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(Huffington Post)   Charlize Theron goes full Britney. You never go full Britney   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2012-06-13 12:09:41 AM  
Whatever, I'd still wreck that.
 
2012-06-13 12:25:58 AM  

realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-13 12:42:09 AM  

Tax Boy: realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road

This is why we can't have nice things.


But we can blow them up and make a movie doing it
 
2012-06-13 12:53:36 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


Shes Africa... damnit this.


Tax Boy: realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road

This is why we can't have nice things.


New trilogy starring Tom Hardy, im... cautiously optimistic.
 
2012-06-13 01:01:05 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


Geez, man. Way to have a sense of humor.
Bet you're the life of the party.
Either that or you're actually Buzz Killington in disguise.
 
2012-06-13 01:02:39 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


Yeah. but they steal all the condiments.
 
2012-06-13 01:20:50 AM  
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2012-06-13 01:32:52 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

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We're all crazy about the little dullard.
 
2012-06-13 01:40:29 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


And they say that romance is dead.
 
2012-06-13 01:44:28 AM  
Bald South African-American Goddess vs Bald Average-Faced White Trash from the Swamp.
 
2012-06-13 01:47:44 AM  

acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

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We're all crazy about the little dullard.


I've seen her look worse.

Not white knighting, but I don't think she really qualifies as a "dullard."

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2012-06-13 02:05:34 AM  
oh.... thats a new look.....!!!
 
2012-06-13 02:07:13 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
Penis goes where? WOO-HOO!!!
 
2012-06-13 02:07:44 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


I say it's the new hollywood fad yo
 
2012-06-13 02:08:51 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


And they're so cute on those 80's tv shows.
 
2012-06-13 02:21:10 AM  

Bhasayate: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

I say it's the new hollywood fad yo


A year from now, you'll find them at upscale consignment stores for a fraction of the price.
 
2012-06-13 02:49:20 AM  
Speaking of Hollywood hotties that have shaved their heads, google "Sinead O'Connor" and check the picture google uses.

http://www.google.com/search?q=sinead+o'connor&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=e n &client=safari#mip=s:0

/not sure how to make it pop from my iphone
 
2012-06-13 03:37:53 AM  

TommyymmoT: acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

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We're all crazy about the little dullard.

I've seen her look worse.

Not white knighting, but I don't think she really qualifies as a "dullard."

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Charlize Theron is hot. It's a scientific fact. I would love to spend the rest of my life disappointing her in bed if I could ever be so lucky. If you think that anybody could have a different opinion you are sooorely mistaken. :)

The Dullard line is from her amazing five episode stint in Arrested Development as are the screenshots. If you aren't familiar with her work on Season 3 Episodes 2-6 of that show you need to get onto Nettflix Streaming or Amazon Instant Video streaming and fix it with a quickness.

/Mister F FTW!

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-13 04:19:32 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?
 
2012-06-13 05:17:45 AM  

MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?


Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?
 
2012-06-13 07:01:16 AM  
This woman is just preternaturally good-looking. Really, shaving her head does not minimize her appeal in the least.
 
2012-06-13 07:13:48 AM  
really short haircut = a shaved head ??
 
2012-06-13 07:29:47 AM  
Meh. Get back to me when Angelina shaves her head.
 
2012-06-13 07:33:59 AM  

Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


I'm quite fun when people aren't inexplicably making fun of babies. Until then.....
sharetv.org
 
2012-06-13 07:34:26 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


I have asked that question - can't get a straight answer.
 
2012-06-13 07:49:07 AM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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Yea
 
2012-06-13 08:02:41 AM  

Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


Because God must love asshats, since he made so damn many of them...
 
2012-06-13 08:27:57 AM  

Bastinado: Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


They think this is Facebook. We are all supposed to be thanking Jesus and being proud of our families.
 
2012-06-13 08:29:19 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?

when it became more about Drew making money then about having fun.


If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.
 
2012-06-13 08:37:48 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.


Not this argument again
 
2012-06-13 08:41:17 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again


Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.
 
2012-06-13 08:48:34 AM  

Waldo Pepper: FirstNationalBastard: Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again

Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.

agreed. I was at least expecting to see her swing an umbrella


So, the full Britney would be using one's beef curtains to swing an umbrella at Paparazzi?
 
2012-06-13 08:49:03 AM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


An android would have been smart enough to run to the side.
 
2012-06-13 08:54:41 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.


Ahhh ok, I gotcha

Yea I agree, she did not do a "full Britney". There's a HUGE difference here.
 
2012-06-13 09:02:03 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.
 
2012-06-13 09:12:28 AM  
Waldo Pepper


I think you lost one of these </i>
 
2012-06-13 09:38:22 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: I'm not totally convinced she wasn't.


Ridley Scott said she wasn't.
 
2012-06-13 09:43:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.


Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.
 
2012-06-13 09:48:40 AM  
I was hoping for shaved beaver not head.

//another Mad Max movie. Probably gonna suck, the sequels have all been worse than the prior one.
 
2012-06-13 09:52:38 AM  
www.nerdhammer.com

Issue number three: This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
 
2012-06-13 09:54:14 AM  
Is it really shaved if it's still covered with hair?
 
2012-06-13 09:58:22 AM  
I would pity fark her, rapidly.
 
2012-06-13 10:10:18 AM  

Apos: Charlize's portrayal wasn't that stiff,dude.


Yes. Yes it was. In fact the only character with depth was the "artificial person".

Such a potentially awesome movie. Visually amazing. Technically perfect. Ruined by a dumbed down screenplay full of on-the-nose dialog, blatant exposition blocks, some of the most boring 2 dimensional characters in the history of sci-fi and a serious case of too-much-too-soon storytelling.
 
2012-06-13 10:13:03 AM  

Moopy Mac: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.

Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.


I am neither racist or ignorant. I don't think the initial question was racist in nature. I think that perhaps some people are being a bit sensitive.
Also, I think you'll find most of these babies being adopted are not from the US. It's also difficult and expensive to adopt children from overseas.
 
2012-06-13 10:48:15 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


According to the Fark filter she's ........ nevermind....
 
2012-06-13 10:55:58 AM  

MAYORBOB: Meh. Get back to me when Angelina shaves her head.


Link
 
2012-06-13 10:59:07 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


Which is why that moniker is kinda dumb.
 
2012-06-13 11:07:53 AM  

hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

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Haircuts. Career enders...


The women of Centauri Prime.
 
2012-06-13 11:22:37 AM  
I was SO hoping that clicking that link would show a crotch shot sans panties in a car, but NO...it was shaved head crap.

Way to ruin the fantasy Charlize. You have officially pissed me off for the day.
 
2012-06-13 11:31:44 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The "rescue" is where many have come from, and back to the "rescue" many of them will go. Until we decriminalize normal human behavior to some degree this situation will persist.


Decriminalize murder, rape, and grand theft?
 
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