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2012-06-13 06:51:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.


All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?
 
2012-06-13 06:52:14 PM
This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.
 
2012-06-13 06:52:28 PM
My sub will enjoy reading this article while I flog her over the St. Andrews Cross this evening.
 
2012-06-13 06:54:00 PM
i7.photobucket.com

Even kitteh is getting in on the bondage. I think someone's rope-work is a bit sloppy, though.

If I wasn't about to go to bed, I would contribute some CSBs.

Okay, one before I drift off to dream-land:
I was out camping with the local scene people, we had a group campsite nicely set up in a discrete location, complete with privacy screening. Unfortunately, the trailhead near the campsite, which was supposed to be closed for the weekend, was not, in fact, closed. This meant that mid-afternoon we were suddenly inundated by people wandering by the campsite, quite a few of whom walked away with rather curious looks on their faces. I'm not sure if it was the people suspended in the spider web, the flogging, the violet wand, or what, but I bet at least a few of them came up with some new ideas to try out when they got home.
/CSB
 
2012-06-13 06:54:20 PM

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.


This makes me unhappy friend, let me know if I can help.
 
2012-06-13 06:54:27 PM
This can also be used as a listening device....

images.lowes.com

It's funny because it's named after what it makes them do!
 
2012-06-13 06:54:28 PM
I lurv Ms. Addams..

www.deviantart.comcdn2.istudio.com

/ROWR!!!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:54:34 PM

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.


Hay, YOU married her. If it's that bad, go get another one that WILL be down for the kinky shiat.

///Trade UP my man... trade up.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:11 PM
I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:27 PM
Abandoned bunker that anybody can get into? Amateurs

Private Storage locker FTW.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:43 PM
Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.
 
2012-06-13 06:56:26 PM

Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)


Awesome, thanks. Gonna accidentally send that link to my D-- ah, to someone who was asking around about that type of thing.
 
2012-06-13 06:57:49 PM
us8.memecdn.com
 
2012-06-13 06:59:31 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


Speaking of not being right in the head...
 
2012-06-13 06:59:38 PM

eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!


I think I could luv her too, hmmm.
 
2012-06-13 06:59:46 PM
www.madisonsmommys.com

There's a call for you. You better take it inside.
 
2012-06-13 06:59:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


Not too bad if you add trussed, stuffed, and paddled to the activities during the movies. That would be an enjoyable way to pass the evening with the misses.

/must break out the restraints tonight
 
2012-06-13 06:59:56 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/
 
2012-06-13 07:00:00 PM

AbiNormal:


This is what will ultimately keep me awake, as soon as I am on the verge of slumber it will pop into my head.
 
2012-06-13 07:00:59 PM
I've had more than 1 or 3 cases where when I was done and put a shirt on, I ended up with blood stains on the shirt.

/Currently working on a bed frame with hidden compartments for important stuff like cuffs and paddles.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.


Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:22 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:58 PM
How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

man, are you kinky!
 
2012-06-13 07:02:22 PM

Matthew Keene: rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.


Burn Notice
 
2012-06-13 07:03:22 PM
wiki.white-wolf.com
 
2012-06-13 07:03:37 PM

JWideman: What I'm getting from this article is that in Sweden it's perfectly cool to walk into an abandoned building and set up shop.


"Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper.

Right. Those Swedes are SO uptight.

And French people use too much deodorant.
 
2012-06-13 07:03:39 PM

Apos: Quick,Robin....To the Bat Bondage Cave!


Go on...

[thisisrelevanttomyinterestscat.jpg]
 
2012-06-13 07:05:16 PM
No mention of Joseph Fritzl? Fark I am disappoint.

He's huge on 4chan.
 
2012-06-13 07:05:46 PM

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


Your party does sound much more fun.
 
2012-06-13 07:05:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


People do that? What a bunch of sickos.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:01 PM

Need Help Soonish: I like to be bitten all over lightly as foreplay, but hard during sex...


I get chomped pretty often myself.

garumph: Not too bad if you add trussed, stuffed, and paddled to the activities during the movies.


I loves me some movie time tied to a chair.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:50 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


(stoplikingthingsidontlike.jpg)
 
2012-06-13 07:06:53 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


..so you read a fark link, and an article about it, then a fark thread about it, then gave a post about it.

but you don' t want to know anything about it and everyone should keep a lid on it ?


Perhaps people don't take you very seriously for a reason.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:58 PM
I would really like to know the percentage of people who are into this kind of thing, and also victims of sexual abuse in the past. It doesn't do anyone any favors to pretend that getting turned on by a fierce beating is a good thing for a person.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:58 PM

Thelyphthoric: Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"


As awesome as what? all I see is a file photo.
 
2012-06-13 07:07:20 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-13 07:07:46 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.


Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)
 
2012-06-13 07:07:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.

All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?


I wasn't until I saw that pic of Natalie Addams someone posted downthread.

Call Maggie and we're good to go.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:14 PM

Matthew Keene: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

The best place for handcuffs and shackles is a police supply store. Big assed zip ties, Home Despot is best. Hose clamps(don't ask), Auto-Zone.


We like nylon cargo ties. Not the heavy ones with ratchets and hooks, but the 8-foot ones that are like belts. Stick it through the buckle, give it a tug and no one's moving. And they be released just as quickly.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:19 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


I love the tiny screws they have for properly attaching electric wires. Also good on testicles.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:54 PM

ph0rk: Thelyphthoric: Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"

As awesome as what? all I see is a file photo.


"Alright, we're doing a piece about a sex dungeon. Johnson, go find a file pho- Huh, that's weird, I swear he was here a second ago..."
 
2012-06-13 07:10:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.

Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)


It's cool, you're grandfathered in. Carry on and let me know when you're ready for those spankings. I'm patient.
 
2012-06-13 07:12:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: Need Help Soonish: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.

All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?

I wasn't until I saw that pic of Natalie Addams someone posted downthread.

Call Maggie and we're good to go.


I'm always at your beck and call :)
 
2012-06-13 07:12:50 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


What about "foreskin" ???
 
2012-06-13 07:12:53 PM

Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.


+1
Would lol again
 
2012-06-13 07:13:06 PM
One time, some years ago I was handcuffed and shackled in a red speedo, and taken out to a restaurant by my dom. Wow, that was quite thrilling. We did get a few looks.
 
2012-06-13 07:14:16 PM

Matthew Keene: You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.


assets.diylol.com
 
2012-06-13 07:15:36 PM

eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!


Humph. Not impressed with cheap-ass handcuffs.
 
2012-06-13 07:15:48 PM
I'm just glad she came foreward instead of wasting police time...

Also, that it happened in Sweden and is not any of my friends who are into that...
 
2012-06-13 07:18:18 PM
If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


roach clip?
 
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