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2012-06-13 08:13:05 PM

LazerFish: I believe it's: 666
My friends called her spider biatch, i still dont know why ha ha


LOL Well, me likes them a little crazy

/yeah I know it's a set-up for disaster
//but they're fun too
 
2012-06-13 08:13:23 PM

Turd_Ferguson: Oh it's current, just like my email address.


You GO dawg!

Need Help Soonish: HA! Too late, I already saw ya :P


I think it was the bloody penis tip that did it for me.

I can handle being subdued. I can handle some light smacking......especially when fully aroused, if applied correctly, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.

But you can come on over annnnny time you like.
 
2012-06-13 08:13:53 PM
why not just go to HELL
 
2012-06-13 08:15:21 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.


I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark
 
2012-06-13 08:15:29 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.


Are you as interested in Soonish as I am becoming...?
 
2012-06-13 08:16:30 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.
 
2012-06-13 08:21:52 PM

Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.


*Hangs head in shame*

I am not a good member... Im so rarely on there these days :/
 
2012-06-13 08:22:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.

Are you as interested in Soonish as I am becoming...?


Who says I haven't been interested in the both of you for a long time :)
 
2012-06-13 08:23:28 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.


I once had bruises from bite marks so bad around my breasticles region that they were actually blue. Have never had blood drawn nor have I ever drawn blood (except in my official capacity as a licensed medical professional). I have been involved in bruising, red spanking marks, and urine-soaked panties. I can only think of a couple occasions when there was no 'safe-word' or signal.
 
2012-06-13 08:23:45 PM
Wow, this is the nicest kink thread I've seen in a while. Minimum of vanillas who were forced to click the thread link at gunpoint, and all.

We've got a group called "Fark!" over on FetLife, in case Farkers want to have discussions about this sort of thing that are a little too graphic for Drew's advertisers (let's face it, he'd probably be cool with graphic kink threads if it didn't scare the advertisers away). It's not much, just our own little corner of pervertedness... but you're all welcome to show up and hang with us. 100% off the group sign-up fee if you introduce yourselves in the intro thread!

If anything, it'll keep threads like this from being automatically shut down if/when people get overexcited and posts start crossing the line.
 
2012-06-13 08:23:45 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Turd_Ferguson: Oh it's current, just like my email address.

You GO dawg!

Need Help Soonish: HA! Too late, I already saw ya :P

I think it was the bloody penis tip that did it for me.

I can handle being subdued. I can handle some light smacking......especially when fully aroused, if applied correctly, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.

But you can come on over annnnny time you like.


Yeeeeeeeep. I know exactly what you mean :)
 
2012-06-13 08:25:18 PM
jeffkatz.typepad.com


We have such sights to show you
 
2012-06-13 08:25:30 PM

dletter: Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.


Let's just say that there is a whole world of "giant woman" porn out there and leave it at that.


The Jami Turman Fan Club: Oh yeah, baby, my dungeon is a crime scene. A SEX crime scene, you know what I mean!


4.bp.blogspot.com

The Eurythmics sure do.
 
2012-06-13 08:26:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: why not just go to HELL


You'd like it here in Florida. It's only half as bad as FARK says it is.

www.destination360.com
 
2012-06-13 08:29:05 PM

Need Help Soonish: Yeeeeeeeep. I know exactly what you mean :)


Great! So see you Saturday?

/what? Why is everyone staring at me?
 
2012-06-13 08:30:10 PM
This thread (& story) piques my curiosity. Too bad Mrs Freg isn't into anything more than a light spanking every once in a while.
 
2012-06-13 08:31:04 PM
Exception Collection:

The One True TheDavid: BDSM is clearly contrary to anarchist ethics.

I hold it violates feminist ethics as well; though female feminists might offer plausible arguments in favor of tying up, degrading and hurting men, I regard that as the revenge of the weak and not a positive principle. (NTTAWWT, necessarily.)

Personally I'd much rather hurt someone I don't like and have no respect for, thus anyone who'd volunteer to be abused by me is inherently contemptible. Those who think it's "just good fun" are pitiful and deluded, like "transsexuals."

So, to all those who live according to my opinion, TheDavidTM has spoken. (You're welcome.)


Exception Collection: Congratulations, I think this may be the single most offensive - though somewhat politely put - post that I've ever read.

"Somewhat politely put?"

Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?
 
2012-06-13 08:34:39 PM
Shakespeare's Sister:

I love being ordered to give a bj.

How often do you get to Lexington, KY?
 
2012-06-13 08:35:14 PM
Is it just me or what the hottest part Marlo Thomas talking about bondage?
 
2012-06-13 08:35:30 PM

The One True TheDavid: Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?


The exact opinion you express? Probably 0, maybe 1. I figure you're a troll alt.

Unfortunately, I know there are a lot of radfems and other bigots that reject transwomen, and BDSM isn't commonly understood or accepted either. (You did know that the submissive/bottom is the one in ultimate control, right?)
 
2012-06-13 08:36:15 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark


I'd be more inclined to ask politely, but in this case whatever works...
 
2012-06-13 08:40:08 PM
i2.ytimg.com

www.wildsoundmovies.com
 
2012-06-13 08:41:40 PM
Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?

i2.crtcdn1.net

www.motifake.com

s3.amazonaws.com

I....I don't get it.

/Is it like an intersection of furries and BDSM?
//I know, I know. Trying to explain your kink to someone who isn't wired that way is like me trying to explain how awesome screwing Marisa Miller would be to Ru Paul
 
2012-06-13 08:42:53 PM

The One True TheDavid: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

I'd be more inclined to ask politely, but in this case whatever works...


Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"
 
2012-06-13 08:43:28 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.


OK.

Give me a BJ.
 
2012-06-13 08:43:32 PM
Just a song
NSFWNot sure if to rough either.
 
2012-06-13 08:44:25 PM

Banned on the Run: Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?

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[www.motifake.com image 640x800]

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I....I don't get it.

/Is it like an intersection of furries and BDSM?
//I know, I know. Trying to explain your kink to someone who isn't wired that way is like me trying to explain how awesome screwing Marisa Miller would be to Ru Paul


As near as I can tell, it's about the near-absolute control over another person that you can get by making them do menial tasks - and let's face it, there isn't a whole lot that's more menial than pulling a cart, aside from toilet play.
 
2012-06-13 08:46:17 PM

Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)


Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.
 
2012-06-13 08:46:45 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"


That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.
 
2012-06-13 08:48:24 PM

Exception Collection: That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


furious blowjobs are best blowjobs.
 
2012-06-13 08:48:51 PM
Some of y'all scare me. Most of what I read wasn't that freaky but broken fingers dude and safety pin dick dude were a little past my comfort zone.

I mean hey, you guys go have your fun. I think I'm going to just back on out of the thread, maybe see what those wacky bronies are doing in the entertainment tab.
 
2012-06-13 08:49:14 PM
I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex
 
2012-06-13 08:49:22 PM
Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga
 
2012-06-13 08:49:24 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


That's funny, I feel the exact same way about religion.
If you want to avoid hearing about people's rough sex habits maybe you should, you know, not comment in threads about BDSM. That'd be the reasonable thing.
 
2012-06-13 08:50:34 PM
I get that you guys are trying to prove how hardcore you are to each other, but you don't have to do so by biting on every hook the trolls throw in here.
 
2012-06-13 08:52:30 PM

Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex


Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.
 
2012-06-13 08:55:12 PM

Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.


I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could
 
2012-06-13 08:56:14 PM

Exception Collection: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"

That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


LoL :)
 
2012-06-13 08:57:31 PM

Banned on the Run: Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?


Dehumanization. Movement training (walking in those shoes takes a special kind of step to avoid tripping, then there's other kinds of steps for fancier walking). Exercising your sub. GETTING YOUR OWN GODDAMN PONY (and it understands English!). Pony cart rides whenever you want. And the sub gets to lose his normal worries for a bit and just horse around (ouch, that pun hurt).

That's my take on it, anyway.

One of these days I'm gonna be strolling around Fresh Pond and I'll see some woman ride by in a cart, being pulled by a trotting pair of leather stallions. And I'm gonna smile for the rest of the day.
 
2012-06-13 08:57:42 PM

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga


But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?
 
2012-06-13 08:59:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?


Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.
 
2012-06-13 08:59:39 PM

SurfaceTension: Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex

Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.
 
2012-06-13 09:00:00 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could


I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)
 
2012-06-13 09:00:00 PM

Coastalgrl: Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)

Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.


Indeed it is.

They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

i47.tinypic.com

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)
 
2012-06-13 09:04:12 PM

Need Help Soonish: Coastalgrl: Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)

Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.

Indeed it is.

They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

[i47.tinypic.com image 403x403]

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)


I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?
 
2012-06-13 09:04:52 PM
I like the idea of being super permissive with our bodies, people are way too uptight in general. But man, I don't want to feel any real pain or bleed at all. I want my body intact. I'm down to slapahoe, choke, or shove my junk down your throat, but I don't want you hammering nails into my balls. Props to anyone who does that I guess, you have more guts than me. Different strokes I guess.
 
2012-06-13 09:06:28 PM
Experienced bondage buffs said the incident proves that the "D" in "BDSM" stands for discretion as well as discipline.

uh...no.
 
2012-06-13 09:08:50 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.


Oh, we get up to it. It's just taboo to show it or talk about it.

/but hey, there's another head blown off in some random movie and we're all about that
 
2012-06-13 09:09:32 PM

Sensei Can You See: "Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper.

Right. Those Swedes are SO uptight.



Yeah, what does she know about Swedes? She's just a Swedish person, living in Sweden, with 9 million other Swedes.

But you -- you're the expert. Why don't you have a seat over there, and dazzle us with your knowledge of everything Swedish. All of which you got from stereotypes.
 
2012-06-13 09:11:44 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)


Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.
 
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