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(Some Guy)   Former spy Anna Chapman hits the fashion runway, with results even 007 would appreciate (with "yes, you would double cross that" pics)   (thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 41
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35516 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2012 at 3:39 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-14 03:48:57 AM  
13 votes:
I wonder if she has iron carpet, too.
2012-06-14 04:19:13 AM  
7 votes:
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you get what I'm saying.
2012-06-14 01:53:30 AM  
7 votes:
If I was the one with the launch codes and she showed up on my doorstep, your children would be speaking Russian.
2012-06-14 02:33:02 AM  
4 votes:
I would totally stick my golden gun in her Dr. No-no hole.
2012-06-14 04:17:51 AM  
3 votes:
From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.
2012-06-14 08:24:31 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, she's no Ethel Rosenberg.
2012-06-14 07:38:01 AM  
2 votes:
"Moonraker? I just met her!"
2012-06-14 07:30:06 AM  
2 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com


Sometimes, the right dress makes a woman even MORE sexy... I'd humbly submit the above as Exhibit A. If I saw that walk into a room, in the immortal words of MC Serch: "BOOM! I'd drop my fluid like a chemist."

/daaaaaaaaamn.jpg
2012-06-14 06:55:56 AM  
2 votes:

OhioUGrad: It's strange to see so many people fascinated with her.....sure she's pretty, but she's a SPY (probably not a very good one).....if this had been a guy (and I know there were guys in the 8 or 9 people exchanged with Russia) people would be screaming for them to be at Gitmo and strung up by their nutsack.



That's because if this were a guy, he'd be a guy. Totally different.

duh
2012-06-14 05:36:59 AM  
2 votes:
venturefans.org

GO TEAM VENTURE!
2012-06-14 05:00:51 AM  
2 votes:
I'd pound her putin

/by putin, I do mean vagina!
2012-06-14 04:18:07 AM  
2 votes:
Does this mean that my junk hates America?
2012-06-14 03:59:34 AM  
2 votes:

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


Yeah, you U.S. Fark people. Have some respect for your country. She should'nt have been exchanged or whatever happened, she should've been sent to one of those offshore setups for interrogation. Like -and it's just a suggestion, it's a just a thought- I have a spare room, and I can maybe send the U.S. government a few reports and stuff in video form. I'm a good interrogatorer and torturiser, too. I can do them really quickly, a one-two punch of psychological warfare, like, "What would you like for dinner?" and then I make her eat my attempt at cooking it.
2012-06-14 02:20:59 AM  
2 votes:
I'd spill my secrets for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/561
2012-06-14 09:16:53 PM  
1 votes:

cynep: Here are your average Russian girls without all the hype:
http://www.velesova-sloboda.org/album/russian-beauty.html

Now, stfu



When I'm looking for "average Russian girls," I turn to an album entitled "Russian beauty."
2012-06-14 10:51:00 AM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: Well its a good thing she was spying against the United States for Russia, if she'd been spying for Israel or FOR the United States she'd be scum of the earth in the eyes of the same people fawning over her now.


Oh, you poor down-trodden soul...
2012-06-14 09:40:26 AM  
1 votes:

SinisterDexter: Sure, I'd hit it.
But I think her 15 minutes was up 5 minutes ago.


I don't need 15 minutes.
2012-06-14 09:29:18 AM  
1 votes:

cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg


Glad you could make a visit:
i142.photobucket.com
2012-06-14 09:14:36 AM  
1 votes:
I'd blast her Tunguska
2012-06-14 08:59:03 AM  
1 votes:
Someone ask her to say "Moose and squirrel".
2012-06-14 08:55:45 AM  
1 votes:
Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg
2012-06-14 08:38:00 AM  
1 votes:

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


But I'm French.
2012-06-14 08:36:45 AM  
1 votes:

OhioUGrad: ...if this had been a guy (and I know there were guys in the 8 or 9 people exchanged with Russia) people would be screaming for them to be at Gitmo and strung up by their nutsack.


What kind of thing is that to say? If my wife had been a guy, I would have punched her when she put her hand down my pants on the second date...

...well, I probably would have...
2012-06-14 08:24:55 AM  
1 votes:
I'd like to see that hanging from a gallows.
2012-06-14 08:17:19 AM  
1 votes:
This is what you look like as a pro model, with all the factory bonuses ike undercarriage coat and extra clear coat.

msnbcmedia.msn.com

This is your typical last-call angel who blew you in the parking lot at 4am:

msnbcmedia.msn.com

They're both cute, but only one of them is real.
2012-06-14 08:13:13 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x792]

She reminds me of her.


Ooooooh, what I would give to bestow upon her the least satisfying 45 seconds of her life....
2012-06-14 08:07:20 AM  
1 votes:

one0nine: in the immortal words of MC Serch: "BOOM! I'd drop my fluid like a chemist."


Props for tossing Third Base out there, one of my favorite groups of all time.
2012-06-14 08:04:12 AM  
1 votes:
I've seen game of thrones, you can't fool me, that's the red woman and she gives birth to shadowy obscenities!
2012-06-14 08:02:45 AM  
1 votes:
I'd tap that like the Kola Superdeep Borehole.
2012-06-14 07:46:44 AM  
1 votes:
All those years worrying about the redhead menace....
2012-06-14 07:43:29 AM  
1 votes:
Any guy who did fall for her routine should have been executed for being retarded.

"No Bob, that Hooters waitress doesn't need to see that top secret document because she's working her way through college"
2012-06-14 07:35:27 AM  
1 votes:
An ex-spy can't ever be a spy again.. might as well be an attention whore.
2012-06-14 07:33:00 AM  
1 votes:
Even if you had the nuclear launch codes, she still wouldn't bang you
2012-06-14 07:08:52 AM  
1 votes:
Wonder what she'd do after she found out the weapon plans she farked me for are from Venture Bros.
2012-06-14 06:51:44 AM  
1 votes:

Joce678: Needs more pics...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x380]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x700]


Comrades, all these propaganda pictures are confirming to me what was evident in the picture of Miss Chapman on your decadent runway. She is having sharp knees. The Chairman is passing on hitting it.
2012-06-14 06:50:20 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-14 06:20:04 AM  
1 votes:
I'd be Boris Beatinoff.
2012-06-14 05:01:31 AM  
1 votes:

Diarrhea Anne Frank: Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.

Yeah, you U.S. Fark people. Have some respect for your country. She should'nt have been exchanged or whatever happened, she should've been sent to one of those offshore setups for interrogation. Like -and it's just a suggestion, it's a just a thought- I have a spare room, and I can maybe send the U.S. government a few reports and stuff in video form. I'm a good interrogatorer and torturiser, too. I can do them really quickly, a one-two punch of psychological warfare, like, "What would you like for dinner?" and then I make her eat my attempt at cooking it.


Dude! "Geneva Convention"! Ever heard of it???
2012-06-14 04:38:18 AM  
1 votes:

wotthefark: From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.


Looking into her golden eyes, I'd have a view to a kill. If only i had a licence to kill, know what I mean? Unfortunately, she looks like high-maintenance, like the world is not enough for her and that's not really my cup of tea. But never say never again, and if she would offer me a quantum of solace, I would screw the living daylights out of her octopussy, even while I was on her majesty's secret service.
2012-06-14 03:49:46 AM  
1 votes:

Basij: Undeniably hot. Alas, an agent of a regime supporting the barbarism of al-Assad. Can you desire to hate f*ck a tyrant and their lackeys?


*looks at pic*

yes
2012-06-14 02:38:29 AM  
1 votes:

Petit_Merdeux: I would totally stick my golden gun in her Dr. No-no hole.


More like Dr. Yes-yes, amirite?
 
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