I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

Approves.

Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

Wow. So you think the government should be legislating how someone performs a bodily function in private? WTF is wrong with you? You may as well say you want to legislate how many times food should be chewed before swallowing (by category, of course).

The only time I'm sitting down is if its going to be longer than a minute or two and I've brought sufficient reading material. Like It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News .

/Hi Drew

Do they expect to win many votes with that platform?

oldfarthenry: YOU CAN FORCE ME TO SIT DOWN TO PEE WHEN YOU CUT MY F**KING LEGS OFF, GODDAMMIT!!!!

Nuke the entire country from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

2pm and going to for a quick pee before a meeting. Stand. 2am? Easy. Sit. Don't need to turn on the light and don't have to worry about pissing the wife off by pissing on the floor.

The comment about sitting to pee is better for the prostate is pure bullshiat.

We need to take a stand against this type of legislation. I certainly can't sit still for this.

Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

Wow. So you think the government should be legislating how someone performs a bodily function in private? WTF is wrong with you? You may as well say you want to legislate how many times food should be chewed before swallowing (by category, of course).

$500 fine for taking too many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

FTA: The supporters of the motion said sitting during urination also has medical benefits, including reducing the risk of prostate problems and leading to a healthier and longer sex life.

if there is any truth to this assertion, which there almost certainly is not, it must be due to your wife no longer punching you in the cock for missing the toilet.

/somebody make a goddamn south park reference already

Let us raise up legs against this tyrrany!

Cythraul: hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.

So you are saying leftists are spitters?

I assume they're going to put up a sign behind the toilet telling me I should sit down to piss? I'm going to use it as a backboard to aim at, to try and get my piss in the pot.

Slaxl: I'd support that. I hate public toilets, especially in pubs. The only thing worse than a toilet attendant who can't speak English who thinks he deserves money for handing you a paper towel to dry your hands with is doing the same in a lake of piss.

Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

johnsoninca: How about we just switch social etiquette to leaving the seat up? Men won't put it down just to pee on it, thereby ensuring a clean seat for those who need to sit down.

Have a spring that pulls it safely up and out of the way, unless there is actual weight holding it down.

Or they can put in urinals.

Cythraul: hasty ambush: Cythraul: hasty ambush: I thought all leftists sat down to pee.

We do. It's kinda like how all righties swallow.

So you are saying leftists are spitters?

We prefer to be the ones giving you a reason to swallow.

Well, all your buddies do hang out the LA Teachers Union, so that makes sense.

Bathia_Mapes: They're wanting this done because they think it will result in fewer messes to be cleaned up.

Obviously none of these people have ever been inside a ladies restroom.

So true. As a kid, one of my first summer jobs was working at a lakeside resort, duties included restroom maintenance. Let me say that you women are pigs. Not even close in cleanliness.
Fairer sex, my arse.

Have you ever tried to sit down and pee with an erection? It just fountains out everywhere and gets on the floor. At least if you're standing up, you can bend at the waist and point that pee stick into the toilet.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Have you ever tried to sit down and pee with an erection? It just fountains out everywhere and gets on the floor. At least if you're standing up, you can bend at the waist and point that pee stick into the toilet.

If you want to avoid the awkward bending, just point yourself at the shower wall!

Just pee in the sink. Problem solved.

JackieRabbit: 2pm and going to for a quick pee before a meeting. Stand. 2am? Easy. Sit. Don't need to turn on the light and don't have to worry about pissing the wife off by pissing on the floor.

The comment about sitting to pee is better for the prostate is pure bullshiat.

THIS

Why is it that even thought you all stand to pee, you can still manage to end up leaving so damn many pubic hairs on the rim?

CapeFearCadaver: Pocket Ninja: ...raised-seat-related hazards.

I think that was the only good thing about my abusive ex; he had to sit while he went pee-pee... and I never fell in the toilet during half-sleep zombie jaunts to the bathroom.

My sister had four older brothers, and she never complained about the seat.

/We would have laughed and laughed.

johnsoninca: How about we just switch social etiquette to leaving the seat up? Men won't put it down just to pee on it, thereby ensuring a clean seat for those who need to sit down.

We can't leave the seat up because women don't seem to understand that when putting the seat down, gravity is on their side so insist that we do all the work.

nekom: Slaxl: Don't even start with the "men stand, and any man who sits to pee should turn in his man card", bollocks. If you judge manhood on the way someone urinates you must be very insecure and a hollow shell of a 'man' barely deserving of the status.

I don't judge anyone's manhood by that, as I don't judge manhood at all, couldn't care less about that. I do, however, find it hard to believe that any one with the incredibly convenient status of being able to stand would not take advantage of that ability. Women would probably stand too if it were in any way convenient to do so.

On it!