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(NYPost)   Nicole Kidman says she did her recent explicit sex scenes for her daughters   (nypost.com) divider line 55
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2012-06-13 08:56:52 AM  
yeah, or not
 
2012-06-13 10:59:45 AM  
May she continue to display such uncompromising feminism in future roles.
 
2012-06-13 11:10:37 AM  
This is just not as exciting now that she's butchered her face halfway to hell.
 
2012-06-13 11:17:25 AM  
Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.
 
2012-06-13 11:20:19 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.


i54.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-13 11:20:34 AM  
So what is she wearing a shirt that says "My mangled face is up here"?
 
2012-06-13 11:21:17 AM  
Thread worthless without links to pics?
 
2012-06-13 11:21:27 AM  
That was some mighty bad writing. I had to read one sentence twice to make sure Kidman wasn't saying that someone told her doing a golden shower scene would be great for her kids. Of course, the part about being a great role model for her girls had to do with playing a ground-breaking female war correspondent who was fiercely brave.
 
2012-06-13 11:28:36 AM  

nmiguy: Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.

[i54.tinypic.com image 500x357]


If you honestly think she looks better after surgery than before, you need your eyes checked.
 
2012-06-13 11:28:39 AM  

ClintBartonWannabe: Thread worthless without links to pics?


I have heard this bs from actors before then the movie comes out and what we would call explicit on Fark is nowhere near what is in the movie.

//Black Swan
 
2012-06-13 11:31:18 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-13 11:33:05 AM  
golden showers......in mainstream movies?


wow...

guess roman corn showers are next
 
2012-06-13 11:36:50 AM  

monoski: ClintBartonWannabe: Thread worthless without links to pics?

I have heard this bs from actors before then the movie comes out and what we would call explicit on Fark is nowhere near what is in the movie.

//Black Swan


I spend time on Fark, you think I care about quality?
 
2012-06-13 11:41:17 AM  
What, are you trying to kill them? Make them die of embarrassment?
 
2012-06-13 12:01:36 PM  
You made it for your OLDER daughters.
The younger ones? They'll find out all the boyfriends they get just want to bang their mom.
 
2012-06-13 12:04:31 PM  
I just might see this film.

You know, for her daughters.
 
2012-06-13 12:07:30 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x689]


Looks like Jack's Joker caught her.

/still would
 
2012-06-13 12:12:12 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.


I have to agree with this. She was stunningly beautiful, and she farked her own shiat up.
 
2012-06-13 12:21:26 PM  

Balchinian: Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.

I have to agree with this. She was stunningly beautiful, and she farked her own shiat up.


It's the Meg Ryan Syndrome all over again.
 
2012-06-13 12:27:20 PM  

Lolthien: nmiguy: Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.

[i54.tinypic.com image 500x357]

If you honestly think she looks better after surgery than before, you need your eyes checked.


It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.
 
2012-06-13 12:29:27 PM  
Atta girl!
 
2012-06-13 12:38:49 PM  

ClintBartonWannabe: monoski: ClintBartonWannabe: Thread worthless without links to pics?

I have heard this bs from actors before then the movie comes out and what we would call explicit on Fark is nowhere near what is in the movie.

//Black Swan

I spend time on Fark, you think I care about quality?


There are some quality arguments up in this biatch. Most come from left field, though.
 
2012-06-13 12:46:56 PM  
Wonder if Octomom is doing her nude stuff for the kids?
 
2012-06-13 12:52:19 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x689]


wtf her upper lip?
 
2012-06-13 12:53:27 PM  
Seems like a strange way to drink from a hose...

www.brightestyoungthings.com
 
2012-06-13 01:10:21 PM  
I would do Nicole Kidman and her slut daughters.
 
2012-06-13 01:29:42 PM  
It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.

Um, how about NO. I don't like farked-up, unnescessary plastic surgery. Look at her in Dead Calm or Far and Away. Not a case of a woman growing older and her appearance changing. This looks like a completely different woman. Of all the Hollywood women who have gone voluntarily under the knife, she's the one who leaves me the most confused.
 
2012-06-13 01:34:34 PM  
if she did some explicit scenes back during the "far and way" days, back when I think I fell in love with her and she was absolutely gorgeous, then ok.

now?

JOKERFACE JO-JO-JO-JOKERFACE

stupid bint ruined her looks. great bods are a dime a dozen, but Nicole USED to be uncommonly beautiful. Now she is like a meatloaf that got dropped on the floor - you could probly still eat it, but it just might make you sick.
 
2012-06-13 01:44:46 PM  

darch: It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.

Um, how about NO. I don't like farked-up, unnescessary plastic surgery. Look at her in Dead Calm or Far and Away. Not a case of a woman growing older and her appearance changing. This looks like a completely different woman. Of all the Hollywood women who have gone voluntarily under the knife, she's the one who leaves me the most confused.


THIS. The woman was strikingly gorgeous but she's mangled her face beyond recognition and it's just a shame. She would have aged so beautifully, and by God, at 44 she would have still looked magnificent without any plastic surgery, which makes this all the most baffling.

Sometimes, beautiful women do stupid things to their appearance and it's not Studman69-ish to say so.
 
2012-06-13 01:46:46 PM  

frepnog:
stupid bint ruined her looks. great bods are a dime a dozen, but Nicole USED to be uncommonly beautiful. Now she is like a meatloaf that got dropped on the floor - you could probly still eat it, but it just might make you sick.


If it might make you sick, you either need to clean the damn floor or quit making such wussy meatloaf.
 
2012-06-13 01:51:42 PM  

Zerochance: darch: It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.

Um, how about NO. I don't like farked-up, unnescessary plastic surgery. Look at her in Dead Calm or Far and Away. Not a case of a woman growing older and her appearance changing. This looks like a completely different woman. Of all the Hollywood women who have gone voluntarily under the knife, she's the one who leaves me the most confused.

THIS. The woman was strikingly gorgeous but she's mangled her face beyond recognition and it's just a shame. She would have aged so beautifully, and by God, at 44 she would have still looked magnificent without any plastic surgery, which makes this all the most baffling.

Sometimes, beautiful women do stupid things to their appearance and it's not Studman69-ish to say so.


But we'll always have Monica Bellucci.
 
2012-06-13 01:56:08 PM  

Flappyhead: But we'll always have Monica Bellucci.


And Diane Lane. If she's had any work done, it's very slight and tastefully done.
 
2012-06-13 01:56:31 PM  

MrBonestripper: frepnog:
stupid bint ruined her looks. great bods are a dime a dozen, but Nicole USED to be uncommonly beautiful. Now she is like a meatloaf that got dropped on the floor - you could probly still eat it, but it just might make you sick.

If it might make you sick, you either need to clean the damn floor or quit making such wussy meatloaf.


ok, i laughed. good job.
 
2012-06-13 02:00:52 PM  

darch: It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.

Um, how about NO. I don't like farked-up, unnescessary plastic surgery. Look at her in Dead Calm or Far and Away. Not a case of a woman growing older and her appearance changing. This looks like a completely different woman.


THIS. So much this.
 
2012-06-13 02:18:36 PM  
Yeah, its not studmanning to be turned off by plastic surgery that relocates a woman to Uncanny Valley. As recently as Moulan Rouge Mismanagement was gorgeous. I barely recognize her now.
 
2012-06-13 02:21:48 PM  
I've seen her naked in Dead Calm, when she still had curly red hair. I'm all set.
 
2012-06-13 02:57:12 PM  
I've seen her naked in Dead Calm, when she still had curly red hair. I'm all set.

Jesus JUMPING MOTHERFARKING CHRIST THIS.

Her smooth skin, perfect, supple, pouting breasts...

Bunk. I'll be there.
 
2012-06-13 03:27:13 PM  

skinink: I've seen her naked in Dead Calm, when she still had curly red hair. I'm all set.

 
2012-06-13 03:32:17 PM  
Well, it's not like she doesn't know how to act as if she's having sex with somebody...


www.zakshow.com
 
2012-06-13 03:32:58 PM  

nmiguy: Lolthien: nmiguy: Psycoholic_Slag: Gotta do something to get attention now that she's all Bruce Jenner looking.

[i54.tinypic.com image 500x357]

If you honestly think she looks better after surgery than before, you need your eyes checked.

It is Nicole freaking Kidman. She may not look the same as she did when she was 22, but she's Nicole freaking Kidman. If you're complaining about her face you have the ghey.


If you think she's hot just because her name is Nicole Kidman, and that makes you NOT-gay... then buddy, I'm proud to be gay as hell. I'm not saying she's a beast. And she seems like a nice enough lady. But god damn she paid a hell of a lot of money to someone so they would fark up her face.
 
2012-06-13 03:34:22 PM  
I've usually found Nicole Kidman elegant, sometimes beautiful, but rarely hot.

Granted, I can't recall seeing her in sex scenes.
 
2012-06-13 03:34:55 PM  

Mildot: Seems like a strange way to drink from a hose...

[www.brightestyoungthings.com image 600x412]


Corn-fed.
 
2012-06-13 03:42:51 PM  
Whatever. I still find her scalding hot.
 
2012-06-13 04:01:09 PM  

nmiguy: Whatever. I still find her scalding hot.


I agree. Everyone's so hung up on the lady's face. As long as the back of her head looks good, I'm happy.
 
2012-06-13 04:07:56 PM  

Alphax: I've usually found Nicole Kidman elegant, sometimes beautiful, but rarely hot.

Granted, I can't recall seeing her in sex scenes.


GIS - Eyes Wide Shut & Kidman (nsfw) if your filter is off
 
2012-06-13 04:21:01 PM  
I read that as "with" her daughters.
 
2012-06-13 05:10:39 PM  

turtleking: golden showers......in mainstream movies?


wow...

guess roman corn showers are next


I am so not going to google that topic at work.
 
2012-06-13 05:38:47 PM  

Alphax: I've usually found Nicole Kidman elegant, sometimes beautiful, but rarely hot.

Granted, I can't recall seeing her in sex scenes.


Watch Birthday Girl. Does not disappoin.
 
2012-06-13 06:03:07 PM  

kvinesknows: turtleking: golden showers......in mainstream movies?


wow...

guess roman corn showers are next

I am so not going to google that topic at work.


Why not? Ancient Rome didn't have access to corn as we know it in the Americas. More like grain, eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2012-06-13 06:28:59 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I just might see this film.

You know, for her daughters.


Maybe she read Cher's book on how to raise confident children.
 
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