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		Group B - The Group of Death, second round: Surprising Denmark takes on Portugal (noon ET), and then the classic matchup between the Netherlands and Germany (2:45pn ET). Your Euro 2012 Day 6 thread (uefa.com)		375
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TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:08:11 PM

damn, its just not going to happen.

TheKnownUniverse		2012-06-13 04:13:13 PM

Robben's jersey is too tight. It's hampering his movement and chafing his nipples. That's why he keeps choking.

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:13:27 PM

That's gotta hurt.

star_topology		2012-06-13 04:13:34 PM

Great pass from Robben. Fantastic block by that guy's face. Ouch.

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:13:41 PM

Oh wow, what a chance!

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:14:25 PM

star_topology: Great pass from Robben. Fantastic block by that guy's face. Ouch.

Rib cage.

marius2		2012-06-13 04:14:45 PM

KLOSE! :D

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:15:21 PM

goal!

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:15:24 PM

2-1.

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:15:28 PM

Just needed to get Gomez off the pitch!

star_topology		2012-06-13 04:15:34 PM

Brave Sir Robin!

marius2		2012-06-13 04:16:00 PM

Ah man. Don't let this happen

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:16:08 PM

last twenty minutes should be good!

SurelyShirley		2012-06-13 04:16:12 PM

Oh look, the consolation prize.

TheKnownUniverse		2012-06-13 04:16:12 PM

Niiiice from RvP

9beers		2012-06-13 04:16:23 PM

Come on dude, close your legs next time.

Langston		2012-06-13 04:16:32 PM

There it is. RvP making it look easy

A Fark Handle		2012-06-13 04:16:53 PM

i'm not a coach, but if i was i would tell my defenders to not allow rvp to just dribble into the middle of the field atop the box and shoot.

desertgeek		2012-06-13 04:16:55 PM

If the Germans do not win this match, it will be a massive choke job.

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:17:26 PM

A Fark Handle: i'm not a coach, but if i was i would tell my defenders to not allow rvp to just dribble into the middle of the field atop the box and shoot.

Clearly you don't understand soccer.

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:18:13 PM

should have one timed that great ball

marius2		2012-06-13 04:18:20 PM

Come on Oezil... what the Fark was that?

star_topology		2012-06-13 04:23:28 PM

Ozil off. Goatse time?

Koman Coulibaly		2012-06-13 04:24:36 PM

I really wish that this official would make a few more calls. There have been at least 2 missed penalties. The handball by Germany in the box a few moments ago and the recent take down of RvP. One would think that the officiating at the Euros would be better. I guess we can only hope this official figures it out.

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:25:25 PM

What a death blow to the back of the neck there

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:26:23 PM

Koman Coulibaly: I really wish that this official would make a few more calls. There have been at least 2 missed penalties. The handball by Germany in the box a few moments ago and the recent take down of RvP. One would think that the officiating at the Euros would be better. I guess we can only hope this official figures it out.

Neither of those were penalties. Watch closer next time.

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:27:53 PM

nooo, my stream just died

TheKnownUniverse		2012-06-13 04:28:52 PM

TheLopper		2012-06-13 04:28:53 PM

A Fark Handle: i'm not a coach, but if i was i would tell my defenders to not allow rvp to just dribble into the middle of the field atop the box and shoot.

It's such a crazy idea it just might work.

marius2		2012-06-13 04:30:04 PM

What did Boetang get carded for?

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:30:08 PM

Yellow for time wasting, love it.

desertgeek		2012-06-13 04:30:37 PM

darwinoid: Koman Coulibaly: I really wish that this official would make a few more calls. There have been at least 2 missed penalties. The handball by Germany in the box a few moments ago and the recent take down of RvP. One would think that the officiating at the Euros would be better. I guess we can only hope this official figures it out.

Neither of those were penalties. Watch closer next time.

You are clearly not familar with our resident soccer ref alt account.

ADubs86		2012-06-13 04:30:39 PM

ADubs86		2012-06-13 04:31:32 PM

2 seconds, desertgeek.

star_topology		2012-06-13 04:32:22 PM

"Why do goalkeepers think they can play football?"

lol

Langston		2012-06-13 04:32:23 PM

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!

Not really, just messing with TrainingWheelsNeeded

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:32:44 PM

desertgeek: darwinoid: Koman Coulibaly: I really wish that this official would make a few more calls. There have been at least 2 missed penalties. The handball by Germany in the box a few moments ago and the recent take down of RvP. One would think that the officiating at the Euros would be better. I guess we can only hope this official figures it out.

Neither of those were penalties. Watch closer next time.

You are clearly not familar with our resident soccer ref alt account.

Clearly, indeed.

9beers		2012-06-13 04:32:46 PM

Wait, why wasn't that a corner?

Koman Coulibaly		2012-06-13 04:33:13 PM

marius2: What did Boetang get carded for?

The official's decision is always correct and final. Thus, Boetang deserved it.

desertgeek		2012-06-13 04:33:28 PM

ADubs86: 2 seconds, desertgeek.

I was 4 seconds late on a post earlier in the thread. It's only fair.

marius2: What did Boetang get carded for?

4NSpy: Yellow for time wasting, love it.

And now, he'll miss the next match.

9beers		2012-06-13 04:33:39 PM

darwinoid: Neither of those were penalties. Watch closer next time.

Speaking of watching closer, you need to pay more attention to the name of the poster.

darwinoid		2012-06-13 04:35:47 PM

9beers: darwinoid: Neither of those were penalties. Watch closer next time.

Speaking of watching closer, you need to pay more attention to the name of the poster.

Yeah, I finally got there.

4NSpy		2012-06-13 04:36:10 PM

This was looking like it would end 5-0. The Dutch were close to making this 2-2 at a couple times.

Blitzer		2012-06-13 04:36:10 PM

/ achtung heiss

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-06-13 04:36:22 PM

Langston: GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!

Not really, just messing with TrainingWheelsNeeded

you sob...

RepoManTSM		2012-06-13 04:36:23 PM

Purple_Jack		2012-06-13 04:36:23 PM

Does Cassano know that there's a bender in the German team?

SurelyShirley		2012-06-13 04:36:24 PM

marius2		2012-06-13 04:36:34 PM

Could he have waited longer to blow that whistle?

anyways...

DEUTSCHLAND!

ADubs86		2012-06-13 04:37:16 PM

ADubs86: Denmark 1 - Portugal 2
Netherlands 2 - 3 Germany, Klose in the 90' + 2'

Book it.

Well I got the scores right, just switched the games. And my Klose pick was dead wrong. Oh well, close.

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