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2012-06-13 03:40:39 PM
No.

No, it's not.
 
2012-06-13 03:47:32 PM
Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"
 
2012-06-13 03:50:12 PM
No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.
 
2012-06-13 03:51:05 PM
i.imgur.com

A little late for Dabney Coleman...

/I prefer doing M&M's
 
2012-06-13 04:08:45 PM
i.huffpost.com

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?
 
2012-06-13 04:19:26 PM

dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?



She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.
 
2012-06-13 04:24:35 PM

Blues_X: dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?


She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.


Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.
 
2012-06-13 04:25:40 PM
Quick,Robin....To the Bat Bondage Cave!
 
2012-06-13 04:33:39 PM
Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-13 04:48:07 PM
Anyone else think of that scene from "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"?
 
2012-06-13 05:07:55 PM
*takes Subby off my to-do list*
 
2012-06-13 05:26:51 PM
"Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker..."

I BET they did.

*gives knowing and loaded eyebrow waggle*
 
2012-06-13 05:35:48 PM
Or maybe just reevaluate your choice in locations for the dungeon
 
2012-06-13 05:49:13 PM
Bring out the Gimp.
 
2012-06-13 05:50:22 PM
Mom?
 
2012-06-13 05:52:13 PM
as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...
 
2012-06-13 05:54:20 PM
Sticks and stone may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me
 
2012-06-13 05:54:28 PM
Oh yeah, baby, my dungeon is a crime scene. A SEX crime scene, you know what I mean!

/Never works
//Will someday, I'm sure!
 
2012-06-13 05:54:32 PM
fc00.deviantart.net

I love the religion threads.
 
2012-06-13 05:55:20 PM
She was into whips and chains
And I was into the pain
 
2012-06-13 05:58:45 PM
Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.
 
2012-06-13 05:59:19 PM
pithypontifications.files.wordpress.com

You're right, fire IS bad. And so are you naughty boy...
 
2012-06-13 06:00:57 PM
Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)
 
2012-06-13 06:00:59 PM
Can it be both?
 
2012-06-13 06:01:18 PM
Mrs Peel, you're needed.

www.fetishpopculture.com
 
2012-06-13 06:01:23 PM
img163.imageshack.us

Was it like an executive fark room ?
 
2012-06-13 06:02:06 PM
I LOVE MY SEX DUNGEON!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:02:19 PM

BronyMedic: No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.


You sound hot. Just sayin'.
 
2012-06-13 06:02:40 PM
My Mistress has granted me permission to get a kick out of some of these replies.
 
2012-06-13 06:02:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Speak. Now, Beg!
 
2012-06-13 06:03:19 PM

iheartscotch: Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.


i822.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 06:03:22 PM
An old Bunker.

www.stripers247.com
 
2012-06-13 06:03:58 PM
img232.imageshack.us


tlhIngan maH!
 
2012-06-13 06:04:42 PM
Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?
 
2012-06-13 06:04:52 PM
It's only too rough if they stumble into the chamber and then it does in fact become a crime scene.
and even then I'm not positive.
 
2012-06-13 06:05:55 PM
[in best Hedonism bot voice] I apologize for nothing!
 
2012-06-13 06:06:44 PM

Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...


Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL
 
2012-06-13 06:06:55 PM
Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.
 
2012-06-13 06:08:28 PM

dletter: Blues_X: dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?


She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.

Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.


Yes, yes you do.
 
2012-06-13 06:08:43 PM
how many other people hate the word "consensual" as much as i do

everything is consensual dammit
 
2012-06-13 06:08:49 PM
If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon
 
2012-06-13 06:09:17 PM

Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.


What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P
 
2012-06-13 06:09:34 PM
xd0.xanga.com

I have the strangest strongest boner right now
 
2012-06-13 06:09:38 PM
Wow dungeon in an abandoned bunker?
Couldn't get better than that!
I thought an old abandoned brewery was the the tops, and I was wrong.
 
2012-06-13 06:10:59 PM
I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?
 
2012-06-13 06:11:30 PM
Personally I liked the explanation that "I just wanted to test my limits"

/that cd cover a multitude of sins
 
2012-06-13 06:12:13 PM
dletter: Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.

Boobie trampoline?
 
2012-06-13 06:13:06 PM

iheartscotch: Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.


Ruff? Apon? If you're going to criticize Subby then perhaps you should spell shiat right.
 
2012-06-13 06:14:08 PM

LazerFish:
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


It's pretty common in my life, so I'd guess that only the strangest ones do it.
 
2012-06-13 06:14:31 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


I always thought BDSM was overlapping. Bondage-Discipline-Domination-Slave-Sado-Masochism.
 
2012-06-13 06:14:52 PM

LazerFish: Is that common among females?


In my experience it is pretty common. Not quite as common as rape fantasy though. I swear every girl I meet has fantasies about being raped. Wtf?
 
2012-06-13 06:14:58 PM
Mom?
 
2012-06-13 06:15:11 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


It's discipline.

The D in D&S is dominance.
 
2012-06-13 06:15:19 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


As I understand it, it can be either. But I'm not a purist and although I'm very much in to most elements and associate with the community I find quite a few things really funny & silly. There is a lot of well you're not a real dominant, submissive etc. because of some teeny little thing. Reminds me of the baptist joke about one year's reformation being a heretic.
 
2012-06-13 06:16:50 PM

LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


Biting is one of thoes indescribable, sexy things that your either into, or your not.

I like to be bitten all over lightly as foreplay, but hard during sex... It's the interplay of pain and pleasure... And the fact that a studly man biting the hell out of you is about as farking sexy as it gets!
 
2012-06-13 06:18:30 PM
CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.
 
2012-06-13 06:18:56 PM
heavybondage.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 06:19:38 PM
A "a secret sex chamber she set up at an abandoned military bunker." That sounds totally safe and not at all ill-advised.

OTOH, where would Fark be if everybody behaved in ways that weren't ill-advised?
 
2012-06-13 06:19:45 PM
What I'm getting from this article is that in Sweden it's perfectly cool to walk into an abandoned building and set up shop.
 
2012-06-13 06:19:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...

Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL


Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb
 
2012-06-13 06:19:53 PM

brap: "Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker..."

I BET they did.

*gives knowing and loaded eyebrow waggle*


Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more, eh?
 
2012-06-13 06:20:01 PM

Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)


How YOU doin??
 
2012-06-13 06:21:07 PM
"Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper, and promised to make sure to tidy up after herself next time.

LOL.... honey wait till you come to the Puritanical States of America...if you think Sweden is conservative when it comes to human sexuality...
 
2012-06-13 06:21:07 PM

fusillade762: Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb


I bruise so easily that I end up hand (at the very least) fingerprint bruises on my body every time I have sex. I like to call them hooker bruises.
 
2012-06-13 06:21:54 PM
Oldiron_79: If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon

also thumb screws, no dungeon is complete without them
 
2012-06-13 06:22:20 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??


Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P
 
2012-06-13 06:22:40 PM
Uh, I'm sure you guys can translate that last sentence into something legible.
 
2012-06-13 06:22:57 PM
I've spent many a night in handcuffs and leg shackles. And not in custody, so to speak.
 
2012-06-13 06:25:04 PM

fusillade762: Need Help Soonish: Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...

Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL

Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb


Hehehe...

Im notoriously sturdy, but the first few months with my current boyfriend had a LOT of people worried we were not gonna survive it... We both always looked like we just got in a fight with a bob cat and lost!
 
2012-06-13 06:25:12 PM
I had this discussion in a Fark thread a long, long time ago, it ended with a Farkette telling me I was a terrible person and a deviant who was only slightly better than a child molester. The whole thing started with a recounting of an experience similar to the headline.

My ex and I would pretty much always include copious amounts of pain into our sex life. We tended towards blades and beating, though there was occasional bondage involved too. It was normal for us to have at least two or three broken fingers at any given time, and we were almost always covered in bruises, burns, and cuts.

Once, at her place, we had just finished a particularly violent encounter when we decided to go out quickly and grab something to eat. When we returned, the police were there. Her roommate had come home, seen the blood, and since we had done our best to keep her unaware of our more bloodthirsty tendencies, saw the mess in my girlfriend's room and assumed a crime had taken place. I insisted everyone was overreacting, but then they showed us the room as we had left it. The mattress had soaked up the blood, but according to the police there was so much of it it had actually made a decent sized puddle before it soaked in.

I miss that girl.
 
2012-06-13 06:25:36 PM

Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P


Just visting or live here?
 
2012-06-13 06:26:05 PM
tickleabuse.com

In these tough economic times, I suggest you invest heavily in Asian stocks.
 
2012-06-13 06:26:21 PM

kellynoel: CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.


Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.
 
2012-06-13 06:26:32 PM

MadAzza: irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

It's discipline.

The D in D&S is dominance.


In my book? It's dominance. I prefer more of the dominating and a little less of the discipline. And it suddenly was put into my book when other commenters basically said "Do what you want."
 
2012-06-13 06:26:43 PM

Matthew Keene: [heavybondage.files.wordpress.com image 248x236]


That photo makes me want to break out the BIG strapon... and not use lube...

///Yep, Im a bad person.
///Ok with it where that twerp is concerned :/
 
2012-06-13 06:27:10 PM

Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P


May I watch ?
/needed asking :)
 
2012-06-13 06:27:20 PM

MadAzza: Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.


There were no accoutrements, just penis in vagina sex. Not sure if it was a hymen issue or she was on her period or what, but my buddy saw the room and said it was gruesome.
 
2012-06-13 06:27:26 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-13 06:28:17 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?


Just visiting... But what a visit it was!
 
2012-06-13 06:29:56 PM

Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...


I'm concerned I'm going to be "getting a kick out of these replies" too, after my friend visits in a few weeks and I try out some news toys on her......
 
2012-06-13 06:30:44 PM
FTFA: Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker and discovered what appeared to be either a garden of earthly delights complete with a silk-sheet laden bed, ropes, dildos and leather items -- or a crime scene.

The fishermen assumed it was a crime scene, according to Sweden's The Local, especially since a similarly equipped dungeon was discovered in March 2011 in an abandoned farmhouse.


I can only assume that Swedes never watch any kind of porn, or even some of the rougher R-rated flicks from America. I also must assume that "crime scene" is VERY loosely interpreted in Sweden, since the "similarly equipped dungeon" not only wasn't similarly equipped; it also was not a "crime scene" as it was never found to have been used for anything--police were unclear as to whether that "dungeon" was a torture chamber, someone's fantasy bondage suite, or even an abandoned movie set. Link

It's nice to know Swedish fishermen are so innocent and naive as to stumble upon someone's S&M boudoir and assume it's the scene of a violent crime.
 
2012-06-13 06:31:14 PM

Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?

Just visiting... But what a visit it was!


Hope you make it back next year!!!.....Where were you working??
 
2012-06-13 06:31:44 PM
Reevaluate or reaffirm?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-13 06:31:50 PM

Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P


Well I better not be dead then.
 
2012-06-13 06:32:07 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


Im not against it...

///Wanna run the camera?
 
2012-06-13 06:32:15 PM
oddly enough Prince's Darling Nikki just came on my song rotation!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:34:09 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?

Just visiting... But what a visit it was!

Hope you make it back next year!!!.....Where were you working??


Agh, I came in with a LED light vendor as his personal photographer...

And yes, I will be back next year... Had far too much fun!

///I have a good life LOL
 
2012-06-13 06:34:44 PM

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Im not against it...

///Wanna run the camera?


But of course :)
 
2012-06-13 06:34:56 PM

Ghastly: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

Well I better not be dead then.


Deal :)
 
2012-06-13 06:36:31 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-06-13 06:39:50 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


It reminds me of the time I asked to use the restroom at that Kroger tinfoil-hat Maggie worked at...perverts, every last one of you.

I salute you.
 
2012-06-13 06:40:33 PM

Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)


Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.
 
2012-06-13 06:44:25 PM

Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.


The best place for handcuffs and shackles is a police supply store. Big assed zip ties, Home Despot is best. Hose clamps(don't ask), Auto-Zone.
 
2012-06-13 06:44:41 PM

Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.


Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)
 
2012-06-13 06:46:34 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.
 
2012-06-13 06:46:47 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

It reminds me of the time I asked to use the restroom at that Kroger tinfoil-hat Maggie worked at...perverts, every last one of you.

I salute you.


Well I was really happy when you said only if I paddle you while watching : )
 
2012-06-13 06:47:06 PM
My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.
 
2012-06-13 06:49:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: It's nice to know Swedish fishermen are so innocent and naive as to stumble upon someone's S&M boudoir and assume it's the scene of a violent crime.


They didn't want to take the risk. If they'd left their own fluids behind and it turned out to be a crime scene, it would have made them suspects.

So they did what any reasonable folk would do: report it to the authorities and go monger one another's fish elsewhere.

/Yes, I know mongers are different than fisherman
//Don't you have better things to do in this thread?
 
2012-06-13 06:50:43 PM
when a problem comes along you must whip it

i60.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 06:50:52 PM

kellynoel: MadAzza: Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.

There were no accoutrements, just penis in vagina sex. Not sure if it was a hymen issue or she was on her period or what, but my buddy saw the room and said it was gruesome.


Oh, um ... emilylatella.jpg
 
2012-06-13 06:51:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.


All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?
 
2012-06-13 06:52:14 PM
This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.
 
2012-06-13 06:52:28 PM
My sub will enjoy reading this article while I flog her over the St. Andrews Cross this evening.
 
2012-06-13 06:54:00 PM
i7.photobucket.com

Even kitteh is getting in on the bondage. I think someone's rope-work is a bit sloppy, though.

If I wasn't about to go to bed, I would contribute some CSBs.

Okay, one before I drift off to dream-land:
I was out camping with the local scene people, we had a group campsite nicely set up in a discrete location, complete with privacy screening. Unfortunately, the trailhead near the campsite, which was supposed to be closed for the weekend, was not, in fact, closed. This meant that mid-afternoon we were suddenly inundated by people wandering by the campsite, quite a few of whom walked away with rather curious looks on their faces. I'm not sure if it was the people suspended in the spider web, the flogging, the violet wand, or what, but I bet at least a few of them came up with some new ideas to try out when they got home.
/CSB
 
2012-06-13 06:54:20 PM

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.


This makes me unhappy friend, let me know if I can help.
 
2012-06-13 06:54:27 PM
This can also be used as a listening device....

images.lowes.com

It's funny because it's named after what it makes them do!
 
2012-06-13 06:54:28 PM
I lurv Ms. Addams..

www.deviantart.comcdn2.istudio.com

/ROWR!!!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:54:34 PM

verbaltoxin: This thread makes a nice, long list of things my wife won't do.


Hay, YOU married her. If it's that bad, go get another one that WILL be down for the kinky shiat.

///Trade UP my man... trade up.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:11 PM
I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:27 PM
Abandoned bunker that anybody can get into? Amateurs

Private Storage locker FTW.
 
2012-06-13 06:55:43 PM
Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.
 
2012-06-13 06:56:26 PM

Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)


Awesome, thanks. Gonna accidentally send that link to my D-- ah, to someone who was asking around about that type of thing.
 
2012-06-13 06:57:49 PM
us8.memecdn.com
 
2012-06-13 06:59:31 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


Speaking of not being right in the head...
 
2012-06-13 06:59:38 PM

eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!


I think I could luv her too, hmmm.
 
2012-06-13 06:59:46 PM
www.madisonsmommys.com

There's a call for you. You better take it inside.
 
2012-06-13 06:59:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


Not too bad if you add trussed, stuffed, and paddled to the activities during the movies. That would be an enjoyable way to pass the evening with the misses.

/must break out the restraints tonight
 
2012-06-13 06:59:56 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/
 
2012-06-13 07:00:00 PM

AbiNormal:


This is what will ultimately keep me awake, as soon as I am on the verge of slumber it will pop into my head.
 
2012-06-13 07:00:59 PM
I've had more than 1 or 3 cases where when I was done and put a shirt on, I ended up with blood stains on the shirt.

/Currently working on a bed frame with hidden compartments for important stuff like cuffs and paddles.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.


Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:22 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.
 
2012-06-13 07:01:58 PM
How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

man, are you kinky!
 
2012-06-13 07:02:22 PM

Matthew Keene: rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.


Burn Notice
 
2012-06-13 07:03:22 PM
wiki.white-wolf.com
 
2012-06-13 07:03:37 PM

JWideman: What I'm getting from this article is that in Sweden it's perfectly cool to walk into an abandoned building and set up shop.


"Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper.

Right. Those Swedes are SO uptight.

And French people use too much deodorant.
 
2012-06-13 07:03:39 PM

Apos: Quick,Robin....To the Bat Bondage Cave!


Go on...

[thisisrelevanttomyinterestscat.jpg]
 
2012-06-13 07:05:16 PM
No mention of Joseph Fritzl? Fark I am disappoint.

He's huge on 4chan.
 
2012-06-13 07:05:46 PM

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


Your party does sound much more fun.
 
2012-06-13 07:05:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


People do that? What a bunch of sickos.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:01 PM

Need Help Soonish: I like to be bitten all over lightly as foreplay, but hard during sex...


I get chomped pretty often myself.

garumph: Not too bad if you add trussed, stuffed, and paddled to the activities during the movies.


I loves me some movie time tied to a chair.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:50 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


(stoplikingthingsidontlike.jpg)
 
2012-06-13 07:06:53 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


..so you read a fark link, and an article about it, then a fark thread about it, then gave a post about it.

but you don' t want to know anything about it and everyone should keep a lid on it ?


Perhaps people don't take you very seriously for a reason.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:58 PM
I would really like to know the percentage of people who are into this kind of thing, and also victims of sexual abuse in the past. It doesn't do anyone any favors to pretend that getting turned on by a fierce beating is a good thing for a person.
 
2012-06-13 07:06:58 PM

Thelyphthoric: Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"


As awesome as what? all I see is a file photo.
 
2012-06-13 07:07:20 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-13 07:07:46 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.


Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)
 
2012-06-13 07:07:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.

All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?


I wasn't until I saw that pic of Natalie Addams someone posted downthread.

Call Maggie and we're good to go.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:14 PM

Matthew Keene: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

The best place for handcuffs and shackles is a police supply store. Big assed zip ties, Home Despot is best. Hose clamps(don't ask), Auto-Zone.


We like nylon cargo ties. Not the heavy ones with ratchets and hooks, but the 8-foot ones that are like belts. Stick it through the buckle, give it a tug and no one's moving. And they be released just as quickly.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:19 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


I love the tiny screws they have for properly attaching electric wires. Also good on testicles.
 
2012-06-13 07:10:54 PM

ph0rk: Thelyphthoric: Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"

As awesome as what? all I see is a file photo.


"Alright, we're doing a piece about a sex dungeon. Johnson, go find a file pho- Huh, that's weird, I swear he was here a second ago..."
 
2012-06-13 07:10:58 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.

Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)


It's cool, you're grandfathered in. Carry on and let me know when you're ready for those spankings. I'm patient.
 
2012-06-13 07:12:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: Need Help Soonish: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.

All fueled up and ready to rumble now hrmmmm?

I wasn't until I saw that pic of Natalie Addams someone posted downthread.

Call Maggie and we're good to go.


I'm always at your beck and call :)
 
2012-06-13 07:12:50 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


What about "foreskin" ???
 
2012-06-13 07:12:53 PM

Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.


+1
Would lol again
 
2012-06-13 07:13:06 PM
One time, some years ago I was handcuffed and shackled in a red speedo, and taken out to a restaurant by my dom. Wow, that was quite thrilling. We did get a few looks.
 
2012-06-13 07:14:16 PM

Matthew Keene: You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.


assets.diylol.com
 
2012-06-13 07:15:36 PM

eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!


Humph. Not impressed with cheap-ass handcuffs.
 
2012-06-13 07:15:48 PM
I'm just glad she came foreward instead of wasting police time...

Also, that it happened in Sweden and is not any of my friends who are into that...
 
2012-06-13 07:18:18 PM
If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


roach clip?
 
2012-06-13 07:18:41 PM
The people who get to be the "Dom" in these situations are clearly just running a racket. I'm going to start a club called Barry's House of Fun. Only straight chicks with big mouths can apply. I'll chain these hoes down and just show up and have their punishment be sucking my cack while I do whatever I want. I'll slap you around a bit if you complain. Any takers?
 
2012-06-13 07:19:01 PM

Need Help Soonish: What about "foreskin" ???


Sandpaper and rubbing alcohol, of course silly.

wink
 
2012-06-13 07:19:35 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.


Just remember the coconut oil... and all will be well :)
 
2012-06-13 07:20:14 PM

Matthew Keene: One time, some years ago I was handcuffed and shackled in a red speedo, and taken out to a restaurant by my dom. Wow, that was quite thrilling. We did get a few looks.


Amateur. :)

seriousbondage.com
 
2012-06-13 07:20:33 PM

Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.


Well you are easily pleased. It is really not that hard to buy a taser to keep yourself amused. You should be rolling around on the carpet right now instead of posting here.
 
2012-06-13 07:21:19 PM
craiggarner.com

or GTFO!
 
2012-06-13 07:21:21 PM

Sensei Can You See: Matthew Keene: You might want to consider leaving this thread, then. We're just getting started.

[assets.diylol.com image 510x477]


weknowmemes.com

I always liked this version...
 
2012-06-13 07:21:26 PM

ph0rk: Thelyphthoric: Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"

As awesome as what? all I see is a file photo.


As awesome as the image of it was in my head along with the hot willing Swedish lady, naturally.
 
2012-06-13 07:21:42 PM

LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


I don't know about in the general populace. If you get someone into being bitten and you are willing to accommodate her try the back of the neck. There are quite a few female submissives who react pretty much the same as a receptive female cat to male cat biting them on the back of the neck.
 
2012-06-13 07:22:04 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.

Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)

It's cool, you're grandfathered in. Carry on and let me know when you're ready for those spankings. I'm patient.


Whats scary is if your profile is currant your close enough for me to make some really fun mistakes with.
 
2012-06-13 07:22:25 PM
Oh, it is another of those threads.

A lot of "tee hee," a bunch of AW'ing, and a whole lot of eye rolling.

"Oh yeah, I used the Johnsonator 4000 on my gal this weekend,"

"That got the Reamator with the hand tooled leather boob scraper?"

"The very same."

snore.....
 
2012-06-13 07:22:27 PM

Nidiot: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

Well you are easily pleased. It is really not that hard to buy a taser to keep yourself amused. You should be rolling around on the carpet right now instead of posting here.


I was tied up at the time. Something about begging for mercy, screaming NO NO NO and then getting 50,000 volts in the nutsack.
 
2012-06-13 07:22:34 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread


Not going to lie. That post + the context of this thread made me wonder if there's a measurable potential across the nipples. Which was followed closely by, "alright, the ground is an alligator clip, but how do you get the hook-tip probe to stick?" Which, in turn, was followed by, "I know how they'd answer that..." and finally by, "ow ow ow, not even thinking about it."

/I mean without an external supply
//Stop that
 
2012-06-13 07:23:32 PM

halfof33: Oh, it is another of those threads.

A lot of "tee hee," a bunch of AW'ing, and a whole lot of eye rolling.

"Oh yeah, I used the Johnsonator 4000 on my gal this weekend,"

"That got the Reamator with the hand tooled leather boob scraper?"

"The very same."

snore.....


Oh look it's one of those posts.

snore.....
 
2012-06-13 07:24:49 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


wow, how boring. Watch bad movies and fool around like a couple of adolescents.
 
2012-06-13 07:27:12 PM

halfof33: Oh, it is another of those threads.

A lot of "tee hee," a bunch of AW'ing, and a whole lot of eye rolling.

"Oh yeah, I used the Johnsonator 4000 on my gal this weekend,"

"That got the Reamator with the hand tooled leather boob scraper?"

"The very same."

snore.....


*bats eyelashes*

Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...
 
2012-06-13 07:31:08 PM

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.

Just remember the coconut oil... and all will be well :)


Note to self, don't leave the coconut oil at home.
 
2012-06-13 07:31:27 PM

constructor5179: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

wow, how boring. Watch bad movies and fool around like a couple of adolescents.


hey, it can be fun...

as long as the bad movie is on SciFi
 
2012-06-13 07:32:03 PM
BDSM is clearly contrary to anarchist ethics.

I hold it violates feminist ethics as well; though female feminists might offer plausible arguments in favor of tying up, degrading and hurting men, I regard that as the revenge of the weak and not a positive principle. (NTTAWWT, necessarily.)

Personally I'd much rather hurt someone I don't like and have no respect for, thus anyone who'd volunteer to be abused by me is inherently contemptible. Those who think it's "just good fun" are pitiful and deluded, like "transsexuals."

So, to all those who live according to my opinion, TheDavidTM has spoken. (You're welcome.)
 
2012-06-13 07:35:52 PM
Nur für mich bist du am Leben
Only for me are you alive
Ich steckt dir Orden ins Gesicht
I put Medals in your face (I am superior to you)
Du bist mir ganz und gar ergeben
You are entirely submissive to me
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht
You love me because I don't love you

Du blutest für mein Seelenheil
You bleed for my salvation
Ein kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geil
A small cut and you're horny
Der Körper schon total entstellt
The body already totally disfigured
Egal, erlaubt ist was gefällt
Whatever, anything goes

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams

Bei dir habe ich die Wahl der Qual
With you have I the choice of torment
Stacheldraht im Harnkanal
Barbed wire in urethra
Leg dein Fleisch in Salz und Eiter
Put your flesh in salt and pus
Erst stirbst du doch dann lebst du weiter
First you die (come) but then you live on

Biße, Tritte, harte Schläge
Bites, kicks, hard blows
Nadeln, Zangen, stumpfe Säge
Needles, pliers, dull saw
Wünsch dir was, ich sag nicht nein
Make a wish, I won't say no
Und führ dir Nagetiere ein
And lead the rodents in

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams
Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams

Du bist das Schiff, ich der Kapitän
You are the ship, I'm the captain
Wohin soll denn die Reise gehen
Where do you want to go
Ich seh im Spiegel dein Gesicht
I see your face in the mirror
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht
You love me because I don't love you

Ich tu dir weh
I hurt you
Tut mir nicht leid
I'm not sorry
Das tut dir gut
This does you good
Hör wie es schreit
Hear how it screams


Such a romantic song, and it got banned in Germany until the courts struck the ban. Those Europeans aren't as free-thinking as we assume they are :)

/Rammstein für immer!
 
2012-06-13 07:40:00 PM

silvervial: Such a romantic song, and it got banned in Germany


siiiick!! But you have to give it up for them. Germans are always on the cutting edge of S&M.
 
2012-06-13 07:40:13 PM

Dahnkster: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x427]

Speak. Now, Beg!


Even villains need a pet.
trevmurphy.com
 
2012-06-13 07:40:25 PM

The One True TheDavid: BDSM is clearly contrary to anarchist ethics.

I hold it violates feminist ethics as well; though female feminists might offer plausible arguments in favor of tying up, degrading and hurting men, I regard that as the revenge of the weak and not a positive principle. (NTTAWWT, necessarily.)

Personally I'd much rather hurt someone I don't like and have no respect for, thus anyone who'd volunteer to be abused by me is inherently contemptible. Those who think it's "just good fun" are pitiful and deluded, like "transsexuals."

So, to all those who live according to my opinion, TheDavidTM has spoken. (You're welcome.)


Congratulations, I think this may be the single most offensive - though somewhat politely put - post that I've ever read.
 
2012-06-13 07:40:36 PM
 
2012-06-13 07:40:47 PM
Sounds like my kind of gal
 
2012-06-13 07:41:34 PM

baka-san: constructor5179: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

wow, how boring. Watch bad movies and fool around like a couple of adolescents.

hey, it can be fun...

as long as the bad movie is on SciFi


I stand corrected sir
 
2012-06-13 07:43:30 PM
cdn-www.cracked.com

Real book from the past...
 
2012-06-13 07:44:15 PM
I enjoy her cavalier attitude about having her chamber stumbled upon.
 
2012-06-13 07:44:41 PM

Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'


I wouldn't use that on nipples, the metal edges could damage the skin when it's removed without opening it. You should always have some smooth material on the surface.
 
2012-06-13 07:45:16 PM

Matthew Keene: Nidiot: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

Well you are easily pleased. It is really not that hard to buy a taser to keep yourself amused. You should be rolling around on the carpet right now instead of posting here.

I was tied up at the time. Something about begging for mercy, screaming NO NO NO and then getting 50,000 volts in the nutsack.


... go on.
 
2012-06-13 07:47:53 PM

Need Help Soonish: Matthew Keene: Nidiot: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

Well you are easily pleased. It is really not that hard to buy a taser to keep yourself amused. You should be rolling around on the carpet right now instead of posting here.

I was tied up at the time. Something about begging for mercy, screaming NO NO NO and then getting 50,000 volts in the nutsack.

... go on.


I got zapped about ten times that night. Finally passed out. Also that morning found a large quilting safety pen through my penis. Didn't even remember that happening. Lots of blood when I removed it.
 
2012-06-13 07:51:08 PM

LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


Still have her number?
 
2012-06-13 07:51:17 PM

Exception Collection: Dahnkster: [media.ebcu.com image 500x500]

If this image doesn't immediately make you think 'nipples'....
You are probably in the wrong thread

I would have also accepted 'clothespin' or 'jumper cables'

I wouldn't use that on nipples, the metal edges could damage the skin when it's removed without opening it. You should always have some smooth material on the surface.


I'd assume the dull razor and barbed wire crowd doesn't worry all that much about a little abraded skin, even on the most sensitive of places. Heck, they're probably coming back through with salt and lemon juice and maybe a set of teeth.
 
2012-06-13 07:53:05 PM

Matthew Keene: Need Help Soonish: Matthew Keene: Nidiot: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

Well you are easily pleased. It is really not that hard to buy a taser to keep yourself amused. You should be rolling around on the carpet right now instead of posting here.

I was tied up at the time. Something about begging for mercy, screaming NO NO NO and then getting 50,000 volts in the nutsack.

... go on.

I got zapped about ten times that night. Finally passed out. Also that morning found a large quilting safety pen through my penis. Didn't even remember that happening. Lots of blood when I removed it.


Ohhh my...

Im not going to lie, that paints one HELL of a picture in my head :)

///A yummy, yummy picture...
 
2012-06-13 07:57:44 PM

Dahnkster: [www.madisonsmommys.com image 285x706]

There's a call for you. You better take it inside.


Bwahahaha. +1.

This thread brings up some fond feelings. It's nice to have a lady friend with whom everything is a possibility.
 
2012-06-13 07:57:47 PM
pen through my penis
hell i don't even have a penis

i cut it off 10 years ago for food
 
2012-06-13 07:59:04 PM

moops: No mention of Joseph Fritzl? Fark I am disappoint.

He's huge on 4chan.


Here's something all about Fritzl.


/those things at the end exploding are babies
//Rammstein für immer!
 
2012-06-13 07:59:28 PM

Need Help Soonish: Ohhh my...

Im not going to lie, that paints one HELL of a picture in my head :)


How YOU do........*rereads post*

Wait. I've changed my mind.
 
2012-06-13 08:01:01 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: I lurv Ms. Addams..

[www.deviantart.com image 517x800][cdn2.istudio.com image 532x800]

/ROWR!!!!!

I think I could luv her too, hmmm.

Well that calls for a spanking, keep up the great work.

Well, I have been naughty, just not lately :)

It's cool, you're grandfathered in. Carry on and let me know when you're ready for those spankings. I'm patient.

Whats scary is if your profile is currant your close enough for me to make some really fun mistakes with.


Oh it's current, just like my email address.
 
2012-06-13 08:01:05 PM

Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.


Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.
 
2012-06-13 08:01:38 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Need Help Soonish: Ohhh my...

Im not going to lie, that paints one HELL of a picture in my head :)

How YOU do........*rereads post*

Wait. I've changed my mind.


HA! Too late, I already saw ya :P

/// I only hurt the ones that like it...
/// Ok, and the ones that deserve it too.
 
2012-06-13 08:04:00 PM

halfof33: Oh, it is another of those threads.

A lot of "tee hee," a bunch of AW'ing, and a whole lot of eye rolling.

"Oh yeah, I used the Johnsonator 4000 on my gal this weekend,"

"That got the Reamator with the hand tooled leather boob scraper?"

"The very same."

snore.....


The Reamator suggestion turned me on.


/Being serious
 
2012-06-13 08:05:13 PM
 
2012-06-13 08:06:54 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


I was going to say the same thing, so, no.
 
2012-06-13 08:07:02 PM

algrant33: I'd assume the dull razor and barbed wire crowd doesn't worry all that much about a little abraded skin, even on the most sensitive of places. Heck, they're probably coming back through with salt and lemon juice and maybe a set of teeth.


I'm one of the dull razor and barbed wire crowd. The problem with uncovered alligator clips is that they can be tight enough that they can actually remove the nipple if enough tension is applied.

Besides, if you put a smooth covering on them you can whip them off instead. So much more fun.
 
2012-06-13 08:07:07 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


You are correct
 
2012-06-13 08:07:22 PM

SurfaceTension: LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?

Still have her number?


I believe it's: 666
My friends called her spider biatch, i still dont know why ha ha
 
2012-06-13 08:07:29 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.


:-p

What do I get on a scale of 1 to 10?
 
2012-06-13 08:09:26 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


BDSM is expanded as such:

Bondage/Discipline-Domination/Submission-Sadism/Masochism
 
2012-06-13 08:10:17 PM

Tsu-na-mi: irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

I was going to say the same thing, so, no.


It's actually 6 words (well, 5) in a 4 letter acronym.

Bondage & discipline (or Bondage & domination)
Domination & submission
Sadism & Masochism

You can have a B/D relationship, a D/s relationship, or a S&M relationship, or a combination of any of the above.
 
2012-06-13 08:13:05 PM

LazerFish: I believe it's: 666
My friends called her spider biatch, i still dont know why ha ha


LOL Well, me likes them a little crazy

/yeah I know it's a set-up for disaster
//but they're fun too
 
2012-06-13 08:13:23 PM

Turd_Ferguson: Oh it's current, just like my email address.


You GO dawg!

Need Help Soonish: HA! Too late, I already saw ya :P


I think it was the bloody penis tip that did it for me.

I can handle being subdued. I can handle some light smacking......especially when fully aroused, if applied correctly, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.

But you can come on over annnnny time you like.
 
2012-06-13 08:13:53 PM
why not just go to HELL
 
2012-06-13 08:15:21 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.


I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark
 
2012-06-13 08:15:29 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.


Are you as interested in Soonish as I am becoming...?
 
2012-06-13 08:16:30 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.
 
2012-06-13 08:21:52 PM

Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.


*Hangs head in shame*

I am not a good member... Im so rarely on there these days :/
 
2012-06-13 08:22:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Your party does sound much more fun.

Are you as interested in Soonish as I am becoming...?


Who says I haven't been interested in the both of you for a long time :)
 
2012-06-13 08:23:28 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.


I once had bruises from bite marks so bad around my breasticles region that they were actually blue. Have never had blood drawn nor have I ever drawn blood (except in my official capacity as a licensed medical professional). I have been involved in bruising, red spanking marks, and urine-soaked panties. I can only think of a couple occasions when there was no 'safe-word' or signal.
 
2012-06-13 08:23:45 PM
Wow, this is the nicest kink thread I've seen in a while. Minimum of vanillas who were forced to click the thread link at gunpoint, and all.

We've got a group called "Fark!" over on FetLife, in case Farkers want to have discussions about this sort of thing that are a little too graphic for Drew's advertisers (let's face it, he'd probably be cool with graphic kink threads if it didn't scare the advertisers away). It's not much, just our own little corner of pervertedness... but you're all welcome to show up and hang with us. 100% off the group sign-up fee if you introduce yourselves in the intro thread!

If anything, it'll keep threads like this from being automatically shut down if/when people get overexcited and posts start crossing the line.
 
2012-06-13 08:23:45 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Turd_Ferguson: Oh it's current, just like my email address.

You GO dawg!

Need Help Soonish: HA! Too late, I already saw ya :P

I think it was the bloody penis tip that did it for me.

I can handle being subdued. I can handle some light smacking......especially when fully aroused, if applied correctly, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

but the hard core shiat? Faaaaaaaaark no.

But you can come on over annnnny time you like.


Yeeeeeeeep. I know exactly what you mean :)
 
2012-06-13 08:25:18 PM
jeffkatz.typepad.com


We have such sights to show you
 
2012-06-13 08:25:30 PM

dletter: Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.


Let's just say that there is a whole world of "giant woman" porn out there and leave it at that.


The Jami Turman Fan Club: Oh yeah, baby, my dungeon is a crime scene. A SEX crime scene, you know what I mean!


4.bp.blogspot.com

The Eurythmics sure do.
 
2012-06-13 08:26:53 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: why not just go to HELL


You'd like it here in Florida. It's only half as bad as FARK says it is.

www.destination360.com
 
2012-06-13 08:29:05 PM

Need Help Soonish: Yeeeeeeeep. I know exactly what you mean :)


Great! So see you Saturday?

/what? Why is everyone staring at me?
 
2012-06-13 08:30:10 PM
This thread (& story) piques my curiosity. Too bad Mrs Freg isn't into anything more than a light spanking every once in a while.
 
2012-06-13 08:31:04 PM
Exception Collection:

The One True TheDavid: BDSM is clearly contrary to anarchist ethics.

I hold it violates feminist ethics as well; though female feminists might offer plausible arguments in favor of tying up, degrading and hurting men, I regard that as the revenge of the weak and not a positive principle. (NTTAWWT, necessarily.)

Personally I'd much rather hurt someone I don't like and have no respect for, thus anyone who'd volunteer to be abused by me is inherently contemptible. Those who think it's "just good fun" are pitiful and deluded, like "transsexuals."

So, to all those who live according to my opinion, TheDavidTM has spoken. (You're welcome.)


Exception Collection: Congratulations, I think this may be the single most offensive - though somewhat politely put - post that I've ever read.

"Somewhat politely put?"

Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?
 
2012-06-13 08:34:39 PM
Shakespeare's Sister:

I love being ordered to give a bj.

How often do you get to Lexington, KY?
 
2012-06-13 08:35:14 PM
Is it just me or what the hottest part Marlo Thomas talking about bondage?
 
2012-06-13 08:35:30 PM

The One True TheDavid: Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?


The exact opinion you express? Probably 0, maybe 1. I figure you're a troll alt.

Unfortunately, I know there are a lot of radfems and other bigots that reject transwomen, and BDSM isn't commonly understood or accepted either. (You did know that the submissive/bottom is the one in ultimate control, right?)
 
2012-06-13 08:36:15 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark


I'd be more inclined to ask politely, but in this case whatever works...
 
2012-06-13 08:40:08 PM
i2.ytimg.com

www.wildsoundmovies.com
 
2012-06-13 08:41:40 PM
Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?

i2.crtcdn1.net

www.motifake.com

s3.amazonaws.com

I....I don't get it.

/Is it like an intersection of furries and BDSM?
//I know, I know. Trying to explain your kink to someone who isn't wired that way is like me trying to explain how awesome screwing Marisa Miller would be to Ru Paul
 
2012-06-13 08:42:53 PM

The One True TheDavid: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

I'd be more inclined to ask politely, but in this case whatever works...


Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"
 
2012-06-13 08:43:28 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.


OK.

Give me a BJ.
 
2012-06-13 08:43:32 PM
Just a song
NSFWNot sure if to rough either.
 
2012-06-13 08:44:25 PM

Banned on the Run: Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?

[i2.crtcdn1.net image 400x300]

[www.motifake.com image 640x800]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 270x392]

I....I don't get it.

/Is it like an intersection of furries and BDSM?
//I know, I know. Trying to explain your kink to someone who isn't wired that way is like me trying to explain how awesome screwing Marisa Miller would be to Ru Paul


As near as I can tell, it's about the near-absolute control over another person that you can get by making them do menial tasks - and let's face it, there isn't a whole lot that's more menial than pulling a cart, aside from toilet play.
 
2012-06-13 08:46:17 PM

Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)


Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.
 
2012-06-13 08:46:45 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"


That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.
 
2012-06-13 08:48:24 PM

Exception Collection: That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


furious blowjobs are best blowjobs.
 
2012-06-13 08:48:51 PM
Some of y'all scare me. Most of what I read wasn't that freaky but broken fingers dude and safety pin dick dude were a little past my comfort zone.

I mean hey, you guys go have your fun. I think I'm going to just back on out of the thread, maybe see what those wacky bronies are doing in the entertainment tab.
 
2012-06-13 08:49:14 PM
I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex
 
2012-06-13 08:49:22 PM
Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga
 
2012-06-13 08:49:24 PM

rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.


That's funny, I feel the exact same way about religion.
If you want to avoid hearing about people's rough sex habits maybe you should, you know, not comment in threads about BDSM. That'd be the reasonable thing.
 
2012-06-13 08:50:34 PM
I get that you guys are trying to prove how hardcore you are to each other, but you don't have to do so by biting on every hook the trolls throw in here.
 
2012-06-13 08:52:30 PM

Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex


Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.
 
2012-06-13 08:55:12 PM

Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.


I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could
 
2012-06-13 08:56:14 PM

Exception Collection: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"

That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


LoL :)
 
2012-06-13 08:57:31 PM

Banned on the Run: Could someone please explain the "pony play" subculture of BDSM?


Dehumanization. Movement training (walking in those shoes takes a special kind of step to avoid tripping, then there's other kinds of steps for fancier walking). Exercising your sub. GETTING YOUR OWN GODDAMN PONY (and it understands English!). Pony cart rides whenever you want. And the sub gets to lose his normal worries for a bit and just horse around (ouch, that pun hurt).

That's my take on it, anyway.

One of these days I'm gonna be strolling around Fresh Pond and I'll see some woman ride by in a cart, being pulled by a trotting pair of leather stallions. And I'm gonna smile for the rest of the day.
 
2012-06-13 08:57:42 PM

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga


But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?
 
2012-06-13 08:59:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?


Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.
 
2012-06-13 08:59:39 PM

SurfaceTension: Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex

Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.
 
2012-06-13 09:00:00 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could


I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)
 
2012-06-13 09:00:00 PM

Coastalgrl: Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)

Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.


Indeed it is.

They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

i47.tinypic.com

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)
 
2012-06-13 09:04:12 PM

Need Help Soonish: Coastalgrl: Need Help Soonish: Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.

Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)

Beautiful leather work. Hard to find that these days.

Indeed it is.

They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

[i47.tinypic.com image 403x403]

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)


I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?
 
2012-06-13 09:04:52 PM
I like the idea of being super permissive with our bodies, people are way too uptight in general. But man, I don't want to feel any real pain or bleed at all. I want my body intact. I'm down to slapahoe, choke, or shove my junk down your throat, but I don't want you hammering nails into my balls. Props to anyone who does that I guess, you have more guts than me. Different strokes I guess.
 
2012-06-13 09:06:28 PM
Experienced bondage buffs said the incident proves that the "D" in "BDSM" stands for discretion as well as discipline.

uh...no.
 
2012-06-13 09:08:50 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.


Oh, we get up to it. It's just taboo to show it or talk about it.

/but hey, there's another head blown off in some random movie and we're all about that
 
2012-06-13 09:09:32 PM

Sensei Can You See: "Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper.

Right. Those Swedes are SO uptight.



Yeah, what does she know about Swedes? She's just a Swedish person, living in Sweden, with 9 million other Swedes.

But you -- you're the expert. Why don't you have a seat over there, and dazzle us with your knowledge of everything Swedish. All of which you got from stereotypes.
 
2012-06-13 09:11:44 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)


Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.
 
2012-06-13 09:16:52 PM

SurfaceTension: Coastalgrl: I love this thread so much!

Someone needs to make an emblem...epic Fark BDSM and Alternative Sex

Same here. Makes me wonder just how many Farkers actually have hidden kinky lifestyles.

I, myself, am a hetero Top, but the Dom wiring is missing for some reason.


I consider myself vanilla kinky. Racy enough to be interesting but leave the serious stuff to the pros. Dom wiring is also missing here but enjoy Top.

I get into it, enjoy it, willing to try almost anything but the line is right around cutting, deep bruising. Not my thing. Also, I understand and respect back door but my back door barely functions normally so that is a no fly zone.

/Thank you severe allergic reaction to antibiotic
//Possibly TMFI
///Or is it?

The Greeks knew what was really going on.
 
2012-06-13 09:18:43 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?


Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...
 
2012-06-13 09:23:13 PM

Barry McCackiner: I like the idea of being super permissive with our bodies, people are way too uptight in general. But man, I don't want to feel any real pain or bleed at all. I want my body intact. I'm down to slapahoe, choke, or shove my junk down your throat, but I don't want you hammering nails into my balls. Props to anyone who does that I guess, you have more guts than me. Different strokes I guess.


Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?
 
2012-06-13 09:26:01 PM

Saborlas: Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?


Tickle torture results in justifiable homicide.
 
2012-06-13 09:27:17 PM

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


I'm getting hard just reading your posts. Sounds like a plan.
 
2012-06-13 09:30:56 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.


Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.
 
2012-06-13 09:32:04 PM

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?

Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...


Nice.
 
2012-06-13 09:32:13 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Saborlas: Perhaps you'd prefer tickle torture?

Tickle torture results in justifiable homicide.


This
 
2012-06-13 09:35:51 PM

SurfaceTension: LazerFish: I believe it's: 666
My friends called her spider biatch, i still dont know why ha ha

LOL Well, me likes them a little crazy

/yeah I know it's a set-up for disaster
//but they're fun too


She likes to hang out at a bondage club in DC called "Bound"
Also, she posted pics of herself on motherl*ss.com (super duper nsfw, don't go if you dont already know) which should give you a hint of the kind of girl she is (and i guess the kind of guy i am because i found them without her telling me about them lol)
 
2012-06-13 09:37:55 PM
sometimes it's not what you do, but that which you deny yourself. lines you know you must never cross that just itch away at you. tick tick tick.
 
2012-06-13 09:40:56 PM

Exception Collection: The One True TheDavid:



The One True TheDavid: Put it this way: how large do you think the group of those who live according to my opinion might be?

Exception Collection: The exact opinion you express? Probably 0, maybe 1.

Actually I'd be surprised if very many people agreed with me on very many of these "hot-button" issues. My own opinion matters more to me than "fitting in with my peers" and always has. And my opinion might change, it has over this subject, but the social cues are pretty much irrelevant: a few times I've had to alienate literally everyone I'm close to to be true to my principles. (Not that I insist on it or look for excuses to do it, but I've done it and lived.)


I figure you're a troll alt.

Wrong. I'm very serious.



Unfortunately, I know there are a lot of radfems and other bigots that reject transwomen, and BDSM isn't commonly understood or accepted either.

With good reason.

And thank you for calling me a bigot: it's so much easier to argue vociferously with someone who volunteers for my contempt.


(You did know that the submissive/bottom is the one in ultimate control, right?)

I always smile when people say that.

The basis of my opinion is that I regard exploitation and degradation as immoral and sexualizing it -- linking it directly with one of the strongest instinctive drives, even in "play" -- is flat-out evil. Regardless of whether you're a bottom or a top or have a safe-word or whatever.

Again, I'm an anarchist: I say we should be de-linking life from oppression, not reinforcing it.

If this helps, I found the first four Hellraiser movies (all I've watched) kinda funny, but I still haven't been able to get through The Night Porter (link) -- though I understand that's a very mild depiction -- because the very subject revolts me.

And I once threw a gorgeous black woman with whom I'd already had a few great times out of my home because she seriously suggested we play "White Master and N***** biatch"; consider that at the time I was a very horny 23 year old and found turning down hot sex with an attractive and willing partner actually painful. (Of course at first I hoped she was kidding.)

Some things you just can't farking play with and seriously call yourself an anarchist. If you don't know what that word means, or if you're unwilling to practice its most fundamental core tenet, you should refrain from applying the label to yourself. An anarchist who accepts BDSM is like a Baptist who doesn't believe in God: an oxymoronic absurdity.

One can be a pro-life abortionist if that's a condition of supporting your family; it's not honorable or respectable but it's understandable, part of the job of practicing medicine. (Keep on mind I'm pro-abortion but respect contrary ethical opinions.)

Yet I find no compelling reason why an anarchist should be voluntarily involved in any way with BDSM. If there's a "die rather than commit list" this should be on it, right up there "volunteer to be an 'interrogator' at Gitmo" or "ass-rape an infant."

You're (all) welcome to disagree. I fact if you really want me to tell you how to think and live you'll have to make me very very rich, just until I've got enough money to buy my very own one-person island and hide from all the idiots.

(Why yes I do know I'm an arrogant asshole, and no I've never had many friends.)
 
2012-06-13 09:44:47 PM
I'm starting to think I should get in touch with the local domme I used to play with. Just to make sure she's doing ok of course.
 
2012-06-13 09:45:28 PM
It's always interesting(not really) when someone break out their new troll alt.
 
2012-06-13 09:45:38 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.


Prove it.
 
2012-06-13 09:49:13 PM

The One True TheDavid: I'm an anarchist: .


No you're not.
 
2012-06-13 09:49:34 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.


Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?
 
2012-06-13 09:49:44 PM

LazerFish: She likes to hang out at a bondage club in DC called "Bound"
Also, she posted pics of herself on motherl*ss.com (super duper nsfw, don't go if you dont already know) which should give you a hint of the kind of girl she is (and i guess the kind of guy i am because i found them without her telling me about them lol)


I'm in the DC area and aware of Bound, though I've never been there myself. My play partner lives out of state and doesn't get up here much. But it's on our "to do" list.
 
2012-06-13 09:51:06 PM
Exception Collection:

there isn't a whole lot that's more menial than pulling a cart, aside from toilet play.

Pulling a cart? Wow, now that's up there with pushing a cripple's wheelchair or changing a baby's diaper.

E.g., being a rickshaw driver is one of those things you might have to do to make a living. And you're even "allowed" to enjoy the exercise, feel gratified by the chance to help someone and take pride in your work. Yet you should be able to pull only people who treat you nicely and pay well, and you should have days off when you need/want them and be guaranteed health care.

I don't get why you include that with "toilet play." Are you some kind off weirdo?
 
2012-06-13 09:51:35 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?


That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?
 
2012-06-13 09:53:24 PM
Exception Collection:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Just imagine how all of the arguments work out? When you finally get frustrated and give up...."You know what, suck my dick!"

"Hey, what are you.....oh....okay......um....why were we fighting again?"

That's assuming you want her anywhere near your dick while she's angry.


Even I might well turn that down. And I love getting BJs.
 
2012-06-13 09:54:22 PM

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga


"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

www.fakes.net

Now THAT's a safeword!


Barry McCackiner: The people who get to be the "Dom" in these situations are clearly just running a racket. I'm going to start a club called Barry's House of Fun. Only straight chicks with big mouths can apply. I'll chain these hoes down and just show up and have their punishment be sucking my cack while I do whatever I want. I'll slap you around a bit if you complain. Any takers?


I hate to break it to you, but real BDSM doesn't work that way, just like real life doesn't work like your porn collection. In a healthy BDSM relationship, it's actually the "sub" who's in control. The "sadist" or "dom" or "master/mistress" is actually taking their cues from the "sub."
 
2012-06-13 09:54:43 PM

The One True TheDavid: Again, I'm an anarchist


How's the 8th grade treating you? :D
 
2012-06-13 09:57:01 PM

Gawdzila: rev. dave: I have no interest in that kind of lifestyle. I don't have a problem with it until you tell me about it. As the article mentions, discretion is important here. If I go my entire life and never hear about people doing this I will be just fine. So keep the lid on it.

That's funny, I feel the exact same way about religion.
If you want to avoid hearing about people's rough sex habits maybe you should, you know, not comment in threads about BDSM. That'd be the reasonable thing.


I, on the other hand, like to argue, and sometimes I feel I actually have something to contribute that should be said.

Just don't be breaking into my home to force me to watch you "play," is all I ask. Okay? Please?
 
2012-06-13 10:00:46 PM

Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?


To be sure, safewords are important (nsfw).
 
2012-06-13 10:01:33 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?


So my typo's aren't enough? Hmmmm :)
 
2012-06-13 10:01:47 PM
ALL sex there is a dominant and there is a submissive.
ALL sex. All the time.
You may not see it,but it is always there.
 
2012-06-13 10:04:05 PM

The One True TheDavid: Just don't be breaking into my home to force me to watch you "play," is all I ask. Okay? Please?


Isn't that kinda what you're doing in this thread?
 
2012-06-13 10:07:14 PM

Bongo Blue: ALL sex there is a dominant and there is a submissive.
ALL sex. All the time.
You may not see it,but it is always there.


Very true.
 
2012-06-13 10:09:34 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.


Huh? What do you think you're doing now?

And nothing sexual is really taboo anymore: sex is just another commodity.

E.g., it's always been sort of understood that you're free to ass-rape all the infants you want, provided you're very rich and very "discreet" (and it helps if you're white and claim to be Christian).

On the other hand, if you're "the wrong sort of person" looking at publicity photos of wholesome family nudist camps qualifies you for Gitmo or worse.

Indeed, I'm tempted to think the whole "Protect the children!!" shtick is just a way to drive up prices and reinforce the cartels' control, like the late '80s anti-crack crusade.

To quote my niece when she was a kid, "Don't you know anything?!?"
 
2012-06-13 10:10:10 PM
Came to the conclusion long ago that the more professionally successful and sophisticated a woman is, the more she wants to be dominated. Dated one who loved to be strangled into unconsciousness at the critical moment. Incredibly hot once you get past the cultural shock, but it used to scare the daylights out of me, too.
 
2012-06-13 10:11:00 PM

ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?


See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."
 
2012-06-13 10:13:15 PM

Jim Gordon: ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."


That's sorta hot.
 
2012-06-13 10:14:17 PM
Internet Meme Rogers:

The One True TheDavid: I'm an anarchist: .

No you're not.
 
2012-06-13 10:15:40 PM

The One True TheDavid: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:


If, in America, we were allowed to openly discuss our sexuality, and encouraged to actually explore our bodies instead of making everything taboo......you'd be AMAZED at the shiat we would get up to.

Huh? What do you think you're doing now?

And nothing sexual is really taboo anymore: sex is just another commodity.

E.g., it's always been sort of understood that you're free to ass-rape all the infants you want, provided you're very rich and very "discreet" (and it helps if you're white and claim to be Christian).

On the other hand, if you're "the wrong sort of person" looking at publicity photos of wholesome family nudist camps qualifies you for Gitmo or worse.

Indeed, I'm tempted to think the whole "Protect the children!!" shtick is just a way to drive up prices and reinforce the cartels' control, like the late '80s anti-crack crusade.

To quote my niece when she was a kid, "Don't you know anything?!?"


You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?
 
2012-06-13 10:18:13 PM

Saborlas:

Isn't that kinda what you're doing in this thread?


LoL :)
 
2012-06-13 10:18:30 PM
Oblio13:

Came to the conclusion long ago that the more professionally successful and sophisticated a woman is, the more she wants to be dominated.

I've seen quite a bit of it, but I'm not sure if it's a typical thing.

Likewise I'm not sure if it's guilt over "rebelling against the female role" or simply a lack of consciousness raising.

Then again, I've also heard that a lot of rich powerful men love to be dominated, hurt & degraded.

People are WEIRD.
 
2012-06-13 10:20:58 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?


I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.
 
2012-06-13 10:24:29 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

As "what those kinds of people say on those kinds of websites, which thank goodness they don't come to my child's Bible school and holler," yes. You know, "a time and a place for everything." It's kinda like "free speech" meets "separate but equal." BDSM, like Fark, is a niche market.

Of course if you start swapping helpful hints on pedophilia they might well hunt you down and kill you (and be called heroes on TV).
 
2012-06-13 10:31:10 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.


So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.
 
2012-06-13 10:31:25 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?


Oh, I forgot to mention not buzzed enough to not notice that you have no, EIP. Or is that the joke ; )
 
2012-06-13 10:35:16 PM

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.


For real, there's like a hundred threads on the main page alone, it's times like this that really test me on not putting anyone on ignore anymore.
 
2012-06-13 10:38:09 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.


There you go, asserting that every strongly held and expressed opinion that you (or "the majority") disagree(s) with is "a troll." As if nobody could really seriously hold a position contrary to that which is "acceptable." Forgive me if I regard that as a sign of idiocy.

Do you think William Lloyd Garrison and Frederick Douglass were "just trolling" when they asserted that slavery was wrong and should cease? After all, saying "Slavery must cease!" in public got a lot of people very upset.

Or maybe Hitler didn't really care about Jews one way or the other, and maybe Jerry Falwell is really an atheist comedian; they just liked "stirring the pot."

People will disagree, lady. Even on the Internet, even on Fark. Grow up.

Sheesh.
 
2012-06-13 10:40:25 PM
Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.
 
2012-06-13 10:40:41 PM

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.


I'm sorry, I had no idea Fark was meant to be a "hot BDSM chat" website.

Maybe you're in the wrong Intart00b?
 
2012-06-13 10:41:09 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: tinfoil-hat maggie: Internet Meme Rogers: Exception Collection: I'd like to take this opportunity to mention that there are Fark groups on Fetlife.

/Somewhat inactive, but getting better.

I could take this opportunity to say I sometimes broadcast my webcam on alt.com.

/Well I could

I may just have to discover this .com you speak of :)

Oh, do. It's free and stuff. I'm not, like, a pro or whatever. Just an exhibitionist with a penchant for breast bondage. ; )

Sort of back on topic, speaking of sex dungeons, the Leather Rose Chicago used to be cool. I remember the first time I went, from outside on the sidewalk you could hear somebody's cries as they were flogged. Hilarious.

Interesting, as a bit of a voyeur, no really, it was one reason dating open couples was such a perk beside the fact I'm bi. I'm afraid I'm a bit vanilla as far as the S&M thing goes , only ever done light stuff, curious but whatever TMI sorry, a bit buzzed.

Prove it.

Sorry sir, what would you like me to prove?

That you're buzzed...just how buzzed are you :) ?

Oh, I forgot to mention not buzzed enough to not notice that you have no, EIP. Or is that the joke ; )


No joke, just privacy settings, EIP should be legit this time.
 
2012-06-13 10:43:23 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: ciberido: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

"Rutabaga"? What kind of weaksauce safeword is that?

See, part of the fun is having a safe word that is easy to use and not use it. It's a much more fun mental challenge. Big difference in "I'm doing this and you can't stop me" and "you are letting me do this because you would do anything to please me."

That's sorta hot.


How you doin?
 
2012-06-13 10:47:52 PM

The One True TheDavid: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

You think Fark represents what is acceptable in mainstream America?

I think you're playing to a troll.

And the sad answer is more and more yes.

So who let the nut job in the thread? Like seriously?

It was all fun and sexy till mister "I'm an anarchist" jumped in.

I'm sorry, I had no idea Fark was meant to be a "hot BDSM chat" website.

Maybe you're in the wrong Intart00b?


Assert yourself harder. You are totally in the right thread for that.

Please master. Tell me how I should really feel.
 
2012-06-13 10:49:42 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie:

Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.

Please, please allow me to subscribe to your Ignore list. You've just joined mine.

As for everyone else: regardless of what you think about any of it, I've said what I came to this thread to say and now I have wine & cheese waiting.

I'll leave you with a helpful hint: if you want to keep contrary opinions out, perhaps you should consider, oh, your very own private mailing list or Google Group or web site or something, something where "riffraff" who dare disagree with you can't come barging in? You do now how to do that, don't you?

Bye! Have fun in your silly Hot XXX Chat thread, if that's all you know and/or care to make of it!
 
2012-06-13 10:52:21 PM

The One True TheDavid: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Yawn, seen it before, don't try so hard.

Please, please allow me to subscribe to your Ignore list. You've just joined mine.

As for everyone else: regardless of what you think about any of it, I've said what I came to this thread to say and now I have wine & cheese waiting.

I'll leave you with a helpful hint: if you want to keep contrary opinions out, perhaps you should consider, oh, your very own private mailing list or Google Group or web site or something, something where "riffraff" who dare disagree with you can't come barging in? You do now how to do that, don't you?

Bye! Have fun in your silly Hot XXX Chat thread, if that's all you know and/or care to make of it!


You will rue this day if you cost me hot BIE action. Be cool.
 
2012-06-13 10:53:13 PM

ProfessorOhki: made me wonder if there's a measurable potential across the nipples


Somebody else may already have said this, but it's dangerous to let any current travel across the chest -- from hand to hand or nipple to nipple, etc. -- because it can pass thru the heart.
 
2012-06-13 11:06:53 PM
If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.
 
2012-06-13 11:16:04 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.


We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!
 
2012-06-13 11:20:03 PM

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!


Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )
 
2012-06-13 11:25:57 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )


Yummy
 
2012-06-13 11:28:29 PM

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy


Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.
 
2012-06-13 11:32:10 PM
 
2012-06-13 11:34:01 PM
FTFA: set up at an abandoned military bunker

That's the mistake. My sex chamber is a much more secure location.
 
2012-06-13 11:34:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy

Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.


Go ahead. Eip and all that
 
2012-06-13 11:37:18 PM
www.hotflick.net

sensuallyyourshawaii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 11:37:58 PM
That poor kid can't ever play the dozens again....
 
2012-06-13 11:38:23 PM
Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

well if you like electricity don't forget the old school army crank field phones.
 
2012-06-13 11:53:03 PM
Hmmmmmm...I guess it's a good thing my dungeon is not somewhere that someone of the general public could stumble across it.

:P
 
2012-06-13 11:54:48 PM

Oldiron_79: Matthew Keene: My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.

well if you like electricity don't forget the old school army crank field phones.


Good ole TA-312.

29J Teletype tech here. The 29N were the phone/switchboard/cable techs. SInce my shiat rarely broke down, I worked in the other three sections a lot. 29E AM/FM radio techs and the 29M microwave/satellite techs.

Everytime I see either a skeeter or an old field phone, I think of the times we would kill the time doing stupid stuff like pull the wings off a giant skeet and then hook the two leads up to two of the legs there on the repair bench. Crank the phone and watch as she raises all her legs up as if she was saying "Hi there!"
 
2012-06-14 12:13:03 AM

Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: Methadone Girls: tinfoil-hat maggie: If, only it meant he was leaving the thread as well.

We can hope! Hello sexy, fun thread again!

Happy,happy, joy,joy. With a little pain and pleasure mixed in sounds nice : )

Yummy

Hey do you mind if I send you an email? Nothing to forward unless your into that.

Go ahead. Eip and all that


Sorry, not sure what I'm typing in wrong. Just going to let you know how to find the fun threads, send me an EM if you want.
 
2012-06-14 12:25:00 AM
 
2012-06-14 12:27:41 AM
I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...
 
2012-06-14 12:34:53 AM

Sensei Can You See: ProfessorOhki: made me wonder if there's a measurable potential across the nipples

Somebody else may already have said this, but it's dangerous to let any current travel across the chest -- from hand to hand or nipple to nipple, etc. -- because it can pass thru the heart.


C'mon now; I called out hooked-tipped oscilloscope probes by name, I know this. Still good advice though.

/Potential isn't current
//What I was joking about would essentially be an ECG
///But with nipples
 
2012-06-14 12:45:53 AM

Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...


Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..
 
2012-06-14 12:48:02 AM

Need Help Soonish: They also offer a lifetime guarantee on everything they make, and can make anything you can dream up.

Like this...

i47.tinypic.com

Which came home to live with me this weekend :)


I don't really get the attraction, but I'm sure she's a fine mannequin.
 
2012-06-14 12:56:08 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...

Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..


Actually, I didn't feel it too bad. The nipple clamps however..
Let's just say when I got dressed the next day, it was far too painful to wear a bra. I probably wouldn't do that again.
 
2012-06-14 12:57:58 AM
Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!
 
2012-06-14 01:03:34 AM

Jadedgrl: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jadedgrl: I've dabbled in bdsm. Did nipple clamps, zip tied hands and feet, gagged, and rope bondage. Also a little razor play (no blood, light scratching) that was surprisingly hot.

/hmmm not so tired anymore...

Intriguing.although the zip ties have to hurt don't they? And not in a good way..

Actually, I didn't feel it too bad. The nipple clamps however..
Let's just say when I got dressed the next day, it was far too painful to wear a bra. I probably wouldn't do that again.


I can imagine, I was wondering about that from the earlier pic of the alligator clip. I mean some things are fun while they last and then the pain afterward is well, not so fun.
 
2012-06-14 01:16:37 AM

Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...


lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares
 
2012-06-14 01:17:01 AM
Where the hell is Julie Cochrane?
 
2012-06-14 01:19:59 AM

Jim Gordon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?

Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.


Wouldn't "rutabaga" be something you'd want to enhance the experience?
 
2012-06-14 01:21:10 AM

The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!


Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?
 
2012-06-14 01:25:26 AM

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm loving the work on that, are some of the panels lace over leather?

Yeeeeep.

And it's lined in red suede...


I found this thread way too late :(

/checked your fb profile and we have friends in common
 
2012-06-14 01:28:04 AM

Gyrfalcon: Jim Gordon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Jim Gordon: Do I need a safe word in this thread?

/rutabaga

But I haven't even tied you up yet ,why are you using the safe word?

Well, had to let you know what it was for it to work. I've never used it. Don't worry.

Wouldn't "rutabaga" be something you'd want to enhance the experience?


Hmmmm, not sure if serious : )

/Need pics of hot rutabaga
 
2012-06-14 01:31:44 AM

Gyrfalcon: The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.

I'm capable of changing my mind. E.g., back when I was 14 (1977) I'd have said something like "9/11" was a great idea, but since then I've been sure it was a stupid stunt that only served to make millions of people miserable.

Ta!

Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?


Pssst, New troll. Although that said from what I understand it is anything but anarchistic, being safe and in control of the situation is important to both parties.
 
2012-06-14 02:25:14 AM
imgs.xkcd.com

Is there almost no intersect between xkcd and BDSM? I find that odd.
 
DYI
2012-06-14 02:46:52 AM
Way late to the thread...

/Always a T... Never a b
 
2012-06-14 04:12:03 AM

The One True TheDavid: Before I pass out, one thing: if someone can explain to me why I'm wrong, that there's nothing in BDSM that is contrary to anarchist ethics, I'd like to read it. If you'd rather do it in email please see my profile.


It's ROLE PLAYING. You don't need to analyze everything through your psycho-sexual political filter. Or maybe you'd like to enlighten us as to how playing Dungeons & Dragons reinforces patriarchal capitalist stereotypes.


Gyrfalcon: The One True TheDavid:

Why would anyone care if BDSM is contrary to "anarchist ethics." What do your political leanings have to do with a fun time in the sack?


Ah, glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks someone is severely over analyzing things.
 
2012-06-14 04:40:09 AM
A setting like that could also be the set for a Rammstein video
 
2012-06-14 05:23:57 AM
FTA "a silk-sheet laden bed, ropes, dildos and leather items"

That`s just a nice bedroom, where is the stuff that makes people think it`s a crime scene? Like blood, body fluids, hair, knives, whips, chains, and guacamole.
 
2012-06-14 07:54:19 AM

Banned on the Run: Shakespeare's Sister: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

Holy cat. I hope that was sarcasm. I hate those movies. With the lights out? Really? Spankings are good. Being told what to do rocks! Having to say "yes, sir" is awesome! I love being ordered to give a bj. Good times. . .good times.

OK.

Give me a BJ.


Ok. But my husband gets to watch.
 
2012-06-14 07:55:02 AM

The One True TheDavid: Shakespeare's Sister:

I love being ordered to give a bj.

How often do you get to Lexington, KY?


I have never been to KY; however, I live in Tennessee, so it is not that far.
 
2012-06-14 07:57:40 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark


Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .
 
2012-06-14 08:41:29 AM

Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .


You need to put out a newsletter
 
2012-06-14 08:51:57 AM

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter


I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.
 
2012-06-14 09:15:13 AM

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares


Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.
 
2012-06-14 09:38:51 AM

Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter

I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.


Congrats. You are doing it right.

I think the problem is that too many people don't understand the needs of others. The wife thinks that her husband has the same sort of needs that she does and that's just not true. She shouldn't think making him happy is giving in. Marriage isn't just about you being happy. It's about making your spouse happy too. Of course, much of the time the man is just as stupid, only in different ways.
 
2012-06-14 09:47:43 AM
Hello, pervs. I see the thread has been kept alive. Good job. Have a Scooby Snack.
 
2012-06-14 09:54:14 AM
Never punch a woman who wears lots of leather:
www.startrek.com
"I hope for your sake, you were initiating a mating ritual"

If you don't want to be killed, you have to say yes. The end results are not much better.
 
2012-06-14 10:22:41 AM
fusillade762:

Or maybe you'd like to enlighten us as to how playing Dungeons & Dragons reinforces patriarchal capitalist stereotypes.

I'd like to accept that challenge but that might be above my level at "severely over analyzing things."

Off-hand one could make something out of the term "Dungeon Master" but that would be a stretch. Why do that call it that anyway instead of Super Wizard or something?

Are you offering some kind of monetary prize? Or maybe publication in a peer-reviewed journal?

At least you you didn't set a deadline.
 
2012-06-14 10:30:21 AM

Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.


Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?
 
2012-06-14 10:38:30 AM

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.

Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?


I care about at least one farker's sex life
 
2012-06-14 10:55:41 AM

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Shakespeare's Sister: I love being ordered to give a bj.

I think we just figured out why your marriage has lasted past the magic decade mark

Oh, yes. That is one of many reasons. Absolute fidelity--no exceptions. Not minding if he goes out with his friends. Not minding if he looks at internet pron or other women while we are out in town. I text him from the Kroger to ask him if he needs beer and what kind. I cook breakfast and dinner every day. So many other things. . .

You need to put out a newsletter

I guess I do. The only problem is, well. some women are too caught up in "I don't serve my man" and "I am not his momma" attitude for my newsletter to make sense. I don't serve either; I do not feel like his momma. What they do not get is that either he finds these things at home or he will get them elsewhere.

He took me to a strip club a few years ago (before we had kids) and I had a blast. I can see why men like to go. Hell. .even I thought the women were hot. I do not care if he goes with his buddies. Who cares where he gets hungry as long as he eats at home?

As of June 8, we have been together for 15 years. This coming July 21, we will be celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. I must be doing something right.

Congrats. You are doing it right.

I think the problem is that too many people don't understand the needs of others. The wife thinks that her husband has the same sort of needs that she does and that's just not true. She shouldn't think making him happy is giving in. Marriage isn't just about you being happy. It's about making your spouse happy too. Of course, much of the time the man is just as stupid, only in different ways.


Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymore. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.
 
2012-06-14 11:13:03 AM
SuperChuck:

I care about at least one farker's sex life

If some nearby female Farker (Farkette? Farktress?) would care about my lack of one I might be very grateful.

Being in the same room with me should be punishment enough. And with me naked yet. Is anybody that kinky?
 
2012-06-14 11:24:06 AM

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Do tell us how much more interesting YOUR weekend was... Im sure we are all dying to hear about your WOW raid and your Cheetos stained penis...

lulz, Mistress Missed the Point, nobody gives a fark about your boring stories and attention whoring.

Oh look at meee!!!

daddy never paid me any attention.

Nobody cares

Aghhhhh I see... You don't care so hard you had to come into the thread to tell us all you don't care... twice.

Wow, I didn't say I didn't care about the article, or the swedish, the Swedish language, Aftonbladet, Dee Severe, HuffPost, or limping, it is just that nobody cares about a farkers'sex life.

Fark is both not your personal erotica site, or your blog.

Therefore, maybe you can have your mistress hit you with a clue hammer?


Three times... You don't care so much you have now told me three times how much you don't care.

///and yet, I bet you will respond to this one too...
 
2012-06-14 11:33:25 AM

Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/


Ohhh, can i come to?
 
2012-06-14 11:42:32 AM

Need Help Soonish: Three times... You don't care so much you have now told me three times how much you don't care.


You seriously cannot be this obtuse. I assume that when I read something this stupid, so grossly uninformed so clearly missing the point that you must be trolling.

Because otherwise you are borderline retarded.

///and yet, I bet you will respond to this one too by completely missing the point again, moran....
 
2012-06-14 11:43:27 AM

Shakespeare's Sister:
Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymoe. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.


No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!
 
2012-06-14 11:57:37 AM

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister:
Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymoe. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.

No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!


Heehee. You got me there. I am not a man. I know women can be just as stupid. We pout, cry, withdraw, and answer "nothing" when asked what is wrong. No problem is solved that way. We tell our best friends what we want, need, and fantasize about, but not our spouses. That solves nothing.

I know that men are more goal oriented (problem solvers) than women are. I believe that men go outside the home for sex, usually, only after the man has said "I want more sex" and the woman says or indicates "no" through words or actions. I have to say, if a woman withholds sex as a punishment, she is a farking moron!

On a side note. . .you do not sound stupid :)
 
2012-06-14 11:57:43 AM

Chigau: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner: Jeez, some of you people are not right in the head, you sinners.

How about two people on a couch watching a romantic comedy, like "When Harry Met Sally" or "The Notebook," and flirting a bit while sharing a bottle of wine? After the movie ends, you talk and flirt some more, and then kiss passionately while engaging in some heavy petting. Move to the bedroom, turn off the lights, and make love like normal people.

OR!

We could kill zombies on the couch for a couple of hours while drinking rum, go to the bathroom, engage in oral, anal, and fisting while showering, then finish up with our girlfriend a few hours later when she shows up.

///I like my way better thank you...
///also, romantic comedies are a scourge upon our society :/

Ohhh, can i come to?


Sure... Just don't stick your dick in the mashed tatters! It's not gonna be that kind of party :P
 
2012-06-14 12:03:49 PM

halfof33: Need Help Soonish: Three times... You don't care so much you have now told me three times how much you don't care.

You seriously cannot be this obtuse. I assume that when I read something this stupid, so grossly uninformed so clearly missing the point that you must be trolling.

Because otherwise you are borderline retarded.

///and yet, I bet you will respond to this one too by completely missing the point again, moran....


Trolling?

Naaaa...

Im not the one posting about how much I don't care about others sex lives in a fark thread about other peoples sex lives.

That would be like going to a politics thread and stating over and over again about how much I didn't care about politics, and would you people PLEASE shut up about it!

But congratulations! Your farkied in titty pink now, so you do have that going for you... which is nice!
 
2012-06-14 12:05:24 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister:
Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymoe. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.

No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

Heehee. You got me there. I am not a man. I know women can be just as stupid. We pout, cry, withdraw, and answer "nothing" when asked what is wrong. No problem is solved that way. We tell our best friends what we want, need, and fantasize about, but not our spouses. That solves nothing.

I know that men are more goal oriented (problem solvers) than women are. I believe that men go outside the home for sex, usually, only after the man has said "I want more sex" and the woman says or indicates "no" through words or actions. I have to say, if a woman withholds sex as a punishment, she is a farking moron!

On a side note. . .you do not sound stupid :)


And completly asking for trouble as well.
 
2012-06-14 12:28:07 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister:
Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymoe. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.

No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

Heehee. You got me there. I am not a man. I know women can be just as stupid. We pout, cry, withdraw, and answer "nothing" when asked what is wrong. No problem is solved that way. We tell our best friends what we want, need, and fantasize about, but not our spouses. That solves nothing.

I know that men are more goal oriented (problem solvers) than women are. I believe that men go outside the home for sex, usually, only after the man has said "I want more sex" and the woman says or indicates "no" through words or actions. I have to say, if a woman withholds sex as a punishment, she is a farking moron!

On a side note. . .you do not sound stupid :)


Thanks. I just internalize it better than most ;}
 
2012-06-14 01:04:26 PM

SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!


For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill
 
2012-06-14 01:18:25 PM

ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill


You need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector. Note the parenthetical comments.
 
2012-06-14 01:25:34 PM

SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister: SuperChuck: Shakespeare's Sister:
Thank you! I agree. Understanding the needs of others requires putting others first. I do not think that people are wired that way anymoe. Giving in does nothing but breed resentment--not only on the part of the person giving in but also to the person given in to. I do not think that men are stupid. If a woman is not honest with her partner, he can not really give her what she wants. Men are not mind readers.

No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

Heehee. You got me there. I am not a man. I know women can be just as stupid. We pout, cry, withdraw, and answer "nothing" when asked what is wrong. No problem is solved that way. We tell our best friends what we want, need, and fantasize about, but not our spouses. That solves nothing.

I know that men are more goal oriented (problem solvers) than women are. I believe that men go outside the home for sex, usually, only after the man has said "I want more sex" and the woman says or indicates "no" through words or actions. I have to say, if a woman withholds sex as a punishment, she is a farking moron!

On a side note. . .you do not sound stupid :)

Thanks. I just internalize it better than most ;}


You are so welcome. Heeheee. I do not know why I giggled there. . .
 
2012-06-14 01:26:49 PM

SuperChuck: ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill

You need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector. Note the parenthetical comments.


I did note them. Acknowledging that it won't help anything doesn't change the fact that the decision to go down that path is handwaved as "because men." Forgive me if you were being sarcastic, but I've known a few people who actually [or at least, pretended very convincingly to] believe such things.
 
2012-06-14 01:30:29 PM

ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill


While it is true that your sarcasm meter needs recalibration, I think you missed the point of the post. Super Chuck can correct me if I am wrong, but. . . it is not the seeking out of sex in the situation described that men cannot help, but rather the problem solving aspect of men that he suggests as the issue. Men are problem solvers, in general. If the direct approach of "I want more sex" does not work to solve the problem, then getting it where it is available will solve the problem of wanting more sex, but it will not address why the lady in question is unwilling to provide. Truthfully, if the woman in question is not willing to be honest, open, and sincere by relating the problem she has causing her to withdraw, then I really cannot blame the man if, after concerted effort, he goes elsewhere. Just because she is okay with a reduced-sex or sexless marriage/relationship does not mean he has to be.
 
2012-06-14 01:31:28 PM

ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill

You need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector. Note the parenthetical comments.

I did note them. Acknowledging that it won't help anything doesn't change the fact that the decision to go down that path is handwaved as "because men." Forgive me if you were being sarcastic, but I've known a few people who actually [or at least, pretended very convincingly to] believe such things.


I think it's more "because stupid" than "because men." Or possibly "because horny." Horny tends to take precedence over a lot of other motivations, even if it goes against one's best interest.
 
2012-06-14 01:34:09 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: No, men are stupid. I know because I am one.

About your earlier statement that men will find what they want, either with you or someone else. That's true. but the reason is that most men are inclined to solve a problem themselves rather than get help. So if he wants sex and his wife isn't providing, instead of saying "hey I wanna have more sex and it's a problem" (which might help) he'll just go find sex somewhere else (which won't really help). Problem solved!

For that to be accurate, it requires that the failing of the relationship not be viewed as a problem. Otherwise you're compounding one problem in solving another rather than attempting to solve both and that's not really much of a solution. You can be as goal oriented as you want, but that approach would just go to show you're bad at picking the goals. Sorry, but that explanation is nothing but a, "bwaa, we can't help it because we're men," excuse and that sort of crap is a disservice to everyone.

/buzzkill

While it is true that your sarcasm meter needs recalibration, I think you missed the point of the post. Super Chuck can correct me if I am wrong, but. . . it is not the seeking out of sex in the situation described that men cannot help, but rather the problem solving aspect of men that he suggests as the issue. Men are problem solvers, in general. If the direct approach of "I want more sex" does not work to solve the problem, then getting it where it is available will solve the problem of wanting more sex, but it will not address why the lady in question is unwilling to provide. Truthfully, if the woman in question is not willing to be honest, open, and sincere by relating the problem she has causing her to withdraw, then I really cannot blame the man if, after concerted effort, he goes elsewhere. Just because she is okay with a reduced-sex or sexless marriage/relationship does not mean he has to be.


Yeah you clarified that better than I did. But I do want to be clear that in most cases, the fault is going to end up being on both sides to some degree. Lack of sex shouldn't be a license to cheat. But it is a valid reason for separation.
 
2012-06-14 01:40:31 PM

SuperChuck: Yeah you clarified that better than I did. But I do want to be clear that in most cases, the fault is going to end up being on both sides to some degree. Lack of sex shouldn't be a license to cheat. But it is a valid reason for separation.


Not going to disagree with that. I was just objecting to the notion that a basic leaning can be used to completely scapegoat poor decisions. If the problem is a sexless relationship, there's two problems - a relationship that's not working and the desire for sex. There is a "good" order and a "aw hell, this is going to blow up in my face" order. That's all.

SuperChuck: Or possibly "because horny." Horny tends to take precedence over a lot of other motivations, even if it goes against one's best interest.


Ha, fine. I'll give you that one.

/Sorry I interrupted
//Go back to flirting or whatever
 
2012-06-14 02:04:44 PM

ProfessorOhki: SuperChuck: Yeah you clarified that better than I did. But I do want to be clear that in most cases, the fault is going to end up being on both sides to some degree. Lack of sex shouldn't be a license to cheat. But it is a valid reason for separation.

Not going to disagree with that. I was just objecting to the notion that a basic leaning can be used to completely scapegoat poor decisions. If the problem is a sexless relationship, there's two problems - a relationship that's not working and the desire for sex. There is a "good" order and a "aw hell, this is going to blow up in my face" order. That's all.

SuperChuck: Or possibly "because horny." Horny tends to take precedence over a lot of other motivations, even if it goes against one's best interest.

Ha, fine. I'll give you that one.

/Sorry I interrupted
//Go back to flirting or whatever


My intent was to explain not excuse. No need to apologize. I'm not always a pig, I just play one on the internet.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fark.com. Come get some!
 
2012-06-14 02:53:31 PM
Still perving...

Nothing stops the Fark Kinkster Brigade!

They keep perving and perving and perving and perving...
 
DYI
2012-06-14 03:17:03 PM
I love how people think it is their moral duty to come into a thread they know god damn good and well has nothing of interest to them, and spout off about how anyone that doesn't have missionary, lights out, don't make a sound, sex is depraved, immoral, and ranked lower of the life meter than a Catholic Priest.

STFU and go do whatever the fark it is you like doing with your life. The rest of us will be over here playing with our toys and the people that love them used on them.

A wonderful day... I hope you have it.
 
2012-06-14 03:42:35 PM

DYI: I love how people think it is their moral duty to come into a thread they know god damn good and well has nothing of interest to them, and spout off about how anyone that doesn't have missionary, lights out, don't make a sound, sex is depraved, immoral, and ranked lower of the life meter than a Catholic Priest.

STFU and go do whatever the fark it is you like doing with your life. The rest of us will be over here playing with our toys and the people that love them used on them.

A wonderful day... I hope you have it.


Hey now! Catholic Priests probably have a more kinky sex life than you.
 
2012-06-14 04:25:21 PM

Need Help Soonish: Chigau: Need Help Soonish: Mark Ratner:

Ohhh, can i come to?

Sure... Just don't stick your dick in the mashed tatters! It's not gonna be that kind of party :P


DEAL!

/EIP

:D
 
2012-06-14 05:56:54 PM
Saborlas: Still perving...

Nothing stops the Fark Kinkster Brigade!

They keep perving and perving and perving and perving...


There sure are a lot of us...
 
2012-06-14 07:19:01 PM
perve power!
 
2012-06-14 09:48:41 PM
Don't let it die!
 
2012-06-14 09:54:45 PM

Saborlas: Don't let it die!

What would you have me do spank you on a live webcam?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-14 09:56:02 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: What would you have me do spank you on a live webcam?


I haven't ruled it out...
 
2012-06-14 09:56:11 PM
Maybe something the other way around?
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-14 09:59:41 PM

Saborlas: tinfoil-hat maggie: What would you have me do spank you on a live webcam?

I haven't ruled it out...


That's sorta my moto for life in general :)
 
2012-06-14 10:34:33 PM
Oh and NSFW seems interesting O_o
 
2012-06-14 11:14:05 PM
Somehow it seems odd that this thread is still going, when FL's Fark! group is always so very dead.
 
2012-06-15 12:20:09 AM

Sensei Can You See: Matthew Keene: One time, some years ago I was handcuffed and shackled in a red speedo, and taken out to a restaurant by my dom. Wow, that was quite thrilling. We did get a few looks.

Amateur. :)

[seriousbondage.com image 300x450]


Shufat Market FTW!

/three blocks from my house
 
2012-06-15 11:53:42 AM

Exception Collection: Somehow it seems odd that this thread is still going, when FL's Fark! group is always so very dead.


Feel free to start a conversation or two!
 
2012-06-15 12:34:45 PM

Exception Collection: Somehow it seems odd that this thread is still going, when FL's Fark! group is always so very dead.


And some of us are still lurking, although I did post earlier in the thread.

Finally, I thread I can mark "favorite"!
 
2012-06-15 01:16:54 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Saborlas: Don't let it die!
What would you have me do spank you on a live webcam?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 496x700]


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-06-15 05:14:52 PM
Jiggety jig, I be home.

'Sup fellow pervs?
 
2012-06-15 06:26:24 PM

Saborlas: Jiggety jig, I be home.

'Sup fellow pervs?


Working, but having trouble staying focused due to a certain someone's upcoming, long-anticipated return (geographically speaking).

S'up wit'choo?
 
2012-06-16 04:32:08 PM

Saborlas: Jiggety jig, I be home.

'Sup fellow pervs?


Been watching movies w/ my wife. We decided to kill our cable for a few months, and we're concerned that the DVR won't let us play anything we have on it, so we're trying to clear off the most interesting movies by Monday.

We're taking a break for now while I eat.
 
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