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2012-06-14 08:56:17 AM
Is the fabulous "JUC PUC" plate still in FL?

(Read the first three as "juicy")
 
2012-06-14 08:58:05 AM
summitupperschool.org
 
2012-06-14 09:00:48 AM
"eat me" is a foreign language?
 
2012-06-14 09:01:20 AM

Turbo Cojones: Is the fabulous "JUC PUC" plate still in FL?

(Read the first three as "juicy")


My favorite is the A55 RGY plate for Florida. (There is a Circular orange in the middle)
 
2012-06-14 09:01:25 AM

numbone: [summitupperschool.org image 300x225]


Wouldn't have thought to see that on a Volkswagen.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:32 AM
There are some funny ones out there!

edge.ebaumsworld.com

edge.ebaumsworld.com

edge.ebaumsworld.com

edge.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-06-14 09:04:39 AM
i'm gonna have DATURA as my license plate when i grow up!! it's a beautiful flower not a hallucinogenic!!
 
2012-06-14 09:06:23 AM
FTFA: myriad proposals involving the number "69,"

Oh, grow up America.

Although I did bust out laughing on a long, lonley road trip when it took me 30 seconds to figure out the plate passing me: [68N1].
 
2012-06-14 09:10:07 AM

vudukungfu: FTFA: myriad proposals involving the number "69,"

Oh, grow up America.

Although I did bust out laughing on a long, lonley road trip when it took me 30 seconds to figure out the plate passing me: [68N1].



2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-14 09:17:53 AM
There's a guy around here with UFIA-- I'm pretty sure hes in Alliance,Ohio,And a farker
 
2012-06-14 09:22:33 AM
I had BUKAKE for 4 years until someone complained. I protested the recall, but was denied. it was a very interesting hearing.
 
2012-06-14 09:25:33 AM
I saw a car with Jersey plate "4 SKINS". Ok.
 
2012-06-14 09:26:44 AM
My all time favorite is 6ULDV8

As I recall it was issued but I may be wrong.
 
2012-06-14 09:27:22 AM

thecpt: My favorite is the A55 RGY plate for Florida. (There is a Circular orange in the middle)


Really? A randomly assigned Florida plate is your favourite vanity plate?
 
2012-06-14 09:28:25 AM
I've had a plate on my '72 Triumph that says "HOY-HOY" since '76. It always gets a wave from Little Feat or Neon Park fans.
 
2012-06-14 09:28:57 AM
I had "AUBIE" for several years, but dumb arse me gave it up. There's no way I will ever get that back.

I did like the "BUCKFAMA" plate that was around town last year. I haven't seen it lately. Probably pushed Harvey Updyke over the edge.
 
2012-06-14 09:32:07 AM
I see this truck every couple of months or so. Last month I got a fairly good picture of it at a stoplight.

One wonders why an HVAC work truck would be labeled with "Your Satisfaction... Our Goal. Vangina"

img502.imageshack.us

A pimp or a pool-boy, sure. But an HVAC contractor???
 
2012-06-14 09:34:15 AM
Love the name of the protaginist in TFA.

Whitney Calk.

ILVTOFU indeed.
 
2012-06-14 09:39:03 AM

Seasons I'v Withered: There's a guy around here with UFIA-- I'm pretty sure hes in Alliance,Ohio,And a farker


In Alliance, there isn't much to do besides Fark. And meth.
 
2012-06-14 09:39:14 AM
I worked with someone whose license plate is "FAP FAP"

/CSB
//never shook hands with him
 
2012-06-14 09:41:36 AM
My plate is FEDYRHD

I have a VW White Rabbit. I'm sure nobody has gotten it.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/white-rabbit-lyrics-jefferson-airplane.htm l
 
2012-06-14 09:46:45 AM
What can you make of ILVTOFU anyway? Something about Las Vegas?

In Las Vegas the oranges...

On the ex's street somebody was apparently issued one reading (I forget the number, let's say) 789 MEN. That sounds like a very busy weekend.

/Need more coffee. Gallons more.
 
2012-06-14 09:47:30 AM

joeg235: I have a VW White Rabbit. I'm sure nobody has gotten it.


No one has ever read Lewis Carroll.
 
2012-06-14 09:51:16 AM
joeg235:

My plate is FEDYRHD

I have a VW White Rabbit. I'm sure nobody has gotten it.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/white-rabbit-lyrics-jefferson-airplane.htm l


Several younger people have told me they hear Grace singing "FREE your head."

O the "irony" of it all.
 
2012-06-14 09:53:37 AM
On the roads of northern Virginia, I've passed such charming plates as TYTBOY, PPL SUK, 8YURMOM, and BOOBSTR.
 
2012-06-14 09:55:18 AM
I changed my plate that I've had almost three years because, within the last six months, three black people have told me that it is offensive. I am a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, so my plate read "MST3K". The offended folks thought the 3K meant "KKK". I guess I could see that, so I changed it to something else that I don't think will offend fellow citizens.
 
2012-06-14 09:55:27 AM
I've had NATAZHA in several states. Once in a while someone noticed it in their rearview mirror. Not enough letters available in current state.
 
2012-06-14 10:04:12 AM

bigmoneygrip: I changed my plate that I've had almost three years because, within the last six months, three black people have told me that it is offensive. I am a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, so my plate read "MST3K". The offended folks thought the 3K meant "KKK". I guess I could see that, so I changed it to something else that I don't think will offend fellow citizens.


What, exactly, do they think you're trying to express?

You "missed the KKK"?

You're part of the M Street KKK?

You support Ms. T, and the KKK?


// Pities the fools
 
2012-06-14 10:05:10 AM

The One True TheDavid: joeg235:

My plate is FEDYRHD

I have a VW White Rabbit. I'm sure nobody has gotten it.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/white-rabbit-lyrics-jefferson-airplane.htm l

Several younger people have told me they hear Grace singing "FREE your head."

O the "irony" of it all.


I think Gracie would have no problem with that either.
She was quoted at one time as saying the last line basically means: "go read a book"
 
2012-06-14 10:15:18 AM

Here Comes Everybody: On the roads of northern Virginia, I've passed such charming plates as TYTBOY, PPL SUK, 8YURMOM, and BOOBSTR.


My favorite NOVA one was IM A LEZ. Honey, you didn't need to advertise it, your butch mullet and flannel shirt gave it away.

Here in Richmond, I've seen DEFILER on a white van. Seriously. Then there was the minivan full of screaming kids with the license plate AUUGGHH. I laughed for about ten minutes after seeing that.
 
2012-06-14 10:17:26 AM
VA has got it right. Think of how much more revenue they have brought in than the states who charge exorbitant sums. They approved new Washington Capitals plates a couple years ago that have the big W logo on the left. I just saw one on the beltway the otherday that was (W) TFBBQ. I LOL'd

/I've had METALHD since '05 or so
//Seen quite a few where it's impossible to tell what they were going for but hey, it's their 14 bucks and car
 
2012-06-14 10:18:15 AM

joeg235: The One True TheDavid: joeg235:

My plate is FEDYRHD

I have a VW White Rabbit. I'm sure nobody has gotten it.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/white-rabbit-lyrics-jefferson-airplane.htm l

Several younger people have told me they hear Grace singing "FREE your head."

O the "irony" of it all.

I think Gracie would have no problem with that either.
She was quoted at one time as saying the last line basically means: "go read a book"


I heard an apocryphal story of a White Rabbit with the license plate "ML8ML8"

/I'm late, I'm late
 
2012-06-14 10:21:17 AM

bigmoneygrip: I changed my plate that I've had almost three years because, within the last six months, three black people have told me that it is offensive. I am a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, so my plate read "MST3K". The offended folks thought the 3K meant "KKK". I guess I could see that, so I changed it to something else that I don't think will offend fellow citizens.


That sucks. Why didn't you simply suggest to these three idiots that they should perhaps shut their biatch mouths before you taught them a lesson?

Along similar lines, were these astonishingly stupid idiots even literate?

Something doesn't add up. Change your plates back. MST3K cannot be silenced by toothless racist black street urchins.
 
2012-06-14 10:25:16 AM
$10 is pretty cheap. They wouldn't let me get 8INCHES or FNNSANE on my lifted jeep.

I say there should be an override fee. They reject, but for $500 you can override their decision. Makes it easy (and profitable). Besides, there's nothing preventing me from writing whatever I want on my vehicle.

VA's best is still BOLOGMA.
 
2012-06-14 10:28:30 AM

joeg235: My plate is FEDYRHD


Big K-Fed fan, are'ya? You'd like to "right-hand-drive" Kevin Federline?
Sicko.
 
2012-06-14 10:33:12 AM

suburbanguy: Seasons I'v Withered: There's a guy around here with UFIA-- I'm pretty sure hes in Alliance,Ohio,And a farker

In Alliance, there isn't much to do besides Fark. And meth.

And crack .You forgot the crack
 
2012-06-14 10:37:31 AM

Leeds: bigmoneygrip: I changed my plate that I've had almost three years because, within the last six months, three black people have told me that it is offensive. I am a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, so my plate read "MST3K". The offended folks thought the 3K meant "KKK". I guess I could see that, so I changed it to something else that I don't think will offend fellow citizens.

That sucks. Why didn't you simply suggest to these three idiots that they should perhaps shut their biatch mouths before you taught them a lesson?

Along similar lines, were these astonishingly stupid idiots even literate?

Something doesn't add up. Change your plates back. MST3K cannot be silenced by toothless racist black street urchins.


In defense of the "toothless racist black street urchins," neo-nazis have a weird fixation on tree house-style use of numbers to convey hate. Example: They love the number 88, because H is the 8th letter in the alphabet, and one of their favourite phrases is "#eil #itler"

/Works for a German company, and doesn't want to trip some sort of filter...
 
2012-06-14 10:40:42 AM
I did once see a plate that read "HODAR"
 
2012-06-14 10:42:34 AM
My wife used to work third shift, so got CARPE PM.
 
2012-06-14 10:43:10 AM
Saw a standard MO plate yesterday that read "HA8 M0M." I wonder how the owner's mother feels about that.
 
2012-06-14 10:46:52 AM
I've got R4PTOR. I resist the urge to facepalm whenever someone at a gas station asks me "Why that?" while I've got the raptor claw tattoo on my shoulder in full view. (If they're hot enough I'll whip out my big one.)

(...I mean the big raptor tat on my leg.)
 
2012-06-14 10:49:36 AM
UB6 IB9?
 
2012-06-14 10:52:07 AM
I saw a plate on an old police cruiser "ITROLLU".

I have the picture on my phone. When I get home, I'll upload proof.
 
2012-06-14 10:57:03 AM
does anyone use a reverse Major System to encode dirty words?

/47
 
2012-06-14 10:57:26 AM
LAJKOQ

?
 
2012-06-14 10:58:53 AM

lake_huron: I heard an apocryphal story of a White Rabbit with the license plate "ML8ML8"

/I'm late, I'm late


Yeah, totally read 'ML8ML8' as 'immolate, immolate'...any chance the car was a dalek in disguise? did you check for plungers at funny locations?
 
2012-06-14 11:00:46 AM
If they'll just stop the Nissan "Z" owners from their 'creative' use of the letter Z for vanity plates that would be enough for me...

zyoulater, izudouzme, ect ect...
 
2012-06-14 11:00:53 AM

Whiskey Dickens: thecpt: My favorite is the A55 RGY plate for Florida. (There is a Circular orange in the middle)

Really? A randomly assigned Florida plate is your favourite vanity plate?


?Not sure if serious.
 
2012-06-14 11:06:15 AM

thecpt: Whiskey Dickens: thecpt: My favorite is the A55 RGY plate for Florida. (There is a Circular orange in the middle)

Really? A randomly assigned Florida plate is your favourite vanity plate?

?Not sure if serious.


Many random Florida plates follow this formula: Letter, number, number, SPACE, 3 letters.

t2.gstatic.com
t0.gstatic.com

etc., etc.
 
2012-06-14 11:06:49 AM
I saw a plate on a Porsche that read "ARYAAN". Odder still, it was in Lincolnwood, Illinois (a very Jewish community).
 
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