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(Huffington Post)   Maybe it's time to re-evaluate if your sex life is too rough when people stumble upon your sex chamber and mistake it for a crime scene   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 386
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2012-06-13 03:40:39 PM
No.

No, it's not.
 
2012-06-13 03:47:32 PM
Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your sex life if you think having a sex chamber as awesome as that is "too rough"
 
2012-06-13 03:50:12 PM
No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.
 
2012-06-13 03:51:05 PM
i.imgur.com

A little late for Dabney Coleman...

/I prefer doing M&M's
 
2012-06-13 04:08:45 PM
i.huffpost.com

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?
 
2012-06-13 04:19:26 PM

dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?



She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.
 
2012-06-13 04:24:35 PM

Blues_X: dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?


She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.


Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.
 
2012-06-13 04:25:40 PM
Quick,Robin....To the Bat Bondage Cave!
 
2012-06-13 04:33:39 PM
Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-13 04:48:07 PM
Anyone else think of that scene from "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"?
 
2012-06-13 05:07:55 PM
*takes Subby off my to-do list*
 
2012-06-13 05:26:51 PM
"Last Friday, two fisherman came across the old bunker..."

I BET they did.

*gives knowing and loaded eyebrow waggle*
 
2012-06-13 05:35:48 PM
Or maybe just reevaluate your choice in locations for the dungeon
 
2012-06-13 05:49:13 PM
Bring out the Gimp.
 
2012-06-13 05:50:22 PM
Mom?
 
2012-06-13 05:52:13 PM
as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...
 
2012-06-13 05:54:20 PM
Sticks and stone may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me
 
2012-06-13 05:54:28 PM
Oh yeah, baby, my dungeon is a crime scene. A SEX crime scene, you know what I mean!

/Never works
//Will someday, I'm sure!
 
2012-06-13 05:54:32 PM
fc00.deviantart.net

I love the religion threads.
 
2012-06-13 05:55:20 PM
She was into whips and chains
And I was into the pain
 
2012-06-13 05:58:45 PM
Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.
 
2012-06-13 05:59:19 PM
pithypontifications.files.wordpress.com

You're right, fire IS bad. And so are you naughty boy...
 
2012-06-13 06:00:57 PM
Speak for your self Subby... Not everyone is into vanilla pump-and-dump.

///And I know where to get the best handmade leather restraints too ;)
 
2012-06-13 06:00:59 PM
Can it be both?
 
2012-06-13 06:01:18 PM
Mrs Peel, you're needed.

www.fetishpopculture.com
 
2012-06-13 06:01:23 PM
img163.imageshack.us

Was it like an executive fark room ?
 
2012-06-13 06:02:06 PM
I LOVE MY SEX DUNGEON!!!
 
2012-06-13 06:02:19 PM

BronyMedic: No it's not.

There's nothing like the feeling of being out of your body thanks to a mixture of tantric teasing, and accurately applied pain

And as long as it's consensual, and not interfering with the activities of my or your daily life, STFU and worry about your own bed room.


You sound hot. Just sayin'.
 
2012-06-13 06:02:40 PM
My Mistress has granted me permission to get a kick out of some of these replies.
 
2012-06-13 06:02:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Speak. Now, Beg!
 
2012-06-13 06:03:19 PM

iheartscotch: Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.


i822.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 06:03:22 PM
An old Bunker.

www.stripers247.com
 
2012-06-13 06:03:58 PM
img232.imageshack.us


tlhIngan maH!
 
2012-06-13 06:04:42 PM
Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?
 
2012-06-13 06:04:52 PM
It's only too rough if they stumble into the chamber and then it does in fact become a crime scene.
and even then I'm not positive.
 
2012-06-13 06:05:55 PM
[in best Hedonism bot voice] I apologize for nothing!
 
2012-06-13 06:06:44 PM

Chunky Pumpkinhead: as someone who has had the police bang on his front door because the neighbors thought his sex life sounded "too rough," getting a kick...


Egh... Ditto.

///Anyone who has ever had to explain "Consensual Bite marks" to the police at 3 in the morning... Well, we have lived a little LOL
 
2012-06-13 06:06:55 PM
Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.
 
2012-06-13 06:08:28 PM

dletter: Blues_X: dletter: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

So, I am looking at a sex cage for the 50 foot woman here?


She's actually in a sex dungeon in Lilliput.

Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.


Yes, yes you do.
 
2012-06-13 06:08:43 PM
how many other people hate the word "consensual" as much as i do

everything is consensual dammit
 
2012-06-13 06:08:49 PM
If your dungeon does not have a rack and a strappado its not even a real dungeon
 
2012-06-13 06:09:17 PM

Ghastly: Never! You can have my studded leather flogger when you pry it out of my cold dead ass.


What if I pry it out, then put it back in... Then pry it out, and put it back in again???

///These are important questions, they need asking :P
 
2012-06-13 06:09:34 PM
xd0.xanga.com

I have the strangest strongest boner right now
 
2012-06-13 06:09:38 PM
Wow dungeon in an abandoned bunker?
Couldn't get better than that!
I thought an old abandoned brewery was the the tops, and I was wrong.
 
2012-06-13 06:10:59 PM
I dated a girl that ran a sex toy shop. She was into whips and paddles and bondage... I was cool with that. But when I saw her naked (specifically without panties), i found out she liked cutting herself. Freaked me out, so i left and never talked to her again.
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?
 
2012-06-13 06:11:30 PM
Personally I liked the explanation that "I just wanted to test my limits"

/that cd cover a multitude of sins
 
2012-06-13 06:12:13 PM
dletter: Either way, that being said.... what would you want to do with a "mega giant" woman in that way, other than just look at her naked? Use your entire body as a dildo? Eww.

Boobie trampoline?
 
2012-06-13 06:13:06 PM

iheartscotch: Maybe, it's time to re-evaluate your writing skills, subby? That headline is making my head hurt.

It should read: " maybe your sex life is too ruff if, apon discovery, your sex dungeon looks like a crime scene.


Ruff? Apon? If you're going to criticize Subby then perhaps you should spell shiat right.
 
2012-06-13 06:14:08 PM

LazerFish:
Also, I seem to attract women who like to bite/be bitten (even before the vampire craze). Is that common among females?


It's pretty common in my life, so I'd guess that only the strangest ones do it.
 
2012-06-13 06:14:31 PM

irishdncr83: Am I the only person in the entire universe that thinks the D in BDSM means "domination" and not "discipline" per the article?


I always thought BDSM was overlapping. Bondage-Discipline-Domination-Slave-Sado-Masochism.
 
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