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(Chronicle Herald)   Girlfriend testifies against 'the perfect man' who she could never replace. Except with the sexy, sexy dog   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 85
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2012-06-13 10:29:54 AM
sxcpets.com
/Fap
 
2012-06-13 10:31:02 AM
Ewww, Beastiality.
 
2012-06-13 10:32:27 AM
I used to find bestiality porn on my father's computer a while back.

Still not sure if I should ever leave my dog with him.
 
2012-06-13 10:33:02 AM
The man's sister-in-law, however, described him as a "goody-goody" who didn't use drugs except for the one time he smoked cocaine with her, his brother and the alleged victim.

You're doing it wrong!
 
2012-06-13 10:34:31 AM
This article is chock full of disordered people. Lock all of them up.
 
2012-06-13 10:35:43 AM
I wonder how she found her attorney.

"Need a lawyer? Why not Whynot? Call now."
 
2012-06-13 10:35:47 AM
Bestiality.

Whynot?
 
2012-06-13 10:35:51 AM

Zasteva: The man's sister-in-law, however, described him as a "goody-goody" who didn't use drugs except for the one time he smoked cocaine with her, his brother and the alleged victim.

You're doing it wrong!


That was the best line, and you beat me to it, I feel sadz.
 
2012-06-13 10:36:21 AM
Poodle bites, poodle chews it.
 
2012-06-13 10:36:53 AM
Stay classy Nova Scotia.
 
2012-06-13 10:37:34 AM
Is she hot? House-trained?...
 
2012-06-13 10:42:35 AM
I don't think I could have made this shiat up. Is Nova Scotia like the east coast's Oregon or something.
 
2012-06-13 10:44:54 AM
I think Whynot used to be Bob Loblaw's partner back in the early days.
 
2012-06-13 10:45:47 AM
Whynot.... Zoidberg?
 
GCD
2012-06-13 10:45:53 AM

James F. Campbell: This article is chock full of disordered people. Lock all of them up.Shoot `em all.


FTFY and for the world.
 
2012-06-13 10:46:37 AM
She probably wants to get back together with him for a little quality stabby time.
 
2012-06-13 10:49:18 AM
She should be thankful the dog wasn't dead for three days, rotting in front of a daycare center before the alleged sex acts...
 
2012-06-13 10:49:39 AM
the court was told the woman wished her former boyfriend sweet dreams, said she'd be dreaming of him and attached a series of emoticons including a kiss, a hug, a heart, a wink and lips.

THAT WHORE
 
2012-06-13 10:50:08 AM
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Let me tell ya somethin about dysfunctional, Nova Scotia love affairs. I've seen 'em all come and go, but I tell you that this one sounds like an emotional shiatpocolypse. It's like someone used a shiat knife to hijack a shiatplane and is getting ready to fly it right into the shiat-towers down there in New York. And once this hits the news, the shiatclout is going to give everyone shiatcancer. Just you mark my words.
 
2012-06-13 10:52:56 AM
Red rocket.
 
2012-06-13 10:54:31 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2012-06-13 10:55:44 AM

John Napkintosh: I think Whynot used to be Bob Loblaw's partner back in the early days.


I was actually thinking Barry zuckercorn for some reason
 
2012-06-13 10:59:26 AM
Does she shed? Because I don't want any hairs all over everything.
 
2012-06-13 11:02:44 AM
Did they use a lot of peanut butter?
 
2012-06-13 11:07:07 AM
Well, she certainly sounds like a prize. That must be some damn fine dog.
 
2012-06-13 11:09:36 AM
venturefans.org

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-06-13 11:14:01 AM
But she really loves that dog, no really.
 
WGJ
2012-06-13 11:14:21 AM
Nothing says true love like making someone fark a dog.
 
2012-06-13 11:18:06 AM
Appropriate that the crime should be investigate by the mounted police.
 
2012-06-13 11:18:19 AM
"He assaulted me." "Well, no he didn't." "I recanted because he made me (from prison). He really did assault me!"

It doesn't affect the facts of her case, but it does make her veracity rather questionable.
 
2012-06-13 11:19:43 AM
This is a wonderful example of how a few statements from a pissed off woman can turn an innocent man's life upside-down. Feminists rejoice.
 
2012-06-13 11:20:24 AM
Damn. Everyone involved are completely insane. Shiver me timbers!
 
2012-06-13 11:22:36 AM
FTA: "One time she got so confused by his incessant questioning that she curled up in a ball on the floor and "all I could do was rock back and forth," the woman testified."

Must have been word problems, esp. that one about the trains going towards each other at different speeds and where they'll meet. That one always wrecked me.
 
2012-06-13 11:27:32 AM
thats my old home town and i know all involved........
i need a better life.
 
2012-06-13 11:30:42 AM
came for the venture brothers reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-13 11:31:50 AM
FTFA: She described the 39-year-old as a controlling man with an explosive temper who constantly questioned what she was doing and wouldn't even let her go to the bathroom alone at night.

Duh. The dog is sleeping at the foot of the bed. Sneaky cur.

/and what breed of dog are we talking about? Breed.
 
2012-06-13 11:33:22 AM
Sounds like the dog gave HER a bone.
 
2012-06-13 11:34:55 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Damn. Everyone involved are completely insane. Shiver me timbers!


At least they're not seeing plurals where singulars exist.

/I keed.
 
2012-06-13 11:36:27 AM
Damn. That's ruff.
 
2012-06-13 11:36:45 AM

James F. Campbell: This article is chock full of disordered people. Lock all of them up.


I read that as 'discolored people' and thought...that's racist.
 
2012-06-13 11:41:16 AM
"two counts of compelling her to have sex with his dog"

So how did he compel the dog to have sex with her? She must be homely since there was no picture in the article.
 
2012-06-13 11:43:06 AM
www.martinusborne.com

..............soon.......................
 
2012-06-13 11:45:47 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I wonder how she found her attorney.

"Need a lawyer? Why not Whynot? Call now."


She probably read about him on Bob Loblaw's law blog.
 
2012-06-13 11:47:54 AM
As a Haligonian, all I can say is fark the valley, the trash that live there, and Trailer Park Boys was a god-damned documentary.
 
2012-06-13 11:50:50 AM
She should have just let sleeping dogs lie......
 
2012-06-13 11:56:33 AM
If not smoking crack makes somebody a "goody-goody" in your mind, you may want to reevaluate your touchstone of societal norms and social circles.
 
2012-06-13 11:58:58 AM
The love note was brought up Tuesday while she was on the stand at her ex-boyfriend's Nova Scotia Supreme Court trial on nine charges including two counts of compelling her to have sex with his dog, sexually assaulting her and two counts of assaulting her with a knife.


So..... SHE farks the dog and he gets brought up on charges for it. Does that seem crazy to anyone else?

And yeah, everyone involved in this case is probably a total mess.
 
2012-06-13 11:59:37 AM

Dee Snarl: She sounds fat.


She sounds easy.

/but do not want
 
2012-06-13 12:00:48 PM

Egoy3k: Stay classy Nova Scotia.


Tryin' to, but this doesn't help...
 
2012-06-13 12:02:44 PM

Nurglitch: As a Haligonian, all I can say is fark the valley, the trash that live there, and Trailer Park Boys was a god-damned documentary.


1) Bridgewater != 'the valley'

2) The Trailerpark Park Boys is set just outside of Dartmouth.

3) I live in the valley, I'm not particularly enamored with everything in the area but we are by no means all 'trash' you self important twat.
 
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