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(AZCentral)   Def Leppard has no shame. "You get in the shower one day and go, 'I wonder if Tom Cruise will ever sing 'Pour Some Sugar on Me?' "   (azcentral.com) divider line 51
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2012-06-13 08:23:41 PM
Anybody who sings "Pour Some Sugar on Me" out loud has no shame: Def Leppard, Tom Cruise, subby, anyone.

However, that's not a bad thing. It's a fun song to sing, but it requires shamelessness, especially once you figure out in the first minute or so it's about strippers.
 
2012-06-13 10:11:41 PM
What has nine arms and sucks?
 
2012-06-13 11:22:21 PM
I'm against it. All of it.
 
2012-06-13 11:24:14 PM
Everything Def Leopard did after High'n Dry was pretty much made for the teen female audience. Yea I'm sure I'll catch shiat over that , flame away.
 
2012-06-13 11:26:07 PM
After seeing the preview, i couldn't decide if Tom cruise singing that horrible drivel, or the original band singing that from long ago was more gay. Still undecided.
 
2012-06-13 11:28:14 PM
Actually if you read the quote, he is not saying he thought about it. He is wishing he thought about it.

/just saying...
 
2012-06-13 11:29:57 PM
I like how The Beatles and Queen have enough good songs to fill out their own respective musicals, but it took about a dozen crappy 80s hair metal bands scraping the bottom of the barrel of their catalogs to find enough music for Rock of Ages. I know Tom Cruise has slipped in recent years, but...Rock of Ages? Really?
 
2012-06-13 11:30:01 PM
So, you're in the shower, thinking about Tom Cruise,......

You're in the shower.

Thinking about Tom Cruise.
 
2012-06-13 11:32:16 PM

Hector Remarkable: So, you're in the shower, thinking about Tom Cruise,......

You're in the shower.

Thinking about Tom Cruise.


And he's thinking about you.
 
2012-06-13 11:33:44 PM
I've always been more a fan of Hearing-Impaired Cheetah.
 
2012-06-13 11:47:23 PM

ArkAngel: What has nine arms and sucks?


A: Def Leppard
 
2012-06-13 11:49:06 PM
the dream is always the same, instead of going home - i go to the neighbors
no answer to the door, so i go to the shower to see wjhats what
what's she doing there, i don't know, she does not live there
/dreams!
 
2012-06-14 12:02:39 AM
Their first four albums were great (especially the first 3). I think they've made 3 songs since that I didn't hate. Still, I'll always have a soft spot for them. Pyromania was the first album I ever bought.
 
2012-06-14 12:04:18 AM

fusillade762: Hector Remarkable: So, you're in the shower, thinking about Tom Cruise,......

You're in the shower.

Thinking about Tom Cruise.

And he's thinking about you.


i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-14 12:06:02 AM

ArkAngel: What has nine arms and sucks?


Four and a half prostitutes.
 
2012-06-14 12:24:27 AM
If hair bands make a comeback, that might be the end of the ozone layer.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:45 AM
I just saw the full trailer for this abortion and I've never more desperaterly wanted to punch a baby in my life. Fark everyone involved. Yeah, that includes a slumming Baldwin.
 
2012-06-14 12:28:26 AM
i1.squidoocdn.com

Rick Allens (Def Leppards drummer) when he had 2 arms
 
2012-06-14 12:52:41 AM
When I read the headline I didn't see the word "sing"
 
2012-06-14 01:01:30 AM

fusillade762: Hector Remarkable: So, you're in the shower, thinking about Tom Cruise,......

You're in the shower.

Thinking about Tom Cruise.

And he's thinking about you.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-14 01:03:02 AM

skinink: ArkAngel: What has nine arms and sucks?

Four and a half prostitutes.


and an octopus with a shopvac
 
2012-06-14 01:17:18 AM
Pour Some Sugar On Me is one of my most loathed songs.

"Pour some sugar on me in the name of love"
"I'm hot, sticky sweet, from my head down to my feet."

If I ever saw someone singing along with those lyrics and enjoying themselves, I could never look at them the same way again.
 
2012-06-14 01:17:33 AM
How about an album of new music?
 
2012-06-14 01:18:46 AM
What is it with hair bands deliberately misspelling their names?

Def Leppard.
Ratt.
Motley Crüe.

I blame Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.
 
2012-06-14 01:18:53 AM

Pyro Messiah: Their first four albums were great (especially the first 3). I think they've made 3 songs since that I didn't hate. Still, I'll always have a soft spot for them. Pyromania was the first album I ever bought.


Same here. I distinctly remember buying the album at Peaches. It was the first record I bought entirely with my own money.
 
2012-06-14 01:21:19 AM
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy.
 
2012-06-14 01:39:46 AM
Joe Elliot is completely delusional in interviews. I had low expectations when I saw them live last summer and I was shocked by how good they were. Joe's voice can be hit and miss, but he nailed it that night. I just wish they would give Vivian Campbell more to do. He wrote Holy Diver, for Stapp's sake!

Audiences beg them to play their older (ie good) songs and they just refuse to listen.
 
2012-06-14 01:48:52 AM

expobill: skinink: ArkAngel: What has nine arms and sucks?

Four and a half prostitutes.

and an octopus with a shopvac


The correct answer has always been a REALLY pissed off giant squid.
 
2012-06-14 01:55:17 AM
1. no matter what you think about Cruise, you've got to give him cred on his work-ethic, commitment and intensity
2. so what, if they get their songs out...past their time; it's a bit more money, a bit more shine. Does an ol' boy good.

3. Love the song for what it does to the girls surrounding me. :)


/yes, I have no shame...but I got laid a lot...so put that with your "ideals"
 
2012-06-14 01:56:42 AM

expobill: the dream is always the same, instead of going home - i go to the neighbors
no answer to the door, so i go to the shower to see wjhats what
what's she doing there, i don't know, she does not live there
/dreams!


What you did there...funny.

velvet_fog: I like how The Beatles and Queen have enough good songs to fill out their own respective musicals, but it took about a dozen crappy 80s hair metal bands scraping the bottom of the barrel of their catalogs to find enough music for Rock of Ages. I know Tom Cruise has slipped in recent years, but...Rock of Ages? Really?


Poison has close to an album's worth of "hits;" but, by and large, I agree 80's hair metal was full of one hit wonders. Of course, depending on whether or not you consider GNR 80's hair metal, they would an exception. I can't even imagine what an Appetite for Destruction musical would be like.
 
2012-06-14 02:21:53 AM
Seeing the previews for Rock of Ages was bad enough, have no intentions of seeing this movie getting scientology all over the classics. I thought John Travolta did a better job of it in Hairspray anyway.
 
2012-06-14 02:58:10 AM

fusillade762: What is it with hair bands deliberately misspelling their names?

Def Leppard.
Ratt.
Motley Crüe.

I blame Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.


Plus any band that uses a Z instead of an S.

And Linkin Park. Oh sweet Jesus how I hate Linkin Park.

Pyromania and High & Dry were both excellent albums. Just wanted to say that. Out loud. But you can't hear me.
 
2012-06-14 03:04:06 AM

gokc69: fusillade762: What is it with hair bands deliberately misspelling their names?

Def Leppard.
Ratt.
Motley Crüe.

I blame Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.

Plus any band that uses a Z instead of an S.

And Linkin Park. Oh sweet Jesus how I hate Linkin Park.


For modern bands we can't forget Korn and Limp Bizkit.
 
2012-06-14 03:19:58 AM

fusillade762: gokc69: fusillade762: What is it with hair bands deliberately misspelling their names?

Def Leppard.
Ratt.
Motley Crüe.

I blame Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.

Plus any band that uses a Z instead of an S.

And Linkin Park. Oh sweet Jesus how I hate Linkin Park.

For modern bands we can't forget Korn and Limp Bizkit.


and Nickelback. Because it's cool to hate on Nickelback
 
2012-06-14 03:32:25 AM
No, but in there on his own with only his body thetans there as witnesses he might sing "Blast Some Semen On Me."
 
2012-06-14 04:44:19 AM

CSM101: fusillade762: gokc69: fusillade762: What is it with hair bands deliberately misspelling their names?

Def Leppard.
Ratt.
Motley Crüe.

I blame Led Zeppelin and The Beatles.

Plus any band that uses a Z instead of an S.

And Linkin Park. Oh sweet Jesus how I hate Linkin Park.

For modern bands we can't forget Korn and Limp Bizkit.

and Nickelback. Because it's cool to hate on Nickelback


Since your profile indicates you're from Canada, let me just say shut the fark up, Chad. Your band sucks and you know it.
 
2012-06-14 05:03:07 AM

Intoxoman: Everything Def Leopard did after High'n Dry was pretty much made for the teen female audience. Yea I'm sure I'll catch shiat over that , flame away.


It's pop. Sometimes you gotta have a little fun with pop music.

velvet_fog: I like how The Beatles and Queen have enough good songs to fill out their own respective musicals, but it took about a dozen crappy 80s hair metal bands scraping the bottom of the barrel of their catalogs to find enough music for Rock of Ages. I know Tom Cruise has slipped in recent years, but...Rock of Ages? Really?


Wasn't there a movie made with music from the Beatles not too long ago that was musical-ish (I want to say it was called "Across the Universe")?

I don't care about a Queen musical. Frankly, any imitation of Freddie Mercury will just sound awful.

Oh, and Balls of Fury was a great movie.
 
2012-06-14 07:04:46 AM
I'm being dragged to this movie this weekend.
Jebus, the things we do for women.

Sigh....
 
2012-06-14 07:19:07 AM

Ow! That was my feelings!: I just saw the full trailer for this abortion and I've never more desperaterly wanted to punch a baby in my life. Fark everyone involved. Yeah, that includes a slumming Baldwin.


You're being glib.

/My friends brother was in the Broadway production of Rock of Ages, so Im getting a kick etc...
 
2012-06-14 07:51:53 AM
Pour some delusional brainwashed Scientology on me.
 
2012-06-14 07:55:10 AM

fusillade762: Hector Remarkable: So, you're in the shower, thinking about Tom Cruise,......

You're in the shower.

Thinking about Tom Cruise.


and he'd in the shower thinking about John Travolta
 
2012-06-14 08:46:32 AM
That commercial with Alec Baldwin singing Nothin' But a Good Time turned me off from this movie entirely. Not that I was all that interested to begin with.

Then he does a crowd dive, must be some strong people in that audience.
 
2012-06-14 09:02:35 AM
I love Def Leppard - they will always be a guilty pleasure for me. For that matter, I love half of the songs in the movie.

I'd rather stick an ice pick in my eye than go to see that garbage. They took something awesome and turned it into Glee.
 
2012-06-14 09:11:26 AM

kukukupo: I love Def Leppard - they will always be a guilty pleasure for me. For that matter, I love half of the songs in the movie.

I'd rather stick an ice pick in my eye than go to see that garbage. They took something awesome and turned it into Glee.


Def Lepard in the 80s might as well have been called Glee Does Metal if Glee had been around back then.
 
2012-06-14 09:13:24 AM
BEST

BAND

EVER

PERIOD.
 
2012-06-14 10:57:54 AM

fusillade762: I've always been more a fan of Hearing-Impaired Cheetah.


Who is still not as good as Paraplegic Bobcat.
 
2012-06-14 05:18:39 PM

defjoe: BEST

BAND

EVER

PERIOD.


I agree with this post!
 
2012-06-14 06:15:19 PM

defjoe: BEST

BAND

EVER

PERIOD.


So much this.
 
2012-06-14 08:31:25 PM

defjoe: BEST

BAND

EVER

PERIOD.


Wow you aim high
 
2012-06-15 11:51:04 AM
Def Leppard were the ones with Milton Berle in their video, Cinderella did the Anne Murray cover "Balls to the Wall", Mutt Lange married Faith Hill and produced some of Thomas Dolby's first LPs.

Get it straight pls...
 
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