Sybarite: the 40-year-old teacher died of natural causes.Probably a heart attack or stroke from being too tense.
AbbeySomeone: Clever subby.
Kibbler: My biggest fear in life used to be that I would be found slumped dead over my desk in a puke-colored cube at a company I hated surrounded by coworkers I hated. I escaped that, FSM be praised.Now my biggest fear is that I will be found slumped dead over my desk with a half-written comment in a
bdub77: Sybarite: the 40-year-old teacher died of natural causes.Probably a heart attack or stroke from being too tense.That was all in the past. This article says nothing about her. Maybe she enjoyed her class, let's not be too accusative of the students. Rather than be subjective about the cause of death, we should look at those objects, both direct and indirect, which might have had some influence on her health. One preposition would be to look at her workload. Was it pronounced? Was she an active member of the school or passive? Was her work in the end a death sentence? Were there any verbal cues that would predicate such a death?
Valiente: Incomprehensible, too.
Valiente: Castle Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh?
lacrossestar83: yeah whatever i know this teacher she probably was on something all the kid's says she was wierd
cgraves67: Do you get an automatic A if your teacher dies?
Ed Finnerty: Was she Jewish? It may have been a Grammar Nazi.
Posh Naranek: lacrossestar83: yeah whatever i know this teacher she probably was on something all the kid's says she was wierd"Lacrosse Star can you come up to my desk for a minute? Now, look. You see all these blue marks? I did you a big favor. I interpreted your lack of capitalization (see here? And here?) and spelling mistakes, and alllll of this, see all this blue? All of this I thought to myself, Lacrosse Star turned in something so bad it must be comedy. So I did you a favor and corrected it instead of giving you a zero on the whole thing. So this was funny right? Right. We agree. But if you do this again I might forget to be nice to you. So make sure you capitalize next time."
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