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(ABC 27)   Arizona wants to promote dust storm safety by...c) writing haikus about them   ( divider line
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2012-06-14 08:30:00 AM  
To be fair, there are lots of idiots out there who think they should continue driving when visibility reaches almost zero.
2012-06-14 08:31:25 AM  
I get in the thread
I write a couple haiku
everybody leaves

/ :(
2012-06-14 08:35:35 AM  
I've never writen
a haiku in my whole life.
Did I get it right?
2012-06-14 08:38:30 AM  
For Arizona:
Haboob doesn't drive taxis!
Racists and snowbirds
2012-06-14 08:40:11 AM  
Haboobs excite me,
and by haboobs I mean boobs,
oh how I love boobs.
2012-06-14 08:41:51 AM  
Haboobs are funny
The word 'boob' is right in there
Boobies boobies boobs
2012-06-14 08:49:46 AM  
Heat, sand, and dust storms
And Sheriff Joe lives here too
It sucks to live here.
2012-06-14 08:52:04 AM  
OK, I'll try:

Dust storms are dangerous! Don't go out in them you stupid Fark!

How'd I do?
2012-06-14 08:58:24 AM  
Haikus can be fun
though some don't make any sense
2012-06-14 08:59:18 AM  
Oh, Arizona
Fark you in your dusty ass
Bless me, Ultima
2012-06-14 09:00:03 AM  
Mommy I'm thirsty
Hush now little patriot
All we need are guns.
2012-06-14 09:07:02 AM  
all women haboobs
it must be nice to haboobs
I'm glad they haboobs
2012-06-14 09:14:18 AM  
Dust in my coffee
Choking on the chalky grit
God I hate this state
2012-06-14 09:41:44 AM  
Haboob is a word
That only dirty brown folk
Are allowed to use
2012-06-14 09:59:16 AM  
Arizona is a
Great place to live, so long as
You never live there.
2012-06-14 10:08:51 AM  

farkityfarker: To be fair, there are lots of idiots out there who think they should continue driving when visibility reaches almost zero.

And there are even more who don't understand that when you pull over, you need to turn your lights off and take your foot off the brakes.
2012-06-14 10:10:09 AM  

durbnpoisn: That one got me laughing!
Sometimes simplicity is best.
This is not a haiku.

That one made me laugh.
The simple, often is best.
This *is* a haiku.
2012-06-14 10:20:49 AM  
Yes, Arizona
Is a dry kind of stupid
And has sandstorms, duh.
2012-06-14 10:25:23 AM  
Rocks, sand, wind, Summer
Who could love such a harsh place?
A Geologist
2012-06-14 10:26:58 AM  
My cheek
she says
feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! says he
that's mine your pattin'
2012-06-14 10:32:33 AM  
the best word, Haboob.
Say Haboob, Haboob, Haboob!
Haboob, Haboob, boob.
2012-06-14 10:49:33 AM  
wind and sand unite
please crush the stupid quickly
leave no one alive
2012-06-14 10:51:50 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What is all this dust
Getting in my eyes, my mouth
Desert Bukkake

Desert Bukkake is the greatest thing I have read today. Thanks.
2012-06-14 10:53:58 AM  
You silly clowns
It's not just sand out here
Forty percent forest!

Guv'nor haikus bore
Arpaio ones do too
Get original

//got nuthin and don't usually do haikus... obviously
2012-06-14 11:29:49 AM  
This thread fell apart
I had great hope this morning
I am disappoint
2012-06-14 12:17:53 PM  

offacue: This thread fell apart
I had great hope this morning
I am disappoint

I agree fully
Came expecting lots of wit
Leaving rather sad.
2012-06-14 12:45:32 PM  
shiat gets in my pool
And then I have to clean it
Cocksucking haboob!
2012-06-15 12:06:36 AM  
Hey ya whining sods
Get your sh*t together
write some haikus, man!
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