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(Click Orlando)   Thirty-two-year-old science teacher arrested for having sex with her student. Verdict: Hittable (w/mugshot)   (clickorlando.com) divider line 125
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2012-06-13 08:30:20 PM  
People love when this happens.
 
2012-06-13 08:34:42 PM  
images.rottentomatoes.com
 
2012-06-13 08:46:48 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-06-13 08:59:52 PM  
She looks like a turtle, weird rounded shoulders.
 
2012-06-13 09:02:21 PM  

bdub77: She looks like a turtle, weird rounded shoulders.


Knees too sharpShoulders too round.
 
2012-06-13 09:04:55 PM  

slayer199:


This.
 
2012-06-13 09:22:09 PM  
Who the fark clicks a link claiming to contain a hot woman and actually still expects a hot woman?
 
2012-06-13 09:37:24 PM  
She's actually not that bad (especially compared to the normal "hittable" teachers people link to) if you watch the video. The mugshot is all messed up and has done some weird shiat to her shoulders/chest, but the video of her walking around shows its just a bad mugshot.
 
2012-06-13 09:41:24 PM  

GAT_00: Who the fark clicks a link claiming to contain a hot woman and actually still expects a hot woman?


Fark liters. We do it for the lulz.
 
2012-06-13 09:41:46 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-13 09:47:44 PM  
That's a big woman...

/goonie goo-goo
 
2012-06-13 10:37:49 PM  
80k bond??? wtf
really???
because she is such a danger to society ???
LOL
 
2012-06-13 10:51:12 PM  
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2012-06-13 11:04:06 PM  

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Uh... so is that you switching between the right and left hand, or is there some strange technique I am unaware of?

/If there is, I prefer to remain ignorant of it.
//It looks like it could break something.
 
2012-06-13 11:24:05 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

She blinded him!
 
2012-06-13 11:28:13 PM  
subby obviously means the reporter in the video. She's the only one in that story that isn't a troglodyte.
 
2012-06-13 11:38:58 PM  
The wrap of Khan.
 
2012-06-14 12:22:07 AM  
Sexual battery, my ass.
 
2012-06-14 12:22:25 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [images.rottentomatoes.com image 300x225]


slayer199: [i.qkme.me image 625x625]


Came for these, will sleep well.
 
2012-06-14 12:23:45 AM  
FTA: According to the Imagine Schools website, Imagine Schools is a full-service operator of public charter schools

I guess they aren't kidding.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:16 AM  
Guidelines explained to subby.

Reporter on the street = hittable
Defendent = ewww, ewww, ewww.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:47 AM  
There was a little head involved, that's for sure.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:04 AM  
Some people when they go through puberty might form sexual associations with characters in cartoons they were watching at that age. For example I'm sure that in many of Fark's redhead threads there are farkers who may have developed that taste in part due to the character of April in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Subby apparently was sexually attracted to the Goon in Popeye.
 
2012-06-14 12:26:12 AM  
HIttable....with a shovel.
 
2012-06-14 12:26:39 AM  
Did they Photoshop a skinny woman's head on a fat woman's body??
 
2012-06-14 12:29:41 AM  
home.comcast.net
 
2012-06-14 12:32:41 AM  
bwilson27:

Sexual battery, my ass.

Maybe she forced him to receive a BJ. No normal 14 year old guy would do that voluntarily, right?
 
2012-06-14 12:36:09 AM  

Stoj: There was a little head involved, that's for sure.


Nice. +1 Interweb

I just picture her riding atop a horse with the rest of the horde. A little head would help with aerodynamics, which she would need to compensate for the mass below it.
 
2012-06-14 12:38:33 AM  
I see no pics. Only some almost assuredly POS flash.

Although judging from the thread so far I may have dodged a bullet.
 
2012-06-14 12:38:46 AM  

bangmaid: subby obviously means the reporter in the video. She's the only one in that story that isn't a troglodyte.


The reporter in the video is quite possibly the worst reporter I've ever seen. WTF did she do, flunk out of journalism school?
 
2012-06-14 12:38:55 AM  
i.imgur.com
DO NOT WANT
PASS
 
2012-06-14 12:39:58 AM  
 
2012-06-14 12:40:09 AM  
Hittable... with my fist.
 
2012-06-14 12:41:05 AM  
Hittable, with a stick.
 
2012-06-14 12:42:08 AM  
you bunch of useless twats.. post the damn picture..


oh.

fine, i'll take one for the team.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-14 12:42:28 AM  
Hittable.

Knees must be too sharp for the morans up there.
 
2012-06-14 12:42:31 AM  
You can have the teacher...I'll take the reporter TYVM.

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2012-06-14 12:44:34 AM  

strutin: you bunch of useless twats.. post the damn picture..


oh.

fine, i'll take one for the team.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x505]


i don't understand... does she have a really wide body or a really small head?
 
2012-06-14 12:45:26 AM  
this one is cropped to myspace specs.. plus you get how proud she seems to be...

cfnews13.com

I would hit this pic.
 
2012-06-14 12:46:32 AM  
My 7th grade science teacher was the first adult I ever had a crush on.

Mrs. Burkle, it turned me on to see you nonchalantly dissect night crawlers. You will always be the one great unrequited love of my life.

//not really. There've been lots of others.
 
2012-06-14 12:46:52 AM  

snuff3r: GAT_00: Who the fark clicks a link claiming to contain a hot woman and actually still expects a hot woman?

Fark liters. We do it for the lulz.


Boy. Wolf. You've all cried it. No film at 11.
 
2012-06-14 12:50:33 AM  
They teach science in Florida?
 
2012-06-14 12:53:35 AM  
That news anchor looks like a hot version of Beverly D'Angelo.
 
2012-06-14 12:55:14 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [images.rottentomatoes.com image 300x225]


damit, beat me to it
**tiny fists shakin**
 
2012-06-14 12:59:15 AM  
Sex is mostly science
 
2012-06-14 01:00:35 AM  
@ 14? I'd have hit the chair she was sittin' on if she moved wrong. @ 18 meh @ 24 no
 
2012-06-14 01:02:46 AM  
Your Average Witty Fark User:

bangmaid: subby obviously means the reporter in the video. She's the only one in that story that isn't a troglodyte.

The reporter in the video is quite possibly the worst reporter I've ever seen. WTF did she do, flunk out of journalism school?


Ain't you expecting just a little too much from a "news" personality in Florida? Why do you think they hired her and not a freckled guy with buck teeth?

"We got the bubble-headed bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye"
- D. Henley
 
2012-06-14 01:03:48 AM  
symonsez.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-14 01:05:43 AM  
Hittable...

Subby, how long has it been for you, you poor bastard?
 
2012-06-14 01:05:44 AM  
Damned Mongols.
 
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