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(Gizmodo)   Student caught with 35-foot long cheat sheet filled with 25,000 answers -- when he could have just used that time to study   (gizmodo.com) divider line 9
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2012-06-13 06:57:22 AM  
5 votes:
It's a bad translation from Russian. What the original article from the Kazakh Workers' Daily says is, roughly, that the student was caught selling exam answers and was caught with 35 different sets of answers and was fined 25,000 Roubles and two chickens. Also that the stated crime was "larceny and indecent capitalism" due to the price he was charging for the exam answers, which was only 1/10th the official price set by the National Teachers and Road Workers' Union. Then the article drifts off into random praise for Nursultan Nazarbayev and ends with a call to all true Kazakhs to wash more often.
2012-06-13 12:30:53 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-06-13 04:24:17 AM  
3 votes:

bow: Protip; don't get caught.


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2012-06-13 06:06:48 AM  
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: That kid must have a really big pocket.


technabob.com
2012-06-13 11:15:33 AM  
1 votes:

unchellmatt: GameSprocket: [gazpachosoup.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

Well, there is only so much body area.

True, but it does not end well... Especially if one is prone to sweating under stress.

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2012-06-13 08:48:24 AM  
1 votes:
"Right, they're bound to ask the right thigh, which is 10 per cent. They must ask the left thigh, which is 20 per cent. They've got to ask one of the forearms. Which means I've passed already; anything on the left shin's a bonus! Right. *Looks at one arm* `CUTIE'. Current under tension is ... what's this? Current under tension is equal? Current under tension is expendable? Current under tension is expensive? What does this mean? *Begins to panic* What does any of it mean? I've covered my body in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish!"
2012-06-13 08:10:03 AM  
1 votes:
My senior year @ Purdue, our SQL prof allowed 1 8.5x11 sheet of notes for the final. At the time, I worked 3rd shift at Kinkos's. We had a machine with a 24x36 pane of glass that could shrink 25% at a time. I could shrink 9 pages at a time. With margins cut off, I was able to get 15 2"x3" tiles on each side of the paper. Each tile contained 9 pages from the manual. In the end I was able to put the entire 250 page manual on 1 double sided sheet of paper, plus leave room for a few notes of my own. I gave it to the prof when I handed in the test. He gave me 1 pt extra credit for it.
2012-06-13 08:06:35 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, he's Asian? Why didn't he just cheat off the guy next to him?
2012-06-13 07:39:33 AM  
1 votes:
He probably retained more of the material than he realized just by recopying everything. Re-writing my notes was always an effective study tool for me.

CSB time!

When I was in high school, my economics teacher would give everyone in the class a 1"x3" piece of paper before every test. That was our cheat sheet. As many notes as we could fit onto that tiny sheet of paper we could bring into the test with us. He would also award 2 bonus points to the student who could get the most notes on their sheet. I got that 2 points on more than one occasion. I managed to fit an entire chapter including a pie chart on there one time. Incidentally, after doing all that I knew the material really well and barely needed to reference the sheet.

/CSB
 
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