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(Some Guy)   Former spy Anna Chapman hits the fashion runway, with results even 007 would appreciate (with "yes, you would double cross that" pics)   (thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 179
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2012-06-14 12:43:48 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Cliches and snark simply fail here. Just...damn.
 
2012-06-14 12:50:57 AM  
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2012-06-14 12:53:34 AM  
Wow.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:29 AM  
You know, this really needs a Boobies tag, then be sent to the Politics tab. :D
 
2012-06-14 01:20:41 AM  
Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.
 
2012-06-14 01:38:52 AM  

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


Anna Chapman was no Jonathon Pollard
 
2012-06-14 01:53:30 AM  
If I was the one with the launch codes and she showed up on my doorstep, your children would be speaking Russian.
 
2012-06-14 02:20:59 AM  
I'd spill my secrets for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/561
 
2012-06-14 02:33:02 AM  
I would totally stick my golden gun in her Dr. No-no hole.
 
2012-06-14 02:38:29 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: I would totally stick my golden gun in her Dr. No-no hole.


More like Dr. Yes-yes, amirite?
 
2012-06-14 03:07:04 AM  
She's lost weight. I liked her better with the extra weight.

Would still hit it like the fist of an angry Junior dos Santos.
 
2012-06-14 03:42:27 AM  
Undeniably hot. Alas, an agent of a regime supporting the barbarism of al-Assad. Can you desire to hate f*ck a tyrant and their lackeys?
 
2012-06-14 03:46:49 AM  
I like how the banality of her current career is completely consonant with the banality of her former career.
 
2012-06-14 03:48:57 AM  
I wonder if she has iron carpet, too.
 
2012-06-14 03:49:16 AM  
She is both attractive and incompetent. I approve.
 
2012-06-14 03:49:46 AM  

Basij: Undeniably hot. Alas, an agent of a regime supporting the barbarism of al-Assad. Can you desire to hate f*ck a tyrant and their lackeys?


*looks at pic*

yes
 
2012-06-14 03:50:01 AM  
Following message has been rendered in code:

I'd hit it.
 
2012-06-14 03:52:05 AM  

Smoking GNU: *looks at pic*

yes


Yeah, she is stupidly gorgeous.
 
2012-06-14 03:55:18 AM  
i'd drink the red equivalent of Ovaltine to decode her secret
 
2012-06-14 03:58:49 AM  
 
2012-06-14 03:59:34 AM  

Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.


Yeah, you U.S. Fark people. Have some respect for your country. She should'nt have been exchanged or whatever happened, she should've been sent to one of those offshore setups for interrogation. Like -and it's just a suggestion, it's a just a thought- I have a spare room, and I can maybe send the U.S. government a few reports and stuff in video form. I'm a good interrogatorer and torturiser, too. I can do them really quickly, a one-two punch of psychological warfare, like, "What would you like for dinner?" and then I make her eat my attempt at cooking it.
 
2012-06-14 04:01:40 AM  
I'd love to fall in her honey trap.
 
2012-06-14 04:07:17 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: I would totally stick my golden gun in her Dr. No-no hole.


"No-no hole", LOL XD
 
2012-06-14 04:12:24 AM  
I'd let her start an ant farm, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-14 04:15:51 AM  
I'd eat her from top to bottom.
 
2012-06-14 04:16:36 AM  
Needs more pics...

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2012-06-14 04:17:51 AM  
From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.
 
2012-06-14 04:18:07 AM  
Does this mean that my junk hates America?
 
2012-06-14 04:19:13 AM  
I'd put my penis in her vagina, if you get what I'm saying.
 
2012-06-14 04:20:46 AM  

Veloram: Does this mean that my junk hates America?


Surprise, you are already getting farked by America. Love it or not. It ain't givin' you a reach around.
 
2012-06-14 04:29:02 AM  
I would sit through another watching of the "Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy" remake to hit that.

/ well maybe not as I would slit my wrists due to the pacing
 
2012-06-14 04:29:20 AM  

wotthefark: From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.


thread winner
 
2012-06-14 04:29:25 AM  
Has anyone ever seriously believed that chick was a spy? I mean, really. Russian, certainly. A trained intelligence officer? Nyet.
 
2012-06-14 04:29:56 AM  

lelio: I would sit through another watching of the "Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy" remake to hit that.

/ well maybe not as I would slit my wrists due to the pacing



You shut your whore mouth, that was a good movie!
 
2012-06-14 04:35:13 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Cliches and snark simply fail here. Just...damn.


Wasn't she in Mars Attacks?
 
2012-06-14 04:38:11 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 04:38:18 AM  

wotthefark: From Russia With Love-ly tits. I'd stick my goldfinger in her while she thunder's my balls. I mean you only live twice amirite. Diamonds may be forever but it's time for this story to live and die. She may be spy who loves me but she only one pussy not eight. Let's just hopes she lives to die another day.


Looking into her golden eyes, I'd have a view to a kill. If only i had a licence to kill, know what I mean? Unfortunately, she looks like high-maintenance, like the world is not enough for her and that's not really my cup of tea. But never say never again, and if she would offer me a quantum of solace, I would screw the living daylights out of her octopussy, even while I was on her majesty's secret service.
 
2012-06-14 05:00:51 AM  
I'd pound her putin

/by putin, I do mean vagina!
 
2012-06-14 05:01:31 AM  

Diarrhea Anne Frank: Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.

Yeah, you U.S. Fark people. Have some respect for your country. She should'nt have been exchanged or whatever happened, she should've been sent to one of those offshore setups for interrogation. Like -and it's just a suggestion, it's a just a thought- I have a spare room, and I can maybe send the U.S. government a few reports and stuff in video form. I'm a good interrogatorer and torturiser, too. I can do them really quickly, a one-two punch of psychological warfare, like, "What would you like for dinner?" and then I make her eat my attempt at cooking it.


Dude! "Geneva Convention"! Ever heard of it???
 
2012-06-14 05:04:12 AM  
Anna Chapman was never a serious spy. She was just doing it for the lulz and the attention.
 
2012-06-14 05:20:11 AM  

johnson442: Diarrhea Anne Frank: Richard Saunders: Tits before country. Way to go, U.S. farkers.

Yeah, you U.S. Fark people. Have some respect for your country. She should'nt have been exchanged or whatever happened, she should've been sent to one of those offshore setups for interrogation. Like -and it's just a suggestion, it's a just a thought- I have a spare room, and I can maybe send the U.S. government a few reports and stuff in video form. I'm a good interrogatorer and torturiser, too. I can do them really quickly, a one-two punch of psychological warfare, like, "What would you like for dinner?" and then I make her eat my attempt at cooking it.

Dude! "Geneva Convention"! Ever heard of it???


My house never signed it! And I would like to point out that there is no language in the document that specifically says "Diarrhea Anne Frank shall commit no attrocities via penis, nor may he subject his captives to his cooking". Until they amend it, I would thank the international authorities to politely ignore my attempts at spaghetti-boarding.
 
2012-06-14 05:27:48 AM  
WOWCAKES.

Uh.

Quick.

Someone put her through cosmonaut training.
 
2012-06-14 05:36:59 AM  
venturefans.org

GO TEAM VENTURE!
 
2012-06-14 05:39:46 AM  
I'd torture here if she asked.
 
2012-06-14 05:51:37 AM  
Get out of that ridiculous dress and into my bed.
 
2012-06-14 05:51:51 AM  
I'm just glad that she's making a decent living for herself back in Russia.
Good for her!
 
2012-06-14 06:04:08 AM  
Something, something, something... Pooosey Galooore!
 
2012-06-14 06:15:14 AM  

9beers: If I was the one with the launch codes and she showed up on my doorstep, your children would be speaking Russian.


Spasiba, Tovarich.
 
2012-06-14 06:16:34 AM  
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/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-06-14 06:16:56 AM  
It's strange to see so many people fascinated with her.....sure she's pretty, but she's a SPY (probably not a very good one).....if this had been a guy (and I know there were guys in the 8 or 9 people exchanged with Russia) people would be screaming for them to be at Gitmo and strung up by their nutsack.
 
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