FARK.com: (7160578) Nothing quite says, "I care about you and your ridiculous overpriced fashion choices" than using a $68 official Louis Vuitton condom. Spend that much for a condom and you're guaranteed to have been screwed

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		Nothing quite says, "I care about you and your ridiculous overpriced fashion choices" than using a $68 official Louis Vuitton condom. Spend that much for a condom and you're guaranteed to have been screwed (fashion.telegraph.co.uk)		189
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Cythraul		2012-06-13 12:20:41 PM

That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

exick		2012-06-13 12:31:27 PM

Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

For one reason or another, I remember seeing glow in the dark condoms in an 80s movie starring John Ritter.

SmackLT		2012-06-13 12:37:11 PM

exick: Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

For one reason or another, I remember seeing glow in the dark condoms in an 80s movie starring John Ritter.

You're thinking of the swordfight scene from Skin Deep

kid_icarus		2012-06-13 12:40:22 PM

So I guess now the 'iconic brown monogram' of LV will come in two different types of overpriced bags.

James!		2012-06-13 12:42:39 PM

It's fake. It says so in the article.

SmackLT		2012-06-13 12:42:59 PM

Damn, didn't link right. Trying again: swordfight scene from Skin Deep

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-06-13 12:44:25 PM

Ladies: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-06-13 12:46:37 PM

Sexy Asian Lady: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

Apos		2012-06-13 12:46:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img338.imageshack.us image 640x1085]

Ladies: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

Niiiice.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-06-13 12:48:19 PM

This sort of thing is not really for your average male. It's more for those who do this sort of thing professional, to show off the ability of their tiny little performers. Though, whether a $70 condom or a $2 condom makes a difference is really just a matter of sementricks.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-06-13 12:49:12 PM

Ladies: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-06-13 12:55:19 PM

That's why the smart shopper hits the street vendor to get his Loius Viutton condoms for $1.

Jackson Herring		2012-06-13 01:21:41 PM

FINALLY a condom worthy of my swanky dong

Gaseous Anomaly		2012-06-13 01:31:43 PM

A lifetime's worth of them is still cheaper than a child.

Langdon Alger		2012-06-13 01:32:39 PM

if you have that kind of money, just have her killed if she gets knocked up.

juujuubee		2012-06-13 01:34:05 PM

James!: It's fake. It says so in the article.

Surely you are not suggesting we actually read the F'ing article ?!?!?

Savage Bacon		2012-06-13 01:35:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img833.imageshack.us image 400x400]

Ladies: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

Hell, I'd need to take out a loan to be able to afford to fully purge my desire for Mila Kunis.

/giggity

Nana's Vibrator		2012-06-13 01:35:34 PM

I get the feeling this condom will help certain populations' one-night stands success rate as long as you can find a way to work it into a coversation. Label whores and gay dudes. And gay label whore dudes. But no one's going into Sully's Tap and getting out of there without being laughed at.

Ringshadow		2012-06-13 01:35:44 PM

Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

You rang?

/too big to post here

Cythraul		2012-06-13 01:36:33 PM

juujuubee: James!: It's fake. It says so in the article.

Surely you are not suggesting we actually read the F'ing article ?!?!?

Hey! I did more than just post a comment. I clicked on the link and looked at the pictures.

plushpuppy		2012-06-13 01:36:48 PM

juujuubee: James!: It's fake. It says so in the article.

Surely you are not suggesting we actually read the F'ing article ?!?!?

I am suggesting that and don't call me Shirley

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-06-13 01:37:29 PM

Ringshadow: /too big to post here

That's what she said.

mytdawg		2012-06-13 01:37:46 PM

Around town there is an "urbanized" Chrysler 300 entirely covered with that logo.

I laugh out loud every time I see it. Sure as hell can't buy class. Man is that ugly.

juujuubee		2012-06-13 01:38:21 PM

plushpuppy: juujuubee: James!: It's fake. It says so in the article.

Surely you are not suggesting we actually read the F'ing article ?!?!?

I am suggesting that and don't call me Shirley

Roger

orezona		2012-06-13 01:39:22 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: A lifetime's worth of them is still cheaper than a child.

You know how I know you don't get laid much?

jayhawk88		2012-06-13 01:39:30 PM

Silly plebes. Don't you know the Rich and Famous purposefully sterilize themselves early in life, then just harvest the necessary reproductive organs from transients if and when they desire to procreate?

groppet		2012-06-13 01:39:54 PM

Is it reusable?

IrateShadow		2012-06-13 01:40:32 PM

Somebody make a joke about black penis. I'm trying, but can't come up with anything.

Genju		2012-06-13 01:41:17 PM

groppet: Is it reusable?

Turn it inside out.

uncleacid		2012-06-13 01:41:19 PM

Dad never forgave me for using his $68 condom as a water baloon.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-06-13 01:41:25 PM

Why not just tattoo the pattern on your dick? That'll pay for itself after a few trips.

ny.racked.com

Evil Mackerel		2012-06-13 01:42:51 PM

Savage Bacon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img833.imageshack.us image 400x400]

Ladies: "But you have to spend 68 bucks on the condom"

The Stealth Hippopotamus: "I'm ok with that"

Hell, I'd need to take out a loan to be able to afford to fully purge my desire for Mila Kunis.

/giggity

Just use each one twice.
/I'd breed with her.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-06-13 01:43:04 PM

Louis Vuitton made my scrotum.

carrion_luggage		2012-06-13 01:43:49 PM

I guess you could claim you just came into money.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-06-13 01:44:57 PM

In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!

/Luxury

mainstreet62		2012-06-13 01:45:41 PM

I'm married, I've forgotten what a condom looks like.

poodebunker		2012-06-13 01:45:57 PM

Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

There are glow in the dark condoms, neon colored ones too. Saw them in Spencers Gifts at the mall. Heehee

Cythraul		2012-06-13 01:47:49 PM

poodebunker: Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

There are glow in the dark condoms, neon colored ones too. Saw them in Spencers Gifts at the mall. Heehee

Vader vs Luke sexy-fight, here I come!

poodebunker		2012-06-13 01:48:35 PM

Jackson Herring: FINALLY a condom worthy of my swanky dong

A Versace condom would be sexier...all low-cut n stuff. Lol

Langdon Alger		2012-06-13 01:49:22 PM

Historian Smoker: 60 bucks? Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
[pause]

Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?

Thurgood Jenkins: How much?

Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em.

JackieRabbit		2012-06-13 01:50:39 PM

Well, that definitely one condom you'd want to turn inside out and shake the fark out of, so you can use it again.

brantgoose		2012-06-13 01:51:53 PM

Trojan Horse Condoms--whether you're hung like a horse or like an eohippus!

Buy our Juvenal Brand Luxury Condoms and you will be able to say "Fate do your worst, I was well and truly screwed today."

***

And now sample our Vatican-approved condoms--they come pre-pricked for extra leakage. For the man or woman who feels guilty about contraception. The perfect loop-hole for men or women who want a baby NOW, regardless of what their partner wants or thinks!

***

We also have condoms with built in calculators that can be set for up to three weeks before you have sex so that if your state has legislated that life begins three weeks before conception, you will be warned by a buzzer that you should not be having sex because you may have ovulated already.

***

And for the real condom connaisseur with a large collection of antique condoms, we have a range of condom cozies embroidered with appropropriate mottos such as "Hope Springs Eternal ...." Great for preventing damage to condoms for those who like to carry one against the long-distant day when somebody actually wants to have sex with them.

Cymbal		2012-06-13 01:54:15 PM

Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

So your chick is into strap-ons? Or are you gay? NTTAWWT.

que.guero		2012-06-13 01:55:37 PM

I thought men bought LV for women so that they didn't have to use condoms?

I Mash Grains		2012-06-13 01:55:39 PM

You can re-use condoms - just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them.

Cythraul		2012-06-13 01:57:58 PM

Cymbal: Cythraul: That's some expensive protection. Call me when they make a condom that glows in the dark, so I can finally have my sexy light saber fight.

So your chick is into strap-ons? Or are you gay? NTTAWWT.

Yes.

ProfessorOhki		2012-06-13 01:58:23 PM

orezona: Gaseous Anomaly: A lifetime's worth of them is still cheaper than a child.

You know how I know you don't get laid much?

Last number I saw for ages 0-18, including public college was about $400k. So, that's a $68 condom every day for 16 years.

Of course most Farkers would burn through at least 15 of them in an evening with their supermodel girlfriends, so YMMV.

Kibbler		2012-06-13 01:58:45 PM

Think about how much someone would pay just in sales tax.

Truly the wealthy are bled white.

JackieRabbit		2012-06-13 02:04:50 PM

Kibbler: Think about how much someone would pay just in sales tax.

Truly the wealthy are bled white.

Yes, but luckily, this condom solves that issue and allows your Mrs to do her "Toby the Slave" fantasy without stepping out.