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(Short List)   The ultimate in "I totally cooked this meal from scratch, I swear" - Restaurant delivers fine food and dirty pans to your door   (shortlist.com) divider line 6
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2012-06-13 03:23:11 PM
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I have a similar business for those too busy to get laid.

For sixty bucks I will go to your apartment, mess up the bed, and leave a used condom in the trash.

For an extra forty I can leave stains.
2012-06-13 04:00:17 PM
3 votes:
stonicus: This is all going to fall apart the second one of your guests with any knowledge of food says "This is delicious, is there asparagus in here?" and you don't know, since, you didn't cook the damn thing.

That's when you respond with, "I don't remember, but there's definitely some sausage!" as you pull down your pants and give them a little show.
2012-06-13 04:45:24 PM
1 votes:
fireclown: Rindred: 2 cups of rice, four cups of water, boil till the water's absorbed. Not hard.

Or get a steamer. They're damned near idiot proof.


Indeed. Especially ones made in that town in Ohio. What is it, Cincinnati, Akron...
2012-06-13 03:33:16 PM
1 votes:
do they leave a turd in your toilet, too?
2012-06-13 03:24:12 PM
1 votes:
Jon iz teh kewl: more like "I totally cooked this meal meth from scratch"

www.starsandpopcorn.com

Stay out of my territory!!
2012-06-13 02:39:43 PM
1 votes:
So for five more quid, you get to scrape the tasty crispy bits from the pan too? Cool!
 
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