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(Daily Mail)   A new contender for world's largest yacht, world's tiniest manhood   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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22507 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jun 2012 at 7:15 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-13 01:59:14 AM
8 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Quite likely Prince al-Waleed's newest boat. And despite what TFA says there are lots of places that can handle the boat.


...but enough about your mom.
2012-06-13 08:58:54 AM
4 votes:

ProdigalSigh: Hilariously sad that this is linked on the bottom of the page.

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American Decency Association: ProdigalSigh: Hilariously sad that this is linked on the bottom of the page.

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i46.tinypic.com
2012-06-13 09:15:18 AM
2 votes:

neversubmit: Is it submersible?


At least once....
2012-06-13 08:42:25 AM
2 votes:

Zukipilot: Funny how jealous people always through in the small penis joke when someone has the ability to enjoy the finer things in life... Sorry Subby, money does not shrink your man hood, nervousness, cold water and steroids do....


You could have saved us all a lot of time by saying, "I own a really large pickup truck, so draw your own conclusions."
2012-06-13 07:58:48 AM
2 votes:
unsoliciteddatingadvice.com

If I had such a ridiculous object, I would name it this.
2012-06-13 07:57:01 AM
2 votes:
i somehow got connected with a wealthy guy for a short period of time and one day i was at a marina with him and a luxury yacht salesman. the salesman[excuse me broker] was showing us the biggest boat they had. it had a device on the deck that raised from the floor a golf ball on a tee. you would hit the ball and the tee would sink and then load another ball and raise up again. when it wasn't being used the deck was perfect to walk on. even when used the only thing above deck was the tee and the tiny hole the tee/ball raised and lower through.
anyway, i said something like isn't it polluting to be hitting balls into the water and why not have half a tee sitting on a disk to use as the golf tee and put the ball on the tee yourself and hit into a net to save the balls. they looked at me like i lost my way out of the turnip patch, my pants were on backwards, and i stepped in pig crap in my bare feet and didn't know it.
2012-06-13 03:47:09 AM
2 votes:
Dinghy envy much, there, subby?
2012-06-13 03:08:37 AM
2 votes:
It's a bit much, but just think about how many jobs these billionaires are creating with their mega-yacht one-upmanship!
2012-06-13 01:47:15 AM
2 votes:
That boat belongs to the next Bond villan.
2012-06-13 09:49:03 AM
1 votes:
My wife told me she's perfectly comfortable with a little penis, so I have no need to buy a massive boat.

/still wish she didn't have one though...
2012-06-13 09:03:42 AM
1 votes:
Something you might find on a superyacht
sexywomenblogs.com
2012-06-13 09:01:20 AM
1 votes:
What the owner is saying to everyone:
rickmc.files.wordpress.com
"Look at me, motherfarkers, I've got an expensive boat"

/Really, no one posted this yet?
2012-06-13 08:56:03 AM
1 votes:
If I was rich, and money was no object, I too would purchase a boat. It would not be a custom job, it will be a second hand boat. I would simply go to whoever I had to, drop the cash, and buy... the U.S.S. Iowa.

The inside would be scrapped, stripped, and decked out in the latest of bling and technology. The outside, would still look like a godsdamned battleship. The guns, oh yeah, the guns, I would make sure those 16 inch beauties still worked. So when I pulled my battleship into Monaco Harbor, I could do a full broadside salute with all turrets (unloaded of course) and watch as the pressure wave rocks every smaller yacht in the harbor and shattered every window in about a 10km range.

And when people complain and biatch about it, and they will, I will simply say "Well, what the fark are you going to do about it? I... have a battleship."
2012-06-13 08:27:35 AM
1 votes:
Funny how jealous people always through in the small penis joke when someone has the ability to enjoy the finer things in life... Sorry Subby, money does not shrink your man hood, nervousness, cold water and steroids do....
2012-06-13 07:58:59 AM
1 votes:

State_College_Arsonist: I'd rather just buy an old Navy corvette or destroyer escort and cruise around in that. You could probably tool around in the Straits of Malacca or off the Somali coast without fear, even if the guns have all been decommissioned.


Doesn't look terribly seaworthy to me...

www.motorera.com

/sorry, someone had to
2012-06-13 07:58:01 AM
1 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com

it's pronounced throatwarbler mangrove!
2012-06-13 07:54:20 AM
1 votes:
I bet I could still beat it in a race even if I was sailing a seafood restaurant.
2012-06-13 07:51:31 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what the crew requirements are going to be like on that thing. And then of course all the cooks, maids, ass wipers, etc.

Hey if your that rich, you don't wipe your own ass. You have a peasant girl do it for you.

And then there's the matter of security. That thing is like a huge floating target.
2012-06-13 07:49:31 AM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: WhyteRaven74: Quite likely Prince al-Waleed's newest boat. And despite what TFA says there are lots of places that can handle the boat.

Really? Because that part of the article didn't make sense to me. Why would they say that it can only fit in two ports?


They mean a double-wide.
2012-06-13 07:33:48 AM
1 votes:
"You call *that* a boat?"

*rowing away furiously*
2012-06-13 07:25:02 AM
1 votes:
Hey Smails! You scratched my anchor!
2012-06-13 07:21:47 AM
1 votes:
If I had $400,000,000.00 to spend on a boat, I sure as hell wouldn't spend it on a boat.
2012-06-13 07:20:54 AM
1 votes:
That's not a yacht. That's a floating peener!

i.dailymail.co.uk

Boats = holes in the water you throw money into.
2012-06-13 07:17:39 AM
1 votes:
216.77.188.54
2012-06-13 01:41:03 AM
1 votes:
Jump you f*ckers
2012-06-13 12:56:13 AM
1 votes:
Goldman Sachs or Bank of America?
2012-06-13 12:12:07 AM
1 votes:
I have no problem with super-rich people buying expensive toys. Would you rather they buy a yacht, or buy a bunch of Senators?
 
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