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(Some Guy)   Former spy Anna Chapman hits the fashion runway, with results even 007 would appreciate (with "yes, you would double cross that" pics)   (thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 179
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2012-06-14 11:54:35 AM

randomjsa: Well its a good thing she was spying against the United States for Russia, if she'd been spying for Israel or FOR the United States she'd be scum of the earth in the eyes of the same people fawning over her now.


Maybe you should name names, instead of just "suggesting" who such people are, like the useless little pussy troll you are.
 
2012-06-14 11:56:08 AM
GameSprocket: Now that I think about it, I would like to see a Anna Chapman / Valerie Plame oil wrestling match.

Oil wrestling match? no no, they need to "interrogate" me and try to get me to talk.
 
2012-06-14 12:00:08 PM

Oldiron_79: GameSprocket: Now that I think about it, I would like to see a Anna Chapman / Valerie Plame oil wrestling match.

Oil wrestling match? no no, they need to "interrogate" me and try to get me to talk.


I figured we could get them to finally lay the old cold-war rivalry to rest. They could issue in a new era of global peace by giving each other a good tongue lashing. Sure the exchange may get heated and frantic, but I'm sure that eventually both sides will come away satisfied.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:27 PM
Like the fist of an angry god... That is all. spy or not i'd enjoy a few minutes with her naked.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:50 PM
She makes me want to "Spy Hard"
 
2012-06-14 12:14:10 PM
Goddamn. I have no words.
 
2012-06-14 12:16:21 PM
GameSprocket: Oldiron_79: GameSprocket: Now that I think about it, I would like to see a Anna Chapman / Valerie Plame oil wrestling match.

Oil wrestling match? no no, they need to "interrogate" me and try to get me to talk.

I figured we could get them to finally lay the old cold-war rivalry to rest. They could issue in a new era of global peace by giving each other a good tongue lashing. Sure the exchange may get heated and frantic, but I'm sure that eventually both sides will come away satisfied.


I like my version with whips and chains better
 
2012-06-14 12:19:31 PM
Her Bondgirl name should be Anna Chappedmanhood, amirite?
 
2012-06-14 12:25:55 PM

GameSprocket: Hot spy for the US.


Valerie Plame, hell yeah!!

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-14 12:27:08 PM
Don't get me wrong, she's good looking for sure, but not model walking down the runway good looking. Hiring her to do that for your fashion line is a stunt.
 
2012-06-14 12:28:35 PM

johnsmith99: Don't get me wrong, she's good looking for sure, but not model walking down the runway good looking. Hiring her to do that for your fashion line is a stunt.


That is a point in her favor. Runway models are freaky looking toothpicks.
 
2012-06-14 12:36:11 PM
Came for "Moose and Squirrel" jokes, leaving happy
 
2012-06-14 12:39:42 PM
Only the ones you see in the news stories about how models are all freaky looking toothpicks. There's more to walking the runway then just being good looking. She's a solid 8, maybe an LA 7, but she's not model material. Compare her to Cindy Crawford or Heidi Klum in their prime years, or even now for that matter. Then you get the idea.
 
2012-06-14 12:59:01 PM

GameSprocket: johnsmith99: Don't get me wrong, she's good looking for sure, but not model walking down the runway good looking. Hiring her to do that for your fashion line is a stunt.

That is a point in her favor. Runway models are freaky looking toothpicks.


Yep. They're chosen to be walking wire hangers. They do NOT look good.
 
2012-06-14 01:25:50 PM

Alphax: GameSprocket: johnsmith99: Don't get me wrong, she's good looking for sure, but not model walking down the runway good looking. Hiring her to do that for your fashion line is a stunt.

That is a point in her favor. Runway models are freaky looking toothpicks.

Yep. They're chosen to be walking wire hangers. They do NOT look good.


They look like Iggy Pop in a ridiculous dress.
 
2012-06-14 01:45:52 PM
I'd like to think that I would be strong-willed and patriotic enough to resist, but more likely, I would turn over my beloved nation's most closely-guarded secrets in a heartbeat without a second thought, then move to another country and change citizenship so I could betray it as well, and continue until the New Russian Empire enveloped the entire globe. I'm just weak that way.
 
2012-06-14 02:03:35 PM

johnsmith99: Only the ones you see in the news stories about how models are all freaky looking toothpicks. There's more to walking the runway then just being good looking. She's a solid 8, maybe an LA 7, but she's not model material. Compare her to Cindy Crawford or Heidi Klum in their prime years, or even now for that matter. Then you get the idea.



vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 02:07:14 PM

Heathen: wotthefark: From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and LET die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.

almost thread winnar

/bond junkie, sorry


Shouldn't have missed that one.

Especially because of Baron Samedi - scared the shiat out me when I was a kid.

Baron Samedi Laughing on train
 
2012-06-14 05:14:02 PM

slayer199: 1. She wasn't a good spy. In fact, she was rather inept (which is why they only deported her).



Wrong. She was traded for an American.

She was a bad spy, but that's not why they deported her.
 
2012-06-14 05:19:25 PM

beta_plus: The thing that struck me most about this is besides her being hot import in an increasingly obese America, was the shear incompetence of the Russian intelligence service.

Back when they were the KGB, they were truly effective, fearsome and terrifying. Now they just come across as the Keystone Cops.



No more inept than the CIA who also gets caught running programs that 16 year olds design, like the agents all caught in Iran.
 
2012-06-14 08:55:20 PM

slayer199: cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg

Glad you could make a visit:
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Here are your average Russian girls without all the hype:
http://www.velesova-sloboda.org/album/russian-beauty.html

Now, stfu
 
2012-06-14 09:16:53 PM

cynep: Here are your average Russian girls without all the hype:
http://www.velesova-sloboda.org/album/russian-beauty.html

Now, stfu



When I'm looking for "average Russian girls," I turn to an album entitled "Russian beauty."
 
2012-06-14 09:33:37 PM
Dadoody: [venturefans.org image 250x343]

GO TEAM VENTURE!


Till I died of a crushed pelvis.
 
2012-06-15 12:24:51 AM
George Walker Bush 2012-06-14 08:24:55 AM
(farky'd as: Miserable Failure)

I'd like to see that hanging from a gallows.

Mr President, sir, just what is the matter with you, sir? Does the lady not get
your red-blooded American heart to go pitter patter bow chicka wow wow just
a little?

Your civilian observer is disappoint, sir.
 
2012-06-15 01:26:08 AM

Relatively Obscure: cynep: Here are your average Russian girls without all the hype:
http://www.velesova-sloboda.org/album/russian-beauty.html

Now, stfu


When I'm looking for "average Russian girls," I turn to an album entitled "Russian beauty."


Synonymous. None of them are in the limelight, mind. Trollmoar
 
2012-06-15 08:19:44 AM
Is this article about Black Widow's new secret identity?

Also, hottest ex - US spy: Yvonne Strahovski
mimg.ugo.com

Ok, she's Australian, but she worked for the US!
 
2012-06-15 10:46:41 AM

spiral_fishcake: Is this article about Black Widow's new secret identity?

Also, hottest ex - US spy: Yvonne Strahovski
[mimg.ugo.com image 480x360]

Ok, she's Australian, but she worked for the US!


I wouldn't mind her going down under, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/562
 
2012-06-16 02:45:49 AM

jaytkay: GameSprocket: Hot spy for the US.

Valerie Plame, hell yeah!!

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My favorite part of PlameGate was the part where the Washington Post Finally had to admit that the entire story was essentially made up by her husband and then used as a way to attack the Bush Administration.....

From the Washington Post:

End of an Affair

It turns out that the person who exposed CIA agent Valerie Plame was not out to punish her husband.

Friday, September 1, 2006; Page A20

WE'RE RELUCTANT to return to the subject of former CIA employee Valerie Plame because of our oft-stated belief that far too much attention and debate in Washington has been devoted to her story and that of her husband, former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV, over the past three years. But all those who have opined on this affair ought to take note of the not-so-surprising disclosure that the primary source of the newspaper column in which Ms. Plame's cover as an agent was purportedly blown in 2003 was former deputy secretary of state Richard L. Armitage...

It follows that one of the most sensational charges leveled against the Bush White House - that it orchestrated the leak of Ms. Plame's identity to ruin her career and thus punish Mr. Wilson - is untrue. The partisan clamor that followed the raising of that allegation by Mr. Wilson in the summer of 2003 led to the appointment of a special prosecutor, a costly and prolonged investigation, and the indictment of Vice President Cheney's chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, on charges of perjury. All of that might have been avoided had Mr. Armitage's identity been known three years ago...

Nevertheless, it now appears that the person most responsible for the end of Ms. Plame's CIA career is Mr. Wilson. Mr. Wilson chose to go public with an explosive charge, claiming - falsely, as it turned out - that he had debunked reports of Iraqi uranium-shopping in Niger and that his report had circulated to senior administration officials. He ought to have expected that both those officials and journalists such as Mr. Novak would ask why a retired ambassador would have been sent on such a mission and that the answer would point to his wife. He diverted responsibility from himself and his false charges by claiming that President Bush's closest aides had engaged in an illegal conspiracy. It's unfortunate that so many people took him seriously.
 
2012-06-17 11:47:15 AM
In communist Russia, you watch spy!
 
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