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(Some Guy)   You don't mess with a goose that's been plucked 9 times, son   ( divider line
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2012-06-13 09:27:51 AM Full Size

2012-06-13 09:30:14 AM  
The difference between the two is that one makes obnoxious noise and the other honks.
2012-06-13 09:46:37 AM  
What about a pheasant that's been plucked?
2012-06-13 09:50:20 AM  
What's sauce for the goose is... don't kill the goose that lays the golden parachute, that's all I'm sayng.
2012-06-13 10:19:04 AM  
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"Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik."
2012-06-13 10:19:46 AM  
99 problems but a gander aint one?
2012-06-13 10:32:38 AM  
There's got to be a better way to shoo them away, pepper spray or something.

Sounds like one of the one percenters.

And when did using the term "son" make a comeback? I've been hearing it for a few years now and it's always out of the mouth of mature and wise elders.
2012-06-13 10:46:25 AM  
But more than 9 is OK, right?

/oh, PLucked
2012-06-13 10:52:40 AM  
She has been plucked more times than the rose of turl.
2012-06-13 11:05:03 AM  

Quigley_Wyatt: She has been plucked more times than the rose of turl.

Is that what you're told?

Duck says: "And dig this you assholes, and dig it good. Goose has been plucked nine times and he ain't dead, does that mean anything to you, huh? Goose ain't meant to die! The only thing that can kill Goose is GOOSE!"
2012-06-13 03:15:26 PM  
There's got to be a better way to shoo them away, pepper spray or something

No doctor, birds lack vanilloid receptors that respond to capsaicin on their C neurons and that's why you can spike your bird feeder with atomic bomb grade ground peppers and it will keep the squirrels out but birds will be unaffected.
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