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(UEFA)   Group B - The Group of Death, second round: Surprising Denmark takes on Portugal (noon ET), and then the classic matchup between the Netherlands and Germany (2:45pn ET). Your Euro 2012 Day 6 thread   (uefa.com) divider line 375
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2012-06-13 11:22:17 AM
Denmark 1 - Portugal 2
Netherlands 2 - 3 Germany, Klose in the 90' + 2'

Book it.
 
2012-06-13 11:24:56 AM
Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles!
 
2012-06-13 11:28:14 AM
BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)
 
2012-06-13 11:30:48 AM
As my one of my German cousins says, I hope the polar ice caps melt and drown all the Dutch.

He's a really nice guy, but man, does he hate the Dutch.

/damn dirty Dutch
 
2012-06-13 11:31:07 AM

desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)


Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.
 
2012-06-13 11:34:54 AM
I want Denmark to win, but I don't think they will. 1-2

I think Germany will win this, but it won't be easy and they won't win it if they play like they did last game (though neither will de (het?) Oranje.

Let's see a 2-1 win for the Deutschies. Just bought a new t.v, hope it's hear by the second match.
 
2012-06-13 11:35:30 AM
It would be more entertaining if Denmark can beat Portugal.
 
2012-06-13 11:35:50 AM
Denmark defeats Portugal*
Holland defeats Germany**

That is all.

*Provided the ref does not fall for the Portuguese diving
**Provided the Dutch learn to play as a team
 
2012-06-13 11:38:05 AM

buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.


A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.
 
2012-06-13 11:40:54 AM

buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended 6 point deduction for 2016 qualifying too.


Added for clarification. And right now, it only concerns the issues after their opener vs. the Czechs. BBC's placeholder story while they write a full report
 
2012-06-13 11:41:32 AM

ADubs86: Denmark 1 - Portugal 2
Netherlands 2 - 3 Germany, Klose in the 90' + 2'

Book it.


Will Klose even see the pitch in front of the long and noble German tradition that is Gomez?

Danes 0 Por 2
Dutch 1 GER 1
 
2012-06-13 11:42:06 AM

alessandro: buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.

A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.


Or there's this.

/I hate the UEFA site so I didn't go there
 
2012-06-13 11:45:31 AM

alessandro: buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.

A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.


how is fining and deduction points from the national team going to stop racist violent farks from being racist violent farks? and what did poland get since from all accounts i read the polish fans were the aggressors?

and is this the same uefa that pretended not to hear the monkey calls when folks are training because they wanted the appearance of a smooth euro and good host nations?

/farking soccer is so farking corrupt...
 
2012-06-13 11:46:19 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will Klose even see the pitch in front of the long and noble German tradition that is Gomez?


Gomez didn't have the best of games against Portugal, but got the lucky header off of the deflection. I think he still starts, but if he has another bad half, I think Klose comes on for him in the 75'.
 
2012-06-13 11:47:30 AM
Will the Dutch find their Grandmother's bicycle?

Para 4: Link
 
2012-06-13 11:47:34 AM
Portugal 2
Denmark 1

Germany 3
Netherlands 0
 
2012-06-13 11:47:43 AM
I hope Portugal loses and Ronaldo throws a colossal biatchfit.
 
2012-06-13 11:48:48 AM

TheKnownUniverse: I hope Portugal loses and Ronaldo throws a colossal biatchfit.


How, exactly would that be distinguished from his normal behaviour patterns?
 
2012-06-13 11:49:58 AM
Denmark 1-1 Portugal
Cloggies 1-2 the evil Boche
 
2012-06-13 11:51:00 AM
Hide yo women, hide yo bikes. Ze Germans are coming
 
2012-06-13 11:52:09 AM

midpoint: TheKnownUniverse: I hope Portugal loses and Ronaldo throws a colossal biatchfit.

How, exactly would that be distinguished from his normal behaviour patterns?


Well after the Germany game he just stomped down the tunnel without shaking anyone's hand. Which is quite pissy. But I want to see him facedown on the pitch, sobbing and crying, pounding the ground with his fists, and finally curling up into a fetal position sucking his thumb. And messing up his hair.
 
2012-06-13 11:53:49 AM
I'd like to see Portugal and Holland both win so all four teams are in play going into the last game.
 
2012-06-13 11:55:36 AM
Russians fined 150,000 and will lose 6 points if another riot occurs?

If I was there and a fan of a team in their group, I'd buy a fark-tonne of Russian uniforms and go aboot causing chaos.
 
2012-06-13 11:56:12 AM

TheKnownUniverse: midpoint: TheKnownUniverse: I hope Portugal loses and Ronaldo throws a colossal biatchfit.

How, exactly would that be distinguished from his normal behaviour patterns?

Well after the Germany game he just stomped down the tunnel without shaking anyone's hand. Which is quite pissy. But I want to see him facedown on the pitch, sobbing and crying, pounding the ground with his fists, and finally curling up into a fetal position sucking his thumb. And messing up his hair.


Ronaldo's hair is never messed up, whatever way it is, is the way it's supposed to be. Everyone knows this.
 
2012-06-13 11:57:19 AM
"There Is a Lovely Land" is the most uninspiring anthem name ever.
 
2012-06-13 11:57:26 AM
nothing for nothing but why can't CONCACAF merge with CONMEBOL. I realize they are different continents but CONCACAF qualifying is boring.
 
2012-06-13 11:57:43 AM
My HD channels better get there mind right, it's going to be a great day of soccer

/how disappointing for the U.S. yesterday, ugly ugly game
 
2012-06-13 11:57:46 AM

marius2: Russians fined 150,000 and will lose 6 points if another riot occurs?

If I was there and a fan of a team in their group, I'd buy a fark-tonne of Russian uniforms and go aboot causing chaos.


or just be the polish fans and start attacking russian fans and call it a russian riot
 
2012-06-13 11:59:53 AM
can one start drinking at 9am? if it's in coffee that's acceptable correct?
 
2012-06-13 12:00:14 PM

A Fark Handle: /farking soccer is so farking corrupt...


Qatar...that's all I have to say about that
 
2012-06-13 12:01:20 PM
I'm going with Germany and Denmark this round.
/have an irrational dislike for CR so buh-bye Portugal!
 
2012-06-13 12:04:49 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: nothing for nothing but why can't CONCACAF merge with CONMEBOL. I realize they are different continents but CONCACAF qualifying is boring.


75% of the CONCACAF member nations are from the Caribbean. Why would they want to join CONMEBOL? A country like Jamaica has a hard enough time against Mexico and the United States. What chance would they have of qualifying for a World Cup if they had to play countries like Brazil and Argentina, too?
 
2012-06-13 12:05:51 PM
Hope Denmark win this just so that preening, diving fark Ronaldo faces elimination.
 
2012-06-13 12:06:22 PM

A Fark Handle: alessandro: buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.

A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.

how is fining and deduction points from the national team going to stop racist violent farks from being racist violent farks? and what did poland get since from all accounts i read the polish fans were the aggressors?

and is this the same uefa that pretended not to hear the monkey calls when folks are training because they wanted the appearance of a smooth euro and good host nations?

/farking soccer is so farking corrupt...


Um... read the UEFA article on it. It has nothing to do with the Poland match. It's all from the opener vs the Czechs.
 
2012-06-13 12:08:33 PM
Holy crap Rommmedahl is still playing? I remember when he was starting his 2nd season at PSV
 
2012-06-13 12:12:47 PM

desertgeek: Um... read the UEFA article on it. It has nothing to do with the Poland match. It's all from the opener vs the Czechs.


you want me to read? ugh... if it was from something else then maybe, but i'm still not sure how fining a team will change the behavior of the fans. hopefully they were chanting 68! 68! 68! if your're going to get fined might as well have some fun.
 
2012-06-13 12:12:52 PM
fancy footwork ;P
 
2012-06-13 12:15:21 PM

squealie: I'm going with Germany and Denmark this round.
/have an irrational dislike for CR so buh-bye Portugal!


No dislike of CR can be irrational.

(only second in hatred for me though behind that farkface Rooney)
 
2012-06-13 12:17:13 PM
early sub. guess magic spray wasn't going to solve that.

/anyone else dislike the 70s collar on the danish jersey?
 
2012-06-13 12:17:43 PM

alessandro: TrainingWheelsNeeded: nothing for nothing but why can't CONCACAF merge with CONMEBOL. I realize they are different continents but CONCACAF qualifying is boring.

75% of the CONCACAF member nations are from the Caribbean. Why would they want to join CONMEBOL? A country like Jamaica has a hard enough time against Mexico and the United States. What chance would they have of qualifying for a World Cup if they had to play countries like Brazil and Argentina, too?


yeah, I guess. Maybe the US can defect or Caribbean soccer teams can spend their national sporting resources on bobsledding or some such other sport where they might stand a chance.
 
2012-06-13 12:19:41 PM
What a dive!
 
2012-06-13 12:20:48 PM

alessandro: buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.

A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.


Holy shiat.
 
2012-06-13 12:20:50 PM
he should have tried a step over
 
2012-06-13 12:21:33 PM
Christiano farkface wasted that free kick
 
2012-06-13 12:22:20 PM

Langston: alessandro: buttsmckracken: desertgeek: BBC reporting that UEFA has fined Russia 120,000 Euros for fan violence (via Twitter)

Suspended point deduction for 2016 too.

A six point deduction. Considering they only won their group by two points this time, that could have a significant effect on their qualifying next time.

Holy shiat.


I know, UEFA actually doing something about racism.
 
2012-06-13 12:24:00 PM
More embellishment from the farking Portuguese.
 
2012-06-13 12:24:11 PM
that was close
 
2012-06-13 12:24:45 PM

LucklessWonder: I know, UEFA actually doing something about racism.


but russians making fun of taunting and beating czechs isn't racism.

/goal farkfaces
 
paj
2012-06-13 12:25:11 PM
Portugal gets first blood. Off the corner Pepe heads it home. 1-0
 
2012-06-13 12:25:52 PM
Farking Portugal 1 - 0 Silly little Danes
 
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