound gay. Never really thought about that. Oh well not all gimmicks are good ones.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:04 PM  
TNA Zack Ryder doesn't seem to fare much better than WWE Zack Ryder...

/Well, at least he's on the show for more than 5 seconds a month...
 
2012-06-14 09:02:09 PM  

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


would be prohibited from doing any decent moves .
 
2012-06-14 09:02:10 PM  
TNAtastic - "All the rules of this system are on our website!"
 
2012-06-14 09:02:16 PM  

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Son of Yokozuna! XD
 
2012-06-14 09:02:29 PM  

Leader O'Cola: much better so far than RAW was ...

wow.
how a year can change things


I might start watching this regularly.

There is *gasp* wrasslin on this show
 
2012-06-14 09:02:45 PM  
Awww. I was rooting for the Magnus dude.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:45 PM  

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Allegedly WWE wanted him to be Umaga.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:03 PM  

verbaltoxin: Samoa Joe in WWE: would he be a Samoan stereotype or a Japanese one?


Jamaican. Definitely Jamaican.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:08 PM  
James Storm to clean house
 
2012-06-14 09:03:20 PM  

lurch_E_bean: TNA Zack Ryder doesn't seem to fare much better than WWE Zack Ryder...

/Well, at least he's on the show for more than 5 seconds a month...


He even gets a bigger stronger sidekick to give at least some reason why he can win matches.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:20 PM  
The eventual winner of the Bound for Glory Series now enters.
 
2012-06-14 09:03:48 PM  
That is a shiatty "Superkick" there cowboy.
 
2012-06-14 09:04:00 PM  
THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?
 
2012-06-14 09:04:32 PM  

Captain Steroid: Twitch Boy: If TNA beats the NBA thread, it might just be the greatest night in the history of our sport.

!!!

[imageshack.us image 320x236]


MY SMALL HORSEY: COMPANIONSHIP IS ENCHANTMENT IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

REFRACTION SPRINT, PURPLEY CAKE, ORANGEJOE, AND SUNSET GLIMMER ARE TEARING UP THE RING!
 
2012-06-14 09:04:33 PM  

Smiths: THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?


20 points
 
2012-06-14 09:04:33 PM  

Smiths: THE UNDERCOWBOYTAKER

nah he cool they kept him off TV and made it matter he came back and all

so wait you win this you get 20K or something?


You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol
 
2012-06-14 09:04:59 PM  
The Cowboy wins!
 
2012-06-14 09:05:08 PM  
Last Call and Storm gets 20 points.
 
2012-06-14 09:05:25 PM  

robsul82: You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol


oh okay.. i was wondering wtf the point of this match was.

I AM NEW VIEWER I NEED HALP
 
2012-06-14 09:05:32 PM  
What brand of beer was that?
 
2012-06-14 09:06:02 PM  
Is that guy about 3 rows deep in the crowd wearing a broski headband?
 
2012-06-14 09:06:19 PM  
WELCOWMEBACKBOY chant
 
2012-06-14 09:06:43 PM  

Smiths: robsul82: You get 20 points. The rules and conditions of the Bound for Glory Series can be found on their website. lol

oh okay.. i was wondering wtf the point of this match was.

I AM NEW VIEWER I NEED HALP


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 09:06:56 PM  
I been stockpilin' weapons and canned goods and watching TNA rasslin' and I don't like what Roode's been doing!
 
2012-06-14 09:07:08 PM  
Ya know...

http://www.impactwrestling.com/bfgseries

it's confusing as hell but it makes crap count.
 
2012-06-14 09:07:26 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Is that guy about 3 rows deep in the crowd wearing a broski headband?


Yes he is
 
2012-06-14 09:07:32 PM  
Music botch?
 
2012-06-14 09:07:58 PM  
TNA written in Sharpie on a white t-shirt? Quick, someone e-mail GMJ and see if it's too late for a design change.
 
2012-06-14 09:08:29 PM  

nyrkah1: TNA written in Sharpie on a white t-shirt? Quick, someone e-mail GMJ and see if it's too late for a design change.


Ricky and Robert would sell that shirt for $25 at their gimmick table.
 
2012-06-14 09:09:24 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-14 09:09:36 PM  
At least the crowd knows his catchphrase
 
2012-06-14 09:09:59 PM  
"Sorry about your damn luck," I do dig that catchphrase.
 
2012-06-14 09:10:28 PM  
Determined Cowboy = Pissed off Redneck

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-14 09:10:31 PM  

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BOBBY ROOOOOOO! XD

 
2012-06-14 09:10:36 PM  
"Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with ears?"
 
2012-06-14 09:10:47 PM  
Do they do promos in AV closets now? Interesting.
 
2012-06-14 09:10:55 PM  
Weird way to end that promo, Bobby Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2012-06-14 09:10:57 PM  
Booby Roode ain't scared of no cowboy
 
2012-06-14 09:11:20 PM  
I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?
 
2012-06-14 09:11:34 PM  

robsul82: "Sorry about your damn luck," I do dig that catchphrase.


I thought it was "sorry about your damn life"
 
2012-06-14 09:11:50 PM  
Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:35 PM  

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


It would probably be better than the deep fried hand.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:39 PM  

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


Long John Silver's already has the market cornered on fried fish assholes.
 
2012-06-14 09:12:50 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?


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2012-06-14 09:14:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I've got bigger fish to fry in the form of an asshole

/wut?


See maybe the idea of writers in the WWE isn't so stupid... But instead of them writing the promos maybe they could be like... editors? For example, no Bobby that doesn't make sense, how about say, "I'm already dealing with one asshole tonight and then there's Mr. Anderson."
 
2012-06-14 09:15:04 PM  
My wife is at dinner with her co-workers and just texted me asking if I could e-mail her a picture of the clenis.

I'm scared.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:05 PM  
They do live broadcast during commercials and all. neato too

but it's stupid.

gail kim just staring at camera.

but still... it like watching Shotgun Saturday night which is fun enough

but chicken is almost ready and i got japan tv calling.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:37 PM  

nyrkah1: Fried fish assholes? Goddamn Popeye's needs to get on this sponsorship opportunity.


I hear Arn Anderson knows a great place that has sharks swimming around empty buttholes.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:52 PM  
bring on VS and Miss TessMacher plz
 
2012-06-14 09:16:19 PM  
Give a man an asshole and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to be an asshole and you feed him for a lifetime.
 
2012-06-14 09:16:21 PM  
AJ is not screwing up. he's screwing Dixie
 
2012-06-14 09:16:31 PM  
AJ.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE'S MY MEDS?

YOU GOT IT FOR ME?

OXY MAN, OXY!

hey a bleeped out swear!

i miss that too. they should be pissed. they should be saying crap.

not going "i want to have poopy pants hurt!"
 
2012-06-14 09:16:51 PM  
"Promise me and I'll take you for ice cream!"
 
2012-06-14 09:16:51 PM  

Smiths: They do live broadcast during commercials and all. neato too

but it's stupid.

gail kim just staring at camera.

but still... it like watching Shotgun Saturday night which is fun enough

but chicken is almost ready and i got japan tv calling.


What is your opinion of Impact tonight? Inquiring fWc minds want to know.
 
2012-06-14 09:17:20 PM  
The bigger question is who the hell is Madi