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(Daily Mail)   Gina Gershon turns 50. Coincidentally, that is exactly how many times you would hit it   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-13 07:47:23 AM  
Who? 1995... when?
 
2012-06-13 07:54:54 AM  
Yay! There are still hot broads older than me!
 
2012-06-13 08:26:23 AM  
Ya know, if I committed that much time and effort to it, I don't think I'd see any reason to stop at 50.
 
2012-06-13 09:54:40 AM  
Anybody know if Bound is on Netflix streaming?
 
2012-06-13 09:55:13 AM  
That's half the amount, subby.
 
2012-06-13 09:58:09 AM  
And she likes beef jerky.
 
2012-06-13 10:00:47 AM  

verbaltoxin: That's half the amount, subby.


Half?

More like a tenth.
 
2012-06-13 10:02:07 AM  
mimg.ugo.com

Gina's hot, but I was always a bigger fan of her Bound co-star, Jennifer Tilly
 
2012-06-13 10:03:05 AM  
That is damn good shape for 50. She looks better than many other actresses in their 30s that they catch in non-airbrushed pics. Kudos.
 
2012-06-13 10:07:00 AM  
trashcinemacollective.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-13 10:13:11 AM  
Gina seen here in her most famous screen role in 1995 film Showgirls

ummm no.
 
2012-06-13 10:15:40 AM  
I have always loved this woman, and her tongue!
 
2012-06-13 10:16:55 AM  
Her...boobs...are...
Nevermind, I'm done
 
2012-06-13 10:28:28 AM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

53
 
2012-06-13 10:33:24 AM  
Good Lord, she's hot...

/just turned 50, too, so she's right up my alley
//'cause of course I have a shot...
 
2012-06-13 10:35:27 AM  
So Im younger than her, she could go all cougar on me and neither of us would go to jail. Unless we did it in public.
 
2012-06-13 10:38:42 AM  
I remember her from Read heat, such a tight body and so much sex appeal
 
2012-06-13 10:39:42 AM  

LucklessWonder: [mimg.ugo.com image 565x460]

Gina's hot, but I was always a bigger fan of her Bound co-star, Jennifer Tilly


Me too.
2.bp.blogspot.com
But since it's Gina's birthday....
www.newsgroper.com
 
2012-06-13 10:40:26 AM  
Things I'm sure of:

a) Somebody's gonna post Chinese monster in this thread.
 
2012-06-13 10:46:16 AM  
I only fap to women half my age or younger.
 
2012-06-13 10:49:03 AM  
Not that I wouldn't but Maris Tomei is tops with birds over 45.
 
2012-06-13 10:51:07 AM  

Cosmoboy: LucklessWonder: [mimg.ugo.com image 565x460]

Gina's hot, but I was always a bigger fan of her Bound co-star, Jennifer Tilly

Me too.
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But since it's Gina's birthday....
[www.newsgroper.com image 450x607]


I have that Gina pic as one of my desktop wallpapers.
 
2012-06-13 10:59:10 AM  
She could probably snap your joint off with one kegel squeeze, but it would be a worthy sacrifice.
 
2012-06-13 10:59:50 AM  
Mmmmmm Gina Gershon. Smooookin hot at any age!
 
2012-06-13 11:05:11 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I only fap to women half my age or younger.


Please tell me that you are at least 40.
 
2012-06-13 11:05:22 AM  
50 times, sorry I run out of steam after 5.
 
2012-06-13 11:05:40 AM  

spcMike: Anybody know if Bound is on Netflix streaming?


Just google for the good parts.
 
2012-06-13 11:06:05 AM  
Hot damn.

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2012-06-13 11:20:58 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wellon Dowd: I only fap to women half my age or younger.

Please tell me that you are at least 40.


Hardly. By the time I'm 40 I'll take whatever I can get, if I can get it up at all. For now, however, I figure that a 26-year-old should have strict standards.
 
2012-06-13 11:29:25 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wellon Dowd: I only fap to women half my age or younger.

Please tell me that you are at least 40.

Hardly. By the time I'm 40 I'll take whatever I can get, if I can get it up at all. For now, however, I figure that a 26-year-old should have strict standards.


Just testing.... you realize half your age is 13 right?
 
2012-06-13 11:48:47 AM  

The_Sponge: Hot damn.

[i1124.photobucket.com image 250x322]


At least I know she loves to suck on big brown ones as well.
 
2012-06-13 11:50:57 AM  

dletter: Wellon Dowd: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wellon Dowd: I only fap to women half my age or younger.

Please tell me that you are at least 40.

Hardly. By the time I'm 40 I'll take whatever I can get, if I can get it up at all. For now, however, I figure that a 26-year-old should have strict standards.

Just testing.... you realize half your age is 13 right?


uber.pedobear.dingsi.net
 
2012-06-13 11:59:17 AM  
She's pretty hot for a post-op. Must have been expensive.
 
2012-06-13 12:05:40 PM  
She's held the top ranking on my celebrity spank-o-meter since I first saw her in 1994. In my opinion she's the hottest woman our known universe has ever produced.
 
2012-06-13 12:08:03 PM  

dletter: Wellon Dowd: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wellon Dowd: I only fap to women half my age or younger.

Please tell me that you are at least 40.

Hardly. By the time I'm 40 I'll take whatever I can get, if I can get it up at all. For now, however, I figure that a 26-year-old should have strict standards.

Just testing.... you realize half your age is 13 right?



The Joke.


dletter's head.
 
2012-06-13 12:11:04 PM  

TheLopper: She's held the top ranking on my celebrity spank-o-meter since I first saw her in 1994. In my opinion she's the hottest woman our known universe has ever produced.


Dude, she's hot and was way more so in her prime, but hottest? To each his own I guess.
 
2012-06-13 12:12:22 PM  
Damn she's gorgeous. Too bad that cigar aficionado pic makes her look like she has a Joker-mouth. Good genes or good doctor? Either way, I like.
 
2012-06-13 12:18:56 PM  

Nitsu Ryu: Too bad that cigar aficionado pic makes her look like she has a Joker-mouth.



Ha! Very true.

/Posted it because I had that issue back in college.
 
2012-06-13 12:33:44 PM  
Gina Gershon turns 50. Coincidentally, that is exactly how many times you would hit it

Uh ... no.


/51+ times!
 
2012-06-13 12:36:05 PM  
mmmmmmmmm
 
2012-06-13 12:36:08 PM  
Woah, 38 posts into a Fark thread about an attractive woman and no one is calling her an ugly cow? Where is my Fark?

/I'm glad to stick with this one; she's quite fetching.
 
2012-06-13 12:48:43 PM  
Otnay abay ookmarkbay
 
2012-06-13 01:00:55 PM  
51 times.
 
2012-06-13 01:10:15 PM  
I would dissapoint her in bed at least 50 times. But not all at once
 
2012-06-13 01:30:57 PM  
"sortofwant.meh.whatever.jpg"


/tilly
 
2012-06-13 01:35:34 PM  

meanmutton: Woah, 38 posts into a Fark thread about an attractive woman and no one is calling her an ugly cow? Where is my Fark?

/I'm glad to stick with this one; she's quite fetching.


Cymbal demands a recount.
 
2012-06-13 01:38:14 PM  
When I was 25, I had a cougar fark buddy 17 years my senior. Face was just OK, but she exercised compulsively and had a ridiculous body. Looked much better than women half her age.

I'm 31 now, so she's pushing 50. Ran into her about a year ago. The party lifestyle shows in her face pretty badly, but she still wears revealing clothing, and body-wise she was holding up pretty well as far as I could see.

Nuttier than a shiathouse rat though. Beware of the cougars, young squires.

/CSB
 
2012-06-13 01:46:26 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Gina Gershon turns 50. Coincidentally, that is exactly how many times you would hit it

Uh ... no.


/51+ times!


Times and ways. We are farkers, we could come up with 51 ways with ease.
 
2012-06-13 01:49:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: [mimg.ugo.com image 565x460]

Gina's hot, but I was always a bigger fan of her Bound co-star, Jennifer Tilly


I thought that other chick was Sandra Bernhardt or whatever her name is. Glad I'm wrong.
 
2012-06-13 02:03:43 PM  
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