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(The Sun)   Thirty-year-old woman spends more than £10,000 on OMG DAT ASS (w NSFW /pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 227
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2012-06-13 10:51:48 PM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2012-06-13 10:54:40 PM  
She's shaped like the king from Wizard of Id!
 
2012-06-13 10:57:25 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 11:00:33 PM  
That is not right.
 
2012-06-13 11:08:46 PM  
Can't accuse her of not being practical. If she fell over, she'd bounce right back up like a Bouncy Ball, and she'll never have to take a cushion to the cricket. She'd also make a great target for drone missile practice.
 
2012-06-13 11:09:33 PM  
That second pic... The one in the bathroom. I can't get the sound of that Old Spice guy out of my head... instead of "I'm on a horse" he says "I am a horse."

Neigh...
 
2012-06-13 11:17:27 PM  
You mean I can haz a VW sized growth injected into my buttocks? To create something that makes buying jeans impossible for the rest of my now dramatically shortened life?
Where do I sign up?
 
2012-06-13 11:22:05 PM  
looks like two badly parked volkswagon bugs ,side by side.
 
2012-06-13 11:24:13 PM  
Also , for nerd points, who can tell me where that quote is from?
 
2012-06-13 11:24:42 PM  
Hottentot asses were all the rage in 1812:

netfiles.uiuc.edu
 
2012-06-13 11:34:27 PM  
...and also in the 1880s.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-13 11:36:55 PM  

Lorelle: ...and also in the 1880s.

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x504]


Yah, I don't think she was going for the refined Victorian look.
 
2012-06-13 11:44:47 PM  
Red? BOOoooooooooo, hiss.
 
2012-06-13 11:51:31 PM  
I'd inject her buttocks with my caulk.
 
2012-06-13 11:54:04 PM  
Someday she's going to regret that and go in for a centaurectomy.
 
2012-06-13 11:54:21 PM  

skatedrifter: Red? BOOoooooooooo, hiss.


IM AN IDIOT LOL
 
2012-06-13 11:55:11 PM  

skatedrifter: skatedrifter: Red? BOOoooooooooo, hiss.

IM AN IDIOT LOL


Green, YAAAYY!
 
2012-06-14 12:15:13 AM  
Hope she had some back-up beeps installed in those camel humps.
She'll be fun in middle seat in coach with those overlapping your arm rest on that trans-Atlantic flight.
The look on her face wedged up against the ceiling lamps and air nozzle will be priceless!
 
2012-06-14 12:36:14 AM  
lambiek.net
Approves...
 
2012-06-14 12:42:56 AM  
What doggy style may feel like:

www.jumponmarkslist.com
 
2012-06-14 12:44:02 AM  
Weebles wobble...
 
2012-06-14 12:44:54 AM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-06-14 12:45:21 AM  
cdnimg.visualizeus.com

/Unfortunately for her not available in booty shorts
 
2012-06-14 12:46:23 AM  
Grody.
 
2012-06-14 12:47:23 AM  
I'd rather see the dead cat pic.
 
2012-06-14 12:47:52 AM  
Tack on a set of legs and she could be a Centaur.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-14 12:47:52 AM  
'Scuse me, can I just set my drink here for a moment?
 
2012-06-14 12:48:57 AM  
Yes I am googling Vanity Wonder right now so what.

I'd hoppity-horse that thing until the handle fell off.
 
2012-06-14 12:49:29 AM  
She is sexy in the same way the elephant man was sexy.
 
2012-06-14 12:49:56 AM  
Interesting. Does she bring a curved stick and a sponge for crapping?

Because that booty's now too vast to clean.
 
2012-06-14 12:50:08 AM  
Well. We've apparently found at least one of Rob Liefeld's models.
 
2012-06-14 12:50:28 AM  
How does she take a crap? And to wipe her ass she would have to go wrist deep.
 
2012-06-14 12:53:04 AM  
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
 
2012-06-14 12:53:31 AM  
Badonkadonkdonk
 
2012-06-14 12:54:35 AM  
What the....? How is that even possible?

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY-PILLS!
 
2012-06-14 12:54:42 AM  

etherknot: She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.


OH. MY. GOD. BECKY!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-14 12:54:53 AM  

etherknot: She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.


What you did there...I see it!

/brilliant!
 
2012-06-14 12:54:54 AM  
I'm delighted that this sort of thing is killing people. Is that bad?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:13 AM  
Wonder if she can sleep on her back?
 
2012-06-14 12:55:58 AM  

sithon: Also , for nerd points, who can tell me where that quote is from?


Paraphrased from Red Dwarf, Rimmer commenting on Lister's buttocks.
 
2012-06-14 12:59:38 AM  
 
2012-06-14 01:00:12 AM  
1. Only one person thinks her name--Vanity--is relevant? Boy her mum and dad knew what to name their kid; wonder if they sat in the delivery room thinking "You know, the fruit of our loins might grow up and not only dye half her hair blonde, but she's probably going to inflate her ass to beach ball-sized proportions."

2. That's not an ass. That's about one inch removed from the human/horse thing. [Already been said, but bore repetition.]

3. Jesus that ass is huge.

4. Nice to know that black people around the world give their kids stupid names and that it isn't just an American phenomenon. Or is she American? I don't know.

5. Cheeky little minx, isn't she?
 
2012-06-14 01:00:41 AM  

Noah_Tall: Well. We've apparently found at least one of Rob Liefeld's models.


You know he'd look at her photo and say "What? She's perfect!"

Although she needs more pouches.
 
2012-06-14 01:01:27 AM  
That doesn't look like an ass. It looks like she formed steel cloth over a wheel of cheese, and then covered it in paper mache and brown glossy spray paint.

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-14 01:01:57 AM  

redhook: NSFW, Stomach


The bottom right looks like a denture mark.
 
2012-06-14 01:03:08 AM  
I can't lie. I like big butts, but that's going too far.
 
2012-06-14 01:03:19 AM  
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
 
2012-06-14 01:03:31 AM  
Badonkadumptruck
 
2012-06-14 01:03:54 AM  
images.mylot.com
 
2012-06-14 01:04:26 AM  

ongbok: How does she take a crap? And to wipe her ass she would have to go wrist deep.


bulldogs.rleague.com
 
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