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2012-06-13 11:06:53 PM  
If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.
 
2012-06-13 11:16:04 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.


We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!
 
2012-06-13 11:20:03 PM  

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!


Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )
 
2012-06-13 11:25:57 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )


Yummy
 
2012-06-13 11:28:29 PM  

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy


Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.
 
2012-06-13 11:32:10 PM  
 
2012-06-13 11:34:01 PM  
FTFA: set up at an abandoned military bunker

That's the mistake. My sex chamber is a much more secure location.
 
2012-06-13 11:34:17 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy

Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.


Go ahead. Eip and all that
 
2012-06-13 11:37:18 PM  
www.hotflick.net

sensuallyyourshawaii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 11:37:58 PM  
That poor kid can't ever play the dozens again....
 
2012-06-13 11:38:23 PM  
Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

well if you like electricity don't forget the old school army crank field phones.
 
2012-06-13 11:53:03 PM  
Hmmmmmm...I guess it's a good thing my dungeon is not somewhere that someone of the general public could stumble across it.

:P
 
2012-06-13 11:54:48 PM  

Oldiron_79: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

well if you like electricity don't forget the old school army crank field phones.


Good ole TA-312.

29J Teletype tech here. The 29N were the phone/switchboard/cable techs. SInce my shiat rarely broke down, I worked in the other three sections a lot. 29E AM/FM radio techs and the 29M microwave/satellite techs.

Everytime I see either a skeeter or an old field phone, I think of the times we would kill the time doing stupid stuff like pull the wings off a giant skeet and then hook the two leads up to two of the legs there on the repair bench. Crank the phone and watch as she raises all her legs up as if she was saying "Hi there!"
 
2012-06-14 12:13:03 AM  

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy

Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.

Go ahead. Eip and all that


Sorry, not sure what I'm typing in wrong. Just going to let you know how to find the fun threads, send me an EM if you want.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:00 AM  
 
2012-06-14 12:27:41 AM  
I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...
 
2012-06-14 12:34:53 AM  

Sensei Can You See: ProfessorOhki: made me wonder if there's a measurable potential across the nipples

Somebody else may already have said this, but it's dangerous to let any current travel across the chest -- from hand to hand or nipple to nipple, etc. -- because it can pass thru the heart.


C'mon now; I called out hooked-tipped oscilloscope probes by name, I know this. Still good advice though.

/Potential isn't current
//What I was joking about would essentially be an ECG
///But with nipples
 
2012-06-14 12:45:53 AM  

Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...


Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..
 
2012-06-14 12:48:02 AM  

Need Help Soonish: They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

i47.tinypic.com

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)


I don't really get the attraction, but I'm sure she's a fine mannequin.
 
2012-06-14 12:56:08 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...

Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..


Actually, I didn't feel it too bad. The nipple clamps however..
Let's just say when I got dressed the next day, it was far too painful to wear a bra. I probably wouldn't do that again.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:58 AM  
Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!
 
2012-06-14 01:03:34 AM  

Jadedgrl: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...

Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..

Actually, I didn't feel it too bad. The nipple clamps however..
Let's just say when I got dressed the next day, it was far too painful to wear a bra. I probably wouldn't do that again.


I can imagine, I was wondering about that from the earlier pic of the alligator clip. I mean some things are fun while they last and then the pain afterward is well, not so fun.
 
2012-06-14 01:16:37 AM  

Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...


lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares
 
2012-06-14 01:17:01 AM  
Where the hell is Julie Cochrane?
 
2012-06-14 01:19:59 AM  

Jim Gordon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?

Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.


Wouldn't "rutabaga" be something you'd want to enhance the experience?
 
2012-06-14 01:21:10 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!


Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?
 
2012-06-14 01:25:26 AM  

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?

Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...


I found this thread way too late :(

/checked your fb profile and we have friends in common
 
2012-06-14 01:28:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Jim Gordon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?

Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.

Wouldn't "rutabaga" be something you'd want to enhance the experience?


Hmmmm, not sure if serious : )

/Need pics of hot rutabaga
 
2012-06-14 01:31:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!

Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?


Pssst, New troll. Although that said from what I understand it is anything but anarchistic, being safe and in control of the situation is important to both parties.
 
2012-06-14 02:25:14 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com

Is there almost no intersect between xkcd and BDSM? I find that odd.
 
DYI
2012-06-14 02:46:52 AM  
Way late to the thread...

/Always a T... Never a b
 
2012-06-14 04:12:03 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.


It's ROLE PLAYING. You don't need to analyze everything through your psycho-sexual political filter. Or maybe you'd like to enlighten us as to how playing Dungeons & Dragons reinforces patriarchal capitalist stereotypes.


Gyrfalcon: The One True TheDavid:

Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?


Ah, glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks someone is severely over analyzing things.
 
2012-06-14 04:40:09 AM  
A setting like that could also be the set for a Rammstein video
 
2012-06-14 05:23:57 AM  
FTA "a silk-sheet laden bed, ropes, dildos and leather items"

That`s just a nice bedroom, where is the stuff that makes people think it`s a crime scene? Like blood, body fluids, hair, knives, whips, chains, and guacamole.
 
2012-06-14 07:54:19 AM  

Banned on the Run: Shakespeare's Sister: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.

OK.

Give me a BJ.


Ok. But my husband gets to watch.
 
2012-06-14 07:55:02 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Shakespeare's Sister:

I love being ordered to give a bj.

How often do you get to Lexington, KY?


I have never been to KY; however, I live in Tennessee, so it is not that far.
 
2012-06-14 07:57:40 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark


Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .
 
2012-06-14 08:41:29 AM  

Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .


You need to put out a newsletter
 
2012-06-14 08:51:57 AM  

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter


I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:13 AM  

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares


Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.
 
2012-06-14 09:38:51 AM  

Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter

I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.


Congrats. You are doing it right.

I think the problem is that too many people don't understand the needs of others. The wife thinks that her husband has the same sort of needs that she does and that's just not true. She shouldn't think making him happy is giving in. Marriage isn't just about you being happy. It's about making your spouse happy too. Of course, much of the time the man is just as stupid, only in different ways.
 
2012-06-14 09:47:43 AM  
Hello, pervs. I see the thread has been kept alive. Good job. Have a Scooby Snack.
 
2012-06-14 09:54:14 AM  
Never punch a woman who wears lots of leather:
www.startrek.com
"I hope for your sake, you were initiating a mating ritual"

If you don't want to be killed, you have to say yes. The end results are not much better.
 
2012-06-14 10:22:41 AM  
fusillade762:

Or maybe you'd like to enlighten us as to how playing Dungeons & Dragons reinforces patriarchal capitalist stereotypes.

I'd like to accept that challenge but that might be above my level at "severely over analyzing things."

Off-hand one could make something out of the term "Dungeon Master" but that would be a stretch. Why do that call it that anyway instead of Super Wizard or something?

Are you offering some kind of monetary prize? Or maybe publication in a peer-reviewed journal?

At least you you didn't set a deadline.
 
2012-06-14 10:30:21 AM  

Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.


Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?
 
2012-06-14 10:38:30 AM  

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.

Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?


I care about at least one farker's sex life
 
2012-06-14 10:55:41 AM  

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter

I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.

Congrats. You are doing it right.

I think the problem is that too many people don't understand the needs of others. The wife thinks that her husband has the same sort of needs that she does and that's just not true. She shouldn't think making him happy is giving in. Marriage isn't just about you being happy. It's about making your spouse happy too. Of course, much of the time the man is just as stupid, only in different ways.


Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymore. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.
 
2012-06-14 11:13:03 AM  
SuperChuck:

I care about at least one farker's sex life

If some nearby female Farker (Farkette? Farktress?) would care about my lack of one I might be very grateful.

Being in the same room with me should be punishment enough. And with me naked yet. Is anybody that kinky?
 
2012-06-14 11:24:06 AM  

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.

Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?


Three times... You don't care so much you have now told me three times how much you don't care.

///and yet, I bet you will respond to this one too...
 
2012-06-14 11:33:25 AM  

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


Ohhh, can i come to?
 
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