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2012-06-13 06:14:52 PM

LazerFish: Is that common among females?


In my experience it is pretty common. Not quite as common as rape fantasy though. I swear every girl I meet has fantasies about being raped. Wtf?
 
2012-06-13 06:14:58 PM
Mom?
 
2012-06-13 06:15:11 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


It's discipline.

The D in D&S is dominance.
 
2012-06-13 06:15:19 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


As I understand it, it can be either. But I'm not a purist and although I'm very much in to most elements and associate with the community I find quite a few things really funny & silly. There is a lot of well you're not a real dominant, submissive etc. because of some teeny little thing. Reminds me of the baptist joke about one year's reformation being a heretic.
 
2012-06-13 06:16:50 PM

LazerFish: I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


Biting is one of thoes indescribable, sexy things that your either into, or your not.

I like to be bitten all over lightly as foreplay, but hard during sex... It's the interplay of pain and pleasure... And the fact that a studly man biting the hell out of you is about as farking sexy as it gets!
 
2012-06-13 06:18:30 PM
CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.
 
2012-06-13 06:18:56 PM
heavybondage.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 06:19:38 PM
A "a secret sex chamber she set up at an abandoned military bunker." That sounds totally safe and not at all ill-advised.

OTOH, where would Fark be if everybody behaved in ways that weren't ill-advised?
 
2012-06-13 06:19:45 PM
What I'm getting from this article is that in Sweden it's perfectly cool to walk into an abandoned building and set up shop.
 
2012-06-13 06:19:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...

Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL


Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb
 
2012-06-13 06:19:53 PM

brap: "Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker..."

I BET they did.

*gives knowing and loaded eyebrow waggle*


Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more, eh?
 
2012-06-13 06:20:01 PM

Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)


How YOU doin??
 
2012-06-13 06:21:07 PM
"Sweden is not really such a free country when it comes to sexuality," she told the paper, and promised to make sure to tidy up after herself next time.

LOL.... honey wait till you come to the Puritanical States of America...if you think Sweden is conservative when it comes to human sexuality...
 
2012-06-13 06:21:07 PM

fusillade762: Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb


I bruise so easily that I end up hand (at the very least) fingerprint bruises on my body every time I have sex. I like to call them hooker bruises.
 
2012-06-13 06:21:54 PM
Oldiron_79: If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon

also thumb screws, no dungeon is complete without them
 
2012-06-13 06:22:20 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??


Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P
 
2012-06-13 06:22:40 PM
Uh, I'm sure you guys can translate that last sentence into something legible.
 
2012-06-13 06:22:57 PM
I've spent many a night in handcuffs and leg shackles. And not in custody, so to speak.
 
2012-06-13 06:25:04 PM

fusillade762: Need Help Soonish: Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...

Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL

Heh. I hooked up with a friend when we were kinda drunk one night and she insisted on biting and scratching me. The next day my lips, neck and earlobes were all swollen and bruised. I met a friend of mine for lunch and he was like "Dude, did you get in a fight??"

/csb


Hehehe...

Im notoriously sturdy, but the first few months with my current boyfriend had a LOT of people worried we were not gonna survive it... We both always looked like we just got in a fight with a bob cat and lost!
 
2012-06-13 06:25:12 PM
I had this discussion in a Fark thread a long, long time ago, it ended with a Farkette telling me I was a terrible person and a deviant who was only slightly better than a child molester. The whole thing started with a recounting of an experience similar to the headline.

My ex and I would pretty much always include copious amounts of pain into our sex life. We tended towards blades and beating, though there was occasional bondage involved too. It was normal for us to have at least two or three broken fingers at any given time, and we were almost always covered in bruises, burns, and cuts.

Once, at her place, we had just finished a particularly violent encounter when we decided to go out quickly and grab something to eat. When we returned, the police were there. Her roommate had come home, seen the blood, and since we had done our best to keep her unaware of our more bloodthirsty tendencies, saw the mess in my girlfriend's room and assumed a crime had taken place. I insisted everyone was overreacting, but then they showed us the room as we had left it. The mattress had soaked up the blood, but according to the police there was so much of it it had actually made a decent sized puddle before it soaked in.

I miss that girl.
 
2012-06-13 06:25:36 PM

Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P


Just visting or live here?
 
2012-06-13 06:26:05 PM
tickleabuse.com

In these tough economic times, I suggest you invest heavily in Asian stocks.
 
2012-06-13 06:26:21 PM

kellynoel: CSB time:

In 2005, on NYE, I was invited to a party. I invited one of my coworkers to come along with me, and she accepted. I intended to party pretty hard, so I had my parents pick us up and drop us off at the party with the intention of taking a cab home whenever I regained consciousness.

Half way through the night, I see my coworker flirting with a guy and I'm like "omg awesome!" because she's very uptight. Never dates, is a virgin at age 33 (maybe 34?) and so on. So right after midnight, she disappears with this guy and I'm all "hurray!"

At seven AM she comes and wakes me up from my drunken stupor on the couch and says we need to leave like right then. I'm all "okay, whatevs" and call the cab. On the way home, she tells me that she had sex with that guy and proceeds to freak out. She later told me that she went and got a morning after pill and all that.

Three weeks (!) later, I get a phone call from the guy who hosted the party. He goes "Hey, Kel, I need you to call your friend that came to the party with you and have her call me." Turns out that she had ducked out with this guy - the host's neighbor - and gone to his house. He banged her in a spare room.

His girlfriend had been out of town for Christmas and the New Year, and then didn't go into the room for however long upon her return home. When she did, however, she found blood-stained sheets, blood smeared on walls and all that kinda stuff. It was so bad that she thought someone had been raped and/or murdered in the room and immediately called 911.

The girl had to go give a statement to police.


Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.
 
2012-06-13 06:26:32 PM

MadAzza: irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?

It's discipline.

The D in D&S is dominance.


In my book? It's dominance. I prefer more of the dominating and a little less of the discipline. And it suddenly was put into my book when other commenters basically said "Do what you want."
 
2012-06-13 06:26:43 PM

Matthew Keene: [heavybondage.files.wordpress.com image 248x236]


That photo makes me want to break out the BIG strapon... and not use lube...

///Yep, Im a bad person.
///Ok with it where that twerp is concerned :/
 
2012-06-13 06:27:10 PM

Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P


May I watch ?
/needed asking :)
 
2012-06-13 06:27:20 PM

MadAzza: Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.


There were no accoutrements, just penis in vagina sex. Not sure if it was a hymen issue or she was on her period or what, but my buddy saw the room and said it was gruesome.
 
2012-06-13 06:27:26 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-13 06:28:17 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?


Just visiting... But what a visit it was!
 
2012-06-13 06:29:56 PM

Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...


I'm concerned I'm going to be "getting a kick out of these replies" too, after my friend visits in a few weeks and I try out some news toys on her......
 
2012-06-13 06:30:44 PM
FTFA: Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker and discovered what appeared to be either a garden of earthly delights complete with a silk-sheet laden bed, ropes, dildos and leather items -- or a crime scene.

The fishermen assumed it was a crime scene, according to Sweden's The Local, especially since a similarly equipped dungeon was discovered in March 2011 in an abandoned farmhouse.


I can only assume that Swedes never watch any kind of porn, or even some of the rougher R-rated flicks from America. I also must assume that "crime scene" is VERY loosely interpreted in Sweden, since the "similarly equipped dungeon" not only wasn't similarly equipped; it also was not a "crime scene" as it was never found to have been used for anything--police were unclear as to whether that "dungeon" was a torture chamber, someone's fantasy bondage suite, or even an abandoned movie set. Link

It's nice to know Swedish fishermen are so innocent and naive as to stumble upon someone's S&M boudoir and assume it's the scene of a violent crime.
 
2012-06-13 06:31:14 PM

Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?

Just visiting... But what a visit it was!


Hope you make it back next year!!!.....Where were you working??
 
2012-06-13 06:31:44 PM
Reevaluate or reaffirm?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-13 06:31:50 PM

Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P


Well I better not be dead then.
 
2012-06-13 06:32:07 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


Im not against it...

///Wanna run the camera?
 
2012-06-13 06:32:15 PM
oddly enough Prince's Darling Nikki just came on my song rotation!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:34:09 PM

eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: eas81: Need Help Soonish: Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

How YOU doin??

Im pretty farking awesome today... Recovering from working ROT actually :P

Just visting or live here?

Just visiting... But what a visit it was!

Hope you make it back next year!!!.....Where were you working??


Agh, I came in with a LED light vendor as his personal photographer...

And yes, I will be back next year... Had far too much fun!

///I have a good life LOL
 
2012-06-13 06:34:44 PM

Need Help Soonish: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

Im not against it...

///Wanna run the camera?


But of course :)
 
2012-06-13 06:34:56 PM

Ghastly: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

Well I better not be dead then.


Deal :)
 
2012-06-13 06:36:31 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-06-13 06:39:50 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


It reminds me of the time I asked to use the restroom at that Kroger tinfoil-hat Maggie worked at...perverts, every last one of you.

I salute you.
 
2012-06-13 06:40:33 PM

Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)


Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.
 
2012-06-13 06:44:25 PM

Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.


The best place for handcuffs and shackles is a police supply store. Big assed zip ties, Home Despot is best. Hose clamps(don't ask), Auto-Zone.
 
2012-06-13 06:44:41 PM

Dangl1ng: Need Help Soonish: ///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)

Uggghhhh... Want. I used to have a great set from a psychiatric ward. Ohhh, I loved those.


Knock yourself out.

///They do custom leather work to order too...
///Just sayin :)
 
2012-06-13 06:46:34 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)


Well you almost killed me, the three of you. Thank god I finished eating before I read this.
 
2012-06-13 06:46:47 PM

Turd_Ferguson: tinfoil-hat maggie: Need Help Soonish: Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.

What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P

May I watch ?
/needed asking :)

It reminds me of the time I asked to use the restroom at that Kroger tinfoil-hat Maggie worked at...perverts, every last one of you.

I salute you.


Well I was really happy when you said only if I paddle you while watching : )
 
2012-06-13 06:47:06 PM
My best experience was a taser to the balls once. I'm actually up for that again. It was awesome.
 
2012-06-13 06:49:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: It's nice to know Swedish fishermen are so innocent and naive as to stumble upon someone's S&M boudoir and assume it's the scene of a violent crime.


They didn't want to take the risk. If they'd left their own fluids behind and it turned out to be a crime scene, it would have made them suspects.

So they did what any reasonable folk would do: report it to the authorities and go monger one another's fish elsewhere.

/Yes, I know mongers are different than fisherman
//Don't you have better things to do in this thread?
 
2012-06-13 06:50:43 PM
when a problem comes along you must whip it

i60.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 06:50:52 PM

kellynoel: MadAzza: Improperly applied cane, possibly. That can do a lot of damage, from lacerations to permanent nerve or tissue damage.
It sounds boring, but it's a good idea to read up on the proper, safe use of certain implements before you try them. It's not about whacking away all willy-nilly.
If you're the sub, make sure your Dom has done his/her homework.

There were no accoutrements, just penis in vagina sex. Not sure if it was a hymen issue or she was on her period or what, but my buddy saw the room and said it was gruesome.


Oh, um ... emilylatella.jpg
 
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