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(ABC 27)   Arizona wants to promote dust storm safety by...c) writing haikus about them   (abc27.com) divider line 42
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2012-06-14 01:24:02 AM
8 votes:
Something about dust
Seven syllables go here
More stuff about dust
2012-06-14 12:14:27 AM
8 votes:
What is all this dust
Getting in my eyes, my mouth
Desert Bukkake
2012-06-14 12:12:58 AM
8 votes:
Stinging stinging eyes
stinging stinging stinging eyes
stinging stinging eyes
2012-06-14 02:36:50 AM
6 votes:

violentsalvation: No, I think Ambivalence is right. I keep setting out to write a haiku and ending up with a limerick.


There once was a gov named Brewer
Who sent her state down the sewer
She made life a fright
For those who aren't white
She's a bigoted, hateful witch -- screw 'er
2012-06-14 06:48:14 AM
4 votes:
Wake and open Fark
Whoa, do my eyes deceive me?
No, a haiku thread.

Clever minds all work
Synapses firing quite fast
A snark convention.

Smoke begins to rise
Smell of burning rubber now
Flame licks from my ears.

I can not brain now
Overloaded wibble slip
No umbrella bonk....
2012-06-14 01:23:12 AM
4 votes:
Do not send your poor
And do not send your hungry
Send us more Snowbirds
2012-06-14 12:28:44 AM
3 votes:
It is an ill wind
A fart blowing vile foul dust
The Governor speaks
2012-06-14 12:26:58 AM
3 votes:
When haboobs arise
Seek shelter and go inside
Or we'll all be brown
2012-06-14 12:12:01 AM
3 votes:
A state that stupid
Can't possibly understand
What a haiku is.
2012-06-14 12:08:54 AM
3 votes:
Don't be a newbie,
Beware the stinging hot sands,
Beware haboobie.
2012-06-14 12:02:56 AM
3 votes:
Driving down the road
everything Fudgesicle brown
I blame peyote
2012-06-14 10:20:49 AM
2 votes:
Yes, Arizona
Is a dry kind of stupid
And has sandstorms, duh.
2012-06-14 08:29:30 AM
2 votes:
What is a haiku?
Should I be rhyming something?
This is weird. I'm out.
2012-06-14 08:13:53 AM
2 votes:
When life gets you down
Some Arizona eye-sand
won't make it better
2012-06-14 06:51:39 AM
2 votes:
But it's a dry heat
Exfoliation is free
It's Jake Plummer's year!
2012-06-14 06:41:24 AM
2 votes:
Write dust storm haikus
Has Arizona gone nuts?
Drew, where is its tag?
2012-06-14 06:03:46 AM
2 votes:
Beautiful canyon.
Dust storms whisper silently,
"This state is so lame."

-daniel "scissorhands" san
2012-06-14 02:18:41 AM
2 votes:
We now know the truth:
They weren't kidding when they said,
"Arizona blows"
2012-06-14 02:12:35 AM
2 votes:
There's dust in the wind
And it's not Kansas, Toto
This place is much worse
2012-06-14 12:43:30 AM
2 votes:
Rise, o desert dust
Blot out the sun and give cover
To kill Sheriff Joe
2012-06-14 12:04:18 AM
2 votes:
In Arizona
If it is brown turn around
You too, Mexicans
2012-06-14 10:51:50 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: What is all this dust
Getting in my eyes, my mouth
Desert Bukkake


Desert Bukkake is the greatest thing I have read today. Thanks.
2012-06-14 10:49:33 AM
1 votes:
wind and sand unite
please crush the stupid quickly
leave no one alive
2012-06-14 10:25:23 AM
1 votes:
Rocks, sand, wind, Summer
Who could love such a harsh place?
A Geologist
2012-06-14 09:07:02 AM
1 votes:
all women haboobs
it must be nice to haboobs
I'm glad they haboobs
2012-06-14 08:40:11 AM
1 votes:
Haboobs excite me,
and by haboobs I mean boobs,
oh how I love boobs.
2012-06-14 08:38:30 AM
1 votes:
For Arizona:
Haboob doesn't drive taxis!
Racists and snowbirds
2012-06-14 08:17:25 AM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure Drew
Added the Funny button
For threads just like these
2012-06-14 08:15:24 AM
1 votes:
Sandy vaginas
Caked by the wind abrade
Owie ow ow
2012-06-14 07:52:16 AM
1 votes:
What the fark is wrong
With you? Why the fark are you
in Arizona?
2012-06-14 07:07:42 AM
1 votes:
I see the brown sand.
How to guard ourselves from it?
Build a border fence.
2012-06-14 06:56:55 AM
1 votes:
It's windy and dry
sand will blow up to the sky
then it will kill you



//I love a haiku thread.
2012-06-14 06:21:00 AM
1 votes:
Yet this would still be
The least stupid use I've seen
For English haiku.
2012-06-14 06:06:04 AM
1 votes:
This Fark thread will use
Every dust meme except
"It's dusty in here"
2012-06-14 05:40:01 AM
1 votes:
This thread reminds me
That I'm terrible
At writing haikus
2012-06-14 02:19:48 AM
1 votes:
No, I think Ambivalence is right. I keep setting out to write a haiku and ending up with a limerick.
2012-06-14 02:05:27 AM
1 votes:
Don't go for a ride
When there's a dust storm outside
Just stay home and hide
2012-06-14 01:25:17 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Do not send your poor
And do not send your hungry
Send us more Snowbirds


Oh snap. That's a shot to the 'nads.
2012-06-14 01:14:25 AM
1 votes:
Sheriff Joe, help me
Says the blue haired, scared
- I pity the dust
2012-06-14 12:48:26 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: THIS THREAD IS ALREADY FULL OF WIN

Ambivalence: A state that stupid
Can't possibly understand
What a haiku is.

We're not all that dumb.
Just forty percent of us
Are drowned out by 'tards.


You need water wings
And maybe a sump pump
To suck out the dumb.
2012-06-14 12:37:02 AM
1 votes:
THIS THREAD IS ALREADY FULL OF WIN


Ambivalence: A state that stupid
Can't possibly understand
What a haiku is.


We're not all that dumb.
Just forty percent of us
Are drowned out by 'tards.
2012-06-14 12:22:16 AM
1 votes:
This can only be
From the dumb governor
Madame Leatherface
 
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