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(CBS New York)   Moran: "Yes, I'd like to report a road rage incident that happened yesterday." Police: "Oh, so you're the guy who impersonated an ICE agent, handcuffed a teen, and brought him to your house. We need to talk"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, ice, special agents, false imprisonments, ICE agents, Port Jefferson Station  
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2012-06-13 01:44:09 PM  
6 votes:
He thinks he's Mr. Long Island ICE T!
2012-06-13 02:54:09 PM  
5 votes:
He's also retired from the marine core.
2012-06-13 02:44:04 PM  
3 votes:
But Bradley's attorney said Wednesday that the teen went willingly to the house and that the accusations aren't true.

So you're saying this guy was picking up strange teenagers on the highway and inviting them home? I'm not so sure about this defense.
2012-06-13 03:50:45 PM  
2 votes:

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

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/pet peeve

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

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/pet peeve
2012-06-13 02:41:34 PM  
2 votes:
Of course he's an imposter. This guy is a real ICE agent:
2012-06-14 12:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

offmymeds: Long before my time. Didn't start posting until 08/24/2010

I understand the frustration. Only this guy can tell inside jokes to perfect strangers.
2012-06-13 05:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. This thread is totally full of newbies.

It's like a daycare center in here.
2012-06-13 03:59:49 PM  
1 vote:

justanotherfarkinfarker: It's so absurd i may buy it as fake. But it was arrested for doing this before, so I'm just thinking he's testing the water to see how far he can go before he can start to pile the bodies in his basement.

He's an insurance guy, probably he uses it to bluff his way onto accident scenes and get information to deny claims normally. I mean, I wouldn't rule out him being stupid and having LEO power fantasies, but generally speaking breaking the law for profit and breaking the law for the lulz don't tend to be compatible behaviors.
2012-06-13 03:48:00 PM  
1 vote:

slimfast: [ image 480x468]

Just had to post this...

Thanks for giving me an excuse to reply :D
2012-06-13 03:36:10 PM  
1 vote:

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[ image 294x288]

/pet peeve

Let me guess, you lost your sense of humor in the war.
2012-06-13 03:32:50 PM  
1 vote:

Oh, a wise guy, eh?
2012-06-13 03:06:38 PM  
1 vote:

highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core.

A special unit. You've probably never heard of it, even if you were in the core yourself.
2012-06-13 02:57:05 PM  
1 vote:

Cheron: Cop fantasies?

Most of the teenaged gilrs I kidnap while dressed like that have them.

2012-06-13 02:49:12 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-13 02:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
This is not the droid you are looking for.
2012-06-13 01:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two....with delusions of tough guy grandeur.
2012-06-13 12:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: On May 4, he actually tried to get into a crime scene but was refused access by a Suffolk County officer, police said.

This guy is a bit unhinged.
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