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2012-06-13 09:55:01 AM
Parents should be shot dead.
 
2012-06-13 09:57:37 AM
Then he runs into Nina - "she's like the Gisele of baby models" - but isn't convinced by her walk. "She's a little old," he stage-whispers.

[pedobear.jpg]
 
2012-06-13 10:34:59 AM

Dogfacedgod: Parents should be shot dead.


Yeah, that would make me very very shooty. Or stabby. Or chainsawy. Or...

Though I am sure it exists?
 
2012-06-13 10:35:47 AM
I would enjoy watching every single one of these parents slowly pushed into a woodchipper.
 
2012-06-13 10:46:13 AM

exick: I would enjoy watching every single one of these parents slowly pushed into a woodchipper.


Feet first.
 
2012-06-13 10:47:38 AM
This virtually guarantees that they are going to re-write the original ending where RoboCop dies of lupus. Scandalous.
 
2012-06-13 10:48:28 AM
That wasn't me ... my, uh, wife posted something stupid. Marine core out.
 
2012-06-13 10:50:47 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: This virtually guarantees that they are going to re-write the original ending where RoboCop dies of lupus. Scandalous.


How is babby Robocop formed?

i.somethingawful.com
 
2012-06-13 10:52:26 AM
FTA: "the parodic online-only fashion reality show..."

The second word in that quote is the important one.
 
2012-06-13 10:58:15 AM
Is there any adult male involved in child pageants/modeling that doesn't come off as somebody who has to notify his neighbors when he moves in?
 
2012-06-13 11:06:50 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: That wasn't me ... my, uh, wife posted something stupid. Marine core out.


Semper Fist
 
2012-06-13 11:09:50 AM
A good place to rant this: so, my daughter was the flower girl in a wedding last year. When we were getting dresses fitted, I think there was some problem with her dress...like, they had it in her size, but it was a little tight, and they couldn't get a bigger dress in before the wedding. The lady asked with her eyebrows raised, "Will you be doing anything for this before the wedding...?"

My husband just about decked her. No, we aren't putting our daughter on a crash diet before the wedding. Thanks for asking.
 
2012-06-13 11:11:03 AM
Just need to get a little base tan for my baby.
 
2012-06-13 11:12:59 AM
It may be a parody,but it's still creepy.
 
2012-06-13 11:29:57 AM

Rapmaster2000: Just need to get a little base tan for my baby.


Come on let us just toss him in there for a few minutes. White babies aren't selling!

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2012-06-13 11:39:53 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: That wasn't me ... my, uh, wife posted something stupid. Marine core out.


Aww, don't feel bad. I made a very inappropriate mispost just the other day, with a picture and everything.
 
2012-06-13 11:43:37 AM
If a guy that looked like that approached me about my kid, I'd call the cops.
 
2012-06-13 12:02:01 PM
Ok, that was kind of funny.
 
2012-06-13 12:19:38 PM

apoptotic: FTA: "the parodic online-only fashion reality show..."

The second word in that quote is the important one.


ITT: Outrage from people who didn't read TFA closely.
 
2012-06-13 12:25:59 PM
I´ll admit that I was about to bash my head against the desk... then I realized it was a parody...
 
2012-06-13 12:49:14 PM

Dogfacedgod: Parents should be shot dead.


That is too kind to them.
 
2012-06-13 12:52:26 PM
I find it funny that we are outraged in this thread about how horribly people are acting on reality TV, and yet just a couple of threads up we are outraged at how all this reality TV stuff is faked.

//What am I supposed to be outraged about again?
 
2012-06-13 01:16:22 PM
When someone comes up to you on the street and asks you if you would bleach your baby's eyebrows, the correct response is to yell for a cop. As a bonus, it would have made the parody even more hilarious. I certainly would have laughed and laughed if that guy had been dragged away in cuffs.
 
2012-06-13 02:24:52 PM

apoptotic: parodic


Bears repeating.

parodic
 
2012-06-13 02:33:10 PM
I thought it was hilarious!
 
2012-06-13 04:11:04 PM
It's ok, it's just a little baby fat.
 
2012-06-13 11:42:01 PM

PumpkinCake: A good place to rant this: so, my daughter was the flower girl in a wedding last year. When we were getting dresses fitted, I think there was some problem with her dress...like, they had it in her size, but it was a little tight, and they couldn't get a bigger dress in before the wedding. The lady asked with her eyebrows raised, "Will you be doing anything for this before the wedding...?"

My husband just about decked her. No, we aren't putting our daughter on a crash diet before the wedding. Thanks for asking.


Bravo
 
2012-06-13 11:44:46 PM

DeaH: When someone comes up to you on the street and asks you if you would bleach your baby's eyebrows, the correct response is to yell for a cop. As a bonus, it would have made the parody even more hilarious. I certainly would have laughed and laughed if that guy had been dragged away in cuffs.


Actually, as I live in Florida, I think I can just shoot him.
"Hey, I felt threatened....I was in fear for my child and myself"
 
2012-06-14 01:33:35 AM
not original

assets0.ordienetworks.com

/hot like Bruno
 
2012-06-14 06:35:04 AM
Yet another instance of GWAR predicting the future.
 
2012-06-14 07:39:15 AM

haterade: not original

[assets0.ordienetworks.com image 464x348]

/hot like Bruno


came to make a Bruno reference. gotta love the parents that agreed to get liposuction for their babies.
"Is your baby comfortable operating heavy machinery?"
 
2012-06-14 09:11:38 AM
This is SATIRE people. Jesus, RTFA.
 
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