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(93.9 MIA)   Swedish Left Party proposes motion to: a) increase taxes b) spend more on healthcare c) make men sit when they pee   (939mia.com) divider line 175
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2012-06-13 12:30:22 PM
...said he wants it to eventually lead to sitting-only bathrooms.

Uh, unless there's some sort of mechanism that causes the ceiling to actually lower and force the man into a sitting or crouching position, I'm fairly certain that any toilet designed for sitting can also be urinated into by a man while standing. And that, in fact, urinating while standing into a sitting toilet actually causes *more* splashing-related hygienic problems. It also invites the looming specter of all sorts of raised-seat-related hazards.
 
2012-06-13 12:31:59 PM
Prison cell rules.
 
2012-06-13 12:34:32 PM
I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.
 
2012-06-13 12:46:18 PM

Slaxl: Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.


I usually just sit to pee because I'm lazy. I don't want to spend the 15 to 45 seconds standing there when I can just sit down and relax. Only time I usually don't sit, is at public toilets (I'm not sitting on dozens of dried up urine splatters), or when I'm taking a whizz out in the woods.
 
2012-06-13 12:53:58 PM
Wasn't this just a south park episode?
 
2012-06-13 12:58:29 PM
YOU CAN FORCE ME TO SIT DOWN TO PEE WHEN YOU CUT MY F**KING LEGS OFF, GODDAMMIT!!!!
 
2012-06-13 01:12:27 PM
How about we just switch social etiquette to leaving the seat up? Men won't put it down just to pee on it, thereby ensuring a clean seat for those who need to sit down.
 
2012-06-13 01:15:58 PM
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Approves.
 
2012-06-13 01:16:07 PM

Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.


Wow. So you think the government should be legislating how someone performs a bodily function in private? WTF is wrong with you? You may as well say you want to legislate how many times food should be chewed before swallowing (by category, of course).
 
2012-06-13 01:17:01 PM
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Giggity.

/hot
 
2012-06-13 01:17:56 PM
The only time I'm sitting down is if its going to be longer than a minute or two and I've brought sufficient reading material. Like It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News .

/Hi Drew
 
2012-06-13 01:18:05 PM
Do they expect to win many votes with that platform?
 
2012-06-13 01:19:21 PM

oldfarthenry: YOU CAN FORCE ME TO SIT DOWN TO PEE WHEN YOU CUT MY F**KING LEGS OFF, GODDAMMIT!!!!


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2012-06-13 01:20:39 PM
Nuke the entire country from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
 
2012-06-13 01:21:20 PM
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2012-06-13 01:22:04 PM
2pm and going to for a quick pee before a meeting. Stand. 2am? Easy. Sit. Don't need to turn on the light and don't have to worry about pissing the wife off by pissing on the floor.

The comment about sitting to pee is better for the prostate is pure bullshiat.
 
2012-06-13 01:22:19 PM

Pocket Ninja: ...raised-seat-related hazards.


I think that was the only good thing about my abusive ex; he had to sit while he went pee-pee... and I never fell in the toilet during half-sleep zombie jaunts to the bathroom.
 
2012-06-13 01:22:35 PM
We need to take a stand against this type of legislation. I certainly can't sit still for this.
 
2012-06-13 01:23:06 PM

cgraves67: Do they expect to win many votes with that platform?


How much over-splatter is on the platform?
 
2012-06-13 01:23:21 PM

Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

Wow. So you think the government should be legislating how someone performs a bodily function in private? WTF is wrong with you? You may as well say you want to legislate how many times food should be chewed before swallowing (by category, of course).


$500 fine for taking too many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
 
2012-06-13 01:23:44 PM
I thought all leftists sat down to pee.
 
2012-06-13 01:24:40 PM
FTA: The supporters of the motion said sitting during urination also has medical benefits, including reducing the risk of prostate problems and leading to a healthier and longer sex life.

if there is any truth to this assertion, which there almost certainly is not, it must be due to your wife no longer punching you in the cock for missing the toilet.

/somebody make a goddamn south park reference already
 
2012-06-13 01:25:40 PM
Let us raise up legs against this tyrrany!
 
2012-06-13 01:26:36 PM

ChipNASA: oldfarthenry: YOU CAN FORCE ME TO SIT DOWN TO PEE WHEN YOU CUT MY F**KING LEGS OFF, GODDAMMIT!!!!

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Sweet Jesus! You've been waiting ages to post that - haven't you?
 
2012-06-13 01:27:09 PM
They're wanting this done because they think it will result in fewer messes to be cleaned up.

Obviously none of these people have ever been inside a ladies restroom.
 
2012-06-13 01:28:33 PM

hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.


We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.
 
2012-06-13 01:28:35 PM
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2012-06-13 01:28:42 PM
Is this some kind of feminist nonsense? Shouldn't you be working on pay equality or workplace harassment or something?

And no, I wouldn't be doing that. You're lucky I don't pee in the stall!
 
2012-06-13 01:29:33 PM
i like peeing on soothing japanese rock garden with waterfall effect.

/get off my kimono
 
2012-06-13 01:29:54 PM

Cythraul: hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.


So you are saying leftists are spitters?
 
2012-06-13 01:30:41 PM
I assume they're going to put up a sign behind the toilet telling me I should sit down to piss? I'm going to use it as a backboard to aim at, to try and get my piss in the pot.
 
2012-06-13 01:31:05 PM

hasty ambush: Cythraul: hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.

So you are saying leftists are spitters?


We prefer to be the ones giving you a reason to swallow.
 
2012-06-13 01:33:36 PM

Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.


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2012-06-13 01:34:23 PM
How about no? Does no work for you?

/However, it's okay to do it if you're also pinching a loaf at that time, or you're too drunk to aim properly while standing.
 
2012-06-13 01:37:14 PM

johnsoninca: How about we just switch social etiquette to leaving the seat up? Men won't put it down just to pee on it, thereby ensuring a clean seat for those who need to sit down.


Have a spring that pulls it safely up and out of the way, unless there is actual weight holding it down.

Or they can put in urinals.
 
2012-06-13 01:38:37 PM

Cythraul: hasty ambush: Cythraul: hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.

So you are saying leftists are spitters?

We prefer to be the ones giving you a reason to swallow.


Well, all your buddies do hang out the LA Teachers Union, so that makes sense.
 
2012-06-13 01:38:40 PM

Bathia_Mapes: They're wanting this done because they think it will result in fewer messes to be cleaned up.

Obviously none of these people have ever been inside a ladies restroom.


So true. As a kid, one of my first summer jobs was working at a lakeside resort, duties included restroom maintenance. Let me say that you women are pigs. Not even close in cleanliness.
Fairer sex, my arse.
 
2012-06-13 01:39:34 PM
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2012-06-13 01:41:08 PM
Have you ever tried to sit down and pee with an erection? It just fountains out everywhere and gets on the floor. At least if you're standing up, you can bend at the waist and point that pee stick into the toilet.
 
2012-06-13 01:41:39 PM
Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2012-06-13 01:41:59 PM

Slaxl: Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.


I don't judge anyone's manhood by that, as I don't judge manhood at all, couldn't care less about that. I do, however, find it hard to believe that any one with the incredibly convenient status of being able to stand would not take advantage of that ability. Women would probably stand too if it were in any way convenient to do so.
 
2012-06-13 01:43:43 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Have you ever tried to sit down and pee with an erection? It just fountains out everywhere and gets on the floor. At least if you're standing up, you can bend at the waist and point that pee stick into the toilet.


If you want to avoid the awkward bending, just point yourself at the shower wall!
 
2012-06-13 01:43:57 PM
Just pee in the sink. Problem solved.
 
2012-06-13 01:44:11 PM

JackieRabbit: 2pm and going to for a quick pee before a meeting. Stand. 2am? Easy. Sit. Don't need to turn on the light and don't have to worry about pissing the wife off by pissing on the floor.

The comment about sitting to pee is better for the prostate is pure bullshiat.


THIS
 
2012-06-13 01:45:09 PM
Why is it that even thought you all stand to pee, you can still manage to end up leaving so damn many pubic hairs on the rim?
 
2012-06-13 01:45:20 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Pocket Ninja: ...raised-seat-related hazards.

I think that was the only good thing about my abusive ex; he had to sit while he went pee-pee... and I never fell in the toilet during half-sleep zombie jaunts to the bathroom.


My sister had four older brothers, and she never complained about the seat.

/We would have laughed and laughed.
 
2012-06-13 01:45:47 PM
For this nonsense I'd purposely go to the Swedish Left Party's headquarters and pee all over the seat.
 
2012-06-13 01:46:24 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Have you ever tried to sit down and pee with an erection? It just fountains out everywhere and gets on the floor. At least if you're standing up, you can bend at the waist and point that pee stick into the toilet.


I usually just sit and stuff it down into the bowl under the seat lid and let it rub up against the porcelain. Then I flush and give it a nice quick bath after.
 
2012-06-13 01:46:56 PM

johnsoninca: How about we just switch social etiquette to leaving the seat up? Men won't put it down just to pee on it, thereby ensuring a clean seat for those who need to sit down.


We can't leave the seat up because women don't seem to understand that when putting the seat down, gravity is on their side so insist that we do all the work.
 
2012-06-13 01:50:04 PM

nekom: Slaxl: Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

I don't judge anyone's manhood by that, as I don't judge manhood at all, couldn't care less about that. I do, however, find it hard to believe that any one with the incredibly convenient status of being able to stand would not take advantage of that ability. Women would probably stand too if it were in any way convenient to do so.


On it!
 
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