FARK.com: (7160567) Sirkka Lampimäki's soprano aria scores 9.5, 9.5 and a 10 from the Finnish judge (wait for 0:50)

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		Sirkka Lampimäki's soprano aria scores 9.5, 9.5 and a 10 from the Finnish judge (wait for 0:50) (youtube.com)		35
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markie_farkie		2012-06-13 10:59:10 AM

Wonder if she's that loud in the sack?

MaxxLarge		2012-06-13 11:23:06 AM

markie_farkie: Wonder if she's that loud in the sack?

I'll go ahead and volunteer to be the one who gets to find out.

Crewmannumber6		2012-06-13 12:33:43 PM

I was really disappointed when her dress didn't fall down

Lionel Mandrake		2012-06-13 12:36:24 PM

Crewmannumber6: I was really disappointed when her dress didn't fall down

Yeah, I was expecting a massive wardrobe malfunction...

Savage Bacon		2012-06-13 12:52:33 PM

/unimpressed
//got nuthin'
///hot like leeloo dallas multipass

nyseattitude		2012-06-13 12:53:18 PM

This being fark, I thought for sure she was going to fall

BEER_ME_in_CT		2012-06-13 12:54:03 PM

meh. Ive seen better.

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BEER_ME_in_CT		2012-06-13 12:55:15 PM

DAMN! beaten by 1 minute.

P8ntfotch		2012-06-13 12:59:04 PM

Savage Bacon: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/unimpressed
//got nuthin'
///hot like leeloo dallas multipass

This.

//Does anyone else want to negotiate?

I Like Bread		2012-06-13 01:16:49 PM

Pretty cool that she held the note while doing that.

Tillmaster		2012-06-13 01:23:47 PM

Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

ClintBartonWannabe		2012-06-13 02:23:48 PM

Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Balchinian		2012-06-13 02:50:45 PM

Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

You just answered your own question.

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-06-13 02:52:55 PM

Waving her arms a little wildly for that strapless dress, methinks I know what will happen.

come on, top fall down, top fall down, top fall down...

Huh. Not what I hoped but still surprisingly entertaining.

madcan34		2012-06-13 03:17:49 PM

Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

No cowbell?

Daraymann		2012-06-13 03:19:22 PM

But can she do that and make a sammich at the same time?

Apos		2012-06-13 06:44:18 PM

Voluptuous,sopranic and limber? Me want!

madgonad		2012-06-13 06:50:43 PM

Meh.

Now this is an aria.

TeamEd		2012-06-13 07:08:40 PM

madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.

Crewmannumber6		2012-06-13 07:36:42 PM

madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Nobody's bewbs came out in that one either

JesterJoker55		2012-06-13 08:34:53 PM

I guess.....I guess I just thought I'd see a boob pop out is all i'm saying.

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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!		2012-06-13 08:38:59 PM

TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.

No. Mozart.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion		2012-06-13 08:47:42 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

meehaw		2012-06-13 11:19:25 PM

TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.

Seconded. Jesus. That's superhuman.

LesserEvil		2012-06-14 12:00:17 AM

Nice cartwheel, but I'll add to the chorus of Farkers who'd really love to see her pop out of that dress.

Since she didn't, here's Lucy Lawless (NSFW) popping out as she delivers the National Anthem at a Red Wings/Ducks playoff game. It's like 15 years ago... I remember ESPN breaking away from shot when it happened, flipping over to Detroit's Channel 50 to find they were still glued to her, and the wife walking into the room, saying, "Has anybody noticed she popped out?" (no, dear, haven't seen a thing, dear)

sozelle		2012-06-14 12:44:30 AM

meehaw: TeamEd: madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Jesus.

Seconded. Jesus. That's superhuman.

Thirded. Jesus. She's like a, like some chthonian power, like...a daedra.

sozelle		2012-06-14 01:10:07 AM

I was really taken by that, no farky snark here. I have to add the dress she is wearing is so carefully crafted, it blends flawlessly over and into her skin -- it looks like a corset topped with something sheer, but the artistry of it gives the appearance of dark fire, and the Queen of the Night should radiate precisely that -- dark, radiant force and will. But no matter how tight her dress may be, it still gives her torso and chest enough elasticity to channel the force of her lungs to remain perfectly in control of every element the piece demands of her voice. How she hits those staccato high notes while still in character hunting her prey, physically intimidating the weaker younger girl -- anyone would be foolish to betray her.

Utterly beautiful.

whither_apophis		2012-06-14 01:51:42 AM

madgonad: Meh.

Now this is an aria.

Hah! I knew it'd be Queen of the Night and I knew it be Diana Damrau

/prefer Luciana Serra but Damrau pronounces the German better.

BiffDangler		2012-06-14 08:10:53 AM

A little chunky but I'd hit it. She could be the finnish Anna Nicole Smith.

ClintBartonWannabe		2012-06-14 10:55:35 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

Can someone explain this response to me?

Dear Jerk		2012-06-14 01:19:02 PM

Wake up, dear. The soprano is doing cartwheels.

prjindigo		2012-06-14 07:03:19 PM

lipsynch, so?

Sylvia_Bandersnatch		2012-06-14 08:22:38 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: ClintBartonWannabe: Tillmaster: Those crazy Finns. I wonder why she did it.

Because the world needs more cartwheels.

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

Can someone explain this response to me?

Wrong thread would be my guess. We've all done it.