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(Some Guy)   Former spy Anna Chapman hits the fashion runway, with results even 007 would appreciate (with "yes, you would double cross that" pics)   (thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 179
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2012-06-14 08:36:45 AM

OhioUGrad: ...if this had been a guy (and I know there were guys in the 8 or 9 people exchanged with Russia) people would be screaming for them to be at Gitmo and strung up by their nutsack.


What kind of thing is that to say? If my wife had been a guy, I would have punched her when she put her hand down my pants on the second date...

...well, I probably would have...
 
2012-06-14 08:37:57 AM
I'll tell her anything she wants to know.
 
2012-06-14 08:38:00 AM

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


But I'm French.
 
2012-06-14 08:44:49 AM
I've seen a lot of spies hating us, and I didn't know what to feel about that, so I guess I didn't like them much either. During this scandal, I seen a lot of changing: the way Anna Chapman felt about us and the way I felt about her. In here, there were two spies killing each other. But I guess that's better than a million. What I'm trying to say is if I can change and she can change, everybody can change!
 
2012-06-14 08:46:11 AM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-06-14 08:46:47 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 372x600]

Cliches and snark simply fail here. Just...damn.


The dress should lose the giant black ribbon, otherwise it's pretty good.
 
2012-06-14 08:48:55 AM
This is what you look like as a pro model, with all the factory bonuses ike undercarriage coat and extra clear Tru Coat.

But she looks so happy in that photo.
 
2012-06-14 08:52:52 AM

OhioUGrad: It's strange to see so many people fascinated with her.....sure she's pretty, but she's a SPY (probably not a very good one).....if this had been a guy (and I know there were guys in the 8 or 9 people exchanged with Russia) people would be screaming for them to be at Gitmo and strung up by their nutsack.


This is important.

She was actually a really terrible spy, which is why she got off so easy. I mean, Cracked isn't exactly a 100% reliable source of information, but she made one of their lists for spies who sucked.

Had she not been a hot woman, yeah, people would want her punished more severely, but even that wouldn't get her off easy with the government had she not been just plain bad at it.
 
2012-06-14 08:53:26 AM
I'd gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti her Komitet, if you know what I mean!
 
2012-06-14 08:55:45 AM
Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg
 
2012-06-14 08:57:06 AM
Former? Yeah, if you say so. Still smokin' hot.
 
2012-06-14 08:59:03 AM
Someone ask her to say "Moose and squirrel".
 
2012-06-14 09:01:22 AM

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


Now that we know she's a spy, what difference does it make?

I think of it as plundering a foreign nation's assets.
 
2012-06-14 09:04:03 AM

cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg


You sound fat.
 
2012-06-14 09:05:03 AM

This text is now purple: Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.

Now that we know she's a spy, what difference does it make?

I think of it as plundering a foreign nation's assets.


I wish I knew something that a spy like her wanted to know.
 
2012-06-14 09:07:06 AM

GameSprocket: cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg

You sound fat.


2/10? Trollmoarkthxbye
 
2012-06-14 09:07:29 AM
Is there yet an adult film titled, "Anal Chapmen"?
 
2012-06-14 09:09:38 AM

cynep: GameSprocket: cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg

You sound fat.

2/10? Trollmoarkthxbye


Ahh, the old Reverse-Troll-1-2-Skidoo
 
2012-06-14 09:11:33 AM
I don't know, seeing that picture I'm getting an urge to stick a candle in her head.
 
2012-06-14 09:14:36 AM
I'd blast her Tunguska
 
2012-06-14 09:15:41 AM
The thing that struck me most about this is besides her being hot import in an increasingly obese America, was the shear incompetence of the Russian intelligence service.

Back when they were the KGB, they were truly effective, fearsome and terrifying. Now they just come across as the Keystone Cops.
 
2012-06-14 09:16:09 AM
"Put-in, Put-in" "Da, da, DAAAA!" A spy in the house of love methinks.
 
2012-06-14 09:19:15 AM
She's spent bait. Chopped fish. How glamorous.
 
2012-06-14 09:23:43 AM
Double Oh Sixty-Nine!
 
2012-06-14 09:27:43 AM
I'd betray England for a piece of that.
 
2012-06-14 09:28:50 AM
anyone else think "And here are the District 12 tributes for this year's hunger games" ?

/she looks like Katniss from that film
 
2012-06-14 09:29:18 AM

cynep: Wow. So many desperate souls. Oh, damn . Forgot - this is fark, after all.

She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.

And the worst part - waking up next morning and seeing her sans make up. Americans need to get out more - see other countries (and beauties without make up that would make your head spin)

So.

HowAboutNo.jpg


Glad you could make a visit:
i142.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 09:30:48 AM
Sure, I'd hit it.
But I think her 15 minutes was up 5 minutes ago.
 
2012-06-14 09:35:14 AM

Zombie Eater: There's no denying that I'd tap that, but as terrible a spy as she was, they should've shot her and publicized it. "Yes, we still kill spies, even the hot ones with a spy skills of a sixth grade girl passing notes in class. Have a nice day."


There is a 100% chance we have spies in their country. I really doubt the CIA wanted the FBI setting that precedent.
 
2012-06-14 09:37:39 AM
Vladimir, there's trouble with us sending attack helicopters to Syria! Trot out hot pictures of the Chapman woman!

Well....it's a hypothesis, anyway. A crappy one.
 
2012-06-14 09:38:37 AM

cynep: She's a typical village bumpkin with an over active dick bucket. I don't even want to think of all the VDs one can catch from this skank.


Quality trolling, and I am stealing that phrase.
 
2012-06-14 09:39:49 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Poussee, poussee.


imaginepeace.com

"yer not making any sense, lad."
 
2012-06-14 09:40:26 AM

SinisterDexter: Sure, I'd hit it.
But I think her 15 minutes was up 5 minutes ago.


I don't need 15 minutes.
 
2012-06-14 09:54:12 AM
I would Agent from H.A.R.M. that.
 
2012-06-14 09:56:40 AM

batlock666: "Moonraker? I just met her!"


I rea th in Connery's voice, and it was all the better for it.
 
2012-06-14 10:22:35 AM
I'd hit it so hard it would cause a crisis of infinite earths.
 
2012-06-14 10:23:51 AM

verbaltoxin: I'd hit it so hard it would cause a crisis of infinite earths.


And there's Superboy-Prime's Fark handle.
 
2012-06-14 10:47:49 AM
Well its a good thing she was spying against the United States for Russia, if she'd been spying for Israel or FOR the United States she'd be scum of the earth in the eyes of the same people fawning over her now.
 
2012-06-14 10:49:02 AM
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2012-06-14 10:51:00 AM

randomjsa: Well its a good thing she was spying against the United States for Russia, if she'd been spying for Israel or FOR the United States she'd be scum of the earth in the eyes of the same people fawning over her now.


Oh, you poor down-trodden soul...
 
2012-06-14 10:59:51 AM
I'd lock her up and give her an extraordinary rendition if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/pizza jedi be slacking
 
2012-06-14 11:11:13 AM
Comrade, I'd hit that like the Tsar Bomba
 
2012-06-14 11:11:55 AM

soupgoblin: Someone ask her to say "Moose and squirrel".


My Rottweilers are named Boris and Natasha
 
2012-06-14 11:32:29 AM
My issue with the fashion industry is they make crap that 99.999% of people wouldn't think of wearing. Plus the whole size 0 models making it look like Rosie ODonnel could look good in that mess.

This dress is pretty good, if you can remove the odd fluffy part by her feet. Add to it that she is smoking hot and the colors work very well.

Anyways, I'd hit it, tag it, whatever, whatever, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-14 11:33:19 AM

soupgoblin: Someone ask her to say "Moose and squirrel".


This will be in my head the rest of the day
 
2012-06-14 11:36:30 AM

SinisterDexter: Sure, I'd hit it.
But I think her 15 minutes was up 5 minutes ago.

 
2012-06-14 11:42:07 AM

randomjsa: Well its a good thing she was spying against the United States for Russia, if she'd been spying for Israel or FOR the United States she'd be scum of the earth in the eyes of the same people fawning over her now.


Hot spy for the US.

images.politico.com
 
2012-06-14 11:43:40 AM
Now that I think about it, I would like to see a Anna Chapman / Valerie Plame oil wrestling match.
 
2012-06-14 11:46:26 AM

wotthefark: From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and LET die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.


almost thread winnar

/bond junkie, sorry
 
2012-06-14 11:52:26 AM
More pics plus some bonus girls:
http://fotogaleri.ntvmsnbc.com/antalyada-kizil-ajan-ruzgari.html
 
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