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(CBS New York)   Moran: "Yes, I'd like to report a road rage incident that happened yesterday." Police: "Oh, so you're the guy who impersonated an ICE agent, handcuffed a teen, and brought him to your house. We need to talk"   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 128
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2012-06-13 03:44:32 PM  
I'm sorry but that's actually really funny
 
2012-06-13 03:45:27 PM  
Another impersonator?
sflchronicle.com
 
2012-06-13 03:46:54 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Let him go after five minutes?

See, dude, that's why you'll never be anything more than a wanna-be. A real LEO would have beaten a confession out of that punk-ass kid.


question missing:

what the hell happened during those 5 minutes? I'm guessing sodomy.
 
2012-06-13 03:47:28 PM  

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


You're new here.
 
2012-06-13 03:48:00 PM  

slimfast: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 480x468]

Just had to post this...


i391.photobucket.com

Thanks for giving me an excuse to reply :D
 
2012-06-13 03:49:17 PM  

farkingatwork: CheekyMonkey: Let him go after five minutes?

See, dude, that's why you'll never be anything more than a wanna-be. A real LEO would have beaten a confession out of that punk-ass kid.

question missing:

what the hell happened during those 5 minutes? I'm guessing sodomy.


I was think that he took the kid home with the notion of saying "Look kid. You suck my cock and we'll just forget about this." And then changed his mind and thought that might get him in trouble if the kid panicked. Oh hell, he may have anyway and the kid was too ashamed to admit it.
 
2012-06-13 03:50:45 PM  

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-13 03:51:23 PM  

airsupport: offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


Let me guess, you lost your sense of humor in the war.


unrealitymag.com

I'll never get over Macho Grande.
 
2012-06-13 03:52:04 PM  

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


Core:
www.window.state.tx.us

Corps:
www.todaysmilitary.com

Grammar Nazi:
writeorflight.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 03:52:53 PM  
It's so absurd i may buy it as fake. But it was arrested for doing this before, so I'm just thinking he's testing the water to see how far he can go before he can start to pile the bodies in his basement.

/some dumbass at my highschool tried this, it was way too small of a town and he was ID'd and in jail in no time.
 
2012-06-13 03:53:21 PM  
FTFA "Our position is that this never happened, he was never involved in any impersonation whatsoever," said attorney Anthony Lapinta. "What I will say about his true identity is that he is a very hardworking man, he's an accomplished business man."

Well, this changes EVERYTHING. We can't put a job creator in jail!!! Give him a bag of money and a medal!
 
2012-06-13 03:55:42 PM  
Was the teen wearing a hoodie?
/This is very important
 
2012-06-13 03:57:11 PM  

JesusJuice: Not surprised to see small-town cops eating each others shiat.


Suffolk County PD is "small town cops"? Seriously?
 
2012-06-13 03:57:29 PM  
Subby, you spelt moron wrong.


/get a brian
 
2012-06-13 03:58:52 PM  

foxyshadis: Cheron: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company

many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

So why was someone who works in insurance driving around with handcuffs, bullet proof vest and a badge? Cop fantasies?

I think it's more likely he's owner, president, and board member of his own insurance brokership. Lots of sole proprietors love to call themselves executives.


He could also just be low level sales or customer service. I've worked some pretty low level jobs in both sales and customer service and my titles have always been "Sales Executive" or "Customer Service Executive". Titles like that make the little people feel important.
 
2012-06-13 03:59:00 PM  

offmymeds: airsupport: offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


Let me guess, you lost your sense of humor in the war.

[unrealitymag.com image 300x216]

I'll never get over Macho Grande.


I just wanted to say good luck, and we're all counting on you.
 
2012-06-13 03:59:42 PM  
I'm pretty peeved that Fark has reached a point where we can't even remember our Marine Core Solders.

We are well and truly farked.
 
2012-06-13 03:59:49 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: It's so absurd i may buy it as fake. But it was arrested for doing this before, so I'm just thinking he's testing the water to see how far he can go before he can start to pile the bodies in his basement.


He's an insurance guy, probably he uses it to bluff his way onto accident scenes and get information to deny claims normally. I mean, I wouldn't rule out him being stupid and having LEO power fantasies, but generally speaking breaking the law for profit and breaking the law for the lulz don't tend to be compatible behaviors.
 
2012-06-13 04:01:28 PM  
Was the kid wearing a hoodie?
 
2012-06-13 04:04:09 PM  
FTFA "Our position is that this never happened, he was never involved in any impersonation whatsoever," said attorney Anthony Lapinta. "What I will say about his true identity is that he is a very hardworking man, he's an accomplished business man."

Irrelevant. We're not talking about his true identity. We're talking about the false one. Who is a cop impersonating douche.
 
2012-06-13 04:05:54 PM  

Odd Bird: I would be getting a kick out of this if my kids didn't live so close to this ass clown.


I'd be getting a kick too if I didn't live so close to that.
 
2012-06-13 04:09:04 PM  
said attorney Anthony Lapinta. "What I will say about his true identity is that he is a very hardworking man, he's an accomplished business man."

Way to blow our hero's secret identity, Mr. Super Genius Lawyer Guy! Now the League of Evil Super Villians is going to be plotting all kinds of nefarious things.
 
2012-06-13 04:09:26 PM  

JackieRabbit: farkingatwork: CheekyMonkey: Let him go after five minutes?

See, dude, that's why you'll never be anything more than a wanna-be. A real LEO would have beaten a confession out of that punk-ass kid.

question missing:

what the hell happened during those 5 minutes? I'm guessing sodomy.

I was think that he took the kid home with the notion of saying "Look kid. You suck my cock and we'll just forget about this." And then changed his mind and thought that might get him in trouble if the kid panicked. Oh hell, he may have anyway and the kid was too ashamed to admit it.


bingo - 5 minutes sure sounds like long enough for some form of intimidation or any variety of questionable things happening.
 
2012-06-13 04:13:45 PM  

Diogenes: Good thing they guy he stopped wasn't a black teenager in a hoodie.


It would've been fine. He would've just needed to plant some Skittles on the corpse.
 
2012-06-13 04:16:52 PM  
The only thing worse than real cops are the idiots impersonating cops.
 
2012-06-13 04:18:57 PM  

Arkanaut: Cheron: many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

I've heard plenty of people in the corporate world, some of whom are actual executives, use "executive" in that sense too, so it's not that unusual.


were these folks you heard "executives" at the duck call* place? real executives tend to be a bit more protective about their titles and perks in my experience.

unless you meant executive secretary or executive assistant in which case those folks aren't really in management.

*http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/
 
2012-06-13 04:21:07 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.



/pet peeve

You must be new knew here.


/pet peeve
 
2012-06-13 04:24:25 PM  

offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve


The important question still remains. Can you detect any wife-like typing?
 
2012-06-13 04:28:15 PM  
Had a whacko in a used police car try to pull me over for pulling away from a light too fast, he had illegal lights in the grill, I knew it was not a real cop , mainly because he was unshaven, the car was crabbing sideways from a bent frame and he had a temp license sticker taped to the window and no plates. So I did not stop, he tuned off his lights after a minute and at the next light pulled up and yelled you should be careful driving, I shouted back you should too, it is so illegal to do what you just did and I am calling the cops right now. He ran the red light and then pulled hard into an alley at about 40mph bottoming out his car.

They really really need to stop selling the used cop cars to the creeps, they even have the cages in back, bull bars in front and the police logos are painted over.
My first thought when I see creepy douches in used cop cars is that they probably like to pull over women on lonely country roads late at night, or tell little kids that they are in trouble and to get in the back.
 
2012-06-13 04:39:26 PM  

cgraves67: It sounds like this guy has an authority figure fetish. I bet he dresses up and role-plays as a cop in the bedroom. NTTAWWT.


Oh, great, now I'm turned on by this jerk. Thanks a lot!
 
2012-06-13 04:50:59 PM  
Oh pshaw.

Like I always say "let he who hasn't handcuffed and abducted a teenage boy cast the first stone".
 
2012-06-13 04:53:03 PM  

Brytanica1: Oh pshaw.

Like I always say "let he who hasn't handcuffed and abducted a teenage boy cast the first stone".


Damn, he looked twenty-one.
 
2012-06-13 04:55:45 PM  
How does no one know how to spell "moron"?
 
2012-06-13 04:56:00 PM  

Meez: they probably like to pull over women on lonely country roads late at night


Or pull over drunks, palming their folding money and letting them off with a "warning"
 
2012-06-13 04:58:53 PM  
Subby, it's "morOn" . . . .

. . . you moron.
 
2012-06-13 04:59:43 PM  

theaaron: How does no one know how to spell "moron"?


Maybe it's ewe.
 
2012-06-13 05:00:20 PM  

LeglessDog: Subby, it's "morOn" . . . .

. . . you moron.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-06-13 05:00:27 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve

Core:
[www.window.state.tx.us image 250x352]

CorpsCore Soldiers:
[www.todaysmilitary.com image 504x360]


/pet peeve
//wife-like typing detected
///Been seeing a lot of Rotsky today
//everybody has a pet peeve
/forgot who the core/soldier person was exactly.
 
2012-06-13 05:00:37 PM  

theaaron: How does no one know how to spell "moron"?


Get a brane.
 
2012-06-13 05:02:28 PM  

Curious: Arkanaut: Cheron: many reporters use the word executive for anyone who is salaried, there are workers, hourly, and management or executives, salary.

I've heard plenty of people in the corporate world, some of whom are actual executives, use "executive" in that sense too, so it's not that unusual.

were these folks you heard "executives" at the duck call* place? real executives tend to be a bit more protective about their titles and perks in my experience.

unless you meant executive secretary or executive assistant in which case those folks aren't really in management.

*http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/


My boss (a VP) at my first job out of a college called me an executive, and I was just an analyst. This was in the corporate HQ of a retailer, so maybe I would have been considered higher up than the store-level employees, but I didn't have any management responsibilities.
 
2012-06-13 05:03:07 PM  
Sure are a lot of new folks in this thread.
 
2012-06-13 05:03:52 PM  
Wow. This thread is totally full of newbies.

It's like a daycare center in here.
 
2012-06-13 05:06:26 PM  

theaaron: How does no one know how to spell "moron"?


You must be new. Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-06-13 05:09:40 PM  

Diogenes: Bradley is a married executive with an insurance company and father of two...


Why is it that writers cannot write?

Seriously pisses me off. I'm a friggin' college drop-out and work in construction... why do I feel like I'm grading 9th grade essays every time I read the news?

Farking pathetic.
 
2012-06-13 05:12:09 PM  

Meez: They really really need to stop selling the used cop cars to the creeps, they even have the cages in back, bull bars in front and the police logos are painted over...


Fix the cigarette lighter.
 
2012-06-13 05:15:59 PM  
Hey lawyer dude, when you use words like "Our position is..." or "His REAL identity is..." you aren't helping your clients credibility one iota.
 
2012-06-13 05:17:00 PM  

Bermuda59: Could have been worse, the teen could have been pulled over by Jerry Sandusky


pedobeartooold.jpg
 
2012-06-13 05:20:32 PM  
Rotsky?
 
2012-06-13 05:33:31 PM  

Tea_Wreks: Rotsky?


Could somebody bother explaining this to the people who don't get it, please?


/see what I did there?
 
2012-06-13 05:35:22 PM  

Masterstuff: Too Pretty For Prison: offmymeds: highendmighty: He's also retired from the marine core corps.

[usassociatesllc.com image 294x288]

/pet peeve

Core:
[www.window.state.tx.us image 250x352]

CorpsCore Soldiers:
[www.todaysmilitary.com image 504x360]


/pet peeve
//wife-like typing detected
///Been seeing a lot of Rotsky today
//everybody has a pet peeve
/forgot who the core/soldier person was exactly.


Semper Fib!
 
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