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(CBS New York)   Moran: "Yes, I'd like to report a road rage incident that happened yesterday." Police: "Oh, so you're the guy who impersonated an ICE agent, handcuffed a teen, and brought him to your house. We need to talk"   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 128
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2012-06-13 12:23:31 PM
FTA: On May 4, he actually tried to get into a crime scene but was refused access by a Suffolk County officer, police said.

This guy is a bit unhinged.
 
2012-06-13 01:24:31 PM
Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two....with delusions of tough guy grandeur.
 
2012-06-13 01:39:59 PM

Diogenes: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two....with delusions of tough guy grandeur.


I took that to mean he's been taught, from early life, that the "normal people rules" don't apply to him. He's special.
 
2012-06-13 01:44:09 PM
He thinks he's Mr. Long Island ICE T!
 
2012-06-13 02:07:05 PM
Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two....

I didn't see Rory Gilmore with two kids. Must be the kids from the city.
 
2012-06-13 02:40:35 PM
"But Bradley's attorney said Wednesday that the teen went willingly to the house and that the accusations aren't true."

Hrm, sure..
 
2012-06-13 02:41:34 PM
Of course he's an imposter. This guy is a real ICE agent:

www.guzer.com
 
2012-06-13 02:41:56 PM

Cythraul: FTA: On May 4, he actually tried to get into a crime scene but was refused access by a Suffolk County officer, police said.

This guy is a bit unhinged.


Since he is in the insurance industry that one might actually make sense, if his company insured someone involved in that situation. Illegal and unethical, but not entirely illogical.

/although he sounds more like a wannabe federal agent
 
2012-06-13 02:43:04 PM
This is not the droid you are looking for.
 
2012-06-13 02:44:04 PM
But Bradley's attorney said Wednesday that the teen went willingly to the house and that the accusations aren't true.

So you're saying this guy was picking up strange teenagers on the highway and inviting them home? I'm not so sure about this defense.
 
2012-06-13 02:44:04 PM

MindStalker: "But Bradley's attorney said Wednesday that the teen went willingly to the house and that the accusations aren't true."

Hrm, sure..


Ya, that's going to stand up to scrutiny at all. What a genius.
 
2012-06-13 02:46:25 PM
What is it with nutjobs who like to impersonate law enforcement officers?

*ahem*

upload.democraticunderground.com
 
2012-06-13 02:47:37 PM
Not surprised to see small-town cops eating each others shiat.
 
2012-06-13 02:47:42 PM
Can we maybe at least take his badge, gun, vest and flashing light thingie so he stops doing this?

Ya think?
 
2012-06-13 02:47:50 PM
It sounds like this guy has an authority figure fetish. I bet he dresses up and role-plays as a cop in the bedroom. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-06-13 02:48:01 PM
Let him go after five minutes?

See, dude, that's why you'll never be anything more than a wanna-be. A real LEO would have beaten a confession out of that punk-ass kid.
 
2012-06-13 02:48:17 PM

JesusJuice: Not surprised to see small-town cops eating each others shiat.


Whoops, wrong article.
 
2012-06-13 02:48:18 PM
ICE boy has been sending cries of help for a while now. will they be ignored? will he receive the help he so desperately needs? stay tuned!
 
2012-06-13 02:49:12 PM
i12.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-13 02:51:09 PM

cgraves67: It sounds like this guy has an authority figure fetish.


Good thing they guy he stopped wasn't a black teenager in a hoodie.
 
2012-06-13 02:51:11 PM
Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company

many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

So why was someone who works in insurance driving around with handcuffs, bullet proof vest and a badge? Cop fantasies?
 
2012-06-13 02:51:36 PM
"Our position is that this never happened, he was never involved in any impersonation whatsoever," said attorney Anthony Lapinta.

Oh, really?


Police said this isn't the first time Bradley has presented himself as an ICE agent.

On May 4, he allegedly tried to get into a crime scene but was refused access by a Suffolk County officer, police said. He's also being charged with criminal impersonation in the second degree for that incident.


Fark law talking guys, do you love or hate a client/case like this one? Is it hard to say something like "our position is nothing of the sort ever happened" when you think it did?
 
2012-06-13 02:54:09 PM
He's also retired from the marine core.
 
2012-06-13 02:55:50 PM

Cheron: many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.


I've heard plenty of people in the corporate world, some of whom are actual executives, use "executive" in that sense too, so it's not that unusual.
 
2012-06-13 02:56:14 PM

Cheron: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company

many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

So why was someone who works in insurance driving around with handcuffs, bullet proof vest and a badge? Cop fantasies?


My personal bet is he's an investigator for the company and the whole cop act is mostly used to bluff is what into disaster areas/crime scenes so he can find reasons to deny claims.
 
2012-06-13 02:57:05 PM

Cheron: Cop fantasies?


Most of the teenaged gilrs I kidnap while dressed like that have them.

Most.
 
2012-06-13 03:03:09 PM
What is it with fat f*cks on power trips? Is it because their little tiny schlongolas have been devoured by crotch fat so they have to assert their manhood in other ways?
 
2012-06-13 03:03:42 PM

Diogenes: cgraves67: It sounds like this guy has an authority figure fetish.

Good thing they guy he stopped wasn't a black teenager in a hoodie.


I'm thinking the 19yo must have some kind of brown skin or else the guy wouldn't have claimed to be from Immigration and Customs.
 
2012-06-13 03:06:38 PM

highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core.


A special unit. You've probably never heard of it, even if you were in the core yourself.
 
2012-06-13 03:06:57 PM
Who's Moran?
 
2012-06-13 03:07:32 PM
Aww...somebody didn't get to play enough cops & robbers as a kid.
 
2012-06-13 03:09:44 PM
I would be getting a kick out of this if my kids didn't live so close to this ass clown.
 
2012-06-13 03:10:31 PM
So, odds on this guy having a basement full of corpses?
 
2012-06-13 03:10:52 PM
We should introduce this guy to George Zimmerman so they can compare cop-wannabe notes. They both haves some time on their hands just now.
 
2012-06-13 03:11:11 PM
Doesn't see a problem, kid probably deserved it

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2012-06-13 03:12:24 PM
Could have been worse, the teen could have been pulled over by Jerry Sandusky
 
2012-06-13 03:27:24 PM

JackieRabbit: We should introduce this guy to George Zimmerman so they can compare cop-wannabe notes. They both haves some time on their hands just now.


With all the malls in the U.S. you'd think one would have an opening for a rent a cop.
 
2012-06-13 03:28:52 PM

BarkingUnicorn: He thinks he's Mr. Long Island ICE T!


www.hahastop.com
 
2012-06-13 03:32:16 PM
there is only one ICE

www.capohedz.com
 
2012-06-13 03:32:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, a wise guy, eh?
 
2012-06-13 03:33:07 PM

highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.


usassociatesllc.com

/pet peeve
 
2012-06-13 03:34:41 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

Just had to post this...
 
2012-06-13 03:36:10 PM

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve



Let me guess, you lost your sense of humor in the war.
 
2012-06-13 03:36:30 PM

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


THAT'S THE JOKE
 
2012-06-13 03:37:06 PM

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.



/pet peeve


You must be new here.
 
2012-06-13 03:38:31 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Diogenes: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two....with delusions of tough guy grandeur.

I took that to mean he's been taught, from early life, that the "normal people rules" don't apply to him. He's special.


I took the fact that he carries a gun to mean that. He's a tough guy. He knows the rules.
 
2012-06-13 03:38:36 PM

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


WOOOSSSHHHH! F-35, nope the joke going over your head
 
2012-06-13 03:38:50 PM

Evil Mackerel: JackieRabbit: We should introduce this guy to George Zimmerman so they can compare cop-wannabe notes. They both haves some time on their hands just now.

With all the malls in the U.S. you'd think one would have an opening for a rent a cop.


I had a friend in HS who turned into one of these freaks. He joined the Marines after HS, but got kicked out, when he went off on a major because he had been in the Corps for six months and hadn't had an opportunity to kill anyone. Then he went to the police academy and became a cop. He didn't last long at that either because he pistol-whipped a driver he had pulled over. So he figured his best chance of being able to abuse and kill someone was to become a prison guard. That ended when he assaulted a prisoner and put him in the hospital. Note that he assaulted two people in the role of a law enforcement officer, but was never arrested. The last I heard of him, he was in prison for aggravated assault with intent because he attacked a neighbor who was playing his stereo too loudly and violating the city's noise ordinance. People don't seem to understand what sick minds people like this have. They are dangerous.
 
2012-06-13 03:39:46 PM

Cheron: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company

many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

So why was someone who works in insurance driving around with handcuffs, bullet proof vest and a badge? Cop fantasies?


I think it's more likely he's owner, president, and board member of his own insurance brokership. Lots of sole proprietors love to call themselves executives.
 
2012-06-13 03:40:58 PM

CheatCommando: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core.

A special unit. You've probably never heard of it, even if you were in the core yourself.


"Mike Stonetower trained for the Fake Marines the only way he knew how. By jumping around in his yard."

nothing is obscure on Fark
 
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