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2012-06-13 04:07:54 PM
BronyMedic: Guys? I resuscitated a 63 year old heart attack victim from cardiac arrest this morning. AND manged to browse Pony tumblrs and watch an episode. What have you accomplished today?

/Also known as the Na-na na-na boo boo defense.


Since we're mocking pretentiousness and all, would it be a bad time to bring up that your name for the defense is an orthodox rendering of an older form written in Sapphic meter?
 
2012-06-13 04:09:22 PM
BronyMedic: kingoomieiii: How'd you do that with hooves?

Defibrillators are Magic. :3


THAT show I'd watch.

Jim from Saint Paul: GODAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO BUY IT!

If they made the game into a movie, the movie would be longer.
 
2012-06-13 04:09:24 PM
Um, make that "unorthodox rendering".
 
2012-06-13 04:10:04 PM
Carousel Beast: I've caught a bit of MLP and it's pretty good. I was more PPG, though. I watched that since it debuted on the What a Cartoon! show.

Still and all, though, there are a *lot* of people that can't wrap their heads around animation not being solely for kids. I'd like to show them the PPG "The Beat Alls" episode and ask them to tell me how that was ever intended for a child.


I miss cartoons like Animaniacs and Rocko's Modern Life for sheer innuendo potential. Jokes like "Finger Prince" and "Chokey Chicken" are hillarious examples of getting crap past the censors.

MLP manages to do it, but with a lot of fridge logic and subtlety.. A great example of this would be "saddles". There would be no reason for a pony to have saddles, except as a rather adult thing. Jabs about "not wearing clothes" and the like.
 
2012-06-13 04:10:12 PM
Millennium: Sapphic meter

Giggity.
 
2012-06-13 04:10:18 PM
Millennium: Um, make that "unorthodox rendering".

Even better. I like my sapphic shiat unorthodox.
 
2012-06-13 04:11:56 PM
Ringshadow: Just saying hi, guys!

Lots of pony threads lately.


Well, that and radiation/anti-nuke threads seems to be the only way we can get you out of your glowing, radioactive hole. :)
 
2012-06-13 04:12:04 PM
BronyMedic: Jokes like "Finger Prince" and "Chokey Chicken" are hillarious examples of getting crap past the censors.

Cow and Chicken had a giant, chisel-jaw, stubble-faced women's softball team that literally ate carpet. It was awful.
 
2012-06-13 04:13:42 PM
kingoomieiii:
Jim from Saint Paul: GODAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO BUY ITRENT!

If they made the game into a movie, the movie would be longer.



OK. FTFM.
 
2012-06-13 04:14:00 PM
Millennium: BronyMedic: Guys? I resuscitated a 63 year old heart attack victim from cardiac arrest this morning. AND manged to browse Pony tumblrs and watch an episode. What have you accomplished today?

/Also known as the Na-na na-na boo boo defense.

Since we're mocking pretentiousness and all, would it be a bad time to bring up that your name for the defense is an orthodox rendering of an older form written in Sapphic meter?


Orthodox Pony?

i6.photobucket.com

20% more Kosher.
 
2012-06-13 04:15:25 PM
You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.
 
2012-06-13 04:16:56 PM
Another pony thread?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-13 04:17:58 PM
El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

While I can understand lumping bronies with furries, or as a subculture of furries, what in the name of Celestia would make you think they're anything compared to some white-trash idiot who masturbates over a band who can't even understand basic magnetism?

Or for that matter, a paraphilic sub-culture with deeply rooted psychological issues?

/no. really. Explain your logic on this one.
 
2012-06-13 04:18:06 PM
El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

None. I'll take a member of the Kiss Army.
 
2012-06-13 04:20:05 PM
Ringshadow: Just saying hi, guys!

Lots of pony threads lately.


Yeah, I know. Kinda cool, eh?

/love
//tolerate
 
2012-06-13 04:21:56 PM
verbaltoxin: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

None. I'll take a member of the Kiss Army.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 04:22:28 PM
El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

Oh no no no.

You're driving a minivan with all four. The entire drive they're screaming at each other over which... group... is more deserving of a new civil rights movement.
 
2012-06-13 04:22:36 PM
El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 04:23:43 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

IT IS MY UNSCIENTIFIC BELIEF THAT DISNEY IS WHOLLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FURRIES.
 
2012-06-13 04:25:03 PM
Turns out this thing isn't going to be that far from me. Maybe I'll go; particularly if DeLancie commits. Might be a lot of harmless fun.
 
2012-06-13 04:25:05 PM
kingoomieiii: Jim from Saint Paul: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

IT IS MY UNSCIENTIFIC BELIEF THAT DISNEY IS WHOLLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FURRIES.


Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?
 
2012-06-13 04:28:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: kingoomieiii: Jim from Saint Paul: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

IT IS MY UNSCIENTIFIC BELIEF THAT DISNEY IS WHOLLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FURRIES.

Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?


Noooo.... You did?!

also oblig
www.chucksconnection.com
When Bug's Bunny dressed as a girl, did you find him attractive?
 
2012-06-13 04:28:20 PM
Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?

she was such a whore, much hotter than Minnie Mouse
 
2012-06-13 04:29:08 PM
I don't see what is wrong with encouraging young boys or girls to express their sexuality by being pony slaves? Do you?
 
2012-06-13 04:30:07 PM
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?

she was such a whore, much hotter than Minnie Mouse


The problem is when you're thinking of nailing Daisy, you're farking Goofy.
 
2012-06-13 04:30:30 PM
Slaves2Darkness: I don't see what is wrong with encouraging young boys or girls to express their sexuality by being pony slaves? Do you?

no
 
2012-06-13 04:32:49 PM
FirstNationalBastard: kingoomieiii: Jim from Saint Paul: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

IT IS MY UNSCIENTIFIC BELIEF THAT DISNEY IS WHOLLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FURRIES.

Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?


Poor Daisy.

Have you seen what male ducks do to an unattached female?
 
2012-06-13 04:38:43 PM
See my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters there!
 
2012-06-13 04:38:57 PM
BronyMedic: El Brujo: You have to drive cross-country in a car with a Bronie and a Furry, or with their more disturbing cousin- an Infantilist, or a Juggalo...choose wisely.

While I can understand lumping bronies with furries, or as a subculture of furries, what in the name of Celestia would make you think they're anything compared to some white-trash idiot who masturbates over a band who can't even understand basic magnetism?

Or for that matter, a paraphilic sub-culture with deeply rooted psychological issues?

/no. really. Explain your logic on this one.


Is Celestia an anti-depressant?

1) As 80-85% of Juggalos are convicted sex offenders, it seems only logical to lump them in the same category as these two deviants.

2) Does this one really need explaining? I'm sure there are some way cool retro My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite diaperbags from the 80's out there on ebay that would be of interest for this unholy roadtrip.
 
2012-06-13 04:40:39 PM
meat0918: Have you seen what male ducks do to an unattached female?

ANY male duck will put humanity's most insane and dangerous sex criminals to shame.
 
2012-06-13 04:41:51 PM
El Brujo: 1) As 80-85% of Juggalos are convicted sex offenders, it seems only logical to lump them in the same category as these two deviants.

I understand humorous hyperbole, but there's no way that's even close to true.
 
2012-06-13 04:42:52 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Who didn't want to nail Daisy Duck?

farm5.static.flickr.com

♫♬ I've got no strings to hold me down ♫♬
 
2012-06-13 04:45:04 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: redmond24: WHY the fark are adults obsessing over this shiat? There are GOOD shows out there on the 600 other channels.

Yeah, but have you ever seen a GOOD show directed at young girls like this? Like it or not, MLP:FiM is groundbreaking.


Powerpuff Girls. Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I haven't seen Legend of Korra yet, but it looks promising. Even the two main female characters on Adventure Time do plenty of service towards the ladies. One is a badass, rock and roll vampire and the other is a genius scientist.

I don't know about groundbreaking. It's fine to like a show, but I don't get the MLP love. It's much better than the old MLP show, so I'll give you guys that. I watched the first 10-20 episodes trying to figure out what the appeal was, but I just found it boring. Adventure Time, for instance, is full of nerd humor and innuendo, and is much more cleverly written IMO. Regular Show is hilarious, especially if you're a child of the eighties. RS surprises me with what they get past the censors sometimes. Flapjack was another in a similar vein, before it went off the air.

There's been plenty of great Western animation that appeals to both kids and adults. The same values and message of "love and tolerance" can still be found in most of them too. I think this MLP thing blew up as more of a gathering, a nerd community, and that's where you guys are at now. Maybe it started as a joke, maybe not... but I dunno. I just don't think the show is good enough for all the attention it's getting.

/just my 0.02
 
2012-06-13 04:45:40 PM
zepic.org
Me Tarzan, you pain.
 
2012-06-13 04:47:03 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Quim Possible
 
2012-06-13 04:47:58 PM
Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.
 
2012-06-13 04:50:35 PM
Wayne 985: Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.

Whoa now.

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-06-13 04:51:58 PM
This thread took a turn somewhere, and I'm not sure whether I am frightened or intrigued.

2nd time today that has happened to me.

/Hi Ringshadow, planning on being Brometheus for anyone today?
 
2012-06-13 04:52:37 PM
Wayne 985: Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.

I will say this this as a brony; Juggalos and Furries scare me more than people who buy Rob Zombie albums and movies.
 
2012-06-13 04:52:38 PM
Wayne 985: quasi-pedophilic undertone.

By the way, while this is wrong, my heart goes out to pedophiles who don't touch kids (or kiddy porn). That's remarkable self-control in the face of cruel [nature|nurture].

The OTHER category, pedophiles that get themselves arrested? Nuh-uh. You get to rot. Sorry.
 
2012-06-13 04:53:44 PM
BTW, not a brony, they just don't bother me any, and some of the threads have been fun.

Of course, I'm not a furry either and they don't bother me...unless they're yiffers. That's more than a little weird.
 
2012-06-13 04:55:05 PM
Cyno01: [lh3.ggpht.com image 540x416]

Im ok with this.

/notsureiffurry...


oh, I see now...
 
2012-06-13 04:56:18 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: flamingboar: I picked up a video game with Tara Strong as a voice actress in it. I knew her voice but I could not put a finger on it until it dawned that she was using the Twilight Sparkle voice for a girl wielding a chainsaw. Then my TV exploded.


/seriously, a flame came out of the back of it.

WAAAAAAAAAITTTTTT!!!!!

STOP THE THREAD!!!!!

Tara Strong does the voice of the cheerleader in Lollipop Chainsaw?

GODAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO BUY IT!


Jimmy Urine is in it too. He plays a zombie punk rocker who can shoot words out.
 
2012-06-13 04:56:35 PM
As with everything, I enjoy the property itself while ignoring the fanbase.

I love Star Trek. I love (most of) Star Wars. I love Gargoyles. I love Firefly. I love both Avatar series.

And yes, I have come to accept the fact that I enjoy My Little Pony. I don't think it's the greatest show ever, nor do I issue proclamations of how people who don't like it are somehow wrong. I just find it charming, funny, and most importantly, genuinely sincere (which is probably the rarest element in any modern fictional media). I also fully understand why many people don't care for it, and that's fine, too.

Despite all of that, I feel no need to aggressively demonstrate these feelings at every opportunity to anyone that will listen. That absolutely pushy element of all fanbases is what drives me away from them. Just because I like something doesn't mean that I've agreed to join a club of people that happen to like the same thing.

I'm no Brony, nor a Trekkie, nor a Browncoat. I'm just a dude who enjoys things for the sake of enjoying them, not to become part of some movement with a social statement.
 
2012-06-13 05:02:07 PM
Wayne 985: Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.

As watching Bugs Bunny in drag or watching Monty Python in general makes you a tranny.
 
2012-06-13 05:02:24 PM
Dahnkster: Cyno01:

[img.photobucket.com image 600x334]

Applejack made me want to polish my apple.


img.ponibooru.org
 
2012-06-13 05:06:37 PM
kingoomieiii: Some 'Splainin' To Do: you aren't confusing bronies for furries, so there's that.

The primary difference seems to be social stigma.

I REALLY don't understand how this pony fascination happened. Did everyone forget they were only liking the kid's show ironically?


Do you want a serious answer, or are you just looking for an excuse to point and laugh?
 
2012-06-13 05:07:43 PM
kingoomieiii: Wayne 985: Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.

Whoa now.

[encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 259x194]


Eh, relax. I was being deliberately over-the-top, though I do find said groups creepy.
 
2012-06-13 05:11:04 PM
LeafyGreens: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Lando Lincoln: Hmm...how to get the furries, the bronies and the juggalos all in one convention hall. And then lock the doors and turn off the water for six weeks.

I suppose that, at the very least, you aren't confusing bronies for furries, so there's that.

/ Haters gotta hate

Um, yeah, about that (NSFW): poniesafterdark.tumblr.com/


Buddy, there's Rule 34 for everything. The fact that you can dig up pervy pix of ponies doesn't say jack about the general culture. The majority of fans don't want anything to do with that crap and get tired of the constant attempts to associate us with it.

Some furries are bronies, but most bronies aren't furries. If you can't hold that difference in your mind, I'd suggest a remedial logic course.
 
2012-06-13 05:13:52 PM
Wayne 985: kingoomieiii: Wayne 985: Bronies are one group of people I might be relieved to see as victims of violent crime. As someone else noted, they're right on par with furries and juggalos, but with a quasi-pedophilic undertone.

Whoa now.

[encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 259x194]

Eh, relax. I was being deliberately over-the-top, though I do find said groups creepy.


And I find Trekkies creepy for the fact that some of them have gone out of their way to not only adopt Star Trek more or less as a religion. But to learn an entirely fabricated language that is only spoken in the context of a sci-fi television show.
 
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