No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"

Even kitteh is getting in on the bondage. I think someone's rope-work is a bit sloppy, though.

If I wasn't about to go to bed, I would contribute some CSBs.

Okay, one before I drift off to dream-land:
I was out camping with the local scene people, we had a group campsite nicely set up in a discrete location, complete with privacy screening. Unfortunately, the trailhead near the campsite, which was supposed to be closed for the weekend, was not, in fact, closed. This meant that mid-afternoon we were suddenly inundated by people wandering by the campsite, quite a few of whom walked away with rather curious looks on their faces. I'm not sure if it was the people suspended in the spider web, the flogging, the violet wand, or what, but I bet at least a few of them came up with some new ideas to try out when they got home.
/CSB

My Mistress has granted me permission to get a kick out of some of these replies.

I lurv Ms. Addams..



/ROWR!!!!!

LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?

Biting is one of thoes indescribable, sexy things that your either into, or your not.

I like to be bitten all over lightly as foreplay, but hard during sex... It's the interplay of pain and pleasure... And the fact that a studly man biting the hell out of you is about as farking sexy as it gets!

Personally I liked the explanation that "I just wanted to test my limits"

/that cd cover a multitude of sins

Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Sticks and stone may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me

*takes Subby off my to-do list*

I love how people think it is their moral duty to come into a thread they know god damn good and well has nothing of interest to them, and spout off about how anyone that doesn't have missionary, lights out, don't make a sound, sex is depraved, immoral, and ranked lower of the life meter than a Catholic Priest.

STFU and go do whatever the fark it is you like doing with your life. The rest of us will be over here playing with our toys and the people that love them used on them.

A wonderful day... I hope you have it.

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Speak. Now, Beg!

Even villains need a pet.

Nur für mich bist du am Leben
Only for me are you alive
Ich steckt dir Orden ins Gesicht
I put Medals in your face (I am superior to you)
Du bist mir ganz und gar ergeben
You are entirely submissive to me
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht
You love me because I don't love you

Du blutest für mein Seelenheil
You bleed for my salvation
Ein kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geil
A small cut and you're horny
Der Körper schon total entstellt
The body already totally disfigured
Egal, erlaubt ist was gefällt
Whatever, anything goes

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams

Bei dir habe ich die Wahl der Qual
With you have I the choice of torment
Stacheldraht im Harnkanal
Barbed wire in urethra
Leg dein Fleisch in Salz und Eiter
Put your flesh in salt and pus
Erst stirbst du doch dann lebst du weiter
First you die (come) but then you live on

Biße, Tritte, harte Schläge
Bites, kicks, hard blows
Nadeln, Zangen, stumpfe Säge
Needles, pliers, dull saw
Wünsch dir was, ich sag nicht nein
Make a wish, I won't say no
Und führ dir Nagetiere ein
And lead the rodents in

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams
Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams

Du bist das Schiff, ich der Kapitän
You are the ship, I'm the captain
Wohin soll denn die Reise gehen
Where do you want to go
Ich seh im Spiegel dein Gesicht
I see your face in the mirror
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht
You love me because I don't love you

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams


Such a romantic song, and it got banned in Germany until the courts struck the ban. Those Europeans aren't as free-thinking as we assume they are :)

/Rammstein für immer!

Oh, it is another of those threads.

A lot of "tee hee," a bunch of AW'ing, and a whole lot of eye rolling.

"Oh yeah, I used the Johnsonator 4000 on my gal this weekend,"

"That got the Reamator with the hand tooled leather boob scraper?"

"The very same."

snore.....

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

..so you read a fark link, and an article about it, then a fark thread about it, then gave a post about it.

but you don' t want to know anything about it and everyone should keep a lid on it ?


Perhaps people don't take you very seriously for a reason.

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Speaking of not being right in the head...

Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.

Hay, YOU married her. If it's that bad, go get another one that WILL be down for the kinky shiat.

///Trade UP my man... trade up.

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.

This makes me unhappy friend, let me know if I can help.

Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

The best place for handcuffs and shackles is a police supply store. Big assed zip ties, Home Despot is best. Hose clamps(don't ask), Auto-Zone.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Im not against it...

///Wanna run the camera?

MadAzza: irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

It's discipline.

The D in D&S is dominance.

In my book? It's dominance. I prefer more of the dominating and a little less of the discipline. And it suddenly was put into my book when other commenters basically said "Do what you want."

kellynoel: CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.

Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.

Uh, I'm sure you guys can translate that last sentence into something legible.

Oldiron_79: If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon

also thumb screws, no dungeon is complete without them

"Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper, and promised to make sure to tidy up after herself next time.

LOL.... honey wait till you come to the Puritanical States of America...if you think Sweden is conservative when it comes to human sexuality...

Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

What I'm getting from this article is that in Sweden it's perfectly cool to walk into an abandoned building and set up shop.

CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

As I understand it, it can be either. But I'm not a purist and although I'm very much in to most elements and associate with the community I find quite a few things really funny & silly. There is a lot of well you're not a real dominant, submissive etc. because of some teeny little thing. Reminds me of the baptist joke about one year's reformation being a heretic.

LazerFish: Is that common among females?

In my experience it is pretty common. Not quite as common as rape fantasy though. I swear every girl I meet has fantasies about being raped. Wtf?

If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon

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So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?


She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.

Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.

Yes, yes you do.

Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...

Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL

Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

BronyMedic: No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.

You sound hot. Just sayin'.

I LOVE MY SEX DUNGEON!!!

Mrs Peel, you're needed.

Can it be both?

She was into whips and chains
And I was into the pain