Step 1: Start a company that does substance abuse testing.

Step 2: Change the law in your state so that mandatory substance abuse testing is requried.

Step 3: Profit!

make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

A radio station in Toronto openly admitted to pulling their funny news stories from Fark. That's how I first heard about this website.

Lionel Mandrake: AirForceVet: This voter purge in 2000 won George W. Bush the White House.

Even though Florida paid millions to the NAACP on their civil suit against the state (under Jeb Bush) for denying 1000s of African-Americans their right to vote then, why not do it again in 2012? That way, they can squeeze Romney some more electorial votes at no cost to the RNC.

It's only Florida taxpayers' money.

Nothing frightens the GOP more than a fair election...

darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

Even if none of the writers for any of those shows had ever heard of Fark, I would still expect some intersection when thousands of people are making jokes about the same subject.

John Oliver: "So, you're saying the amount of voter fraud going on is only limited by your imagination?"
Stupid Pundit: *Looks at camera in terror, realizing that what just came out of his mouth will be seen by millions*

I like that the new Futurama commercials on Comedy Central are using the Fry and Zoidberg images/memes from Fark (or wherever they originated). Sly nod to the in-group there.

Holy annoying laugh, Batman. I could barely get through that clip.

Lost Thought 00: I'm sure Democrats would do it too, given the chance, so vote Republican

To be fair, Florida specifically is famous for voter fraud, sort of like the running joke about the dead voting in Chicago or Michigan. Not really a party thing so much as a state thing, in most other states the slimy side of electioneering is mostly limited to gerrymandering rather than outright box-stuffing.

thurstonxhowell: darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

Even if none of the writers for any of those shows had ever heard of Fark, I would still expect some intersection when thousands of people are making jokes about the same subject.

Conan, Stewart, and Maher I can believe come up with this stuff independently. I'm pretty sure that Leno blatantly steals jokes however.

AirForceVet: This voter purge in 2000 won George W. Bush the White House.

In 2000 most of the votes were purges AFTER the ballots were cast. It was much easier to tell which ones were filled out incorectly (democratic).

Republican's want us to focus on voter fraud
Republican's don't want us to focus on election fraud

Goodfella: Step 1: Start a company that does substance abuse testing.

Step 2: Change the law in your state so that mandatory substance abuse testing is requried.

Step 3: Profit!

He did say that he'd run Florida like a business. What he didn't mention is that he was going to make Florida a subsidiary of his enterprises.

So... wait a minute. Non-citizens SHOULD be allowed to vote in a state's elections? Doesn't that disenfranchise people who ARE citizens?

Don't Democrats and Hispanics have a "hidden agenda" by wanting to keep non-citizens on the voter roles?

grokca: Glenford: darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

A radio station in Toronto openly admitted to pulling their funny news stories from Fark. That's how I first heard about this website.

Jian Ghomeshi should have a FARK segment, he can call it FARK Q.

I can't listen to that guy, too much smug for me. I heard it from Derringer et al on Q107.

Citrate1007: AirForceVet: This voter purge in 2000 won George W. Bush the White House.

In 2000 most of the votes were purges AFTER the ballots were cast. It was much easier to tell which ones were filled out incorectly (democratic).

Republican's want us to focus on voter fraud
Republican's don't want us to focus on election fraud


Election fraud via anti-voter fraud legislation.
Orwell would be proud.

/More likely sad, I suppose.

thurstonxhowell: darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

Even if none of the writers for any of those shows had ever heard of Fark, I would still expect some intersection when thousands of people are making jokes about the same subject.

I have seen my FARK jokes AND those of others word for word on some of the late night shows and also on morning radio. A few years ago, I listened to 'Walton and Johnson' in New Orleans (before it became a Fox News lovin' racial diatribe against blacks and latinos) and you could almost hear FARK's lips move. I especially enjoy seeing my barbs among the 'funniest' in the comments section. Making a joke that more than 8 or 10 FARKers find funny is tough because we have so many cynics and satirist among our numbers. I'm not denying the '1000 monkeys typing' coming up with the same zinger, but let's face it -- people have been stealing other people's jokes since the dawn of time. The world's oldest joke is a fart joke, BTW.

Edsel: I'm pretty sure that Leno blatantly steals jokes however.

Wouldn't you have to demonstrate that Leno tells or uses jokes before accusing him of stealing them?

erection fraud

stevie1der: Holy annoying laugh, Batman. I could barely get through that clip.

THIS. I think it was even throwing Stewart off.

Dahnkster: The world's oldest joke is a fart joke, BTW.

It was Sumerian if I recall correctly. I think it was: For the first time in recorded history, a wife didn't fart on her husband's lap.

/not really funny, but I guess...

Edsel: thurstonxhowell: darcsun: make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

I've also seen Fark jokes on Conan and Bill Maher.

Even if none of the writers for any of those shows had ever heard of Fark, I would still expect some intersection when thousands of people are making jokes about the same subject.

Conan, Stewart, and Maher I can believe come up with this stuff independently. I'm pretty sure that Leno blatantly steals jokes however.

I dunno, he's almost too unfunny to believe that he steals jokes. If someone had the entire internet to pick from, would they tell such lame ass jokes?

skylabdown: So... wait a minute. Non-citizens SHOULD be allowed to vote in a state's elections? Doesn't that disenfranchise people who ARE citizens?

Don't Democrats and Hispanics have a "hidden agenda" by wanting to keep non-citizens on the voter roles?

I think you missed the point. But I hope you already know that and you posted what you did on purpose anyhow.

Gee, Florida using potentially illegal tactics to get a Republican in the white house? Color me shocked.

Edsel: Conan, Stewart, and Maher I can believe come up with this stuff independently. I'm pretty sure that Leno blatantly steals jokes however.

Some jokes are so obvious it's easy to see how they could all come up with it independently. Like the remote control inventor being buried in the couch. EVERYBODY did that one. But most also had another related joke that was unique.

Rick Scott is a crook. He was CEO of a corporation that stole millions in fraudulent medical claims against the federal government. The fact he is not in pound me in the ass prison is every bit as big of miscarriage of justice as OJ or Casey Anthony. Yeah, yeah, 'the system worked' my ass. Guilty bastards should all be drinkin' pruno outta jailhouse shiatters.

Diogenes: We want legitimate voters on the roles. The process by which they're allegedly removing illegitimate voters is also removing a disproportionate number of legitimate voters.

I believe this is the proper time to ask for evidence to back up your claim?

make me some tea: Flab: They stole my Midnight Oil joke.

Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

No we don't.

Bah, I can't view it. Does anyone know of another link to the video?

Genevieve Marie: Wonder what happened to those guys.

They got older and bitter. They succumbed to the same fate as many old white guys. They yearned for their youth. They feared change. They found it easy to blame everyone else for their own perceptions as to what is wrong in this world. And there has always been an audience that feeds on hate and negativity. Genevieve Marie I know you are a staunch feminist, so please don't be angry, but I have always thought you were one of the most beautiful people not only on FARK, but in the entire Crescent City. Not to worry though, Mrs. Dahnkster, my imaginary wife, is more woman than I can ever hope to love.

Millennium: Diogenes: We want legitimate voters on the roles. The process by which they're allegedly removing illegitimate voters is also removing a disproportionate number of legitimate voters.

I believe this is the proper time to ask for evidence to back up your claim?

Here's a 91 Year Old WWII Veteran on the list

But its worth purging him if we get rid of all those illegals who are voting.

Cuz voting is so cool we can't stop the surging tide of people who want to do it.

Lionel Mandrake: AirForceVet: This voter purge in 2000 won George W. Bush the White House.

Even though Florida paid millions to the NAACP on their civil suit against the state (under Jeb Bush) for denying 1000s of African-Americans their right to vote then, why not do it again in 2012? That way, they can squeeze Romney some more electorial votes at no cost to the RNC.

It's only Florida taxpayers' money.

Nothing frightens the GOP more than a fair election...

I gotta love a left wingers definition of a "fair" election. If Non-Citizens and dead people can't vote early and often then people are being disenfranchised right? Must be a racial thing.

kronicfeld: make me some tea: Their writers get their material from Fark. I'm pretty sure about that.

It is, after all, impossible that any two people in the world could independently conceive of the high-concept satire that populates this most erudite website. Outright theft is the only viable explanation.

I've seen it happen quite a few times before. Perhaps not in this case, but Daily Show writers have admitted to being Farkers, so I'm sure some borrowing goes on. And when Dick Cheney got his heart transplant, they used the Fark headline "Dick Cheney receives heart plant," on The Daily Show.

Citrate1007: AirForceVet: This voter purge in 2000 won George W. Bush the White House.

In 2000 most of the votes were purges AFTER the ballots were cast. It was much easier to tell which ones were filled out incorectly (democratic).

Republican's want us to focus on voter fraud
Republican's don't want us to focus on election fraud

Yeah like the military ballots that Democrat lawyers tried to get thrown out because they presumably would have gone for Bush. Works both ways bud.

CPennypacker: Millennium: Diogenes: We want legitimate voters on the roles. The process by which they're allegedly removing illegitimate voters is also removing a disproportionate number of legitimate voters.

I believe this is the proper time to ask for evidence to back up your claim?

Here's a 91 Year Old WWII Veteran on the list

But its worth purging him if we get rid of all those illegals who are voting.

Cuz voting is so cool we can't stop the surging tide of people who want to do it.

Are you saying the process may not be perfect?

Edsel: I'm pretty sure that Leno blatantly steals jokes however.

Yeah, but it's the perfect crime-- Who's going to say, "Hey Jay Leno is using all of MY material!"
Not a comedian.
That's who.