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2012-06-12 07:32:18 PM  
And yet... still prettier and more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....
 
2012-06-12 07:38:55 PM  
Britney didn't shave her head for a role. This is more like a Demi.
 
2012-06-12 08:00:31 PM  
Still gorgeous.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-12 08:41:41 PM  
Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?
 
2012-06-12 08:51:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Still gorgeous.

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2012-06-12 08:52:50 PM  
Vickers was an android.
 
2012-06-12 08:53:43 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?
 
2012-06-12 08:56:14 PM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


Charlize's portrayal wasn't that stiff,dude.
 
2012-06-12 08:59:55 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: And yet... still more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....


Which isn't hard to achieve,as even a newspaper ad is more expressive than Ms. Stewart.
 
2012-06-12 09:03:17 PM  
I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


Precisely my motivation for clicking the link

/and my resulting sentiment
 
2012-06-12 09:20:10 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


Then don't respond. Instead, look up white actresses adopting black babies and do the math.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:15 PM  
makuluwo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-12 09:22:30 PM  
...and she was in a prequel to Alien, a movie that starred Sigourney Weaver who shaved her head for...well I'm sure Kevin Bacon is involved somewhere.
 
2012-06-12 09:25:10 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-06-12 09:52:11 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-12 10:01:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 10:08:05 PM  
Would still pound like the hammer of god.
 
2012-06-12 10:16:16 PM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


No, she wasn't.
 
2012-06-12 10:17:56 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.
 
2012-06-12 10:26:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

 
2012-06-12 10:33:28 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:55 PM  

basemetal: Would still pound like the hammer of god.


Don't go out on a limb or anything.
 
2012-06-12 10:38:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


Well they require more regular water and feeding. Let's hope they don't end up in the "rescue" when the mommies get bored with them.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:11 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


Hasn't she adopted a fleet of these things? Or is it the same one over and over? Like the reincarnation of Michael Jackson or something?
 
2012-06-12 10:42:16 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.

Well they require more regular water and feeding. Let's hope they don't end up in the "rescue" when the mommies get bored with them.


The "rescue" is where many have come from, and back to the "rescue" many of them will go. Until we decriminalize normal human behavior to some degree this situation will persist.

In the mean time, bring on the dancing lobsters, I'm going to grill one of their asses with bacon, butter, lemon, and steak.
 
2012-06-12 10:49:10 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 10:54:26 PM  
static1.purepeople.com
 
2012-06-12 11:02:44 PM  
Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

2.bp.blogspot.com

thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com

thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com

cdn2.dailycaller.com

cdn2.dailycaller.com

cdn2.dailycaller.com

Haircuts. Career enders...
 
2012-06-12 11:14:30 PM  
Is that a pedobear tat on her ankle?
 
2012-06-12 11:36:14 PM  

hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

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Haircuts. Career enders...


Mena Suvari's career might want a word with you.
 
2012-06-12 11:38:16 PM  
Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-06-12 11:40:44 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


To be fair, she is an African-American.
 
2012-06-12 11:41:30 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


Yes: gotta catch 'em all.
 
2012-06-12 11:41:53 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Not in the least. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl critter's locks, but she'd be hot with a shaved head too--though, it might be too much twinsy action to fly...
 
2012-06-12 11:45:05 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Fark no!!

More!
 
2012-06-12 11:45:07 PM  
Charlize Theron for Mockingbird or Ms. Marvel in the next Avengers movie.
 
2012-06-12 11:46:27 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


For the most part, I don't hate it hate it.

But Just like giant tits, it's an easy indicator of femininity from a distance, and it's another thing that sets women apart from men. Plus I think long hair is pretty and can be a wonderful accessory for a woman in a slinky black dress, whereas for men it's required to be either short or in some type of restraining harness to be 'formal dress'.

So I guess it's just sort of one of those things that's culturally acceptable one way but not the other. Cute chicks are cute regardless, but given my choice, I'd take medium length hair (none of this freakish 8 feet stuff) over bald.

I seem to be seeing the shaved (partial, or side shave with designes done in) more in rural Dallas, but it's by no means common. I just went from '0' to 'not zero'.
 
2012-06-12 11:47:13 PM  
cdn.hometheaterforum.com
 
2012-06-12 11:47:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.

Precisely my motivation for clicking the link

/and my resulting sentiment


Yeah, that was not the "bald" I was hoping for.
 
2012-06-12 11:48:48 PM  
no shaved cooter shot damn you fark damnnnnn you!
 
2012-06-12 11:49:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


I was expecting an umbrella attack and a trip to the ER.


9beers: Vickers was an android.


If she was Weyland's daughter why was she going by the name "Vickers"? What was her motivation to hide her true lineage from the rest of the crew?
 
2012-06-12 11:50:36 PM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


I see what you did there
 
2012-06-12 11:50:40 PM  
I wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of crazy bald Brittney.
 
2012-06-12 11:53:32 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


I've always been a fan of the pixie look. So not necessarily a buzz cut but still really short. I remember one of my exes kept her hair maybe an inch long and never wore makeup or jewelry. And I had hair to my shoulders, earrings, and nail polish...we were quite the odd couple.
 
2012-06-12 11:56:01 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I DON'T MIND THAT YOU SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES AND VODKA, BABY!
 
2012-06-13 12:00:34 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


That's a rather unusual request.

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-13 12:00:39 AM  

Mentat: 9beers: Vickers was an android.

No, she wasn't.


I'm not totally convinced she wasn't.

//she survived the crash and we will see her in part 2

///I don't think she knew she was an android until after crash
 
2012-06-13 12:02:57 AM  
And with or without hair she's one of the most beautiful women on the planet
 
2012-06-13 12:04:25 AM  
Given that she did it for a part in a new mad max movie, I'll give her a pass on it, subby.


The Oscar winner got rid of her golden locks for an upcoming role as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road
 
2012-06-13 12:09:41 AM  
Whatever, I'd still wreck that.
 
2012-06-13 12:25:58 AM  

realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-13 12:42:09 AM  

Tax Boy: realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road

This is why we can't have nice things.


But we can blow them up and make a movie doing it
 
2012-06-13 12:53:36 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


Shes Africa... damnit this.


Tax Boy: realityVSperception: Mad Max: Fury Road

This is why we can't have nice things.


New trilogy starring Tom Hardy, im... cautiously optimistic.
 
2012-06-13 01:01:05 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


Geez, man. Way to have a sense of humor.
Bet you're the life of the party.
Either that or you're actually Buzz Killington in disguise.
 
2012-06-13 01:02:39 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


Yeah. but they steal all the condiments.
 
2012-06-13 01:20:50 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-13 01:32:52 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

farm8.staticflickr.com

farm8.staticflickr.com

We're all crazy about the little dullard.
 
2012-06-13 01:40:29 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


And they say that romance is dead.
 
2012-06-13 01:44:28 AM  
Bald South African-American Goddess vs Bald Average-Faced White Trash from the Swamp.
 
2012-06-13 01:47:44 AM  

acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

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We're all crazy about the little dullard.


I've seen her look worse.

Not white knighting, but I don't think she really qualifies as a "dullard."

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-13 02:05:34 AM  
oh.... thats a new look.....!!!
 
2012-06-13 02:07:13 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
Penis goes where? WOO-HOO!!!
 
2012-06-13 02:07:44 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


I say it's the new hollywood fad yo
 
2012-06-13 02:08:51 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


And they're so cute on those 80's tv shows.
 
2012-06-13 02:21:10 AM  

Bhasayate: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

I say it's the new hollywood fad yo


A year from now, you'll find them at upscale consignment stores for a fraction of the price.
 
2012-06-13 02:49:20 AM  
Speaking of Hollywood hotties that have shaved their heads, google "Sinead O'Connor" and check the picture google uses.

http://www.google.com/search?q=sinead+o'connor&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=e n &client=safari#mip=s:0

/not sure how to make it pop from my iphone
 
2012-06-13 03:37:53 AM  

TommyymmoT: acefox1: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

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We're all crazy about the little dullard.

I've seen her look worse.

Not white knighting, but I don't think she really qualifies as a "dullard."

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Charlize Theron is hot. It's a scientific fact. I would love to spend the rest of my life disappointing her in bed if I could ever be so lucky. If you think that anybody could have a different opinion you are sooorely mistaken. :)

The Dullard line is from her amazing five episode stint in Arrested Development as are the screenshots. If you aren't familiar with her work on Season 3 Episodes 2-6 of that show you need to get onto Nettflix Streaming or Amazon Instant Video streaming and fix it with a quickness.

/Mister F FTW!

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-13 04:19:32 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?
 
2012-06-13 05:17:45 AM  

MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?


Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?
 
2012-06-13 07:01:16 AM  
This woman is just preternaturally good-looking. Really, shaving her head does not minimize her appeal in the least.
 
2012-06-13 07:13:48 AM  
really short haircut = a shaved head ??
 
2012-06-13 07:29:47 AM  
Meh. Get back to me when Angelina shaves her head.
 
2012-06-13 07:33:59 AM  

Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


I'm quite fun when people aren't inexplicably making fun of babies. Until then.....
sharetv.org
 
2012-06-13 07:34:26 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


I have asked that question - can't get a straight answer.
 
2012-06-13 07:49:07 AM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Yea
 
2012-06-13 07:52:00 AM  

Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


when it became more about Drew making money then about having fun.
 
2012-06-13 07:57:27 AM  

Spanky McStupid: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

I have asked that question - can't get a straight answer.


if she adopted a white baby you might just assume she gave birth to him/her so you wouldn't be making a "are white babies the new hollywood accessory

Might there just be a whole lot of third world babies of color to adopt. my cousin has adopted two kids of color and I seriously doubt when he takes his sons out they are an accessory to him.
 
2012-06-13 08:02:41 AM  

Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


Because God must love asshats, since he made so damn many of them...
 
2012-06-13 08:27:57 AM  

Bastinado: Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?


They think this is Facebook. We are all supposed to be thanking Jesus and being proud of our families.
 
2012-06-13 08:29:19 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?

when it became more about Drew making money then about having fun.


If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.
 
2012-06-13 08:37:48 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.


Not this argument again
 
2012-06-13 08:41:17 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again


Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.
 
2012-06-13 08:44:27 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Waldo Pepper: Bastinado: MagSeven: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Awesome. She adopts a baby, presumably loves it and you give her shiat. Great!
/to answer your question, it appeared to be a trend about 6 years ago. If it was a trend, it would have died down by now. What color is the little life you have saved?

Jeez, when did the killjoys invade Fark?

when it became more about Drew making money then about having fun.


If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.


please don't confuse profile date with how long I've been visiting fark.
 
2012-06-13 08:45:56 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again

Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.


agreed. I was at least expecting to see her swing an umbrella
 
2012-06-13 08:48:34 AM  

Waldo Pepper: FirstNationalBastard: Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again

Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.

agreed. I was at least expecting to see her swing an umbrella


So, the full Britney would be using one's beef curtains to swing an umbrella at Paparazzi?
 
2012-06-13 08:49:03 AM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


An android would have been smart enough to run to the side.
 
2012-06-13 08:51:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Waldo Pepper: FirstNationalBastard: Tat'dGreaser: FirstNationalBastard: If you've only been here since 2006, as your profile indicates, you never knew the classic era of FARK. To many, you ARE part of the killjoys.

Not this argument again

Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.

agreed. I was at least expecting to see her swing an umbrella

So, the full Britney would be using one's beef curtains to swing an umbrella at Paparazzi?


with both a dangling cigarette in her mouth and baby at her side
 
2012-06-13 08:54:41 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honestly, I'm just trying to bust some holier-than-thou balls.

Also, I'm still disappointed that Subby's definition of "full Britney" was the complete opposite of what it should be.


Ahhh ok, I gotcha

Yea I agree, she did not do a "full Britney". There's a HUGE difference here.
 
2012-06-13 09:02:03 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.
 
2012-06-13 09:05:34 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

are there smart racist?

 
2012-06-13 09:12:28 AM  
Waldo Pepper


I think you lost one of these </i>
 
2012-06-13 09:19:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Waldo Pepper


I think you lost one of these </i>


crap
 
2012-06-13 09:38:22 AM  

Cuthbert Allgood: I'm not totally convinced she wasn't.


Ridley Scott said she wasn't.
 
2012-06-13 09:43:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.


Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.
 
2012-06-13 09:48:40 AM  
I was hoping for shaved beaver not head.

//another Mad Max movie. Probably gonna suck, the sequels have all been worse than the prior one.
 
2012-06-13 09:52:38 AM  
www.nerdhammer.com

Issue number three: This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
 
2012-06-13 09:54:14 AM  
Is it really shaved if it's still covered with hair?
 
2012-06-13 09:58:22 AM  
I would pity fark her, rapidly.
 
2012-06-13 10:10:18 AM  

Apos: Charlize's portrayal wasn't that stiff,dude.


Yes. Yes it was. In fact the only character with depth was the "artificial person".

Such a potentially awesome movie. Visually amazing. Technically perfect. Ruined by a dumbed down screenplay full of on-the-nose dialog, blatant exposition blocks, some of the most boring 2 dimensional characters in the history of sci-fi and a serious case of too-much-too-soon storytelling.
 
2012-06-13 10:13:03 AM  

Moopy Mac: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.

Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.


I am neither racist or ignorant. I don't think the initial question was racist in nature. I think that perhaps some people are being a bit sensitive.
Also, I think you'll find most of these babies being adopted are not from the US. It's also difficult and expensive to adopt children from overseas.
 
2012-06-13 10:48:15 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


According to the Fark filter she's ........ nevermind....
 
2012-06-13 10:55:58 AM  

MAYORBOB: Meh. Get back to me when Angelina shaves her head.


Link
 
2012-06-13 10:59:07 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


Which is why that moniker is kinda dumb.
 
2012-06-13 11:07:53 AM  

hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 276x343]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 296x366]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 300x208]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x877]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x941]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x419]

Haircuts. Career enders...


The women of Centauri Prime.
 
2012-06-13 11:22:37 AM  
I was SO hoping that clicking that link would show a crotch shot sans panties in a car, but NO...it was shaved head crap.

Way to ruin the fantasy Charlize. You have officially pissed me off for the day.
 
2012-06-13 11:31:44 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The "rescue" is where many have come from, and back to the "rescue" many of them will go. Until we decriminalize normal human behavior to some degree this situation will persist.


Decriminalize murder, rape, and grand theft?
 
2012-06-13 12:38:11 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Moopy Mac: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.

Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.

I am neither racist or ignorant. I don't think the initial question was racist in nature. I think that perhaps some people are being a bit sensitive.
Also, I think you'll find most of these babies being adopted are not from the US. It's also difficult and expensive to adopt children from overseas.


People prefer to adopt children from overseas because (i) they can get white (Russian) babies abroad and not at home, (ii) they don't have to worry about the kid's birth parents coming into the picture and/or (iii) some people believe orphans in undeveloped nations are SOL relative to orphans in developed nations.

And from previous celebrity adoption threads, I'm quite confident there were some racist undertones to the initial question. The implication of these types of comments seems pretty clear and are repeated in every one of these types of discussions.
 
2012-06-13 02:14:47 PM  
LEAVE V'GER ALONE !!!1!
 
2012-06-13 02:56:37 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

Looks shopped
 
2012-06-13 04:07:44 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


chewielouie: [www.nerdhammer.com image 620x350]

Issue number three: This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!


Bravo! One of the most hilarious skits ever on SNL. Remember seeing that when it first aired; seems like just yesterday.

Phil Hartman, Chris Rock, David Spade, Dennis Miller, Chris Farley, et. al., was last best era on SNL.
 
2012-06-13 04:22:36 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: And yet... still prettier and more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....


This.

God, that movie sucked.
 
2012-06-13 04:24:12 PM  

chewielouie: [www.nerdhammer.com image 620x350]

Issue number three: This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!


Been years since I saw the skit. Too funny!

Sting as Billy Idol.
 
2012-06-13 04:33:46 PM  
www.celebrities-with-diseases.com
 
2012-06-13 04:35:28 PM  

Theonceovertwice: Leo Bloom's Freakout: And yet... still prettier and more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....

This.

God, that movie sucked.


Ya know... I actually enjoyed it. Mind you it was at a theater that allows you to reserve seats in a balcony type area where you can bring in drinks from their bar... so a good amount of yum yum juice running through the veins at the time... but wifey and I enjoyed the movie except for KS's scenes. Charlize was incredible and the visual effects and imagery were really pleasing on the eyes.

Kristen is by far the worst actress I've seen in any major production, by far. It seemed like they tried to minimize her as much as possible. It led to what could have been a very interesting story about the queen instead of Snow, but since it started as a workaround was never fully developed. Still, easy enough to watch despite the girl with a fly catching mouth.

/Crows go splat
 
2012-06-13 04:38:29 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Theonceovertwice: Leo Bloom's Freakout: And yet... still prettier and more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....

This.

God, that movie sucked.

Ya know... I actually enjoyed it. Mind you it was at a theater that allows you to reserve seats in a balcony type area where you can bring in drinks from their bar... so a good amount of yum yum juice running through the veins at the time... but wifey and I enjoyed the movie except for KS's scenes. Charlize was incredible and the visual effects and imagery were really pleasing on the eyes.

Kristen is by far the worst actress I've seen in any major production, by far. It seemed like they tried to minimize her as much as possible. It led to what could have been a very interesting story about the queen instead of Snow, but since it started as a workaround was never fully developed. Still, easy enough to watch despite the girl with a fly catching mouth.

/Crows go splat


It definitely would have been better if I had been drinking. I agree that the visual effects (and costumes) were good. I liked the huntsmen, but I couldn't figure out what he saw in Stewart. She is definitely terrible, and she ruined it for me. I thought a lot of it was really boring, actually. I usually love Charlize, but I even thought she was a little off (over-acting). Meh. Next.
 
2012-06-13 06:12:13 PM  

Happy Hours: [makuluwo.files.wordpress.com image 466x433]


Evidently that was a bit traumatic.

That being said I saw Prometheus yesterday. Theron does a good job playing a biatch... wonder if that's what she's really like.

Yeah I know... acting!!!
 
2012-06-13 08:20:06 PM  
I wouldn't say she's gone full Britney. She has an acting role coming up. Totally different.
 
2012-06-13 08:50:53 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?



She was born in South Africa. So there's that. Idiot
 
2012-06-13 09:37:29 PM  

intelligent comment below: She was born in South Africa. So there's that. Idiot


LOL what?
 
2012-06-13 09:40:08 PM  

Moopy Mac: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Moopy Mac: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?

It does seem to be a Hollywood trend for white actresses/actors to adopt a black baby. It has come to a point where it looks like it's more for show, then actual need for these children. At that point; then yes, they are an accessory.

/I don't think that was a racist question.

Odd since that question is usually asked by the racist and/or ignorant.

/It's really hard to adopt a white American baby, not nearly as hard to adopt a black American baby.

I am neither racist or ignorant. I don't think the initial question was racist in nature. I think that perhaps some people are being a bit sensitive.
Also, I think you'll find most of these babies being adopted are not from the US. It's also difficult and expensive to adopt children from overseas.

People prefer to adopt children from overseas because (i) they can get white (Russian) babies abroad and not at home, (ii) they don't have to worry about the kid's birth parents coming into the picture and/or (iii) some people believe orphans in undeveloped nations are SOL relative to orphans in developed nations.

And from previous celebrity adoption threads, I'm quite confident there were some racist undertones to the initial question. The implication of these types of comments seems pretty clear and are repeated in every one of these types of discussions.


This. Especially when they're followed up by somebody complaining that they "never get a straight answer." That question was answered multiple times in this thread alone. Start farking paying attention already.
 
2012-06-13 09:56:38 PM  

Spanky McStupid: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

I have asked that question - can't get a straight answer.


Can you get a gay answer?

/so sorry =p
 
2012-06-13 10:30:56 PM  

9beers: intelligent comment below: She was born in South Africa. So there's that. Idiot

LOL what?



You are pretty dumb, aren't you?

The idiot was complaining about white stars adopting black babies.

The fact that Ms. Theron is from South Africa gives her a good reason to adopt a black baby.

Now go back under your rock.
 
2012-06-13 11:29:46 PM  

intelligent comment below: The fact that Ms. Theron is from South Africa gives her a good reason to adopt a black baby.


That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
 
2012-06-13 11:30:37 PM  
The glasses look worse than the 'do. Honestly is it some kind of requirement for 'trendy' sunglasses to be as ugly and unflattering as humanly possible?
 
2012-06-13 11:39:59 PM  

9beers: intelligent comment below: The fact that Ms. Theron is from South Africa gives her a good reason to adopt a black baby.

That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.


She's making up for apartheid.
 
2012-06-14 12:26:29 AM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


Nice! I still laugh about that SNL monologue
 
2012-06-14 01:55:40 AM  
"I hate it when they hire Yanks to play Brits. You can ALWAYS tell."
 
2012-06-14 02:31:26 AM  

fusillade762: If she was Weyland's daughter why was she going by the name "Vickers"? What was her motivation to hide her true lineage from the rest of the crew?


She didn't want the crew knowing who daddy is?

The author of the screenplay has said she wasn't an android. She was jealous of David, because David was the son she never could be.

Don't you think having Dad make a male robot version of you could be enough to not want people to know your lineage?
 
2012-06-14 03:11:51 AM  

hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 276x343]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 296x366]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 300x208]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x877]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x941]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x419]

Haircuts. Career enders...


www.glamour.com

static.stickam.com
 
2012-06-14 03:50:02 AM  

peterthx: hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 276x343]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 296x366]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 300x208]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x877]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x941]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x419]

Haircuts. Career enders...

[www.glamour.com image 437x303]

[static.stickam.com image 480x360]


Yeah, he is serious. I only watched Felicity to see her beautiful curls.
 
2012-06-14 03:53:13 AM  

peterthx: hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 276x343]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 296x366]

[thebaldandthebeautiful.files.wordpress.com image 300x208]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x877]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x941]

[cdn2.dailycaller.com image 630x419]

Haircuts. Career enders...

[www.glamour.com image 437x303]

[static.stickam.com image 480x360]


Lets start "Girls with Curls"

pdxretro.com
 
2012-06-14 01:02:43 PM  
MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


I'm not gonna say I prefer it or anything, but I wouldn't kick any woman out of my bed just because she wanted to try a shaved head that I would have allowed into my bed in the first place.
 
2012-06-14 04:31:32 PM  

Harry_Seldon:
Yeah, he is serious. I only watched Felicity to see her beautiful curls.


It's been widely held that the show viewership had a really bad reaction to the haircut and was soon cancelled.
 
2012-06-15 10:37:26 AM  

peterthx: Harry_Seldon:
Yeah, he is serious. I only watched Felicity to see her beautiful curls.

It's been widely held that the show viewership had a really bad reaction to the haircut and was soon cancelled.


She was better in that other show, "Running Wilde." And she had her hair back. Co-incidence?
 
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