Good idea, implant floatation devices so you'll float in the water. Stay away from prickly pricks though...

I think everyone has this all wrong. She was obviously allergic to bees and was stung in the buttocks. That is the only explanation for that kind of swelling.

Clicks, sees the picture:

TFA - ...black market surgeries

/that's racist
//sir mix-a-lot approves

jprogram: Good idea, implant floatation devices so you'll float in the water. Stay away from prickly pricks though...

She'd still drown. Just facedown with nothing but her ass sticking out of the water.

And that second pic also had me GISing for "black female centaur".

on black market surgeries

Getting a black ass from the black market. You don't say...

I wonder if she pays double for airline seats. She should

Photoshopped bullshiat. Look who published this.

She definitely looks better without the half-bleached hair. I don't think that's really flattering.

Benjimin_Dover: on black market surgeries

Getting a black ass from the black market. You don't say...

Speaking of black ass, what is it with black guys and ginormous asses? I just don't see anything attractive about an elephant size posterior.

really? no Khoikhoi women/ Hottentot Venus pics?

hmm...strict filtering should be sfw, so here...



ah heck here she is..


/hot, like dat ass

redhook: Benjimin_Dover: on black market surgeries

Getting a black ass from the black market. You don't say...

Speaking of black ass, what is it with black guys and ginormous asses? I just don't see anything attractive about an elephant size posterior.

There is a vastly larger selection of fat white girls than slim white girls.

fusillade762: jprogram: Good idea, implant floatation devices so you'll float in the water. Stay away from prickly pricks though...

She'd still drown. Just facedown with nothing but her ass sticking out of the water.

And that second pic also had me GISing for "black female centaur".

Cause it's the way I like to fark,
It's face down and ass up

there is dat ass, and then there is disgusting. guess which one this is.

I assume many Farkers would think the images above depict people with aesthetically pleasing shapes. (I Could Be Wrong.)

However, many Farkers look at the images from the article and say OMG NO WAI!!1! Aesthetics are funny, ain't they? There's probably a set of anthropology/psychology papers in investigating what folks think about and how they react to body modification surgery like that depicted in TFA. (Got citations? Post 'em! I don't have any; I do computer junk, not anthro/psych....)

You know they always have these centaur drawings all wrong. They say half human, half horse but they always draw 1/2 human 3/4 horse. I guess artists suck at math.

FTA: "Now anyone on the corner will inject you with what they buy at the Kwik-E-Mart or at the gas station."



/O'RLY?

/Approves

The second picture with the towel looks like there's a midget under there.

I am both amused & saddened by this thread...

She should hook up with one of those freaks who injects his dick with silicon until it's basically nonfunctional for all practical purposes. Link NSFW

Imagine the porn they could make. Contemplate in wonder and despair.

Well, at least everything else on her looks okay. I feel bad that her self image was such that she felt she had to do something that extreme.

Steagopygians.

sithon: Also , for nerd points, who can tell me where that quote is from?

Red Dwarf

she sits down and is still standing

burning_bridge: Well, at least everything else on her looks okay. I feel bad that her self image was such that she felt she had to do something that extreme.

It's no worse than facial tattoos or stretched earlobes.

strawbury78: Badonkadonkdonk

WIN

Could be worse. That's an HTC Evo 3D she's holding. That abomination could be coming at you in 3 dimensions!

/Yes, I'm a little ashamed to have the same phone as that useless twunt.

steerforth: Can't accuse her of not being practical. If she fell over, she'd bounce right back up like a Bouncy Ball, and she'll never have to take a cushion to the cricket. She'd also make a great target for drone missile practice.

Whistlers_Milf: Tack on a set of legs and she could be a Centaur.

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I was going to mention that she looked like a centaur that had just had an operation to have the horse parts removed. That 2nd pic is what really gave me the Mrs. Ed impression in my mind.

Damn, she's hot aside from the horrible ass implant.

...revealing US women are hooked on the craze.

No. Idiots exist all over the world.

I wonder how it's done before surgery was invented.

maram500: 4. Nice to know that black people around the world give their kids stupid names and that it isn't just an American phenomenon. Or is she American? I don't know.

She's unsurprisingly American

Here is a video interview

Remember, folks, she did this ON PURPOSE.

Ivo Shandor: sithon: Also , for nerd points, who can tell me where that quote is from?

Paraphrased from Red Dwarf, Rimmer commenting on Lister's buttocks.



Really that quote is from Red Dwarf? I want to believe you.

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I like big butts and I cannot HOLY SHAIT SERIOUSLY, DAMN

LMAO

No way she gets her crack completely clean. I don't need sh*t chunks raining down on me like boulders as she goes reverse cowgirl. Pass.

Ambivalence: Lorelle: ...and also in the 1880s.

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Yah, I don't think she was going for the refined Victorian look.

Refined? What an interesting choice of a word. Or maybe it's just par for the course. Anyway, that's not what Lorelle is saying, but showing that photo, especially when putting it directly beneath Sara Baartman.

Surprisingly it is from Red Dwarf, pretty sure it's from 'Bodyswap'

Much more appropriate quote to describe that comes from Eddie Hitler


"everytime you bend over it looks like two zeppelins having it off"

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I wonder how it's done before surgery was invented.

Is it true that the middle one may be a representation of how a woman looks to herself when she glances down at her pregnant belly?