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2012-06-14 02:41:50 AM

NevynFox: 'Scuse me, can I just set my drink here for a moment?


"I set my drink down and it walked away!"
 
2012-06-14 02:46:31 AM
That is a foul lookin' MotherFarker. Slay it brfore it's too late.
 
2012-06-14 02:52:36 AM
Thank god she didnt have $20k to spend on her arse.
 
2012-06-14 02:57:07 AM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]
I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)


Pushed to any size extreme, attractiveness of any characteristic decreases, as it increasingly looks like a deformity, and attractiveness is strongly tied to health. If this was her natural shape it would still be disturbing. And yes, awareness of her unhealthy use of industrial grade caulk makes people feel queasy, as a bit of toxic icing on the collapsed cake. You haven't discovered some sort of subtle psychological contradiction in our perceptions.
 
2012-06-14 02:58:52 AM
I don't think that hair is a natural colour either...

Makes you wonder, what else is fake.
 
2012-06-14 03:01:59 AM

Owangotang: No way she gets her crack completely clean. I don't need sh*t chunks raining down on me like boulders as she goes reverse cowgirl. Pass.


Of course she can clean her ass. Just like dudes who are not circumsized can clean their penis, and chicks (and dudes who pretend to be chicks) who get surgery can clean their tits.

I'm sorry that black women feel they have to do this and become more like the low self-esteem white women who have been getting tit jobs and low self-esteem asian women who have been getting eye jobs ...... and the positive male attention that comes with getting all of these type of jobs. If Vanity is an exotic dancer or video ho/vixen, it's an investment in her job to attract the money of black men, much like when white (and asian) exotic dancers got bigger and bigger and bigger tit implants in order to compete successfully for the money of white men.

Men respond to it, because men see women as parts. I saw a farker dude some days ago claim that he loved his wife's tit implants because it made her tits point straight to the ceiling when she lay on her back. That's not what real tits do, that's not even close what they're supposed to do when they're more than an A or B cup.............. but this dude is happy that his woman elected to get surgery to keep her man, and if it meant exaggerating a body part into something that doesn't exist in nature, then you do what you gotta do to keep your ATM.
 
2012-06-14 03:04:55 AM

Ivo Shandor: sithon: Also , for nerd points, who can tell me where that quote is from?

Paraphrased from Red Dwarf, Rimmer commenting on Lister's buttocks.


Ten nerd points awarded. That entiteles you to a wedgee or a swirlee.
 
2012-06-14 03:12:38 AM
Is it just me or does she kinda look like a Centaur that's lost two of it's legs?
 
2012-06-14 03:15:17 AM

Isildur: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]
I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)

Pushed to any size extreme, attractiveness of any characteristic decreases, as it increasingly looks like a deformity, and attractiveness is strongly tied to health. If this was her natural shape it would still be disturbing. And yes, awareness of her unhealthy use of industrial grade caulk makes people feel queasy, as a bit of toxic icing on the collapsed cake. You haven't discovered some sort of subtle psychological contradiction in our perceptions.


I call bullshiat. Being truly in good health, and what society says is proof of good health, are two different things. Otherwise, these two chicks

thechive.files.wordpress.com

wouldn't be called fat (and thus unhealthy); this chick

cdn.wg.uproxx.com

wouldn't have had her ad campaign photoshopped to imply she's unhealthy; and this chick

www.anorexia-reflections.com

wouldn't have to serve as a cautionary tale to get Tracy Gold and Christini Ricci to eat a fking sandwich or die, in spite of the propaganda of the Rachel Zoe's and asshole male homosexuals of the fashion and ballet world.

As for 'if that were her natural shape, it would still be disturbing', bull and shiat. No, fk you. Some women naturally have big asses, just like that Anna Song chick has naturally big udders. What's wrong is trying to artificially attain either shape.
 
2012-06-14 03:20:02 AM
Vanity thy name is... Vanity.
 
2012-06-14 03:25:27 AM

danceswithcrows: I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)


Waist-hip ratio is an indicator of fertility. Among other things.

Waist-hip ratio
 
2012-06-14 03:45:12 AM
I'm more of an ass man but even I find this to be way too extreme.

/would still hit that
//could put my beer on her ass, maybe hide some bud in her booty.
 
2012-06-14 03:45:52 AM

danceswithcrows: I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)


Have you even LOOKED at the images in the article?
 
2012-06-14 03:49:04 AM
Look on the bright side, she has her own chair wherever she goes.
 
2012-06-14 03:51:37 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Isildur: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]
I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)

Pushed to any size extreme, attractiveness of any characteristic decreases, as it increasingly looks like a deformity, and attractiveness is strongly tied to health. If this was her natural shape it would still be disturbing. And yes, awareness of her unhealthy use of industrial grade caulk makes people feel queasy, as a bit of toxic icing on the collapsed cake. You haven't discovered some sort of subtle psychological contradiction in our perceptions.

I call bullshiat. Being truly in good health, and what society says is proof of good health, are two different things. Otherwise, these two chicks



wouldn't be called fat (and thus unhealthy); this chick



wouldn't have had her ad campaign photoshopped to imply she's unhealthy; and this chick



wouldn't have to serve as a cautionary tale to get Tracy Gold and Christini Ricci to eat a fking sandwich or die, in spite of the propaganda of the Rachel Zoe's and asshole male homosexuals of the fashion and ballet world.

As for 'if that were her natural shape, it would still be disturbing', bull and shiat. No, fk you. Some women naturally have big asses, just like that Anna Song chick has naturally big udders. What's wrong is trying to artificially attain either shape.


Yes, some women are thick in the hips naturally. They don't, however, have quite literal bubble butts naturally.

Now quit your white-knighting, dumbass.
 
2012-06-14 04:05:39 AM
The answer to the question of "does my ass look big in this" has to be clear in her case. Her ass now looks big in everything. I don't get it, most women are on a diet in order to reduce the size of their posterior.

Maybe instead of losing weight, we just need to rearrange it, using a special 'fat magnet' device to draw unwanted fat into the ass or breast regions where it is welcomed.

Actually, what will happen when she just becomes plain old fat on top of that freaky bit?
 
2012-06-14 04:18:48 AM
 
2012-06-14 04:28:50 AM

Nidiot: I don't get it, most women are on a diet in order to reduce the size of their posterior.


Too much Jane Fonda tapes, she don't have a motor in the back of her Honda.
 
2012-06-14 04:31:32 AM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]


Those are asses I could get behind.
 
2012-06-14 04:43:46 AM
That's a lot of money to pay for an awkward end-table for your beer!
 
2012-06-14 04:46:04 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Isildur: attractiveness is strongly tied to health.

I call bullshiat.



fusillade762: Waist-hip ratio is an indicator of fertility. Among other things.


A WHR of 0.7 for women and 0.9 for men has been shown to correlate strongly with general health and fertility. Women within the 0.7 range have optimal levels of estrogen and are less susceptible to major diseases such as diabetes, cardiovascular disorders and ovarian cancers.[13]

Well, how about that.
 
2012-06-14 04:47:27 AM
Yuck.
 
2012-06-14 04:52:02 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Isildur: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]
I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)

Pushed to any size extreme, attractiveness of any characteristic decreases, as it increasingly looks like a deformity, and attractiveness is strongly tied to health. If this was her natural shape it would still be disturbing. And yes, awareness of her unhealthy use of industrial grade caulk makes people feel queasy, as a bit of toxic icing on the collapsed cake. You haven't discovered some sort of subtle psychological contradiction in our perceptions.

I call bullshiat. Being truly in good health, and what society says is proof of good health, are two different things. Otherwise, these two chicks

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x338]

wouldn't be called fat (and thus unhealthy); this chick

[cdn.wg.uproxx.com image 600x357]

wouldn't have had her ad campaign photoshopped to imply she's unhealthy; and this chick

[www.anorexia-reflections.com image 173x245]

wouldn't have to serve as a cautionary tale to get Tracy Gold and Christini Ricci to eat a fking sandwich or die, in spite of the propaganda of the Rachel Zoe's and asshole male homosexuals of the fashion and ballet world.

As for 'if that were her natural shape, it would still be disturbing', bull and shiat. No, fk you. Some women naturally have big asses, just like that Anna Song chick has naturally big udders. What's wrong is trying to artificially attain either shape.



Evolutionary biology is with me on this one. I said "tied", not solely dictated.
And "fk you"? Really? Where on earth did that come from? Do you yorself possess an enormous rump? Or is this some matter of you desperately wanting to think you're not in the minority in finding incredibly disproportionate rears attractive? I'm sorry, but not everything that's within the limits of natural possibility is also within the limits of what most people would consider attractive.

/the bizarre little world of the fashion industry elite is not society
//most heterosexual males in actual societies would agree that the women you posted are attractive.
///it's noticeable, though, that many "plus-size" models such as the ones you posted have noticeably thin faces for their weight
////weight preferences have of course varied somewhat over time
//that said, even Rubens or whoever carved the Venus of Willendorf probably wouldn't find the so-fat-they're-entirely-reliant-on-Hoverrounds people physically attractive
//interesting that you feel entitled to pass judgement that it's "wrong" for women alter themselves artificially
//people shouldn't be pressured by anyone else to go under the scalpel needlessly, but their bodies are their own property
 
2012-06-14 05:02:20 AM

TheJoe03: Nidiot: I don't get it, most women are on a diet in order to reduce the size of their posterior.

Too much Jane Fonda tapes, she don't have a motor in the back of her Honda.


Yes, but in this case, it's not so much a motor in the back of her Honda as it is an entire nuclear power plant.
 
2012-06-14 05:04:53 AM

ciberido: Yes, but in this case, it's not so much a motor in the back of her Honda as it is an entire nuclear power plant.


My anaconda don't want none if ya got TOO much buns, hun.

/agree with you, she probably saw too many Nicki Minaj videos.
 
2012-06-14 05:07:20 AM

Gawdzila: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Isildur: attractiveness is strongly tied to health.

I call bullshiat.

fusillade762: Waist-hip ratio is an indicator of fertility. Among other things.

A WHR of 0.7 for women and 0.9 for men has been shown to correlate strongly with general health and fertility. Women within the 0.7 range have optimal levels of estrogen and are less susceptible to major diseases such as diabetes, cardiovascular disorders and ovarian cancers.[13]
Well, how about that.



Not sure that the health effects are just as good if the waist-hip ratio only looks optimal as a result of the ass being so huge it resembles an aircraft carrier. Actually in order for this woman to get a ratio anywhere near a healthy 0.7 she have to gain some serious inches around the waist.

I did read however that men find a tiny waist attractive since it means the woman is less likely to already be pregnant. In evolutionary terms it would be a waste of time farking a woman who is already pregnant. Vanity's huge ass does make her waist look small and as though there is no bun in that oven, even if it does make her look deformed as a result.
 
2012-06-14 05:10:58 AM

Whistlers_Milf: Tack on a set of legs and she could be a Centaur.


And even this butt looks smaller.
 
2012-06-14 05:19:18 AM
She'd be hot without that beachball under her skin. It doesn't even look like a real ass. Sad.
 
2012-06-14 05:31:35 AM
To quote Joan Rivers "She doesn't have hemorrhoids, she has stalagtites"

//joan was talking about Kim Kardashian but it works here.
 
2012-06-14 05:35:44 AM
I don't know why anyone would want or would be attracted to a big ass?

Wasn't there a cartoon and a toy in the late 80s about bears that had rubber butts? I tried to find it but could not, but I had one of the toys when I was little.
 
2012-06-14 05:39:03 AM
static.neatoshop.com


/Why yes, I am shameless
//Available at your local Fark store
 
2012-06-14 05:47:26 AM
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 06:18:47 AM
www.shotpix.com

Approves.
 
2012-06-14 06:20:08 AM
I wonder what her farts sound like.
 
2012-06-14 06:22:58 AM
Tip #87 for identifying the mentally ill: gigantic butt implant
 
2012-06-14 06:28:13 AM

Peaceboy: Someday she's going to regret that and go in for a centaurectomy.


Probably the first time she takes a dump a realizes she can't reach to wipe anymore.
 
2012-06-14 06:35:37 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I wonder what her farts sound like.


Seconded. I'll bet they are impressive.

/ She must use a whole roll of TP after a dump, or maybe a squeegee
 
2012-06-14 06:48:46 AM

kg2095: Peaceboy: Someday she's going to regret that and go in for a centaurectomy.

Probably the first time she takes a dump a realizes she can't reach to wipe anymore.


Given the Grossing of the American Population, it might be time to invest in "The Bottom Buddy" only $40 on sale at OversizeSolutions.com, normally $60. For $5 worth of plastic, and $2 in Chinese slave labor:
www.oversizesolutions.com
 
2012-06-14 06:54:16 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I wonder what her farts sound like.


www.tuuba.net
 
2012-06-14 06:56:36 AM
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 06:57:03 AM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 346x500]
[crow202.org image 426x639]
I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)


While I DO find it aesthetically displeasing, many here disagree.. That has nothing to do with why I think the woman dumber than a stump.
 
2012-06-14 06:57:16 AM
dumbimages.net
 
2012-06-14 06:57:19 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I wonder what her farts sound like.

[www.tuuba.net image 212x240]


Yeah, I'm thinking like that, only crossed with the sound of polite applause at a tennis match as her butt cheeks keep flapping in the breeze.
 
2012-06-14 06:58:39 AM

Joce678: burning_bridge: Well, at least everything else on her looks okay. I feel bad that her self image was such that she felt she had to do something that extreme.

It's no worse than facial tattoos or stretched earlobes.


The hell are you talking about? Those are highly unlikely to cause your death. What's the mortality rate among black market surgeries? 50%?
 
2012-06-14 07:03:14 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Men respond to it, because men see women as parts.


God damn am I ever tired of seeing this repeating meme. Fark you.

It's okay to slander men - literally all men - but you're bending over backwards to call this anything but a monumentally stupid decision?
 
2012-06-14 07:05:10 AM
I doubt there's going to be another thread more fun than this one today.

two thoughts: Does she fit into a pair of jeans, and if so where are the pics?

/and how does she move forward when she walks
//three questions
 
2012-06-14 07:10:36 AM
And as usual I've answered my own question here.

allhiphop.files.wordpress.com

/hot like a plumber's crack in July
 
2012-06-14 07:15:50 AM
i401.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 07:17:09 AM

CognaciousThunk: And as usual I've answered my own question here.

[allhiphop.files.wordpress.com image 620x930]

/hot like a plumber's crack in July


You could play poker on that

Well that could mean many things
 
2012-06-14 07:25:26 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I wonder what her farts sound like.

[www.tuuba.net image 212x240]


Coincidentally, coffee leaving my mouth sounds like that before it splashes on my keyboard.

/hoping her farts don't end in a splash
//or splash in her end
 
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