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2012-06-13 09:16:52 PM  

SurfaceTension: Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex

Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.


I consider myself vanilla kinky. Racy enough to be interesting but leave the serious stuff to the pros. Dom wiring is also missing here but enjoy Top.

I get into it, enjoy it, willing to try almost anything but the line is right around cutting, deep bruising. Not my thing. Also, I understand and respect back door but my back door barely functions normally so that is a no fly zone.

/Thank you severe allergic reaction to antibiotic
//Possibly TMFI
///Or is it?

The Greeks knew what was really going on.
 
2012-06-13 09:18:43 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?


Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...
 
2012-06-13 09:23:13 PM  

Barry McCackiner: I like the idea of being super permissive with our bodies, people are way too uptight in general. But man, I don't want to feel any real pain or bleed at all. I want my body intact. I'm down to slapahoe, choke, or shove my junk down your throat, but I don't want you hammering nails into my balls. Props to anyone who does that I guess, you have more guts than me. Different strokes I guess.


Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?
 
2012-06-13 09:26:01 PM  

Saborlas: Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?


Tickle torture results in justifiable homicide.
 
2012-06-13 09:27:17 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


I'm getting hard just reading your posts. Sounds like a plan.
 
2012-06-13 09:30:56 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.


Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.
 
2012-06-13 09:32:04 PM  

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?

Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...


Nice.
 
2012-06-13 09:32:13 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Saborlas: Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?

Tickle torture results in justifiable homicide.


This
 
2012-06-13 09:35:51 PM  

SurfaceTension: LazerFish: I believe it's: 666
My friends called her spider biatch, i still dont know why ha ha

LOL Well, me likes them a little crazy

/yeah I know it's a set-up for disaster
//but they're fun too


She likes to hang out at a bondage club in DC called "Bound"
Also, she posted pics of herself on motherl*ss.com (super duper nsfw, don't go if you dont already know) which should give you a hint of the kind of girl she is (and i guess the kind of guy i am because i found them without her telling me about them lol)
 
2012-06-13 09:37:55 PM  
sometimes it's not what you do, but that which you deny yourself. lines you know you must never cross that just itch away at you. tick tick tick.
 
2012-06-13 09:40:56 PM  

Exception Collection: The One True TheDavid:



The One True TheDavid: Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?

Exception Collection: The exact opinion you express? Probably 0, maybe 1.

Actually I'd be surprised if very many people agreed with me on very many of these "hot-button" issues. My own opinion matters more to me than "fitting in with my peers" and always has. And my opinion might change, it has over this subject, but the social cues are pretty much irrelevant: a few times I've had to alienate literally everyone I'm close to to be true to my principles. (Not that I insist on it or look for excuses to do it, but I've done it and lived.)


I figure you're a troll alt.

Wrong. I'm very serious.



Unfortunately, I know there are a lot of radfems and other bigots that reject transwomen, and BDSM isn't commonly understood or accepted either.

With good reason.

And thank you for calling me a bigot: it's so much easier to argue vociferously with someone who volunteers for my contempt.


(You did know that the submissive/bottom is the one in ultimate control, right?)

I always smile when people say that.

The basis of my opinion is that I regard exploitation and degradation as immoral and sexualizing it -- linking it directly with one of the strongest instinctive drives, even in "play" -- is flat-out evil. Regardless of whether you're a bottom or a top or have a safe-word or whatever.

Again, I'm an anarchist: I say we should be de-linking life from oppression, not reinforcing it.

If this helps, I found the first four Hellraiser movies (all I've watched) kinda funny, but I still haven't been able to get through The Night Porter (link) -- though I understand that's a very mild depiction -- because the very subject revolts me.

And I once threw a gorgeous black woman with whom I'd already had a few great times out of my home because she seriously suggested we play "White Master and N***** biatch"; consider that at the time I was a very horny 23 year old and found turning down hot sex with an attractive and willing partner actually painful. (Of course at first I hoped she was kidding.)

Some things you just can't farking play with and seriously call yourself an anarchist. If you don't know what that word means, or if you're unwilling to practice its most fundamental core tenet, you should refrain from applying the label to yourself. An anarchist who accepts BDSM is like a Baptist who doesn't believe in God: an oxymoronic absurdity.

One can be a pro-life abortionist if that's a condition of supporting your family; it's not honorable or respectable but it's understandable, part of the job of practicing medicine. (Keep on mind I'm pro-abortion but respect contrary ethical opinions.)

Yet I find no compelling reason why an anarchist should be voluntarily involved in any way with BDSM. If there's a "die rather than commit list" this should be on it, right up there "volunteer to be an 'interrogator' at Gitmo" or "ass-rape an infant."

You're (all) welcome to disagree. I fact if you really want me to tell you how to think and live you'll have to make me very very rich, just until I've got enough money to buy my very own one-person island and hide from all the idiots.

(Why yes I do know I'm an arrogant asshole, and no I've never had many friends.)
 
2012-06-13 09:44:47 PM  
I'm starting to think I should get in touch with the local domme I used to play with. Just to make sure she's doing ok of course.
 
2012-06-13 09:45:28 PM  
It's always interesting(not really) when someone break out their new troll alt.
 
2012-06-13 09:45:38 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.


Prove it.
 
2012-06-13 09:49:13 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I'm an anarchist: .


No you're not.
 
2012-06-13 09:49:34 PM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.


Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?
 
2012-06-13 09:49:44 PM  

LazerFish: She likes to hang out at a bondage club in DC called "Bound"
Also, she posted pics of herself on motherl*ss.com (super duper nsfw, don't go if you dont already know) which should give you a hint of the kind of girl she is (and i guess the kind of guy i am because i found them without her telling me about them lol)


I'm in the DC area and aware of Bound, though I've never been there myself. My play partner lives out of state and doesn't get up here much. But it's on our "to do" list.
 
2012-06-13 09:51:06 PM  
Exception Collection:

there isn't a whole lot that's more menial than pulling a cart, aside from toilet play.

Pulling a cart? Wow, now that's up there with pushing a cripple's wheelchair or changing a baby's diaper.

E.g., being a rickshaw driver is one of those things you might have to do to make a living. And you're even "allowed" to enjoy the exercise, feel gratified by the chance to help someone and take pride in your work. Yet you should be able to pull only people who treat you nicely and pay well, and you should have days off when you need/want them and be guaranteed health care.

I don't get why you include that with "toilet play." Are you some kind off weirdo?
 
2012-06-13 09:51:35 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?


That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?
 
2012-06-13 09:53:24 PM  
Exception Collection:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"

That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


Even I might well turn that down. And I love getting BJs.
 
2012-06-13 09:54:22 PM  

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga


"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

www.fakes.net

Now THAT's a safeword!


Barry McCackiner: The people who get to be the "Dom" in these situations are clearly just running a racket. I'm going to start a club called Barry's House of Fun. Only straight chicks with big mouths can apply. I'll chain these hoes down and just show up and have their punishment be sucking my cack while I do whatever I want. I'll slap you around a bit if you complain. Any takers?


I hate to break it to you, but real BDSM doesn't work that way, just like real life doesn't work like your porn collection. In a healthy BDSM relationship, it's actually the "sub" who's in control. The "sadist" or "dom" or "master/mistress" is actually taking their cues from the "sub."
 
2012-06-13 09:54:43 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Again, I'm an anarchist


How's the 8th grade treating you? :D
 
2012-06-13 09:57:01 PM  

Gawdzila: rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

That's funny, I feel the exact same way about religion.
If you want to avoid hearing about people's rough sex habits maybe you should, you know, not comment in threads about BDSM. That'd be the reasonable thing.


I, on the other hand, like to argue, and sometimes I feel I actually have something to contribute that should be said.

Just don't be breaking into my home to force me to watch you "play," is all I ask. Okay? Please?
 
2012-06-13 10:00:46 PM  

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?


To be sure, safewords are important (nsfw).
 
2012-06-13 10:01:33 PM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?


So my typo's aren't enough? Hmmmm :)
 
2012-06-13 10:01:47 PM  
ALL sex there is a dominant and there is a submissive.
ALL sex. All the time.
You may not see it,but it is always there.
 
2012-06-13 10:04:05 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Just don't be breaking into my home to force me to watch you "play," is all I ask. Okay? Please?


Isn't that kinda what you're doing in this thread?
 
2012-06-13 10:07:14 PM  

Bongo Blue: ALL sex there is a dominant and there is a submissive.
ALL sex. All the time.
You may not see it,but it is always there.


Very true.
 
2012-06-13 10:09:34 PM  
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.


Huh? What do you think you're doing now?

And nothing sexual is really taboo anymore: sex is just another commodity.

E.g., it's always been sort of understood that you're free to ass-rape all the infants you want, provided you're very rich and very "discreet" (and it helps if you're white and claim to be Christian).

On the other hand, if you're "the wrong sort of person" looking at publicity photos of wholesome family nudist camps qualifies you for Gitmo or worse.

Indeed, I'm tempted to think the whole "Protect the children!!" shtick is just a way to drive up prices and reinforce the cartels' control, like the late '80s anti-crack crusade.

To quote my niece when she was a kid, "Don't you know anything?!?"
 
2012-06-13 10:10:10 PM  
Came to the conclusion long ago that the more professionally successful and sophisticated a woman is, the more she wants to be dominated. Dated one who loved to be strangled into unconsciousness at the critical moment. Incredibly hot once you get past the cultural shock, but it used to scare the daylights out of me, too.
 
2012-06-13 10:11:00 PM  

ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?


See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."
 
2012-06-13 10:13:15 PM  

Jim Gordon: ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."


That's sorta hot.
 
2012-06-13 10:14:17 PM  
Internet Meme Rogers:

The One True TheDavid: I'm an anarchist: .

No you're not.
 
2012-06-13 10:15:40 PM  

The One True TheDavid: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.

Huh? What do you think you're doing now?

And nothing sexual is really taboo anymore: sex is just another commodity.

E.g., it's always been sort of understood that you're free to ass-rape all the infants you want, provided you're very rich and very "discreet" (and it helps if you're white and claim to be Christian).

On the other hand, if you're "the wrong sort of person" looking at publicity photos of wholesome family nudist camps qualifies you for Gitmo or worse.

Indeed, I'm tempted to think the whole "Protect the children!!" shtick is just a way to drive up prices and reinforce the cartels' control, like the late '80s anti-crack crusade.

To quote my niece when she was a kid, "Don't you know anything?!?"


You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?
 
2012-06-13 10:18:13 PM  

Saborlas:

Isn't that kinda what you're doing in this thread?


LoL :)
 
2012-06-13 10:18:30 PM  
Oblio13:

Came to the conclusion long ago that the more professionally successful and sophisticated a woman is, the more she wants to be dominated.

I've seen quite a bit of it, but I'm not sure if it's a typical thing.

Likewise I'm not sure if it's guilt over "rebelling against the female role" or simply a lack of consciousness raising.

Then again, I've also heard that a lot of rich powerful men love to be dominated, hurt & degraded.

People are WEIRD.
 
2012-06-13 10:20:58 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?


I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.
 
2012-06-13 10:24:29 PM  
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

As "what those kinds of people say on those kinds of websites, which thank goodness they don't come to my child's Bible school and holler," yes. You know, "a time and a place for everything." It's kinda like "free speech" meets "separate but equal." BDSM, like Fark, is a niche market.

Of course if you start swapping helpful hints on pedophilia they might well hunt you down and kill you (and be called heroes on TV).
 
2012-06-13 10:31:10 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.


So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.
 
2012-06-13 10:31:25 PM  

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?


Oh, I forgot to mention not buzzed enough to not notice that you have no, EIP. Or is that the joke ; )
 
2012-06-13 10:35:16 PM  

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.


For real, there's like a hundred threads on the main page alone, it's times like this that really test me on not putting anyone on ignore anymore.
 
2012-06-13 10:38:09 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.


There you go, asserting that every strongly held and expressed opinion that you (or "the majority") disagree(s) with is "a troll." As if nobody could really seriously hold a position contrary to that which is "acceptable." Forgive me if I regard that as a sign of idiocy.

Do you think William Lloyd Garrison and Frederick Douglass were "just trolling" when they asserted that slavery was wrong and should cease? After all, saying "Slavery must cease!" in public got a lot of people very upset.

Or maybe Hitler didn't really care about Jews one way or the other, and maybe Jerry Falwell is really an atheist comedian; they just liked "stirring the pot."

People will disagree, lady. Even on the Internet, even on Fark. Grow up.

Sheesh.
 
2012-06-13 10:40:25 PM  
Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.
 
2012-06-13 10:40:41 PM  

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.


I'm sorry, I had no idea Fark was meant to be a "hot BDSM chat" website.

Maybe you're in the wrong Intart00b?
 
2012-06-13 10:41:09 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?

Oh, I forgot to mention not buzzed enough to not notice that you have no, EIP. Or is that the joke ; )


No joke, just privacy settings, EIP should be legit this time.
 
2012-06-13 10:43:23 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."

That's sorta hot.


How you doin?
 
2012-06-13 10:47:52 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.

I'm sorry, I had no idea Fark was meant to be a "hot BDSM chat" website.

Maybe you're in the wrong Intart00b?


Assert yourself harder. You are totally in the right thread for that.

Please master. Tell me how I should really feel.
 
2012-06-13 10:49:42 PM  
tinfoil-hat maggie:

Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.

Please, please allow me to subscribe to your Ignore list. You've just joined mine.

As for everyone else: regardless of what you think about any of it, I've said what I came to this thread to say and now I have wine & cheese waiting.

I'll leave you with a helpful hint: if you want to keep contrary opinions out, perhaps you should consider, oh, your very own private mailing list or Google Group or web site or something, something where "riffraff" who dare disagree with you can't come barging in? You do now how to do that, don't you?

Bye! Have fun in your silly Hot XXX Chat thread, if that's all you know and/or care to make of it!
 
2012-06-13 10:52:21 PM  

The One True TheDavid: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.

Please, please allow me to subscribe to your Ignore list. You've just joined mine.

As for everyone else: regardless of what you think about any of it, I've said what I came to this thread to say and now I have wine & cheese waiting.

I'll leave you with a helpful hint: if you want to keep contrary opinions out, perhaps you should consider, oh, your very own private mailing list or Google Group or web site or something, something where "riffraff" who dare disagree with you can't come barging in? You do now how to do that, don't you?

Bye! Have fun in your silly Hot XXX Chat thread, if that's all you know and/or care to make of it!


You will rue this day if you cost me hot BIE action. Be cool.
 
2012-06-13 10:53:13 PM  

ProfessorOhki: made me wonder if there's a measurable potential across the nipples


Somebody else may already have said this, but it's dangerous to let any current travel across the chest -- from hand to hand or nipple to nipple, etc. -- because it can pass thru the heart.
 
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