If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily Show)   The voter fraud in Florida is worse than you can imagine. Well actually it's only as bad as you can imagine. And by that I mean it's totally imaginary   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 35
    More: Florida  
•       •       •

2534 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jun 2012 at 11:01 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-06-13 11:33:42 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

"My stupidity is going on national television, isn't it..."
2012-06-13 12:12:57 PM
2 votes:
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

Sure, as long as an ID option is made available that is 100% subsidized. Otherwise you are effectively forcing people to pay to vote.


Awhile back I posted all of the hoops you have to jump through in order to get an ID if you are homeless. Suffice to say, there are lots of forms you have to fill out with someone at a shelter and lots of traveling to do. It is possible and you could 100% subsidize it. But homeless people still don't do it. By requiring an ID you will effectively shut off the voice of homeless people. I certainly hope someone is capable of demonstrating a huge voter fraud epidemic being cut off by voter ID laws to justify cutting off over half a million people from voting.

Rich people vote, many times because their wealth depends on politics and government. For a homeless person, many times their life depends on it. But lets cut off the homeless people.
2012-06-13 11:54:47 AM
2 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: Providing ID to vote isn't a problem for anyone unless they are trying to hide something. IDs are free, at least they are here. Sure they are not immediate, but anyone can get one ahead of time.

If you can't be bothered to be able to prove you are who you say you are, then you have no business voting.

They also have essentially eliminated voter registration drives by requiring that within 48 hours of signature the registration forms be turned in with no exceptions for weekends or holidays.

You shouldn't be able to walk into a building, register to vote, and vote immediately. That just begs for fraud. There should be a process time. If this is a bother for you, then you are not voting.


WATCH THE VIDEO FUMB DUCK. NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT VOTER IDs EXCEPT YOU.
2012-06-13 11:36:08 AM
2 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.


I have a question. Which is a worse problem: letting a person who is ineligible to vote cast a ballot, or preventing a person who is eligible to vote from casting a ballot?
2012-06-13 11:34:28 AM
2 votes:
MyRandomName: Mentat: How many times is this same basic story going to be repeated?

Republicans scream bloody murder about voter fraud.
Statistically insignificant instances of voter fraud are discovered, usually perpetuated by Republicans.
Republicans make some crack about dead voters in Chicago in 1968.

There is no voter fraud!

Well how do you know?

Because there are no convictions.

Hard to convict when we don't even check who the person is when they vote...

But we don't need to, there is no voter fraud!


There aren't any convictions because there is never any evidence.

Remember when Bush fired a bunch of federal judges because they wouldn't play ball with his admin's desires to push election fraud cases with no evidence? We do.
2012-06-13 11:14:24 AM
2 votes:
keylock71: These measures have nothing to do with "fraud" and everything to do with keeping certain people from voting.

^^^ This one^^^ It's the political equivalent of "think of the children!" Come up with an excuse that is difficult to attack like babies or puppies or butterflies and whatnot and then just use that as your reason to do whatever you want. We're gonna purge a specific list of voters. Why? Voter fraud. You're not pro-voter fraud, are you? Are you actually for allowing ineligible voters to get through?!@# You bastard! This may shock people but the union thing in Wisconsin wasn't actually about the budget. Apparently a majority of WI voters were unaware of that.
2012-06-13 05:17:14 PM
1 votes:
Enact strict voter identification laws, slant what qualifies as identification heavily towards demographics who trend conservative. Like for example, Texas, where a CCW license qualifies as a valid ID but not a ID card issued by a state university. Meanwhile, close or severely restrict access to outlets which issue identification (BMV's) particularly in low-income areas or those in areas that trend liberal, like for example Wisconsin where Scott Walker went on his BMV closure spree, or raise severe barriers to acquiring identification, like in my home state of Indiana that requires separate evidence (of which only a small number of things count) to establish identity, citizenship status, state residency and SSN. Supplement that with "provisional ballot" laws that allow citizens to think they voted, but in reality their votes are completely discarded as elections are certified well before "provisional ballots" can be validated.

Disenroll large numbers of voters. Move registration dates earlier, so people cannot register prior to elections. Severely restrict early voting.

All under the facade of curbing "voter fraud" -- something that has a 1-in-50,000 odds of occurring, and even then is largely accidental opposed to intentional -- while not only ignoring but actually justifying real, commonplace, and ongoing acts of election fraud (like for example, "erroneous" mailers and robocalls) that despite being stupid are still criminal acts. What mystifies and disturbs me is not that certain people cannot understand there is a definitive agenda at work, but rather that it is actually defended and cheered on by the same people who claim so vociferously to want free and fair elections.
2012-06-13 04:54:08 PM
1 votes:
hasty ambush: If past actions are nay indicator the Daily Show is, as is the norm, full of it.

And as you would expect,since they whine the most about voter ID laws, Democrats are more likely to be illegally registered.

Registered to vote in New York & Fla.

Of the 46,000 registered in both states, 68% are Democrats, 12% are Republicans and 16% didn't claim a party.

Nearly 1,700 of those registered in both states requested that absentee ballots be mailed to their home in the other state, where they are also registered. But that doesn't raise red flags with officials in either place.


Weird.

You know how the video referenced voter fraud occurring 0.0004% of the time?

Well, this just might be a coincidence, but guess what number you come up with when you divide 46,000 by the number of voters in the year 2000 general election (which would have been the most recent Presidential election at the time that article was written)

You can find the turnout data here: http://elections.gmu.edu/Turnout_2000G.html

/glad to see you're caught up now
2012-06-13 04:52:25 PM
1 votes:
FilmBELOH20: OK, So I'll ask the question again. How do those people conduct the very basics of living without an ID of some sort? Are you seriously telling me that those people can register to vote but they don't travel? Buy alcohol? Have a bank account? Go to school? Buy guns? Stay in hotels? Cash checks? I seriously don't know one person - not one single person that I've met in my entire life, that does not need an ID for one thing or another.

Something around 22% of inner city males don't have a drivers license. 25% or thereabouts of Wal-Mart customers can't get a bank account. If I'm a 60 year old man who has lived in the same apartment for 30 years, worked in the same, super blue-collar job for 20 and pretty much never leave my neighborhood, and I lost my ID 10 years ago, why would I spend the time to replace it?

If I'm that person, I don't have the money to buy a gun or stay in a hotel. I'm not going to school. The people at the liquor store and the check cashing place know me by sight and I buy my groceries and clothes with cash because I can't get a checking account.

Not everyone in this country is mobile and middle class. Some people never leave the neighborhood they grew up in.
2012-06-13 04:39:26 PM
1 votes:
Aldon: FilmBELOH20:

FilmBELOH20, you seem to be pro gun regulation (or at least not against it) and pro national ID card.

Do you also vote Republican alot?



I actually don't ever vote specifically for a party line. I like my guns, I just don't want idiots to have them - for that reason, I will never be a member of the NRA. I love my wife and believe in our marriage, but I'd stand up beside any of our gay friends and be at their wedding as well. I'm a Christian, but I really don't care if you have an abortion or not. I believe in charity and give as much as I can, but I want to cock punch people that abuse the welfare systems. I'd love to see people that need it get free healthcare, I just don't want anyone telling me what I need to buy. I don't smoke weed, but I LOVE tequila. I think I should be able to buy both at the same store. I served for 4 years in the Army as an Infantryman, but I disagreed with being in Iraq. I fully believe that voting is perhaps the best gift we were given by our founding fathers as a means of somewhat being able to control our elected representatives, and I think everyone that should be legally able to vote should be given every opportunity to do so. So if that means that we make laws that any citizen who wants one can get a voter ID at no cost to them (including travel), I'm happy to have my taxes help pay for it. But I think that people spending time, resources and money trying to convince me that there are just some people who can't possibly get an ID, but still manage to make it to the polls, and through life in general, is stupid. There's just no common sense in that at all. Raise your hand here on Fark if you know anybody that doesn't have an ID of some sort or another.
2012-06-13 12:39:24 PM
1 votes:
Voter fraud is approximately as much of a menace to America as the jenkem drug scare, and about as likely to actually occur.

The primary problem with voter fraud is that THERE IS NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH MOTIVE TO DO IT. Simply put, there are very few people with the mental state to think that the chance of being caught committing a felony is worth getting an extra vote for your candidate(s) of choice.

This is particularly true for those who aren't eligible to vote, such as illegals. A group known for not reporting crimes to police out of fear of deportation is extraordinarily unlikely to put themselves at risk by trying to illegally vote.

Does it occur? Certainly. But nowhere near enough to make huge purges of people who should have every legal right to vote. Honestly, I can't fathom the amount of doublethink it must take for Republicans to decry the tyranny of the government while simultaneously working to stop legitimate American citizens from being able to vote.
2012-06-13 12:26:31 PM
1 votes:
Tyrone Slothrop: Mikey1969: barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.

Everyone buys beer? Wow, I thought only some people bought beer.

In other words, you think only beer drinkers should vote. Got it.

What kind of beer?


My personal favorite is Stone Arrogant Bastard. The name works nicely with the premise anyway, so I think it should be the go-to beer for deciding if you can vote in Florida or not.
2012-06-13 12:12:22 PM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: Doubtful. Just like you guys are only worried about poor little immigrants that can't vote.

You just don't want anyone looking at voter rolls at all.


You're not actually responding to anything anyone is actually saying. You're just telling people what you want them to say and responding to that instead. If onyl there were a term for that...

"You people only care about [something that no one has actually said]! Watch my [weak rebuttal against an intentionally weak hypothetical argument that I wish people were saying but no one is]! Therefore my [terrible in the first place argument] is correct!"
2012-06-13 12:08:25 PM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: The only people that have a problem with IDs at poll places are those with something to hide. And you guys are part of that obviously.

Get some more spin from Jon Stewart and kos now, sheep.


Again, this thread HAD nothing to do with IDs until you or another person brought it up. And no, that is YOUR judgment, it doesn't make it true that people who have problems with IDs are hiding something.

I have a farking problem with little fascist f*cks like you making it very difficult for some poor, disabled, elderly people to get an ID. farking Michigan closed DMV offices in poor neighborhoods to fark over certain segments of the population.

So go f*ck yourself, you deflecting piece of shiat troll. Stick with the argument at hand or get reported and booted, you lousy dog shiat eating threadshiatter.
2012-06-13 12:06:53 PM
1 votes:
Florida did some other silly shiat too.

Out where my folks live in the country, they are technically in Flagler County, but roughly 40-45mins from Bunnell.

They informed them that the voting location in the area (that must service at least 200 homes in the area) was being closed this year after being there over 25 years that I know of (at the local fire station), that's roughly a 5min drive for them.

They are being required to go to Bunnell to vote this year.

They've flat out said they are not driving that for to vote, whereas they have religiously voted every year since they could legally vote at 18... (same being the case for me).

Most of that neighborhood is republican, they're solid republican voters...

Real smart, Gov. Lex Luthor...
2012-06-13 12:02:56 PM
1 votes:
sdd2000: barneyfifesbullet: Providing ID to vote isn't a problem for anyone unless they are trying to hide something. IDs are free, at least they are here. Sure they are not immediate, but anyone can get one ahead of time.

If you can't be bothered to be able to prove you are who you say you are, then you have no business voting.

They also have essentially eliminated voter registration drives by requiring that within 48 hours of signature the registration forms be turned in with no exceptions for weekends or holidays.

You shouldn't be able to walk into a building, register to vote, and vote immediately. That just begs for fraud. There should be a process time. If this is a bother for you, then you are not voting.

Again you don't seem to know what is going on in Florida.

The change that they are pushing is not for voter registration on the day of voting, but that a voter registration drive now for November must have all it's signatures in within 48 hours of the person signing the form. This has even caused the League of Women Voters, which is about the most non partisan group around, to stop doing voter registration drives. New voter registration, of valid potential voters is down over 20%. Tell me how this prevents fraud.


There won't be any fraud if no one votes.

//duh
2012-06-13 12:02:25 PM
1 votes:
Only time I can ever remember anyone getting busted for voter fraud in my Florida county, it was the Republican twin brother of a Republican city councilman. Said city councilman's brother got busted after a nasty breakup where his ex-boyfriend turned him in for stealing his absentee ballot and using it to vote for George W. Bush in 2000. Naturally, his brother, the now former city councilman, is constantly posting on Facebook about how Rick Scott needs to purge the voter rolls and require ID in order to prevent fraud.

/my stock Florida vote fraud post
2012-06-13 12:00:18 PM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: Providing ID to vote isn't a problem for anyone unless they are trying to hide something. IDs are free, at least they are here. Sure they are not immediate, but anyone can get one ahead of time.

If you can't be bothered to be able to prove you are who you say you are, then you have no business voting.

They also have essentially eliminated voter registration drives by requiring that within 48 hours of signature the registration forms be turned in with no exceptions for weekends or holidays.

You shouldn't be able to walk into a building, register to vote, and vote immediately. That just begs for fraud. There should be a process time. If this is a bother for you, then you are not voting.


Again you don't seem to know what is going on in Florida.

The change that they are pushing is not for voter registration on the day of voting, but that a voter registration drive now for November must have all it's signatures in within 48 hours of the person signing the form. This has even caused the League of Women Voters, which is about the most non partisan group around, to stop doing voter registration drives. New voter registration, of valid potential voters is down over 20%. Tell me how this prevents fraud.
2012-06-13 11:58:56 AM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: Providing ID to vote isn't a problem for anyone unless they are trying to hide something. IDs are free, at least they are here. Sure they are not immediate, but anyone can get one ahead of time.

If you can't be bothered to be able to prove you are who you say you are, then you have no business voting.

They also have essentially eliminated voter registration drives by requiring that within 48 hours of signature the registration forms be turned in with no exceptions for weekends or holidays.

You shouldn't be able to walk into a building, register to vote, and vote immediately. That just begs for fraud. There should be a process time. If this is a bother for you, then you are not voting.


1) I thought you Independents™ were all abou the constitution. Where does it say you need an ID to vote?
2) Just because an ID itself is free doesn't mean it doesn't cost you anything to get one. Bus fares, postage, gas, etc. There should be ZERO barriers to voting, other than those prescribed in the constitution.
3) The 48 hour voting time has NOTHING to do with the actual time to vote. It is to make it tougher for third parties to turn in forms. This can be done MONTHS before an election and still, the forms, if turned in at 49 hours, are chucked.

In summation, you. suck. at. this.
2012-06-13 11:55:27 AM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?


Sure, as long as an ID option is made available that is 100% subsidized. Otherwise you are effectively forcing people to pay to vote.
2012-06-13 11:44:11 AM
1 votes:
vpb: They did find two guys who might possibly have voted illegally. They only disenfranchised a few thousand legitimate voters. That's a good ratio.


Oliver touched on this in the video and I wish he'd prodded Fund even harder on this point, because this is EXACTLY the argument we need to keep repeating.

I've asked some of our "conservative" pals about this in other Fark politics tab Republican disenfranchisement threads, and the question's either been deflected or ignored. Just watch, if any of them bother showing up to this thread, they'll avoid the question like the pussies they are.
2012-06-13 11:42:22 AM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.


Everyone buys beer? Wow, I thought only some people bought beer.

In other words, you think only beer drinkers should vote. Got it.
2012-06-13 11:37:42 AM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.



So nice of you to set up a straw man here.

What Florida is doing is way past requiring a photo ID. They are purging voters from eligibility by de-registering among others, combat veterans and people who have been voting for years. They also have essentially eliminated voter registration drives by requiring that within 48 hours of signature the registration forms be turned in with no exceptions for weekends or holidays. They further have restricted/eliminated a large portion of the time when people can early vote, including the Sunday before the elections when traditionally African-American churches had mass votes of people.
2012-06-13 11:34:30 AM
1 votes:
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Double-dipping at the polls is a high-risk, practically-no-reward enterprise. There is no reason to bother, and nobody can find any trace of it occurring on any scale that isn't absurdly small. So why the fark do conservatives continue to pretend it's a problem?

As always, because it's what they have been to to believe. If conservatives were actually worried about the integrity of election they would be raising a stink about election officials that stuff ballots or manipulate votes which is actually a problem that occurs and undermines election. But they don't because it isn't what they have been told to be concerned about.
2012-06-13 11:31:45 AM
1 votes:
barneyfifesbullet: If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.


Do you support making IDs free and available with no more travel than is required to get to the polling place?
2012-06-13 11:31:27 AM
1 votes:
I think this thread is now driving off the Voter ID cliff. Don't forget that the issue in Florida is PURGES OF THE VOTER ROLLS, which is arguably far worse.
2012-06-13 11:27:20 AM
1 votes:
If you can't provide ID you can't vote. Period.

That's what the sign outside of every polling place should say. You provide ID to buy beer and you can't do it to vote?

We have had to show picture ID (or equivalent for those with out a drivers license) here for years before voting and nobody cares because it is the sane thing to do. You show it at the door and you show it before you actually walk into the booth to vote.
2012-06-13 11:22:27 AM
1 votes:
Serious Black: States obviously have a compelling state interest in guaranteeing that only legitimate citizens of America vote. Furthermore, I believe that legitimate citizens of America love the ideals of this country like the ability to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and start your own business. Therefore, I move that all American jurisdictions only allow people who can certify that they are the owner and/or CEO of a business be allowed to vote.

Discuss.


You have failed to address one fundamental issue - some citizens are more bootstrappy than others. It seems clear they know more, love their country more and work harder and have more skin in the game.

My kid had this contest at school as a fundraiser where whoever collected the most money in change won. Perhaps we can apply to national politics. Whichever candidate raises the most money wins, plain and simple. All you have to do is check for counterfit bills and whatnot to eliminate fraud.

Think about it, it wouldn't be much different from what we have now.
2012-06-13 11:21:16 AM
1 votes:
Brubold: In related news, no one has been charged with a crime related to the 2008 financial collapse. So it is our finding that no crimes occurred related to the financial collapse.

The issue isn't as bad as Republicans like to believe but also isn't as non-existent as Democrats like to believe.


There have been no actual investigations into criminal activity surrounding the 2008 financial collapse, whereas, time after time, voter fraud investigations turn up nothing.

Where are these magical, invisible voter fraud cases that you are so sure exist? The GOP screamed and raved about the Walker recall petitions being saturated in phony names. The GAB did a thorough investigation, and found 4. At least 2 of which were intentionally put there by Walker supporters, bringing the occurrence rate down to ~0.0002%.

Double-dipping at the polls is a high-risk, practically-no-reward enterprise. There is no reason to bother, and nobody can find any trace of it occurring on any scale that isn't absurdly small. So why the fark do conservatives continue to pretend it's a problem?
MFK
2012-06-13 11:16:40 AM
1 votes:
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7160387/77456521#c77456521" target="_blank">whidbey</a>:</b> <i>The voter fraud in Florida... I mean it's totally imaginary

Is this some kind of revisionist feel-good sentiment to distract us from the fact voter fraud did actually occur in Florida in the 2000 election?

I'm guessing yes.</i>


I know this probably sounds like splitting hairs, but that was "Electoral Fraud".

Voter Fraud is when people actually cast ballots illegally which hasn't really happened in over 40 years on a scale large enough to sway an election. Usually it has to do with felons who didn't realize they couldn't vote anymore casting ballots in the handful of cases that it happens.

Voter Registration Fraud is when people illegally register to vote. That's what they were accusing ACORN of doing even though ACORN was flagging registrations they thought were shady because it was actually illegal for them to NOT turn the Mickey Mouse ones in.
2012-06-13 11:05:10 AM
1 votes:
The voter fraud in Florida... I mean it's totally imaginary

Is this some kind of revisionist feel-good sentiment to distract us from the fact voter fraud did actually occur in Florida in the 2000 election?

I'm guessing yes.
2012-06-13 10:56:26 AM
1 votes:
I just contacted a Christian conservative group that's running registration drives here in Florida (even though they are in Cali). I'm pretending to want to register through them, and am concerned that they may not be in compliance with the 48 hour requirement.

Can't wait for that answer.

They are called United in Purpose if any of you have similar concerns *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
2012-06-13 10:21:25 AM
1 votes:
How many times is this same basic story going to be repeated?

Republicans scream bloody murder about voter fraud.
Statistically insignificant instances of voter fraud are discovered, usually perpetuated by Republicans.
Republicans make some crack about dead voters in Chicago in 1968.
2012-06-13 10:17:45 AM
1 votes:
Of course... These measures have nothing to do with "fraud" and everything to do with keeping certain people from voting.

None of these clowns championing this crap can point out any widespread voter fraud.
2012-06-13 09:58:43 AM
1 votes:
This was an epic takedown even by Daily Show standards. John Fund came off like an amateurish doofus College Republican.

/Project X needs more love
 
Displayed 35 of 35 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report