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(New York Daily News)   Language arts teacher found dead in classroom causes students to be treated for post-grammatic stress disorder   (nydailynews.com) divider line 43
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2012-06-14 09:11:00 AM
the 40-year-old teacher died of natural causes.

Probably a heart attack or stroke from being too tense.
 
2012-06-14 09:24:46 AM
Clever subby.
 
2012-06-14 09:25:30 AM
OK, submitter, you've been doing too many cryptoquips.
 
2012-06-14 09:34:13 AM

Sybarite: the 40-year-old teacher died of natural causes.

Probably a heart attack or stroke from being too tense.


That was all in the past. This article says nothing about her. Maybe she enjoyed her class, let's not be too accusative of the students. Rather than be subjective about the cause of death, we should look at those objects, both direct and indirect, which might have had some influence on her health. One preposition would be to look at her workload. Was it pronounced? Was she an active member of the school or passive? Was her work in the end a death sentence? Were there any verbal cues that would predicate such a death?
 
2012-06-14 09:38:12 AM
She sounded fat.
 
2012-06-14 09:44:07 AM
Was she Jewish? It may have been a Grammar Nazi.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-14 10:18:52 AM
There going to need a LOT of theropy after that.
 
2012-06-14 12:47:22 PM

AbbeySomeone: Clever subby.


Subby, these are the sort of puns up with which I will not put.

/golf clap
 
2012-06-14 12:50:02 PM
Was it Ditto's wife?
 
2012-06-14 12:51:53 PM

post-grammatic stress disorder


I has to says that you done good, submitter.
 
2012-06-14 12:52:17 PM
The headline said something about a teacher so I clicked the link by reflex to see if she was hot.
 
2012-06-14 12:52:41 PM
Do you get an automatic A if your teacher dies?
 
2012-06-14 12:53:31 PM

highbrow45


The headline said something about a teacher so I clicked the link by reflex to see if she was hot.


If "room temperature" is hot, then yes.
 
2012-06-14 12:53:39 PM
yeah whatever i know this teacher she probably was on something all the kid's says she was wierd
 
2012-06-14 12:56:01 PM
Oh subby you bad person you
 
2012-06-14 12:56:46 PM
My biggest fear in life used to be that I would be found slumped dead over my desk in a puke-colored cube at a company I hated surrounded by coworkers I hated. I escaped that, FSM be praised.

Now my biggest fear is that I will be found slumped dead over my desk with a half-written comment in a
 
2012-06-14 12:58:05 PM
What a classroom, empty of all but ghosts and memories, looks like:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-06-14 12:58:49 PM
Castle Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh?
 
2012-06-14 12:59:44 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

This showed up in a GIS under her name.

/Guessing that's not her.
 
2012-06-14 12:59:45 PM

Kibbler: My biggest fear in life used to be that I would be found slumped dead over my desk in a puke-colored cube at a company I hated surrounded by coworkers I hated. I escaped that, FSM be praised.

Now my biggest fear is that I will be found slumped dead over my desk with a half-written comment in a


It'd have been a funny if you hadn't clicked the 'add comment' button with your dying breath. Now it's just smart.
 
2012-06-14 01:01:12 PM
Maybe the teacher can arrange for conjugal visits in the afterlife.

(Where I am now, Butterfinger.)
 
2012-06-14 01:04:35 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

4.bp.blogspot.com

Lady: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

(I would assume)
 
2012-06-14 01:05:46 PM
Comma over to the Rainbow bridge.
 
2012-06-14 01:08:36 PM
Check her underwear. Maybe she was done in by improper use of a colon.
 
2012-06-14 01:19:38 PM
The students were found incomprehensable.
 
2012-06-14 01:24:29 PM
Incomprehensible, too.
 
2012-06-14 01:26:49 PM

bdub77: Sybarite: the 40-year-old teacher died of natural causes.

Probably a heart attack or stroke from being too tense.

That was all in the past. This article says nothing about her. Maybe she enjoyed her class, let's not be too accusative of the students. Rather than be subjective about the cause of death, we should look at those objects, both direct and indirect, which might have had some influence on her health. One preposition would be to look at her workload. Was it pronounced? Was she an active member of the school or passive? Was her work in the end a death sentence? Were there any verbal cues that would predicate such a death?


Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now try "ablative."

/good job, subby.
 
2012-06-14 01:27:24 PM

Valiente: Incomprehensible, too.


We understood.
 
2012-06-14 01:28:15 PM
Oh captain my capARRRGGH
 
2012-06-14 01:28:51 PM

Valiente: Castle Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh?


More like Blow Up Da School.
 
2012-06-14 01:33:36 PM

lacrossestar83: yeah whatever i know this teacher she probably was on something all the kid's says she was wierd


"Lacrosse Star can you come up to my desk for a minute? Now, look. You see all these blue marks? I did you a big favor. I interpreted your lack of capitalization (see here? And here?) and spelling mistakes, and alllll of this, see all this blue? All of this I thought to myself, Lacrosse Star turned in something so bad it must be comedy. So I did you a favor and corrected it instead of giving you a zero on the whole thing. So this was funny right? Right. We agree. But if you do this again I might forget to be nice to you. So make sure you capitalize next time."
 
2012-06-14 01:35:23 PM

cgraves67: Do you get an automatic A if your teacher dies?


One of my HS English teachers died while I was one of his students. We didn't get automatic A's, but they did scale back their expectations (this was an honors course).

Life went on within a week or so, but it's not like we were happy that the class was relatively easy. Dude was a good teacher.
 
2012-06-14 01:45:43 PM
Son no teacher/student sex? Move along then.
 
2012-06-14 01:45:43 PM
I'm sure the students' parents will sue for letting their snowflakes see a stiff one in class.
 
2012-06-14 01:57:03 PM
Me? I would have told the students to go home.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-14 02:28:06 PM
subby; PGSD is no laffing matter,
 
2012-06-14 02:37:28 PM
Did students at least do the honorable thing and take her cash/credit cards?
 
2012-06-14 02:39:09 PM
I was hoping for a screen grab from the movie "Teachers" (1984). Guess it's not that well known.

//DNRA
 
2012-06-14 02:41:44 PM
Sometimes, weird shiat just happens. I came home one day from shopping and found my housemate dead. He was a personal trainer, in great shape in his mid-40's, but suffered from epilepsy. Seems he was cleaning his room, had a seizure and fell between his bed and the wall, where he suffocated to death because he was wedged in so tightly.
 
2012-06-14 03:11:06 PM

Ed Finnerty: Was she Jewish? It may have been a Grammar Nazi.


shakes fist, curse you


//LMAO came here to post this
 
2012-06-14 11:46:41 PM
I just wonder how many of the students she farked.
 
2012-06-15 01:50:06 AM
Subby, you are to be praised for your clever headline.

Therefore; I praise you.
 
2012-06-15 10:50:00 AM

Posh Naranek: lacrossestar83: yeah whatever i know this teacher she probably was on something all the kid's says she was wierd

"Lacrosse Star can you come up to my desk for a minute? Now, look. You see all these blue marks? I did you a big favor. I interpreted your lack of capitalization (see here? And here?) and spelling mistakes, and alllll of this, see all this blue? All of this I thought to myself, Lacrosse Star turned in something so bad it must be comedy. So I did you a favor and corrected it instead of giving you a zero on the whole thing. So this was funny right? Right. We agree. But if you do this again I might forget to be nice to you. So make sure you capitalize next time."


K
 
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