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		Will Ultimate X steal the show? Will Serg lay the smackdown on AJ Styles? Will Mr. Anderson become world heavyweight champion? It's TNA live in the Impact Zone 8 pm (impactwrestling.com)		710
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HeartBurnKid		2012-06-15 01:44:07 PM

SharkTrager: Plus, the rumors that Vince doesn't get that the Goldberg chants are mocking makes it seem this is a disaster waiting to happen

From what I read, they do get that the Goldberg chants are mockery, which is why they're trying to mute them.

nyrkah1		2012-06-15 01:52:18 PM

They're not saying Goldberg, they're saying Boo-urns.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-06-15 01:54:18 PM

Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.

In Bret Hart's book, he talks about wrestling with Yokozuna. Said that Yoko was so good that taking a Banzai Drop felt like someone gently dropping a blanket across his chest.

Dougie AXP		2012-06-15 01:56:11 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Praise Cheesus: SharkTrager: Praise Cheesus: Oh, the reason Ryberg is facing an endless line of local wrestlers has been revealed: no one on the roster is willing to risk getting into the ring with him. Ryback may be intense, but he's also inexperienced and sloppy. That is a recipe for disaster, considering how thin the ranks are currently.

And watching him powerbomb these jobbers is not going to help. I'm amazed he hasn't hurt someone seriously yet. I actually cringe when he wrestles those little guys. It's as if he does not get that they are real people and not some kind of mannequin.

We had a guy in our promotion, William "Haystack" Calhoun. The man stood 6'1" and weighed in at 600 pounds. His finisher was a jumping splash and he tossed around 225 pound guys like they were toys in the ring. However, there was not a guy in the promotion that refused to work against him, because he actually knew what he was doing. Unlike Vince's "giants", Bill was agile, quick and never injured an opponent.

In Bret Hart's book, he talks about wrestling with Yokozuna. Said that Yoko was so good that taking a Banzai Drop felt like someone gently dropping a blanket across his chest.

Except on those occasions where he ripped ass upon landing. Then it turned into a dutch oven.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-06-15 01:59:12 PM

Dougie AXP: Auntie cheesus. You should totally write a book.

yes, this

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 02:06:48 PM

Praise Cheesus: I will guarantee that by now, Ryan suffers from osteoporosis caused by steroid use - that would probably explain the high ankle break he suffered in 2010 during a house show that required three surgeries to fix.

It amuses me that he was part of a tag team called High Dosage.

Praise Cheesus		2012-06-15 02:54:55 PM

Smiths: did Sabin die?
or whoever other guy is?

his knee buckled.

he's been sore on it since going out.

yay injuries!

It seems that Chris Sabin tore his ACL yet again. He just had it surgically repaired last year and was out for like 9 months. Hate to say it, but he may need to take a long, hard look at other possible work.

Dougie AXP		2012-06-15 02:56:18 PM

So much for a motor city machine gun reunion in the E

TheManofPA		2012-06-15 03:12:31 PM

For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

robsul82		2012-06-15 03:14:40 PM

TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

And why shouldn't he, it's not like Foley nearly killed himself to make him a main eventer or anything.

I-AH DID-AH ALL THE WORK-AH MYSELF-AH

eagles95		2012-06-15 03:18:29 PM

TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

Once again, screwing someone for getting over without the expressed written consent of the creatine taco eating machine of Vince. I had liked Cactus Jack in ECW, but really enjoyed the Mankind persona and Mick's 1st book was amazing. Oh well....Mick is doing awesome in life outside of the ring.

robsul82		2012-06-15 03:25:23 PM

Oh, Gagne's pissed BECAUSE everyone knows Foley made his ass and no one took him seriously in '99. What a jackoff.

Doogie TKE		2012-06-15 03:41:33 PM

I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 03:49:15 PM

Agrees.

SharkTrager		2012-06-15 04:02:51 PM

eagles95: TheManofPA: For those of you who are hoping that HHH will be better than Vince, GUESS AGAIN: Link

He might legitly turn out to be Gagne when it is all said and done. I mean if this is true, then damn..."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

Once again, screwing someone for getting over without the expressed written consent of the creatine taco eating machine of Vince. I had liked Cactus Jack in ECW, but really enjoyed the Mankind persona and Mick's 1st book was amazing. Oh well....Mick is doing awesome in life outside of the ring.

HHH is a dick, but Foley isn't putting asses in seats anymore, and it's painful to even watch him walk down to the ring. His last few appearances haven't been great either. He deserves respect for everything he did, and HHH isn't showing that respect, but Foley hasn't added to anything recently, which is a shame.

HeartBurnKid		2012-06-15 04:10:19 PM

TheManofPA: ."No one cares about him at all. Funaki puts more asses in the seats than Foley does. He should pay us for coming on our shows."

And the transformation into WCW is complete.

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-06-15 04:24:15 PM

Doogie TKE: I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

The third wellness test results came in?

Dougie AXP		2012-06-15 06:05:20 PM

Doogie TKE: I don't know who that other farker is, but I'M DOOGIE TKE and I'M HERE, IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

Who the fark is this guy?

P-Money All $tar		2012-06-15 06:16:20 PM

DO U LIKE BOTCHAMANIA?

Then You'll LOVE THIS!!

RAW in Roughly 5 minutes LOL

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 07:37:25 PM

Praise Cheesus: It seems that Chris Sabin tore his ACL yet again. He just had it surgically repaired last year and was out for like 9 months. Hate to say it, but he may need to take a long, hard look at other possible work.

According to F4W Online, he actually tore the ACL in his "good" knee. Dixie's claiming that he'll be back ASAP...

verbaltoxin		2012-06-15 07:40:34 PM

nyrkah1: Smiths: OKAY MARKS WE KNOW ABOUT THE GODDAMN WRITER GUY SHOWING UP ON A HOTLINE. IT'S BEEN POSTED HERE FOR LIKE OVER A WEEK.

STOP IT ALREADY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WEIRD AL'S PARENTS?

Hey, have you seen this?
[i.imgur.com image 600x804]

That should be framed, hung in a gallery and titled, "False Hope."

RepoManTSM		2012-06-15 07:40:51 PM

Smackdown thread?

verbaltoxin		2012-06-15 07:56:27 PM

I would buy Cheesus' book. I read stuff on Kayfabe Memories all the time, but it's nothing like a firsthand account of the territories.

eagles95		2012-06-15 08:01:44 PM

I'd buy it too

FinFangFark		2012-06-15 08:02:47 PM

P-Money All $tar: DO U LIKE BOTCHAMANIA?

Then You'll LOVE THIS!!

RAW in Roughly 5 minutes LOL

Mother of god...it's beautiful.

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 08:02:50 PM

RepoManTSM: Smackdown thread?

Smackdown thread. Put away your TNA alts, we've officially left the Impact Zone.

Don't get many chances to watch Smackdown. Jesus, this theme song might be worse than Nickelback...

Steven Rules		2012-06-15 08:03:52 PM

Is this the SD thread not sure. Horrible day at work. Please reply with one chairshot for yes 2 chairshots for now.

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 08:05:44 PM

Good God, stop showing that camera angle behind Vickie...

FinFangFark		2012-06-15 08:05:57 PM

oh good god...Vickie may have lost a lot of weight, but those legs are freakin gross.

BE A STAR!

FinFangFark		2012-06-15 08:06:34 PM

lurch_E_bean: Good God, stop showing that camera angle behind Vickie...

jinx

silgryphon		2012-06-15 08:06:49 PM

So AJ is stalking Dolph now?

RepoManTSM		2012-06-15 08:07:14 PM

None of the chicks that work at the local Hot Topics looks like AJ.

FinFangFark		2012-06-15 08:07:47 PM

RepoManTSM: None of the chicks that work at the local Hot Topics looks like AJ.

Oh slap...shiat just got real.

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 08:10:14 PM

Dammit, Punk, stop reminding us of what the WWE is going to do to Ziggles...

SharkTrager		2012-06-15 08:10:32 PM

I missed it. What does Ziggler have to do with all this.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 08:10:40 PM

You get a microphone! YOU get a microphone! And YOU and YOU and YOU and YOU get a microphone!

FinFangFark		2012-06-15 08:10:46 PM

piped in boos for DBD...look at Vince working hard in post production.

silgryphon		2012-06-15 08:12:07 PM

Lime check status

too many

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 08:12:19 PM

TOO MANY MICS!! TOO MANY MICS!!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 08:12:55 PM

So many mics in one ring, all in perfect working order. The indy ring announcer in me is completely jealous.

SharkTrager		2012-06-15 08:13:18 PM

Can we shoehorn the Intercontinental title in here now?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 08:13:51 PM

lurch_E_bean: TOO MANY MICS!! TOO MANY MICS!!

EXACTLY!

/Everyone talks
//Too much

silgryphon		2012-06-15 08:14:17 PM

AJ wants to kick some ass

lurch_E_bean		2012-06-15 08:14:47 PM

Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?

SharkTrager		2012-06-15 08:15:16 PM

Yeah... that looked VERY familiar.

This would be the part where I made her chase her shoes down the street so I could get the door closed and locked.

RepoManTSM		2012-06-15 08:15:20 PM

When I read the non-spoiler match listing I figured they listed main event first and worked backwards. I was wrong.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 08:15:48 PM

lurch_E_bean: Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?

After throwing Khali into that 4-way on Raw, he should be forever banned for having a say in ANY match.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-06-15 08:16:28 PM

KellyKellyKelly: lurch_E_bean: Is Teddy Long going to make this a mixed 6-man tag match now?

After throwing Khali into that 4-way on Raw, he should be forever banned ~~for~~ from having a say in ANY match.

Corrrrrrrrrrrrected.

silgryphon		2012-06-15 08:19:26 PM

Kinda strange the main event is first

Steven Rules		2012-06-15 08:20:01 PM

When you run of creatine tacos you get angry.
When you get angry you rewrite Smackdown.
When you rewrite Smackdown you have Ziggles job.
Don't have Ziggles job.

#HEEL

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