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(Huffington Post)   If you're going to rob a Walmart it's probably best to avoid getting hit with your own getaway vehicle   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-14 11:09:23 AM  
Especially if you drive a rascal
 
2012-06-14 11:12:52 AM  
One of the men was from Florida, so this makes complete sense.

/Welcome to Walmart!
 
2012-06-14 11:14:16 AM  
How much do you really expect to rob from a Wal-Mart?
 
2012-06-14 11:19:30 AM  

Trance750: How much do you really expect to rob from a Wal-Mart?


True story: once I watched a teenager 'discreetly' stuff a bluetooth device and a wireless mouse down his pants and weeble his way toward the front of the store. I was debating what to do when I heard the little beeper thingy go off and he got busted anyway.
 
2012-06-14 11:20:03 AM  

Trance750: How much do you really expect to rob from a Wal-Mart?


blue jeans and earbuds
 
2012-06-14 11:34:50 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Trance750: . I was debating what to do when I heard the little beeper thingy go off and he got busted anyway.


Meh. I usually stay out if it. I'm not the neighboorhood police and it's not my business.
 
2012-06-14 11:39:21 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Trance750: How much do you really expect to rob from a Wal-Mart?

True story: once I watched a teenager 'discreetly' stuff a bluetooth device and a wireless mouse down his pants and weeble his way toward the front of the store. I was debating what to do when I heard the little beeper thingy go off and he got busted anyway.


I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.

In regards to the story, "COME AT ME BRO!"
 
2012-06-14 11:42:03 AM  

Trance750: Meh. I usually stay out if it. I'm not the neighboorhood police and it's not my business.


Yeah, I'm usually the sort to mind my own business and not get all busybody. But I was feeling guilty just having witnessed it, so I was debating whether to tell someone and clear my conscience.
 
2012-06-14 11:44:25 AM  

TheMega: I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.


I buy a bunch of cases of pop from there every week or so to sell in the Sundry Shop at work, and the greeter lady always asks to see my receipt and then she checks out my assistant's ass on our way out the door. She is a balding Korean woman. He acts like he doesn't mind, but I see the fear in his eyes.
 
2012-06-14 11:55:12 AM  
What a superb twit!
 
2012-06-14 12:22:08 PM  
If your muffler comes loose during a robbery getaway, let it go, because man, it's gone.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:51 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: TheMega: I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.

I buy a bunch of cases of pop soda from there every week or so to sell in the Sundry Shop at work, and the greeter lady always asks to see my receipt and then she checks out my assistant's ass on our way out the door. She is a balding Korean woman. He acts like he doesn't mind, but I see the fear in his eyes.

 
2012-06-14 12:30:38 PM  
I thought Wal-Mart's policy was to press charges against anyone, even a run over idjit lacking the capacity for rational thought.
 
2012-06-14 12:58:38 PM  

Nasty_McFilth: Blushing Wall Flower: TheMega: I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.

I buy a bunch of cases of pop soda from there every week or so to sell in the Sundry Shop at work, and the greeter lady always asks to see my receipt and then she checks out my assistant's ass on our way out the door. She is a balding Korean woman. He acts like he doesn't mind, but I see the fear in his eyes.


Don't you start that with me!
 
2012-06-14 01:28:31 PM  

Nasty_McFilth: Blushing Wall Flower: TheMega: I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.

I buy a bunch of cases of pop soda coke from there every week or so to sell in the Sundry Shop at work, and the greeter lady always asks to see my receipt and then she checks out my assistant's ass on our way out the door. She is a balding Korean woman. He acts like he doesn't mind, but I see the fear in his eyes.

 
2012-06-14 02:12:24 PM  
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2012-06-15 02:06:54 AM  

StrangeQ: Nasty_McFilth: Blushing Wall Flower: TheMega: I hear that stupid thing go off all the time when exiting the store because some clerk didn't deactivate something inside a device or pack of batteries... I never stop, nor does anyone ever ask me to.

I buy a bunch of cases of pop soda coke pop from there every week or so to sell in the Sundry Shop at work, and the greeter lady always asks to see my receipt and then she checks out my assistant's ass on our way out the door. She is a balding Korean woman. He acts like he doesn't mind, but I see the fear in his eyes.

 
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